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Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 11:21am On Jun 22, 2009
@origina9ja

puhlzeee madam

whats that? a casual wave aside

i bet if someone were to call you a bitch now

you would use 10 lines in describing how calling the guy a bastard should be justified

or a guy calls you a slut. . . .his whole clan automatically comes under your attack

now you sit on ur high otita  and tell me not to take things personally

na 9jaland we dey. . . . .this statement in it self tells me what you think of people here

which is my point exactly the negativity should stop
Romance / Re: She Is A Witch! by ariblaze(m): 11:20am On Jun 22, 2009
if i were you i would marry asap

atleast she would remain young i would have goodluck lol
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 11:11am On Jun 22, 2009
adusol:

@ ariblaze, am surprised that ur taking folks on here serious. i think people are just having fun.


no that's the problem it aint funny

its an ugly trend . . . .believe me read through

this and you will realize the line between fun and rubbish was crossed years ago

i am not claiming sainthood. . . . .i daresay i am crazier than the average

but some lines should always be respected
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 11:03am On Jun 22, 2009
busybody  i don't quite get your angle here

i for one cited examples of threads i read

the filth and cancer that has eaten through us

this isnt about tackling a particular person

but more of curbing a particular trend via collective effort/force if required





with respect to thread hijacking

i aint a newbie i can always get my trend back
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 10:59am On Jun 22, 2009
who is the so-called adam?

tpiah you are beginning to fall back into that trend

the santa's helpers comment. . . .

are you talking about  a particular set of people?
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 10:56am On Jun 22, 2009
So I would say the attacks were unprovoked and a blatant attempt to use derogatation, discrimination and gender profiling in an attempt to intimidate and oppress a certain minority.


this is a reason to ponder


but then again,women have never really being a minority have they?

maybe a small percentage of women just realize the full extent of their rights

but i daresay the few that know it abuse it to such extent that the world wont miss it

if the remaining set of women continue to remain oblivious of this privilege

i.e a woman knows she can 80% of the time slap a man and get away with it

thus she would abuse it, some are so quick at emptying their drinks

i have being known to empty my beer too on such. . . i don't suffer fools

acting in a huff isnt in anyway going to bring your point home to me


note am not saying men aren't mostly guilty of beating down women not subservient to them

am just saying the coin has a flip side too

we should thus observe both sides
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 10:46am On Jun 22, 2009
just a question

a person goes like 10NL girls he has slept with

proceeds to debase this so-called women

and he becomes a mini-celebrity

i have no grouse with the said dude

but me thinks

guy suffers from a small-dick syndrome

no offense . . . . .  but that's what i feel sha

my problem here is this?

why was the guy being celebrated?

i read some posts , hailing him and calling him a 'correct guy'

if such a guy is labeled correct i would rather stick to being called 'that man' than that guy

and some women are just wahala magnet uncouth mannerism with false airs this said people are also

culpable and should hide under the guise of the weaker sex(hell we are in the 21st there is no weaker sex)

it takes tact to spin controversy

any bumbling fool can cause hysteria

which is what most people male and female alike here do

you know attaining class is like dancing the waltz

with proper practice people would swing to your moves
Romance / Re: Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 10:38am On Jun 22, 2009
tpiah

you do have a point there

with particularly in support of any gender

i say both parties are to blame

those same women call them men names too

i in no way imply the men should resort to calling em bitches








ps: every clown's mother is an angel . . . . . . . . . . .lol
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:33am On Jun 22, 2009
a certain degree of scum/filth

seems to have invaded this site

albeit via the romance thread twice my attention was drawn

to certain posts. . .which i found childish,disheartening and downright absurd

i think its time we unleashed a few on mannerism on this louts. . . . in the meantime

me i have gone to look for wahala. . . .spoiling for a fight(cant blame me am bored)


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-287057.0.html#msg4067911
Romance / Maturity And Romance by ariblaze(m): 10:29am On Jun 22, 2009
my policy has always being 'i don't suffer fools'

thus i quit this thread(romance) for over a year

once in a while i skim through and i see the same ol bullshit

my question is this? when are we going to grow up? when are we going

to learn respect? if women aren't bashing men its the men calling the women bitches

the internet might be a faceless community but the way we relate here goes a long way

with regards to how we relate in real life. . . .a man opened up a thread to take on over 10women

calling them names and stuff haba! and we shamelessly cheered on, am quite sure he must be feeling 'the man' now

its sad, for its such a fellow is in the lowest form of cluelessness and should be pitied

for the rebuttal threads . . . .you are just slightly different even though you somewhat stem from the same base levels


we irrespective of our genders are different

we as a race should celebrate this difference

where the differences means we can relate

respect from afar comes into place

and clashes should be avoided. . . .i know it takes effort

but at the end of the day we know we are better for it

i aint preaching. . . . .and as started i dont suffer fools

so make your replies if any sensible
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:51am On Jun 18, 2009
@sino thanks


princesca. . . . lady of rage

bring the pain in !!!!!!!!!
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:49pm On Jun 12, 2009
ps:vesc

i see you are online

if you gimmie any smart remark

i would rip your spine out of your body

whilst you are alive angry
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:47pm On Jun 12, 2009
i don tire!!!!!

haba this week alone

Monday i spent over 6hours in traffic

and thus dint get home till the early hours

of Tuesday

yesterday another crazy day

got home a few minutes to 12


wetin dey this lagos sef

what is the pull lagos offers

shuoo na everyone get car for this town

follow your staff buses damn it


i am writing a petition to Lagos state government

copying the federal government

a petition recommending that

everyone above 35 should be forced out of lagos

everyone below 23 should be forced out of lagos

everyone with more than one car, should be taxed

for every other car

color schemes should be used with regards

to cars that move on certain days

cars older than 3years should be forced out of lagos

if your head office doesnt have to be in lagos

due to proximity of the ports,then move it out of lagos

if your work can be done online

then you dont have to appear at work in person

power bikes should have the right of way

and lastly whenever i am running home late

5star accommodations should be provided for me with the option

of not going to work the next day
Romance / Re: Couple Divorces After Online Affair With Each Other by ariblaze(m): 3:35pm On Jun 11, 2009
two things

pride and lack of communication

is the root cause of this

if both parties in the dark, could grope for

find and hold on to each other

what difference does introduction of light make?

bottom line. . .someone bleeped up the other party refused to forgive

thus animosity grew on both sides

pride stopped either party from admitting and a break in communication esued

fate played a lovely trick on them

if i was the presiding judge would other them

to 1 year's compulsory living together with all chores and thoughts shared amongst eachother

the defaulter would get to pay alimony

if after a year , . .they still wanna divorce then so be it
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Left Me Cos I Had No Money. by ariblaze(m): 3:27pm On Jun 11, 2009
i cant help but yawn

guy move on simple
Romance / Re: Why Were Nairaland Guys Accused Of Stalking The Ladies ? by ariblaze(m): 3:22pm On Jun 11, 2009
wooow

application to be stalked

dear stalker(to be)

i am a nice person,considered cool in some circles

i can speak english and most of all understand

your need to stalk,i promise i would come here

and reveal your identity as a stalker to anyone

i promise to be a good stalkee . . .




thanks for your anticipated stalkings




sincerely

me grin
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:49pm On Jun 11, 2009
@bluespice

thanks. . .

you always remain

my person


@kay9

word!!!!
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:47pm On Jun 10, 2009
lol. . . . . . .nice one

in more ways than you can imagine

you nailed me with that statement

for the record, dont forget your inter science

its ariblaze's butt aka sun surrounded by the revolving planets

did you skip the class?
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:18pm On Jun 10, 2009
ariblaze rants at the world

no fault of the world here

ariblaze rants all the time grin





thanks for the advice

but sorry, i cant take it

you have listen to biggie's ten crack commandments?

it my 10 rants commandment

never get high on your own supply

thus i cant practice the advice you suggested cos its originally from me

its same as getting high on my own supply
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:26pm On Jun 09, 2009
ok where is everyone

blu

kay

vesc

kill

sino


tgurl


and every other reg


don't y'all know its dangerous leaving me to my own devices ?
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:24pm On Jun 09, 2009
thanks,

but i really expected you to gimmie A CLUE TO WHAT I SHOULD BE FEELING
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 1:42pm On Jun 09, 2009
i am . . . . . . hell i dont even know what i feel right now

maybe,somebody, anybody can help analyze this

my mind and being filled with the turmoil and emotions

written previously,i set to work,dint drive nor ride thier

was at the mercy of the staff bus,the last for the day

leaves lekki by 9:15pm,that was my bus last night

settled in,by bullying everyone to a row of seats smack in the middle of the bus

joined seats together used labtop bag as a makeshift pillow, picked up my phone

started a long conversation with the 'she who makes my heart go thump thump thump'

for the next 44minutes i was oblivious to surroundings partly due to the engrossing conversation

partly due to the tinted windows and curtains in the bus,after 44minutes of conversation her

phone gave up. . . .which brings me to this 'does anyone know how to break a phone hex'

after falled attempts at connecting her, i glanced out of the window,expecting ikeja,where did i see

dolphin estate,barely 10clicks from lekki,furiously i looked in front,sea of red lights emanating as breaklights

filled the horizon,it would have being beautiful if i was not angry . . .

by now it was past 10,had i chosen to work from there across the 3rd mainland,i doubt i would be termed a fool

all through oworonsoki,decided to raise the mum and reward her with lengthy gist, alas last night wasn't my night

we kept on snaking at a snail's pace through to the toll gate then berger,by this time the luminous dial of the clock

indicated 10minutes to a new day. . . .there goes the indian movie i wanted to watch as soon as i got home

got to ogba 12:30am, stumbled into my house by 13minutes to one. .



by 4:30am i was up

by 6:20am i was at work

by 10am i was beyond tired

now i am in a trance . . . . albeit a drugged one




so please help me

what am i supposed to be feeling right now?
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 4:41pm On Jun 08, 2009
had to pass this lol.




LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele people
18. HUD - how u dey
19. WKP - waka pass
20. BBG - baby girl
21. KKL - Kokolette
22. MML - mamalette
23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
24. NTT - Na true talk
25. IKU - It koncain u?
26. NDM - no dull me
27. LGT - let's goo there
28. IFSA - I for slap am
29. IGDO - I go die o
30. YB - Yess boss
31. NLT - No long thing
32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
33. CWJ - carry waka jorh
34. WBYO - wetin be your own
35. U2D - U 2 do
36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex
37. MKG - maka gini?
38. WSDP - who send dem papa
39. INS - i no send
40. INFS - i no fit shout
41. WWY - who wan yarn
42. NBST - no be small thing
43. NWO - na wah oooooo
44. NMA - no mind am
45. MIHW - make i hear word
46. NBL - no be lie
47. NB? - na beans?
48 wd - wetin dey
49. UNGKM - u no go kill me
50. o2s - omo 2 sexy
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 1:39pm On Jun 08, 2009
The raging waves of calm



i am sad

sad for my country,sad for my people

sad for my environment

and sadder for me

this might stem out of many things as i remain confused

i ask my self this am i human(scratch that)

i ask myself this,am i a normal human?

this is a new job,and i am dead tired

i loathe coming here every day, a year ago

this was the dream job,don't confuse this for ambitiousness i am tired of this job

plain and simple, i want something else. . .the pay isnt even fueling all my excesses and the some

why should i have a job, whose pay wont fuel/cater for all the material excesses i have/crave?

not good, a job i dont feel happy over. . .i am not i assure you

5days ago my paternal and only existing grandmother passed

back in the days she was my ally against popsy

he car i would go to use whenever my old man

grounds my car due to one offense or another by me

a guaranteed cash reserve for me, even if the money just buys a round for me and my boyz

she could get on my nerves too,especially with her constant reminding of how i removed

chewing gum from my mouth and closed it with the pages of a bible, the bible she willed to me whilst still alive

now she is gone, and i don't even feel a thing. . . i have searched my mind for a feeling of loss but

i haven't found one, a close friend says it has probably not hitme(i honestly doubt it would hit me)

does this make me self absorbent an island . . . .unfeeling,insensitive,incapable of emotions ?

this scares me. . . .

i am glad though that she has left for a better place

that God would have one more person to nag him

whenever i go on my knees praying/asking

that my guardian angels now have to sit up

for grandma wont let them rest

but why am i not sad for the human loss

but happy for the spiritual gain?

i must be evil

selfish . . .i hope i am not

i know i am sad for my country

the masses, my life situation

why cant i be sad i lost her?
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:38pm On Jun 08, 2009
the day has come

the eveel one thinks she can hide

it isnt going to happen,i have my eyes

on everyone here. . . .yes i do

we acknowledge your age(35years) and your ways

but trying to avoid telling us about today, cant work

i am sure the hubby,and the kids would have said it to you already

then so would the other lovers outside too

anyways. . . .this is from us all here



happy buffday to our very own

sisikill/sisijinx/babyjinx !!!!!!!!!

may your 36th(yeah we know your age too)

be as interesting as that of 7 year old mayowa(my nephew lol) without a care in the world

many phone calls are wished you,from strangers and friends



hip hip huwa huwa huwa grin grin grin grin grin
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:33pm On Jun 08, 2009
@kuljamaica

get tha Bleep off this thread!!!!
Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:54am On Jun 02, 2009
vesc i know you are online

you had better come here

or else?

kay9

if nepa dey Bleep up u get gen nau

tgirl

wetin dey worry you
Romance / Re: My London Cyber Girlfriend by ariblaze(m): 10:17am On Jun 02, 2009
@ariblaze,
r u asking him to committ cyber murder?


cyber murder ke?

NO . . . . . real killing ni oo

he should hop on the next flight(after getting visa of course)

get her addy,knock on her door

calmly shoot her in between the eyes

cut off her right hand and bring it to his guy in naija to jerk off with grin

abi wetin i go talk again
Romance / Re: What Is Love? by ariblaze(m): 12:35pm On Jun 01, 2009
@ ewasco

nailed it rite in the bud siree
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by ariblaze(m): 12:05pm On Jun 01, 2009
hmmm

yeah in no other of particular preference

vesc

kay9

sino

cooldude


i am mad crushing on them lot
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hi by ariblaze(m): 12:02pm On Jun 01, 2009
i no fit shout

silliness is still very much abound here lol
Romance / Re: My London Cyber Girlfriend by ariblaze(m): 11:59am On Jun 01, 2009
quick solution


kill em both

a single shot each

right between the eyes

place the guy's hands on his pecker

and the girl's on her V

thats should make you feel better

yes?

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