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LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:16am On Feb 09, 2009
i love this quote:

Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself."
-- Sara Henderson
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 10:46am On Feb 09, 2009
you cant threaten me tongue
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 7:38am On Feb 09, 2009
ok i guess for clarification purposes

i need to translate before you all

quote me out of context


i love her so

oh yes i love her so

love like never before

they say the two most significant

are the first and the biggest

well she is both

how can i tell her i do

without her scorning me?

how can i say how i feel

without her getting upset?

how can i tell her i am different

without her reservations coming to bear?

how can i put that ring in her finger



so the highlighted part is the contention here

i dint say i was being scorned

its written in such a way that exhibits the flair for dramatics of a young man who fancys himself in love and is scared he might be refused



ok it isnt like he is being scorned

sisijinx

you started this train of confusion oo

respect yourself angry
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2009
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


tongue
tongue
RomanceRe: True Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2009
Busy_body:
Exactly, that was his close friend and the woman he gave his heart to, for safeguarding undecided It is people like that, that plan to get the man killed off, to cash in on his life insurance shocked shocked shocked
abi oooo
RomanceRe: True Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 10:09pm On Feb 08, 2009
drin. . . . .

i kinda think the man dint care about the guests but humilating the woman and the man

yep he went overboard and he did feel pained i believe

dude imagine the charade

your bestman and wife to be haba

if they wanted eachother they should have gotten married

me blame the best man more. . . . .he betrayed trust
RomanceRe: True Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 9:39pm On Feb 08, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Any man that does this to my family will be dumbu'd. Abi is it me that said he should be sexually deficient? tongue
oh you don have a problem cheating

on your fiance with his bestman just before the wedding but you have an issue

if he exposes you both, i daresay their is noting you or your family can do about it

i daresay their is noting you can do about it, pride damaged and cant be salvaged

funny if the lady decides to get married again, it would be mega low keyed
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 9:21pm On Feb 08, 2009
@igwe1

good sir. . . mind defining the term 'cool'?

what's that micheal jackson's song

yeah

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE,LEAVE ME ALONE

JUST STOP, (ok i forgot the rest) grin



[sup]hmm. . . . . i wonder why i keep getting her machine[/sup]
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 9:16pm On Feb 08, 2009
sisijinx

i hate you

i hate you so much it hurts

a)the deal was between blu and i, she mouthed off

b)it is my emotions to give, if i crash and burn i will take solace knowing i attempted to fly

c)she is worth it atleast to me, you need not understand,now i am forced not to introduce her to you

e)she isnt walking the pier or the plank







ps:you madam are not permitted to decode anything i encode again
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 3:05pm On Feb 08, 2009
@bluespice

chicken grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: This Babe Is Killing Me Softly: Pls Help Ooo by ariblaze(m): 2:55pm On Feb 08, 2009
Sisi Jinx:
Any girl in her right mind would run 4-40 from a stalker and a creepy peeping Tom.

She has shown you how she feels, you are just in denial.

By the way, you've got moxie ohh. . . You stalk her, You make her uncomfortable by staring creepily at her, you chat her up during service and then expect her to apologize for not giving you what you want. My man, with your kinda guts. . . we could send people to war without armor and weapons!!!
eveel witch grin
RomanceRe: True Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 2:47pm On Feb 08, 2009
drrionelli

lol. . . . .your writes loads too

its obvious you have also being absent considering both you and i

are still under 200 posts. .

with respect to the post, yeah i know .it just makes for a good laugh then puts the fear of Cheating into people

@sisi

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Police, Watch This Show Of Shame by ariblaze(op): 2:30pm On Feb 08, 2009
lol,
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 2:25pm On Feb 08, 2009
e hksa dan ok

kd uao e hksa dan ok

hksa hega jasan xabkna

pdau owu pda psk ikop oecjebeywjp

wna pda benop wjz pda xeccaop

sahh oda eo xkpd

dks ywj e pahh dan e zk

sepdkqp dan oyknjejc ia?

dks ywj e owu dks baah

sepdkqp dan cappejc qloap

dks ywj e paah dan wi zebbanajp

sepdkqp dan naoanrwpekjo ykiejc pk xawn

dks ywj e lqp pdwp nejc ej dan bejcan





@blu

i give you 24hours, let's see how you make this happen
RomanceRe: True Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2009
whether it is true ooo

or not it ooo. . .

it makes for a good read and well

shows karma can hit like a bitch
RomanceTrue Story . . . . Or So They Say by ariblaze(op): 12:35pm On Feb 08, 2009
You got to love this guy, This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.


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He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

image006 67.jpg

A Mastercard Wedding



'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow, '
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:08am On Feb 08, 2009
blu you can buy me over rara

and i guess the smell of blood

spilling couldnt keep your twin away

you guys twins for real?

she emi ni omode she?

i go spank you oooo

sisi eko you arent excluded from the spanks

boy would i love to spank you both tongue


@tgurl

ok, ore mi atata

emi na ko ishe esu ni grin
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:08pm On Feb 07, 2009
aight then i guess i will have to just learn to miss you tongue
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2009
tgurl. . . . . .why na you are my very own person

ok i replce blu with you afterall she taunted me
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2009
@blu

madam does it seem as though you taunt me

have you ever being spanked??

if you have how long ago was that?

you aint beyond spanking ooo

you and your twine dont scare me madam
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:07pm On Feb 06, 2009
@blu

what do you mean by harder?

you dint get the code kapish

nah i think rather than over you more like under estimated me

you want hard, i will give you hard madam angry
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 10:54pm On Feb 06, 2009
@bluespice

its for me to know and for me to introduce her to nairaland

and this group once i marry here(wishful thinking i am sure she would say)

then maybe you,sisi and her can become triplets. . . . . for you are all my

favourite women. . .dont corrupt her ooo

princesa i will no introduce you to her, you just might teach her how to carve me open

tgurl. . . . .you know you are my person she. . . .wetin i promise ooo

vesc. . . .we go yearn
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2009
i dint tabon like that oooo
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 1:57pm On Feb 06, 2009
Sisi Jinx:
A=B
B=C
C=D
D=E

For the most part. grin grin
you are hereby banned angry

who gave you permission cool


ok then i will have to write up a harder one to break grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm Tired Of Being Single Plzzz! by ariblaze(m): 12:24pm On Feb 06, 2009
08000013100


ssshhh lipsrsealed

dont say i gave you grin
Music/RadioRe: Beefs You Would Love To See by ariblaze(m): 12:10pm On Feb 06, 2009
gerrad vs lampard

rio vs terry


snoop vs crazy bones

puffy vs lil wayne(they both cant rap but i dare say puff is better)

left eye(rip) vs mc lyte

yoyo vs left eye


tag team

game,tupac,50, busta vs fat joe big pun, biggie and nas
RomanceRe: What Kinda Of Perfume Do I Buy For Him by ariblaze(m): 11:50am On Feb 06, 2009
mk7---ysl

echo---davidoff

212 on ice
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Caught Me With Her Mother On Bed by ariblaze(m): 11:44am On Feb 06, 2009
you joking right?

so in the spirit of that joke i will say

whatever you and her had is over for 10lifetimes

walk away and allow mother daughter mend their differences

but if you weren't joking


a dog comes to mind
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 11:32am On Feb 06, 2009
bluespice--------------------------even you?

it seems its only sisijinx that got this
RomanceRe: Don't Know Why My Boyfriend Doesnt Trust Me! by ariblaze(m): 10:48am On Feb 06, 2009
insecurity. . . . .no matter how hard men want to form

the first few in a relationship with a lady you feel for, this phase occurs

but , it should pass pretty soon , if it doesnt then wahala

it might lead to an abusive relationship
FamilyRe: Is It Right To Impregnant A Lady Before Marrying Her? by ariblaze(m): 10:09am On Feb 06, 2009
i know it happens

as someone said someone said

everyone to his own


mine , find love everyother thing will fall into place

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