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you ladies of the rant thread

seem to love courting fire

it burns,ooo

i am on leave from thread and in real life

just veging and well being slow

kay9

i will ignore the poor excuse for a barb

you threw me, for were i to reply you in

steed,it will be a word bath. . . .


vsc

stop being dramatic, silly boy

princesa

i reserve my comment


bluespice


have you ever being spanked?


epi

nice one

but i cant support the cause to kill cupid just yet

the smallies seems to be working for me i hope

i need him/her/it ti fire just one arrow at someone

for me


ariblaze


when are you coming back to rant nau?

so val is come and gone

has the love come and gone?

is the fiery feeling at the depth of the heart gone?

if it isn't then whats the big deal about val?

another white'mans propaganda ?

and please i am not ready to listen to the story of

mr saint valentine, debatable that story is if you ask me

i couldn't get a decent meal that day from any restaurant because

couples had saved up for months to have dinner for that night

even pastries want available, my usual shayo joint was filled to the brim

and over following with eager couples, even my precious ise-ewu was all eaten up.

then , the rain o God the rain. . . . . . . . . .well the good thing now sha

val is gone, atleast for the next 363days, but easter is next, same ol' circle again

where is everyone

Anger is said to be healthy

At least its better vented than bottled in

I am raging like a wild bull now, I feel like punching a big hole into the wall

Or break my fingers trying

Why are people so stupid?

Why do people just take joy at getting on nerves?

Why are people so self centered?

Mehn Bleep em all . . . if it were not for the way it is
Half dim wits wont have such power
I need to get out of here

make up your minds will ya?

first they say i was crazy

they say i can do naught but rant

they say dont you have something nice to talk about?

they said i am the wildest of the wild

they say he can never find love

now

they say aww he has gone soft on us

they say please revert back to the old you

they say he isnt as spontaneous anymore

they say he is now sooo tame

they say he is sooo sprung

so i guess

i will say it is my life

go take a dive off the frigging lake if you dont like it

go put a gun to your mouth and squeeze the trigger

go stand on the thrid mainland and play hopscotch

go find izal , a toast to me before you down it

go swim with the sharks .




am all spent now. . . . . . .on second thoughts i am not. . .

it is rising again

lol the blu calls. . . . . . . . . you all better answer her

are you saying i am not good enough

thank you thank you thanks. . . . . .

lol this is. . . . .

well i dunno you judge



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lol @vesc

dont worry i got 100%

control, i think. . . .

well. . . . .remember something about lawyers

how? what did i do?

she is glad to see your back

lol

me likee

lol. . . .

you are too wonderful for small me

haba you wan make i spoil you finsih for your mummy

you brothers would kill me oo