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What if i work wd Channel 10?

me too.

msssshhhhh

Simple!I will buy the country once.So that I own it for life.That was what Sanni Abacha

wanted to do then.

But it seems to be a mirage but God can do it.But mine will last for nothing less than 4 years(A tenure) probably 3 consecutive tenures(triple barell-ed tenures

ok .

This couple were in bed getting busy on their Wedding Night.When the bride placed the guys hand onto her womanliness. "Put your finger in me, " she asked  him. So he did without hesitation, as she started moaning. "Put two fingers in, ", she requested. So in went another one. She's really started to get worked up when she said, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he have his entire hand in, when she  was moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy put both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands, " commanded the girl. "I can't", said the guy. The girl looked at him and said "See, I told you I had a tight womanliness!".

Sorry o!!!!!


Well,for your information;he put his legs in it as well and when he wanted to remove his

legs;his shoes were no where to be found.They called a Police Officer who entered with

his torch-light and searched every where inside until he lost his way and could not come

out again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

"There was a flight that had only four people on it - the pilot, a young boy scout, an elderly pastor and a scholarly looking gentleman. During the flight the pilot came back and said that they were experiencing engine difficulties and that the plane was going to crash. The good news was that they had parachutes, but the bad news was that there were only three.

Explaining that he had to make a full report of the situation to the authorities he quickly slipped on the parachute and jumped.

The scholarly gentleman stood up next and explained that he had studied at Oxford, Harvard, Yale and other such schools and that he was one of the most intelligent persons in the world. He said that the world needed his wisdom and great learning. So he grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The pastor considered his age and the fact that he had lived a full life and told the boy that he should use the last parachute. The boy scout calmly said, "Don't worry, we'll both be okay." The most intelligent person in the world just put on my backpack before he jumped."

@ poster

Nice joke you've gotten there!

@ poster

Thumbs up!

@ Poster.

Very Stale!!!!

@ Poster.
Did u take Moi-moi?

My guess is right.I think?

Oh! Sorry.U cant join.Dt day is very special.It starts from 12:01am-12:00pm.Ok?Strictly by that date.

Na u know sha!

@ Poster,

U re making me giggling here.How old are u?(Just wanna know if u're still a "minor".Considering your bf's age as well. EMOTION IS TO PUT THINGS IN MOTION.Get the Ball rolling.Create an atmosphere of love.Sit in his laps.Some seconds later;Kiss him.Simple!!!

Hello House!All Valentines and Valentinos;lets meet here.

Peeps roll in from here.

I had mine on my Baffday also