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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Drivers Are Needed Urgently For Lagos State Corporate Cab/taxi by aristole(m): 12:59pm On May 20, 2009
Can Graduates employ?
Afterall we hussle abroad 2 land for one( Driving Job)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Problems Fresh Graduates Are Facing: Me I No Gbadun by aristole(m): 4:13pm On May 19, 2009
@ poster,
If u're an HND holder and u 're carrying anyfn below UPPER CREDIT Certificate about.Na OYO U dey.ok?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Internal/External Vacancy: Principal & Vice-Principals Wanted by aristole(m): 3:30pm On May 19, 2009
A word is enuf for the smarts/Wise.
I know the school.Its a very fine school
Jokes Etc › Re: Faithfulness! by aristole(op): 2:23pm On May 06, 2009
eeeeeyah!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 2:05pm On May 06, 2009
Cbase!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 5:13pm On May 04, 2009
witness or weakness?
Jokes Etc › Re: Faithfulness! by aristole(op): 5:11pm On May 04, 2009
or ouuush
Jokes Etc › Re: Origin Of Swine Flu by aristole(m): 5:09pm On May 04, 2009
Ds is pig shit! grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Origin Of Swine Flu by aristole(m): 3:06pm On May 04, 2009
Ds is pig shit! grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Faithfulness! by aristole(op): 5:40pm On Apr 30, 2009
A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”

The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.” grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Pay Your Tax by aristole(op): 4:35pm On Apr 30, 2009
I dont know if Gvnor Fashola can allow dt?
Jokes Etc › Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by aristole(m): 4:20pm On Apr 30, 2009
@ poster.

Nice up!
Jokes Etc › Re: See Wat Recession Dey Cause by aristole(m): 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2009
Full ground ke?
Jokes Etc › Re: You See, That's The Way To Wave A Towel!" by aristole(m): 6:06pm On Apr 29, 2009
mumu!
Jokes Etc › Re: The 3 Pastors by aristole(m): 6:04pm On Apr 29, 2009
@ Poster,

A nice post u got there though it's C nd P.[quote][/quote]
Jokes Etc › Re: New Iphone Commercial Parody by aristole(m): 5:58pm On Apr 29, 2009
@7Blows

It is irritating,disgusting and even appalling to have you on ds thread! gbam!

I thought may be one of these days u will post something reasonable for once @ least to prove to ur saboteurs dt u have ds thing upstairs but still;u keep helping 'em to make you an "anty sally"!

Sorry if that hurts. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 5:53pm On Apr 29, 2009
@ ashaby sha dollar!

U must be a journalist cos what u wrote above there is even more dn d "Epistle of Paul"
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want A Divorce! by aristole(op): 5:35pm On Apr 29, 2009
Studio no deaf
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want A Divorce! by aristole(op): 5:22pm On Apr 29, 2009
Sorry! Na d topic dey deceive u!
Jokes Etc › Pay Your Tax by aristole(op): 5:20pm On Apr 29, 2009
Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady, “You should pay your income tax with smile.”

The lady replied, “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque.But never wd smile or in kind grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › I Want A Divorce! by aristole(op): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2009
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”



Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

“I want the house,” he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, “I want the car, too,” but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to ninety mph. “All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.”



The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”

“Oh, really,” he says, “so what have you got?”

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, “The airbag.”
Jokes Etc › Re: I Kill People Jon Lajoie :))) by aristole(m): 2:53pm On Apr 28, 2009
U must have been given 7 blows by Samuel Peter?

Mc Vagina ko .Mc Bla Bla Bla ni
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 2:46pm On Apr 28, 2009
Love ya evrybaty!
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Dani1 Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee by aristole(m): 5:33pm On Apr 21, 2009
@ Shola
Ur story get part 2.Or episodes
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Dani1 Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee by aristole(m): 5:32pm On Apr 21, 2009
@ Shola
Ur story get part 2.Or episodes
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2009
cos he don , grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: OSAMA'S VALENTINE by aristole(op): 4:24pm On Apr 21, 2009
@ Clemcy,

Ok its true.U resemble person wey dey take deliverance from Christ Embassy!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Sister Deborah!!! by aristole(op): 4:20pm On Apr 21, 2009
D 1 Take it easy now.
Jokes Etc › Re: Watches! by aristole(op): 4:07pm On Apr 21, 2009
@ Clemcy
sorry! U still dey vex.Ur words sound so harsh ok?Be a man

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