₦airaland Forum

Looks good but not going to happen.

kalvoken:
Dear yar'adua,


Your brother have set ablaze, everything you set up. Also, those old fat men on babariga in national assembly are now kings and lords of wire wire.


Help us by feeding them a covid-19 slap every 1 ½ hr of the day.

RIP

They're already being slapped.

Tissaia:
I don't understand? are we going to pay royalties to the person who invented electricity or what? I'm lost at tariffs

If that's you on your profile, then you're beautiful.

It has gotten there too. Wow, it's just crawling into their houses one by one!

Impressive...

Sunshineg5:
Riddle me this

Who smokes grass and speaks like a goat

You!

ghettokid1:
A wise Chinese Man once said "changzhou hualianxing yuejing zouqu jiangsu"

Itunmo?

ObaOfUyo:
Okay let's slow down one minute.
Which of the gods did Kano state offend?!?!

I think it's Sango and Amadioha. Dem just dey strike Dem down anyhow.

FatherBona:
I charge #1million to bang married women, divorces and widows. But this woman, I will collect just 500k, out of respect for her Legend of a husband.



My peace I leave you

I swear you don colomental!

LordShiva97:
I haven't carried anything on my head before, I always carry things on my shoulder or hands.

If I'm a school teacher, can I now teach kids that the shoulder is used for carrying things?

Now ask yourself, walking around in this country, how do most people, especially market men and women, carry things? That is what these kids see everyday, and that is what a good teacher will use to teach them.

What if the question was: name any farm tool you know? Wouldn't you be shocked if any of the kids mentioned drones? That is correct, buy that's not what they see everyday. Period!

femi4:
you can't teach "skull" at that level. At that level, 1-2 is impossible not -1

Guy, you're not making any sense at all. Stop being a hypocrite, who hasn't used their head to carry load before? Let's stop trying to be more Western that the west.
Head protects the brain my foot!

Greyworld:
might create a boycott of Microsoft... If possible though, and a free fall of his fortune .

Boycott of Microsoft for what exactly? What desktop OS can rival Windows?

The man was highly 2Faced!

Lekaya:
he's a bastard scammer

Wow...

Lekaya:
that bastard SangoOlukosoOba is a notorious fake charm scammer
he runs accounts like
CoronaVirusPro CoronaVirusRelo OgunLaakaye Staphylococcus etc
but I have clipped all his wings and he now moderates himself
he's a bastard but I'm his god forever

Is there something between you guys cos I'm not getting it? Is he owing you?

Invest at your own risk!

Yenefer:
Hmm

Are they not your cousins?

afonja112:
this one go swallow lalastica in one gulp o

Lala has even gone into hiding sef...

Yenefer:
thank God. What? With Thousand of Nigerians already in slavery both in nigeria and abroad we have to ask Why? Why this happens in the first place

Perhaps you should ask your lifeless uncle why the economy is on shambles.

Fake story.

Osaze007:
Are you forgetting they own 95% of Lagos

josen16322:
@Arkmanbuddy den u are a taye taiwo

jawalis:
Hope her husband is not an Army? Else, you’ll dance to geng geng geng in barrack when the husband comes back and discovered you are shining his wife Congo. Cos I know that’s what you have in mind.
But seriously: how can you be attracted to a rascal bleached bitch. Leave her to her stupidity bro. You never know what she’s up to as you said she just came back from the village. Don’t let village people sign in to your website.

If Dem sign in to his website, na to hack am be that na...

IamMichael:
Your definition is shallow and restricted to only sèxual intercourses!
First of all, try and look at the meaning of the word "create" then come back and read the post again.
Will you say because Bill Gates owns Microsoft which created MS-Word, therefore every document created by MS-Word is owned by Bill Gates?
Will you say because Mr Z created Piano, therefore every tune created on the Piano is owned by Mr Z?

This is exactly what/how your argument sounds!

I think you're confused as to the very definition of creation. Let me put it simply: who created Toyota cars? Toyota company, right? But the company is only an entity, robots and humans produce the cars in their factories, but the name Toyota is said as the producer. The reason is that the company has already created a system: robotic automation, and skilled engineers to create the cars.

Anywhere you see a Toyota car, you always refer to them by the name of the company as the producer. The same is with God, he has created a system for Mass production of the human species like the one he himself molded.

Lest I forget, if you have knowledge of hydraulics in machine production, you'd realize that a product being produced always has the shape of the machine or tool molding it. The same with cars chasis, and other body parts.

Also, every part in a Toyota car is said to be produced by the company, not the workers in the company.

65%? Mehn! The way you guys give out figures is something uhn! How did you know Igbos in Rivers are up to that percentage?

josen16322:
GOD shud recreate dis world and use a guy like me as adam am sayin 2 GOD right now dat i will neva let him down except i see eve naked somethin

You are a Kulibali...

The fact that you still ask what to do beats me!

Nice write-up.

If the idiot already knows it could be caused by Covid-19, is he now accusing Buhari or the Kano State Governor of trying to depopulate the Muslim population in the state?

Also, why is he complaining if he already knows the cure? Let him inform the people of his cure for the disease.

He's as clueless as ever, I'm not surprised.