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funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

OP sorry to say. You are dumb.


Gf insult your mama, hope you know once you wife her she will beat your mother. You will still give excuses

Continue you hear.

Octopusssy:
Oh yes yes yes! I was mistaking it for Hateful Eight.

Yes, Antoine Fuqua. Is it not the same guy that did Us and Get Out?

That's jordan peele of kay and Peele fame.

Antoine fuqua did training day? Equlaizer 1 and 2.

Octopusssy:
It's a classic! Quentin is a genius

Antoine fuqua.


The one with Denzel, chris pratt et al

Rewatch the magnificent 7

For the sake of sane citizens in the country I wholly reject the idea.


If everyone has guns, the killings will increase exponentially within 1 month of approval.


Wives will shoot husbands..

Creditors will shoot debtors.

Traffic jams will cause killings.

Employees will shoot thier bosses

So many issues will come up and bang bang will be the answer in the short term and devil blames post gunshot.

We dont need guns roaming around the society.

Lorazepam:
I tell you bro.

Can't forget one scene too in an earlier season where she was taking off her, wig, eyelashes, and make up, essentially taking off her "mask" while crying. That scene touched me sha i won't lie.

When she found out her husband was cheating.

That scene was powerful.

I watched it over and over.



I just like the character frank. The guy is deadly and loyal.

Yet to watch season 6

Animelover:
I win!!!

Where u pass?

Calabar1stSon:
Na this kain twerking dey wake dead body! Na to just rent one small room for the hospital just to the see her everyday.
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How dare you disrespect my Calabar dog?. You dey crase. Mtcheeewwwww!

This guy head no dey stay one place

ibnlawal:
Flash 89%, hehehehe
Rotten tomatoes is crap, guess most of its voters are tenagers. Perhaps. IMDB is more reliable.

I initially enjoyed flash but along the way it became crap. I stil have some episodes I havent watched for that day when I'll be bored and watch it on fast forward to complete it for completeness sake.

Other CW shows indont bother.

Legends of tomorrow I started that one but quit when I realised it was foolish.

Black lightening and super girl ( crap)

Batwoman ewwwww

Arrow also stopped during season 1 too repetitive.

Racoon:
You welcomed them with much fanfare into Nigeria @ a time they're treating your own citizen with utter disdain back home in China.So who's answerable for the Chinese doctors that came on the so called invitation of CCECC via the Nigerian government?

Does this senseless govt fully knows the health &security implication of this idiotic statement by the chief health officer of the nation?

You have no idea how shocked I am by the statement released by the minister

Just imagine the utter crap.

Waist:
My guy the cap log is to caught attention.

My initial opinion of you has changed with this post.


Now I know you're a clown. I find you entertaining. Keep it up.


Using nairaland to catch trips this period abi?

Swingate:
The federal government and all stake holders should come together and rescue Nigerian parents from these private schools, they are milking them dry.
Many people are dying because of the pressure to get more money, the stories never end and most parents are going into serious crisis because of the insensitive behavior of these schools.

This doesnt make any sense at all.

Federal government should rescue parents from private schools. Who sent you there in the first place.

What you should advocate is for upgrading of existing government schools

somehow:
Calm down, too many errors in your writeup.
How then can you convince us that you are better than the so-called niece of yours education-wise?

I read that write up with laughter. If he is better than the niece then shit just hit the fan.

OgThanos:
Hmm, there's something I don't just understand.
When the girl was brought to Lagos and she discovered she was lied to ND being forced into prostitution, couldn't she look a for police station and make a report.
Not having money for transport back to her village or not knowing anywhere in Lagos is no reason to fall into prostitution, unless she actually considered being a prostitute ( perhaps for the money she's being offered).
Just my opinion, thank you

Oga it's a lie.

Many of them.know exactly what they are going to do that's why they never cry out.

See the 13year old saying she came to hustle. They all nee they were coming to prostitute.

I refuse to believe that by this time this type of gist still catches people.

I cannot believe what my eyes just read.


Cc ishilove what do you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58eSTWOh43U

Another one.

Jesus. This guy is good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li7qFeHI5KM


Just for laughs. Had to share this.

Just bumped into this guy last night.

You will lol

Goddey18:
If Lagos State government wants to based it's decision from this vote, then there won't be any lock down.

Who will vote for lock down after what people went through the last time.

As at when I viewed the polls over 54% said to reinstate lockdown.

So dont be too sure.

Now be shocked as I was..

Flyingngel:
e no fit happen for public school in Nigeria.

Where the space.

Those private schools using flats as school. One small room is primary one with 15 children inside.

That gun is lethal on PUBG.


But i love the VSS more. Silent with a scope and rapid fire. Death from the shadows.

brainhack:
A friend recommended Archer. So I downloaded season 1 - 10.

It’s so funny and offensive

Watched this long ago.

Archer is for adults. Really funny and offensive.

I really liked it.

alexistaiwo:
Murder_on_the_Orient_Express



Quite enjoyable

I remember when this came out. I was bored and went to the cinema and it was the only movie showing immediately.

We were just two in the cinema and I dozed off at some.point.


All in all fair movie.

The plot wasnt new as I had read the book before.

stagger:
Carelessness.

They should have packed up everything and wrapped them up with cellophane, then spray an antifungal on the wraps and stored in a dry place. Everything has to be destroyed.

Destroyed ke.


In Malaysia.

Expect them.in nigeria soon and to be sold at exorbitant prices. I am sure shoe sellers on nairaland have communicated with the store already.

Just keep it for me once lockdown ends I will buy all and ship to Nigeria

Proudlyngwa:
Hold your nose , inhale ,
You see me


Now you don't see me

Nice one.

You're old school too

Mr claypole.



Decode that....

Yam fried eggs and assorted mildly sauced.

SoNature:
When I read comments on Nairaland, I just know that this forum is increasingly becoming a big joke.

They should start monitoring up addresses so that bans are on IP and not monikers.

I am sure nairaland doesnt have upto 300k active users the rest are just cloned monikers.

I've seen someone who opened upto 100 monikers in a space of one week cos he kept getting banned and told the mod that the mod will be the one to get tired.

If you ban his ip and he cannot log into nairaland he would have sense by force.

Ban ip for 1 week then 2 then 1 month and see sanity return..

All these tribal warriors should get 1 month straight.

Nairaland is now a crap place to visit and many kids just litter the place with juvenile rants.

Irritating

The Good the bad and the ugly, remastered extended edition..



Now this movie has a very simple ploy but powerful telling.

The stars all killed thier roles.

Man was I hyped seeing this movie again after almost 6 years or so.

Solid western classic.

whitelotus:
What? The film is out??

I'm a big Donnie Yen fan

Since January na, or last year sef.

I didnt download it cos i thought it will be wack.

Ishilove:
I'm halfway through The Gentlemen. The dialogue is... hilarious!! One of the best I've seen in a comedic movie

Shit the pha.ac up phaaq.


You need to invest in some parachutes ray. There's a pattern emerging here.


Dialogue is first class

CsRockefeller:
Anyone seen the movie Tears of The Sun?

A 2003 movie based on a fiction story of a rescue mission in Nigeria for a doctor trapped in a civil war.

The movie had Bruce Willis as the main character but the black people used didn't look like Nigerians and the language was more of Senegalese, didn't hear any Igbo or Hausa all tru.

A fair movie though.

By the way, why does Bruce Willis always have that look in all his movies

Watched this movie with some of my guys who are igbo and they said they language spoken at some point was igbo.

So what you talking bout

I just found out now.

I am honestly shocked at the length.