₦airaland Forum

losprince:
Try HEAT starring Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, also ocean eleven to thirteen.

This reminded me of oceans eight.


Vomits.....

SweetCunt97:
Looking forward to this if true. #BestPlayStationGame

It's a lie.

Old gist. I think it's been thrashed here before.

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oracle009:
Na wa o... everybody just dey shout "stolen destiny" as if they are destiny keeper. Nigerians are too superstitious than logical. You just want to kill this guy before his days are truly over...

Guy... free your mind abeg. That's a new experience for you. Not everything you see for life you should bring to nairaland. Lots of misguided fellow who will just jeep pronouncing judgement as if they are moral judges. Most of them practice witchcrafty.

I personally believe all you experienced are biological and mostly psychological. All the snake and cockroach feelings, our mind plays lots of tricks on us...especially when you are dealing with stolen waters... and they tend to produce physical symptoms as we brood on them.

Forget all these religious shenanigans. Gather yourself together. Your destinies are in your hand. Go back to God and sincerely apologise (as you are a christian). You can go to clinic for std test, but I'm a bit convinced you've not contracted any from the lady.

The rejected money... you both were obviously scared over what happened. She is as scared as you.

PS: please o, biko... religious people should quote me. I won't dignify you with a reply; this is my personal contributions

The most important point of destiny to me is this...


What makes a man have destiny.

How about a very poor man who is a drunkard and manages to hookup with this lady.

What destiny are they stealing there.


Everyone has the ability to shine but not everyone will.so was he targeted from the spiritual realm. Food for thought.


P.s I dont believe that bullshit though

[quote author=Descorts post=88904656][/quote]Haba..

Have some feelings.




Looool.




Meanwhile the part i dont get is the op left his girlfriend to meet a hookup.

That one baffles me

zoezoelogistics:
Which lawyer? Ihama?

The self professed saviour of the scammed . Lol The guy is also a big scam feeding fat on the gullibility and vulnerability of the already defrauded people.

Nothing came out of the National Assembly waka. After series of contributions.
I pulled out the moment he started asking for 5k contribution per head again. And yes a lot of people made that payment, at least before I left i saw a list of about 200 people who already paid him.
May God punish him for duping the already scammed people.
It is well with us.
Las las we go hammer.

Guy thats him oh. I knew he was a scam. All that rubbish.
Addlicatikn couldn't arise a second time for me.

The guy try sha. .

Lol.


We must hammer Amen oh

xpool:
I will ignore your African emotion.
A soldier can not go on strike abi, because he is not a human being? Because you want him to protect you and your family, even with understocked armoury.
You don't think twice before uttering, do you?
NMA is not involved, and they are talking about existing issues with their state government, not the general issue you were saying. Read, Blackman read before conclusion.

Oga soldiers and members of the armed forces cannot go on strike or form unions. That is the law concerning them.

It's not about what I think or feel. You just rush out to spill uninformed information based on your emotions.

The concept of strike actions is based on unions and soldiers are exempt from unions.

NMA
NIERIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIATION
PENGASAN
Nigerian association of pepper sellers.
Vulxanizers
Barbers

Associations are many and can strike but....

Have you ever heard of a union of soldiers with an elected leader.

You need to read more and enlighten yourself.

xpool:
How would you feel if Nigeria is in a war with a another country and soldiers decide to go on strike?
Doctors can go on strike anytime they want, but certainly not this time. All they agitate for always is their emolument, no love and passion for the job. Yes, I don't think any right thinking Nigeria will ever support the government on any issue, because they are useless.
But I am beginning to realise that we the masses are more useless and wicked than the politicians, because new politicians who were part of the masses, get into office and, yet no change.

Doctors going on strike this time, if they are not carefully the masses may begin to target them and their families.
Everybody is angry now and looking for who to take it out on

This has to be the most silly thing I have ever read on nairaland.

Utter nonsense you are spewing here.

A soldier cannot.go on strike. The laws binding the soldiers are not the same laws binding the civilian. Get that into your head.


Love and passion will feed thier family and pay thier Bill's abi?

The masses ate the problem because we dont face the government and here you are planning to target doctors and thier families for wanting what is thiers right.

A right to live , a right to work in a conducive environment to provide the best care. A right to be protected from death even though you walk across its path. All you can say is save me if you die in the act then good riddance.

Some of you have issues

zoezoelogistics:
I can relate with this. It’s well with you.

This was my mistake in 2018. Mine was Micheno. It was paying wella for a year during which time I hesitated in investing, by the time I planned investing I went in big with a borrowed money (2m).
As soon as I invested Mike Eke and MC Mbakara showed us strong something.

Before you blame me, relax leeme explain .

I made up my mind never to do ponzi.
So when I heard about this I hesitated thinking and believing it was ponzi.

These stupid guys claimed they were running a cooperative, with interest in gold, agriculture, real estate etc
They went as far as using the OBONG OF CALABAR as an ambassador to give credibility to the cooperative.
They went on NTA show to do publicity and swore they are never into ponzi.

About 13,000 plus people fell for it.

They operated for 1 year then packed u after their 1 year anniversary with N27B

A lot of people invested cash from selling their homes , properties , house rents , kids school fees, loan (like me) etc

We dragged them to court.
Some of us went to the National Assembly for intervention. We are still there.

All in all, there is no investment anywhere, all Na scam, all Na wash, all Na packaging , advanced ponzi and yahoo yahoo things.

This is one of my learnt lessons.

Run from all these sham investments.
They will so package it well such that you will believe they are into a particular investment like bitcoin /crypto trading, forex , cooperative etc all Na big wash.

Don’t loose your guard
Don’t be caught off feet
Don’t plunge into such Rivers.


Selah (Pause and calmly think of this)

I refused to contribute to the lawyer for national assembly matter. It didnt make sense.

This is purely efcc issue.

How is the matter now sef. Everyone I know has given up. Did the lawyer pull through

daddytime:
A mere look at the picture evidence through a forensic eye will tell you that the victim had been dead before being moved to stage the hanging scene.

Just take a good look at the body posture, it shows a body that had undergone rigor mortis.

Evil woman.

Na these kind people you go see for front of church dey raise their evil hands up with tears flowing down their cheeks while bellowing " ride on pastor, give it to me", while their hearts are as dark as tar and cold as a morgue.

You have sense.

It's even unlikely that the feet would touch the ground following a suicide.

Kenfil:
Hahaha, u funny. I am trying to cut down on my portion moreover dinner might be heavier.

I get you.


I usually eat twice a day so my meals must cover the missing one. Light meals arent my thing.

Kenfil:
Lunch

This one go belleful person so.

It looks like dessert. After pounded yam with goat meat egusi soup.

diordaves:
I beg no vex. How you cook this beans? And wetin you use?

Everything except palm oil. I used gnut oil instead with some spices. Delicious.

Delta style.


P.s I've never used stew to eat beans in my life.

BlueRayDick:
Where art thy stew?

Small spiced gnut oil.


Beans and stew. ... yuck.

Zakarisammy:
Have been scammed so many times even in nairaland here, because of fixed match. But on a serious note, are there fixed match?

So una dey fall for that fixed match guy.

Lolllll.

Thas why the guys never stops opening accounts.


Back to that micheno scam

So groups formed among people who were scammed and one guy who claimed to be a lawyer or something started making case for the group.

Next thing na contribute 2k for movement to Ph where the fraud started. People started dropping cash. After that 1k then 5k for serious people.

I just tagged along didnt drop anything till they moved to a second telegram group saying they are spies who havent paid to report back to the micheno guy on what we were doing. That's how I got kicked out of the telegram group.

This guy had the guts to say he has taken the case to the national assembly to pass a bill to refund money or some crap like that.

I just dey laugh as desperate investors wanted thier money back and were paying the second fraudster.

I dont know how it ended but that was before election last year. He now said that new members have been made into the committee so start afresh.

Lol


I don free the bar since no looking back again though I would.loce to hear from anyone who continued with the group if it ended well.


Micheno I hail una

Here we go.



Beans and dodo. Dinnertime life..



You are all welcome to join me.

Jelzin2412:
Some of us cashed out big time though. I was super lucky cos I felt the impending doom, applied for GH and got everything just 36hrs b4 it finally crashed

Lol thief.

I chopped small tin that time cos I was led by my guy who had chopped hmmm well. He lost about 350k but he didnt even care.

Me I chopped roughly 120k profit cos i was doing small small. Close to Christmas i wanted to go in big 1m but my guubsaidni should wait till new year that many people will be going in now.


Funny enough it crashed about 4 days later. 3 days left for my guy to hop his 350k.

I took to my heels after that.

Next I hit one Micheno group like that. I wonder how I was convinced to join but I did.( I thought they just started so let me quickly clean out before it crashes cos I was late to mmm) na so 100k wave.



Thats it. Never again in any get rich quick moves. Never.

MISSunderstand:
Lol.

I saw one man dressed in a local guard outfit, it just didn't occur to me to discuss it with him.
I have never been to any crowded place like that before, I was more interested in living the gathering of those scary men than arguing with them.

As a woman during the daytime is you scream crowd will gather almost instantly.

darocha1:
Yul no dy look him papa movie.


If you trued it with kanoyo O kanayo, you will probably still be in his cupboard coughing out euros

Lol. This guy you wan make I choke

Ningen:
Pete Edochie face is scary as hell.
He'll be dropping proverbs while flogging you.

I can just imagine him saying the child who refuses to let his father sleep will also not sleep while thrashing with the belt.

Men. Its gonna get rough out there.

People will go crazy.



Another 2 weeks.



Now I am laughing like I've just lost my mind.


Lalasticlala

Ishilove:
Are you kidneying me?

You need to read the story cos I've been seeing it all around, read the story behind it. Watched the disaster artist and decided to get the room to watch.

The guy was assumed to be laundering money sef consist made no sense at all.

Even till date nobody knows who he really is.

losprince:
That guy must have been a proper cvnt.

Lol


I see what you did there.

DriggityDre:
Actually . That guy dey somehow. Imagine, only him was the writer, director, cinematographer, producer and executive producer. $6M budget but BO turnout was $1,852. It was even meant to be a semi-biography, like wtf .
Bad movies are funny, I swr.
If I recover early enough, I get another legend for mind .
But e no go easy recover from this sh!t film. I am ashamed for him.

You know he even paid theaters to keep the movie showing believing it had oscar value

DriggityDre:
The Room (2003) - negative 4/10
The film centers on a melodramatic love triangle between amiable banker Johnny (Wiseau), his deceptive fiancée Lisa (Danielle), and his conflicted best friend Mark (Sestero). A significant portion of the film is dedicated to a series of unrelated subplots, most of which involve at least one supporting character and are left unresolved due to the film's inconsistent narrative structure.

The Room was panned by critics for its poor acting, screenplay, dialogue, production values, score, direction, and cinematography. The film is described as one of the worst films ever made by several publications. I couldn't even give it a 0/10 rating. It's worse than zero rating.

The lead character Johnny (Wiseau) was also the writer, director, producer and executive producer of the movie.
The movie's budget was $6 million; box office turnout was $1,852.

I knew about the legendary movie since. I finally decided to watch it today of all days. Never again..

May God give us the grace to forget.

I also watched it because its classified as the worst movie ever made.

The disaster artist was based on the story and the og dude in the room had a cameo.

Jesus that movie sucked worse than made for tv cheap cgi scifi written by a paramecium and directed by an amoeba.

cococandy:
If they had reliable data collection system, then this won’t be an issue. I wonder why Nigeria as big as we are can’t invest in a reliable data collection system.

For the simple reason that reliable data will make corruption difficult.

Imagine a reliable database they can be no rigging of elections.

No double collection of salaries

No ghost workers


Imagine that kind of commotion in the elites mind. They cannot have it.

2dice01:
Stardust (2007)

Adventure, Family, Romance,Fantasy

Rating : 8/10

Do you know that the lead male in stardust is the guy who starred in daredevil series.


The lead female stars in homeland.

Seriously they look surprised.


Lol.




Not funny though but....

Time don reach for you to get blog oh.

Your content is very wide and always captures the interest of the reader. It maybe mundane as breakfast in the artic circle or serious as this.


Explorers really exploring the world for news.

RIP sir.

Generations unborn will still enjoy your work.

The gentlemen


Solid movie. 9/10. Recommended.



It seems you need to invest in parachutes raymond, theres a pattern emerging here.



I just love the conversations.very funny.

Ernie: "Did he just call me a black c.nt."

Coach: Yes he did.

Ernie: but He cant do that, that's racist.

Coach: But you are black and you are a c.nt those are the facts ernie.


....




This conversations in the gentlemen are legendary

About to start the gentlemen. Finally got a good copy with clear sound.


P.s support your own iron man.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc3_aMNHXL0