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ClassicMan202:
Just imagine face-me-I-face-you house for this place.... Just imagine

Na die be that.


From sleep to heaven straight.

Flexherbal:
Thank God , we do not experience such in Nigeria. With the kind of government we have here and the greed of the people, people for don die finish.

We already have our man made disasters (average nigerian
to every politician) as a people. So we dont need the natural disaster again.

There are no plans.


This is Nigeria.

FP straight

joinnow:
do you know they have to stamp seen on departure on your passport.
since its virgin passport they will be asking u stupid question
hope you are not running away from Nigeria
bla bla bla

what of custom and how much do u have with you to declare?
want to seize and collect your native food stuff. it is better i give N200 than to leave my ogbonu worth 2k.
what of they intend to count the cryfish in your luggage one by one
then you miss your flight

Oga the very first time I travelled nobody asked me anything just passport and waka pass.

Maybe because my passport isnt virgin anymore so I dont experience this.

Only once have I been begged and the guy was cool about it. No forcefulness. I gave him small tin.

bikerboy1:
These people that collect 750k salary for a month, what exactly do they do on day to day basis.

That salary is crazy

To me its not for learners.

I know people who earn in the millions monthly.

But .....












They have paid their dues.

elantraceey:
There are people in this country earning more than that legitimately that you have no idea about.

That guy doesn't know what's up.

I never ever comment on such issues.

Though the hunger is real some quiet dudes are milking the naira legally and steadily for all its worth.

Some women sha.

You are really stupid. Tou scolded your daughter and a man carried her away from your sight to console her and you sat down looking like a fool.

Now shes scarred for life.


Meanwhile the rapist sha..I have come.to believe that theres a player far more potent than common sense in this ish.

How do you rape a child. 2years when boy and girl resemble.

Jesus come quick.

Jaspernubi:
Recently I visited one African country in East Africa Just to see if they are as crude as We are in Nigeria, I was ashamed of my Nationality flagging the Nigerian Passport when from the Airport, you find Young men un-attracted to your Purse or bag but simply doing their Jobs with due diligence, I walked around the country going from place to place for my activities, I saw foreigners comfortable and relaxed, they walked about without fear of being harassed by Locals, the Locals are no threat to them

I remember Nigeria with Pain

foreigners, They have business and walk or drive about even at night, the streets were lighted
On returning to my Base, I was asked at the Airport, why did you visits?
I looked into the attendant's face who saw my profile online from the documents in his possession
I replied with shame and regret with these words, "I visited because it was an escape for me from the bribery collectors at the airport in my country"
You wont collect bribe from me for nothing as they do in Nigeria, I said

He smiled and replied,
We wont collect bribe for anything, Here it is a crime
I cringed to hear an African with dignity when i remembered the expired old men in Nigeria who build edifice with proceed of fraud


Nigeria is a dangerous place to think, and a risky place to argue

This your last statement burnt me to my soul. It encapsulates everything Nigeria is for the common man.

Davash222:
Chairman comes with a price. You were carried away by that 'chairman' thing. For me, if you call me chairman, I don already decode say na format, so I'll be on guard. One need to be street wise in this present Nigeria.

Hail me chairman, I will hail you chairman back.

[quote author=joinnow post=87236725][/quote]This airport begging say dem delay you to miss flight. I honestly dont believe it.

How does that happen.

Stallion93:
Na perennial hunger abeg, no hate us

This made me laugh man but....

Welcome to naija.

Making this dude popular.


.maybe he arranges all this shit just for the gram to remain relevant. Who knows.

Meanwhile see traffic who say the guy no popular.

umurphy:
Recruit 70,000 youths to replace the ghost. We have seen nothing progressive from the said discovery of ghost workers here and there and recovery of the said looted money.

This was my exact thought. If you have 70000 ghost workers you've been paying then you might as well recruit 70 thousand unemployed youths to take thier place

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New to the hustle I see.

My advice. Your posts should be strategic. Based on the sections and not just front page alone.

Few will read that post and none will.click it. Choose your news wisely.

Bantino:
Welcome back.

Wait ooo, so you're just chopping your first ban?

Yes oh.

Spambot na normal but banned by a mod. First time. E pain me

I sure say I join nairaland before the mod sef. Thank God they are faceless.

crackhouse:
I will say why do I need to impress you sir.

I dont know why but this cracked me up real bad.

madjune:
Where is Alex reports?

I know this na his job.

I was speed reading when I went back to check if it was him who posted it.

I was surprised that it wasnt him, though his pictures are clearer than this.


P.s anybody anywhere is tagged big boy.

This one that I have never heard of him.

All the SAN, chairmen etc I no see thier pic.

Mrshape:
You see crime can make someone old. Irrespective of the money that come from it.
See how 20years be like 40years old man

U believe a thief

Lol.


Awon contract

Olam09:
ah is better you ask your mum where your placenta was buried omo this is not a superstition shit the placenta is damn vital this is not superstition at all!

What proof do you have that its not superstition apart from heresay

Romanoff:
Some people have mind sha.

The look of that hospital should tell you that there's nothing good about it.

according to their pocket.

Coat and size adage.

Neroiam:
See as the hospital be like where dem dey act vampire film..

Craze dey worry you.

See as you make me dey laugh here.


Really it looks like where from dusk till dawn happened

starbuck:
I thought placenta is a medical waste ... People making irrelevant things relevant in this country....

In developed societies some women donate thier placentas for treatment of other peoples issues.

It's similar to blood donation there.

If you ask for placenta here next thing na police case or they've burnt your hospital down..


We are really going in reverse.

Sad.


Fear woman but dont kill yourself over them.

mydadsboy:
Did I win yet?

Nope.


Sorry

PrinceMajestic:
Except the sacred Mai of Borno, No kings in north. Just Islamic leaders deceiving themselves and northerners. How can politicians sit in a legislative house to dethrone a king they didn't enthrone?

I taya oh. Maybe Sanusi just dey look them.

Make obaseki say e wan dethrone oba of Benin. E no fit think am.


Honestly I think Sanusi has been outspoken against the northern elite and thier lifestyle of impoverishment of the illiterate masses and hence they are out for him cos only few have spoken in his favour

Ganduje. I pity you if this fails and the next governor is empathetic to the throne.

implementing:
Let them put travel ban on these Chinese guys, we won't die because of them

I literally just drove by 2 asians wearing masks. The women where hustling them to buy thier goods.

I was just laughing

Proudlyngwa:
Wetin you do

I told one guy to continue displaying his foolishness and I got a ban. Imagine.

The guys was really silly untop. Na wa oh.

The ban pain me sha. I've never been banned before.

Was banned by some retard with an overwhelming sense of self.

Good to be back.

soberdrunk:
The solution to all this is simple, a modified 'regional government'---- 3 presidents from each of the major regions and they will all answer to the senate, each region conducts their own election based on National guidelines. Some people might scream 'cost' but that can be solved by degrading the expensive gubernatorial offices and election I.e governors will no longer be elected but appointed based on 'qualification' and merit.

This negates the point of federalism. We should just split up then cause a serious issue will occur in the first term where one president wants something and the other 2 and senate says no. Meanwhile his own senators agree.

Same shit different day