₦airaland Forum

Esseite:
Our politics is too expensive to get the right kind of leaders in, and the Nation has grown poorer to even enable that in the closest future..

Solution:
Enact into the constitution a point based election system, the higher a voters educational level, the higher your number of vote alongside the zoning dichotomy between the North and South still in place.

Primary school cert and below - 1 vote.
Secondary School cert - 2 votes.
Graduate - 3 votes.

Benefits:
- You encourage education 100%, which brings about innovations, ideas and problem solving..
- The chances of the right candidate increases at a very high percentage.
- You encourage birth control on quality not quantity..
- You give more voting power to the educated..
- You discourage vote buying aswell..
- The politicians would begin to seek integrity over popularity..
- the purpose of populating to win elections would be gone..
- 4 graduate votes would equal 12 primary school cert holder votes.

We really need to start thinking outside the box

You will see 9yr old PhD holders if this happens.
Nigeria always has a way to corrupt anything.

Also it isnt fair saying a man who didnt go to school has less rights than a man who did just because he's smarter.

Like saying not going to school makes you poor jo matter ho hard you work or are successful in business

Mandelus:
Never kill or fight or even support any Nigeria politician

Only fools dont know this

Nickshrapnel:
Did he appear in X-men? I thought he was used only as a stunt double

He was the frog guy in the first xmen I think.

DandeNumeruno:
very very very underrated.

some people seems think that he can't act but this guy is always solid in every movie i've seen him in.

i wonder what his haters will say if they see him in AVENGEMENT (2019).

He was in x men and dr strange ...

Life and direct

[quote author=Chuzoetoh post=86884139][/quote]Corper.

I dont blame you.

Chuzoetoh:
my father's d foolish one.

Honestly I dont blame you at all.

Chuzoetoh:
I found condoms in one ashawo stomach wey I do major operation.

Sometimes you guys just mess everything up.

Uyi168:
Topics like this can better be appreciated on platforms like quora..

I've come across it on quora. The op lifted the story + the friend ish off there.

xreal:
To remove kidney?

That was copied off quora hence the confusion.

Almajiri is our pride.

Garba shehu.

sarrki:
Almajiri is a system of Islamic education practiced in northern Nigeria. Almajiri derives from an Arabic word, rendered "al-Muhajirun" in English literal translation, meaning a person who leaves his home in search of Islamic knowledge.

Underaged children are mostly the victims they begged and cater for themselves at an early age
Some at age 5

O

Almajiranci is our pride and our honor. Yes! we agreed that the program should be reformed but it should not be condemned. No sane society will destroy its culture but seek to reform. All advanced countries value their heritage, why not us?

I disagree with Emir of Kano on this. pic.twitter.com/rWwEf6R0F0

— Adamu B. Garba II, Msc, MNIIA, FIDPM (@adamugarba) February 21, 2020

May you rot in hell

Froshloaded:
Your Neighbor is a Madman,


Modified
But if I was you oo
The man will be getting drips and stitches in the hospital

That's why I love my crib..

No landlord. All man for himself.


Nobody can do this shit with me. The first time you try it will be the last. After that na good morning, good morning we go dey do.

Co tenant slap me. Dem no born am well

ZombieHUNT:
Nigeria is the devils abode
A place inhabited by Buhari and Kyari

Run away from the shithole...
If you die here... It's hell straight
No Nigerian is going to heaven

Lol

Crispels:
I guess you don’t even know my background. I spent the first 21years of my life in Nigeria( and my current age is below 25). My Uncle could not get a job many years after graduation. We’ve been homeless in the past. One of my uncles lost his investments to govt recklessness. My family and I have lived in slums and villages(I’ve experienced Nigeria at its worst) but Nigeria is forever our home and we will forever love it.

We love Nigeria not because of its political leaders or its difficult environment but because of its people, the Naija spirit and culture. When I was in Nigeria, I also had this mentality that if I get the opportunity to travel out of the country, I will never look back again. I was wrong! A few months after I left, I began to miss the country - so much so that I had to return to spend some time home. Nigeria has its enormous challenges but even America and other Western countries are not perfect as well.

Living abroad will make you understand that Nigeria [b]should be [/b]better than many of these Western countries if it properly harnesses its human capital and natural resources.

Should be ....not will be is the reason why people try to run.

Tim16:
i am a fool and irresponsible husband

Case closed.

Nickshrapnel:
More than 180m people cannot be the same, we have lot of uneducated one who are the major problem of this country

The lack of education is a purposeful thing. Incase you dont know.

Theres a reason why education is bleeped up here. Education builds character and power with this you can challenge anything.

So keep them illiterate and they cannot challenge us

franchasng:
I understand you quite well, but there is no successful Nigerian man in diaspora that does not own a business in Nigeria

Of course.

But it's dangerous leaving your business in the hands of Nigerians.

They are dangerous people. Even when you are there hey will uck you up talkless of in our absence. Unless international busines.

Nigeria is not business friendly. The politics wont let you succeed unless you are one of them

Multiplier7:
When I went to Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport Abuja to receive my brother from Australia, he was angry. And he told me that everyone alighting their flights were angry. I became curious making me to ask him why..He said everywhere is dark...Ha, in my mind I was like me that arrived here, I have been enjoying myself seeing the planes descending and ascending. He said well I won't understand.. He didn't stay up to two weeks,he flew bact to Austria and he sent me some pics...then I understand what he meant

I remember my first international connecting flight being a local bou I thought all airports where like our beloved muritala airport small and compact.

When I asked directions and found out I had to take a train to the other side of the airport to connect I almost fainted.

See as I dey run for airport. Last last dem dey announce my name for speaker say plane wan go where I dey.

I run belleful that day. After entering train oh.

I realised that muritala airport is a joke.


When you see airport you will believe

franchasng:
If not for weather and food, no regrets.


It's the bad weather (-14 degrees Celsius during winter) and stupid meals that made me miss Nigeria when I was away.

Me I hate cold, I almost died during my first winter experience, na who send Osuofia go Moscow

Nigeria and West Africa is so blessed with the best weather on earth but cursed with the most foolish leaders and citizens
[b]
But there's more money to make in Nigeria as a legitimate entrepreneur with good business idea and capital [/b]than abroad, reason many ambitious Nigerians come back or shuttle between Naija and abroad.

Forget that thing.

Isnt it opay and max okada that lagos government just woke up and destroyed millions of dollars worth of investment in one fell swoop.

Small business they will tax you to death ( multiple taxation) big business you better have a strong man with a finger in your pie else some other strong man will like our idea use government to destroy it and one year later start doing your business.

E go shock you when okada returns to lagos under one man

praiseneo:
I’m suppose to travel to Europe this January but as usual Nigeria system no dey fail since September till now I never get my passport.

You no try at all.

If travel sure na passport come be problem.

fof1:
ITS UNFORTUNATE. THIS GUY WAS MY CLASSMATE AT NGS ABONNEMA AKULGA RIVERS STATE, NIGERIA. CLASS OF 1976 TO 1981. BUT RECORDS AFTER 1981 ARE NOT KNOWN TO ME. I WISH HIM WELL THROUGH THIS TRAVAIL.

Brooooos.


We greet oh. Hailings sir.

Talknochip:
Hmmm.
The man ordeal may be a product of his early days ignorance or naivety!


But, what the majority that voted him and his party are passing through is a product of INEC's failure, DSS's shoddy job and APC's party leadership foresight failure. (they should have dropped him the moment the issue went to court).

I was also having three surnames when i was growing up. I made a decision to stick to only two of them when i was to resit for my WAEC. But, my primary sch cert, first SSCE, Diploma cert, all bear the three surnames differently.


He has a great task ahead of him in proving his innocence!

Oga this is very funny sha. When the time comes you will know how far. How can you be bearing different names on different documents you want to represent you.

See as dem hack bayesla man now

careytommy37:
They always like that. One called last week and told me to read the number at the atm for him to do his job in access bank.
I work in access bank o
I wanted him to waste as much credit as possible and so I played along and read random numbers for him.
He got my name, month and day of birth correct but needed the correct year. I guess this discrepancy came up as I usually register a younger year of birth in any one stuff that is not official (football age things). I read the younger year for him. He now asked me to read the number on my atm card for him before he will send a code that I will use. I said OK, pretended to be getting my card and after a minute started reading out random numbers to him.
He stopped me an insisted the number must start with 9. I told him that it is what I'm seeing that I'm reading to him.
After wasting his time for more than 10mins, the idiot wised up and realised he don jam rock and started insulting me. I refused to cut to waste as much of his airtime as possible

Job man wan job you using your own office. Chai.

michaele251:
someone actually send me airtime,later call me that is a mistake,that is grand father want to send to his daughter.
that is should pls resend the credit to him, which i did.
later on, he call me back that his father want to thank me and also want to pray for me.
he prayed and thank me and later divert to another issue, he told me he is a native doctor that he can me wealthy,famous.
he told me he is the one that make dangote wealthy and many other famous people.

Loooool.

He made dangote wealthy yet cannot ignore card of 200.

Lol.


Blame your party

BeeBeeOoh:




A punch from this fist fit destroy person skeleton oh check out the size of AJ's fist and that of Oba Babatunde

Guy the first size shock me. No wonder he's a boxer. Men one blow na heavens gate.

Tim16:
You are working, but he doesn't have any job yet. He comes home late everyday at 12am. You clean the house and provide food for the family, upon that you don't nag, and you are good looking.

Madam you married a very very irresponsible man, and people like him always engage in careless sexual activities with random girls/prostitutes. Most times he could probably be in one brothel having fun. I just pray he shouldn't someday infect you with HIV. same thing happened to my aunty, her husband was living this kind of life and infected her with HIV and both of them died of AIDS living their 4 young kids miserable. It will only take a Divine intervention by the Almighty to change such a man and make him live responsibly... I pray God to come to your aid and touch your husband's heart to become responsible and respect his marriage. I will advice you to become a prayer warrior because of this for there is nothing God can not do. You don't only talk to him you also back it up with fervent prayer I bet you you will see result. May God bless your home. AMEN

Abeg go siddon.

You have small information and see where you have jumped to.

People like you always give bad advise and look for the worst in others maybe because you are also horrible yourself.

seunlayi:
Something that is regular here in Nigeria, some are even advertising it online. Maybe this will open the eyes of many undergraduates

For 2k oh. I don see the advert here on nairaland.



Imagine..


Lazy youths.


I remember seeing a dissertation written by a graduate after graduation even the language was appalling despite not being my field.


I just laughed

Clean2016:
And you will be sued for destruction of properties. And you may end up in jail. Filming is not infringement of privacy. Try read laws on it.

Oga. You cannot take someone's picture without his permission and post it online. Its wrong.