₦airaland Forum

Buffalowings3:
I beg who get that Edochies meme
thunder should fire op for bringing this kind of boobies to nairaland.

Here you go

An escort is escorted with mobile police escort.

This country is a shithole

RayMcBlue:
You never truly appreciate the beauty of Mad Max Road Fury until you watch it again. A truly great action thriller. Started from 11 and want batshit from there.

Witness me! All shiny and chrome! Mediocre. What a day, what a lovely day! That's my car. I'm the scale of justice. Hey head, say bye bye to neck. He saw it, he saw it all. I live, I die, I live again. If am gonna die, am gonna die historic on the fury road!

Beautiful film. No wonder it won 6 academy awards out of 10 nominations.

This movie is a solid 9.5/10 for me. I still have the HD version..I couldn't delete it.

Solid movie. Witness me..... Witness.

Hey head say bye bye to the neck.....Lol. that guy was insane.

Mediocre.....

Lana1:
Nah. Everything went to shìts when Ned went South.

Catelyn shouldn't ve left Winterfell tho....at the very least, she should ve returned after leaving Kings Landing.

Everything was going to go to shit. Remember when the found the direwolves an antler was stuck in the throat of thier mother which killed it.

Firstly theon said a lion could have killed the wolf before they saw the antlers.

Lion
Antlers
Direwolf


See how the story began.

The house of stark would die on account of baratheon with the lions (lannisters) prowling around.

OfficialDad:
How?

You mean you don't see them.

They are everywhere gathered in small small settlements and such. From mainland to island you see them gathered.

Olamsoh:
B4 renting an apartment kindly check all these tins re in place b4 u get d shock of ur life.
1. That all d sockets are workn.
2. network, Go wit ur phone during inspection
3. Island pips, check if d water is clean, does it smell
Check if they ve meter, ask 4 the last nepa bill.

E be like say den don show you

sluk:
Mark my words, he will never decide

Wrong.


He would decide not to show.


What sort of rubbish is this, the presidential candidate considering if he would attend a debate prior to elections. Imagine!!!!!


This is really a shithole country.

Try this in developed nations ( in fact you cannot even try It, your party would kick you out.)

Bantino:
Armadeo and Proudlyngwa, finally she has opened to door..

I dey road now. Traffic jam.

Maybe I go park take bike

The thought of becoming ordinary is driving him insane.

We welcome you rochas to the commonwealth of commoners.

Enjoy your tenure while it lasts.

meobizy:
Look at that first picture.
Don’t focus on the girls, focus far back into the background.
You see all those guys leaning on the wall looking jobless? That’s what will happen to any regular guy who enters the club expecting an out of world experience.
I cut cap for the people who market this club, they try a lot. The pictures don’t deceive me though, I’ve visited too many clubs so I understand how the dynamics go.
We all know how girls sit in venues looking bored while playing with their phones. We also know how they fake enjoyment by taking entertaining pictures only to return to boredom when the camera disappears.
The pictures displayed were from a camera man who circled the venue snapping bored girls who gave the false impression the place was exciting.
I can bet my life saving the girls pictured would refuse a request to dance from any male Nairalander.

You don't go to a club just because you're bored you gontjere to burn cash to make yourself unbored or catch fun.

I understand your point and completely agree with it. I've been to clubs and know if you don't have it to burn don't expect anything. Those pictures are just to drag crowd with little spending power.

Have you seen quills here in the reg. Guys who go there don't want thier pictures everywhere. A club where pics are taken all the time to showcase fun is a dead place.

Word of mouth would build it's rep.

Katier00:
High definition expo. Just read your books, why go all through that stress

When I was in school I saw my neighbour drafting chukuli as we called it back in the days. I saw the effort he put in to make the writing small and legible. How he folded the paper and I asked why don't you just read that shit up. It's a 28 page hand out. Double spaced for one semester how fucking lazy can you be.

He said I wouldn't understand.

Lol. I never did.

If it passes MCQ no 1 no 2 I no do.

P.s those water and orange drink guys are way ahead if thier time.

Homeboiy:
Good move

Waste of time before the end of the year they would stop it.

More time should be spent chasing down criminals and 419 ritualist in the state.

seXytOhbAd:
Let us not deceive ourselves. We have a lazy bunch of backwards people posing as witch doctors who ask for the lives of others for material things. Election season is here. Stay in your house and be safe

Let me explain the scam.

Native doctor collects a lot of money from the client and tells him to procure fresh human parts.

Client provided the funds as well as kills someone to get the parts.

Juju fails and native doctor says the God's rejected it and send client away.

Client cannot tell anyone that he has killed for jazz. He shrugs and moves on.

Native doctor wins.

I think the native doctors who are caught making charms should all be arrested and jailed. They are preying on the desperation of Nigerians to the detriment of us.

Imagine that one that killed his mother and slept with her corpse awaiting a rain of dollars in his house.


To really think deep I think the native doctors don't really expect the people to go through with it but are shocked when parts are provided.

We need to start severely punishing thus life stealing individuals.

Fierce11:
So "God" directed you to snatch the baby, locate a bush and kill the child abi? Smh.
When they commit any crime, they'd find a supernatural being -or force- and fumigate the being with all forms of blame.
I'm suprised this man is still alive. Where is jungle justice when we need it?

Instead of the fool to tell the truth that he couldn't afford to feed the child he's blaming God.

slowpoke. God spoke with Abraham for a long time before asking him to sacrifice isaac which was a test. The first time God spoke to This one was to kill his child with no back up ram in the bush.

Mad man.

The land is rich and pure. If people from outside come they would drain thenland in the name of resource and kill Gaia.

Rip for trying to spread the gospel but religion has actually caused a lot of problems. Not the religion it self but the followers and thier beliefs

dominique:
How do they achieve this without plastic surgery or using weird supplements? Takes a lot of hard work, discipline and commitment to lose this much weight through diet ad exercise. Kudos to her

Plastic surgery is a must. Where do you think all the excess skin would go To?

Seems in the next couple of years we should expect all our lovely cartoons as live adaptation.

Alladin
Lion king
Mulan

Are all currently in the works.

I must see lion king in 3D

MobileGees:
I never said I coined it up

You made a categorical statement

I have a word of advice for you.... then the statement ...


Not important though

mekaprime:
The Purge Anarchy ...7/10
Genre : Action, Horror

This is definitely the second best purge movie after election year in the purge franchise. Although the storyline was very predictable & kinda cliché. If they really wanna make an outstanding purge movie, all they have to do is compliment their already cliché plot with enough graphic violence. Let's say the kinda violence you'll get, when you merge The Belko experiment kinda violence with the Night Comes For Us .

The belko experiment was violently delicious. Though low budget but it was almost extreme and gritty. I really enjoyed it.

KoiceReloaded:
Who be this one, abeg?

You should direct that advice to your empty skull into acquiring a brain. Olodo.

It's Pascals wager he's quoting. Very interesting philosophy.

Mobilegees stop making it like you thought it up yourself.

Proudlyngwa:
I dey her street, I go soon reach her house, who no like sweetbuns

I dey her door. She no gree open and dog dey bark.

Chai

Run........

Priest 4/10 seen before and I knew I would ever only watch it on tv again so I did.

Currently watching the 3 musketeers. 5/10.

An assassin is some one who really baffles me.

You get paid to go and kill someone you have no idea whom he is. Just go and kill for money.

Funny enough you'll be shocked how much was paid to kill. Maybe 100k.

I once heard assassins could be obtained for 15k , beer and cigarettes . Imagine

If you don't value human life your own life shouldn't be valued.

AHCB:
Spilt.

A solid 9/10.

Magnificent acting by James McAvoy. Dude deserve an Oscar for this movie.

I'll watch Unbreakable again just to get the fill once more. Since the movies are related.

Split was magnificent. Watch out for glass next year

mekaprime:
Greatest Showman...9/10
Genre: Dance/ Romance

Am seeing this awesome movie for the 5th time now, which is kinda weird for me, cause I hardly see a movie twice. I really enjoyed it, so it's a solid 9 for me.


Justice league:flashpoint paradox...9/10
Genre: Animation

This animation did an amazing job of piecing together the flashpoint point paradox plot which the TV series gave us haphazardly. DC really needs to work on their movies & some of its TV shows, though of all their tv shows, Titans remains the best & is really waxing strong episode by episode.

I've started titans but stopped after 2 episodes due to time. Will see if I can complete this Sunday

The Bermuda triangle vomitted one year after swallowing.

AHCB:
according to you. To me, it was better than many movie monikers rate high, here.

I understand. I've seen your reviews. It's laid back and on occasion I feel laid back. However this one riled me up.

I think I've ranted enough on this.

Was watching the spy who dumped me not chanced to finish it. Might be a solid 6 to 7.

1:1.

What are we gonna do.

KangaIye:
The Strange Magic, I will give it 7.5/10

Coudltn watch more than 10 minutes of this movie. Maybe I would give it another try

AHCB:
Em, I watched it for the 3rd time this morning.

That movie was shit.

It could be one of those sci-fi channels movie with slightly better effects

slimthugchimee2:
Lol dick?

Rick.



Lol

slimthugchimee2:
Abeg we don't follow the books, abeg

That's Why I ain't posting spoilers.

Btw the last episode I watched was the one dick fell of a horse onto a spike.

I know he's not dead though. I just know it.