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Romance › Re: How Instagram Slay Mama Scammed Me by armadeo(m): 8:48am On Aug 21, 2017
MyNewJackeT:
ClassCaptain so this your story is a lie, you don't even know Spanish fly, and I'm sure you haven't used it before.
It's a Story.
Education › Re: If Red Is Death By Beheading, Would You Spin This Wheel(Pic) by armadeo(m): 8:30am On Aug 21, 2017
Daeylar:
I don't know what to say,
I want to say no but that 10 billion dollars I see there won't let me cry

Can the rules be changed?, for example only if you get 3 red spins not just one will you then be shot or beheaded.

How can the opportunity to get $10b just pass me by Like this? cry
I assume one land on the cash you can take but need three red spins to loose your head. Lol

No want one spin is all you got.

Me I would spin like mad.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Stop Mocking People Who Work 9-5jobs by armadeo(m): 6:43pm On Aug 20, 2017
ItachiUchiha:
You guys are funny, why are you bothered about such talks? Keep bothering yourself until you find out that most of the people on Nairaland shouting entreprenuship and attacking workers are secondary school students and touts.
You stole every word of this write up from my brain. all those shouting entrepreneur are still living at home using night plan to talk nonsense.

Lol. I always laugh when I see someone say entrepreneur is the way meanwhile he's still struggling with waec, father is playing school fees and feeding him.
Sports › Re: 8 Facts About Legendary WWE Sumo Wrestler, Yokozuna by armadeo(m): 10:51pm On Aug 17, 2017
Ishilove it was lex Luger who slammed yokozuna

Psi this is real old school wrestling. My fav of all time is


















The UNDERTAKER
Car Talk › Re: 15 Cars That Are Plummeting In Value by armadeo(m): 5:31pm On Aug 17, 2017
allrightsir:
of what relevance is this cut and paste to Nigerians? Depreciation is a localised Thing for instance Nigeria is the only place in the world where Toyota is a premium brand, only in Nigeria does toyota cost more than honda, so how useful is depreciation in other countries to a Nigerian?
Most uneducating thread of the day. When I thought I would see Camry and corrolla. Kia et al
Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture by armadeo(m): 3:43pm On Aug 17, 2017
Obviously the man of God took a very active part in assisting the couple to have a child.

Many a night vigil must have gone down.
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Of These Beautiful Dark Skinned Girls Is Your Favourite? by armadeo(m): 3:37pm On Aug 17, 2017
potbelly:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7...
I am greedy like that... wink
Lol. grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Whats The Worst Phone You’ Ve Ever Used ? [ by armadeo(m): 9:04am On Aug 17, 2017
Foodforthought:
Which of them did u make? Can u even design an app talkless of a phone? Africans cannot even produce scientific calculator. Rather we depend on whites, whose only difference from us is white skin.Is this even a thread?
This is very dumb. Will everybody do everything for themselves. Did they dash them the phone?. Isn't it money they used to buy it.

Back to topic. Mine was techno phantom. That phone just started giving up the ghost. Slowly but surely. I watched it die, all attempts to rescucitate the phone failed. that phone frustrated me for 1 month.
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by armadeo(m): 6:49pm On Aug 16, 2017
Jeez. I just downloaded episode 5 and now 6 is out.

Braniacx. Even the gods do not want a man to wait. Once I get this episode my watch is over.

Lol.

I will be able to comment on the last episode.
Romance › Re: Shocking Photos Show Transgender Transformations, Before And After. by armadeo(m): 6:34pm On Aug 16, 2017
Lol.


That one night stand and you later bump into this thread seeing your temporary solace patner
NYSC › Re: Corpers To Embark On Two Weeks Warning Strike by armadeo(m): 4:50pm On Aug 16, 2017
dominique:
This can only work if PPAs are government organization. If you work in a private coy and you decide to sit at home in the name of NYSC strike, sorry will be your middle name. NYSC is a paramilitary organization, you just don't go rebelling against them or forcing them to do your bidding. It could result in dire consequences. They better face their service and collect their certificate in one piece.

"hid" the Clarion call indeed
Don't mind them. They don't know they are partial soldiers now.

Let them not finish and move on. When them give them extension they would understand.

Anyway it's the no hope after service that's causing all this. If jobs were waiting people won't even serve talk less of trying to delay their pprogress.

Meanwhile who wrote that up there " hid the clarion call". Is it missing?

When they say graduates are not employable they talk trash.
Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by armadeo(m): 11:51pm On Aug 15, 2017
grin
Career › Re: Is This Modern Day Slavery Or Forced Labour? by armadeo(m): 4:57pm On Aug 15, 2017
joe4real12:
A "Judas ashur" will definitely betray them.
Career › Re: Young Landlord Who Is A UNIBEN Graduate And A Meat Seller (Photos) by armadeo(m): 9:46am On Aug 14, 2017
Opakan2:
Get a job.. that's what you need

You have nothing to offer except your body which is damn cheap in the market now.
Stop looking for gold to dig cos you go tey for busstop.
Chill dude. You guys need to lighten up. Have we become so warped that you cannot even see a joke when it's right in front of you.

She's playing.

Get a chill pill.

Career › Re: My Ordeal With A Former Subordinate by armadeo(m):
Report to the management he can be asked to issue out a bank statement at the end of the particular month to show if he indeed collected the money.

I have seen it done on occasion.

But as he doesn't work there anymore you have no right to ask for his bank details except via police wahala.

Either you pay up the staff or become entangled with the police. Your choice.

Also the company might regard you as careless so you may also get into trouble.

If I were you I would try and pay up as that ex staff won't answer you ever.
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Calls Out NG Classic Store Using Her Beads For Advert by armadeo(m): 8:29am On Aug 13, 2017
kennygee:
Even Ludacris and Will Smith for done shout tire.
These guys don suffer for barber hand.

I lol when I think of image copyright.

Who get time.

If luda come naija dey shout copyright tear the barber poster only him go buy another one put back.


On a more serious note if you try this in developed countries your own don finish.
Literature › Re: How I Lost A 150k Per Month Job because of a Cockroach !!! by armadeo(m): 8:20am On Aug 13, 2017
DeeTus:
Nairaland and fake stories. Just to drive traffic. I wonder if Seun pay these guys.
Class captain is an honourable of the literature section. The story is pure fiction. We know. He does this to entertain us with his time and effort.

Get a chill pill.
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Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 5:18pm On Aug 11, 2017
makavele:
Copy cat grin
Lol. Copy for what.

Only my data went for that post nothing added to me.

What would I benefit? 1 like!!
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 5:07am On Aug 11, 2017
The crime for which you have been found guilty of is that you are innocent of being.....


This made me laugh.
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 5:00am On Aug 11, 2017
Beema16:
Rule number four: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there. Not only will you have killed someone, you would have woke me for no good reason.
Seen this just can't remember.

Scrubs? ?
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:59am On Aug 11, 2017
Kingstone32:
He's the first man to kill a vampire in over a hundred years
Van helsing
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:58am On Aug 11, 2017
iPopAlomo:
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey gay balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey gay balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Bleep off!
Snatch
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:52am On Aug 11, 2017
Laconfidential:
...."I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"...
Marauders map
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:51am On Aug 11, 2017
Alexander001:
On a daily basis I consume
enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long
Island, and Queens for a month. I take
Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back
pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to
take the edge off, pot to mellow me out,
cocaine to wake me back up again, and
morphine...
Wolf of wallcstreet
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:49am On Aug 11, 2017
HajimeSaito:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


Nobody born in the Indomie Age has even heard of the movie from which this quote originates grin
Pulp fiction
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:45am On Aug 11, 2017
john107:
Hunt is uniquely trained and highly motivated - a specialist without equal - immune to any countermeasures. There is no secret he cannot extract, no security he cannot breach, no person he cannot become. He has most likely anticipated this very conversation and is waiting to strike in whatever direction we move. Sir, Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny - and he has made you his mission.
Mission impossible.
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:41am On Aug 11, 2017
Smallville10:
"Halo Boys!"
Supernatural
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:41am On Aug 11, 2017
Smallville10:
try This One! "now We Know That Devils Dont come From Hell Beneath Us. They Come From The Sky"
Dawn of justice
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:40am On Aug 11, 2017
Laconfidential:
..."I am disavowed to acquiest to your request"...
Potc curse of the black pearl.

I actually love this statement.
Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by armadeo(m): 4:39am On Aug 11, 2017
Gbelexy:
...that's my secret...I'm always angry
Avengers

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