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cao:
Sharknado.
Well, it just got recently added to Netflix...might as well. This better be the crapfest as promised. Gotta love those syfy channel crapfests masquerading as TV movies...

You gotta love the crap syfy spill out. It's epic.

It can't get worse than that. Watched one which our dear mother of dragons was part of the caste am sure she would weep with shame now.

The graphics are so horrible you can't help but laugh and just enjoy.

It's good for a boring day.

Ps wasn't sharknado about the flying sharks or some equally horrible story line.

There's this black woman who I was shocked and disappointed to see there. Can't remember her name now.

Cool

erico2k2:
Try grove Oghara that's his home town.Im hoping Oko wa can do same in his home town during his years of being a Governor . K

Werin dey oghara?

Nothing dey happen there.

Looooooooool.


You guys are funny.

Sempumping:
Another faux story from joro (lie mohammed's nephew )

First insightful comment.

How do people read and believe this type of stories.

See as comments are pouring in left and right blaming a non existent girl.


Una well done oh.

Common in man. 20GB for #20 bucks and people paid.

You deserve to be duped for you are also a thief.

I won't by 20GB for 1k talk off #20.

Mtn nice one joor

caleb404:
That's also her handle as well here on nairaland.com. Peace Aganyi is complicit in this scam and it's only a matter of time before she'll be publicly disgraced.

I almost fell for this one. Innocent looking girl till one guy appeared and right in front of me ripped her story to shreds.

I couldn't believe it. This was actually a scam. They are that good.

For me now. Nothing will drop ( cash wise).

cooljude:
He destroyed a place of worship for some people. Nigeria is a secular state and he has no right to behave in such matter. Just imagine if it were Muslim youths destroying your church because they feel you are worshiping the false God, how would you reply. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Everybody irrespective of your religious inclination should have the right to practice your religion peacefully and not cause any menace to the society.

You just expanded my horizon. Thanks.

Why dem wan arrest am?

djprinzy:
Oga u gat no point!! Your opinion is wack.. .

Guy I am surprised at the number of regards that are online.

Only in Nigeria would a man put himself in chains and answer master to his neighbour.

Me I hate police and God would punish thier genratiobs to come. they are all criminals.

Everyone saying what of the politicians why didn't the thief go and steal tv from politicians house.

It's a fellow poor man whom they have also robbed he wants to steal from.


He deserves it.

Let's see if he would steal again.

This is probably the only recycled thread that I have read tjats still interestimg.

Meanwhile there's a babalawo intern in this thread.

lowkey0147:
most pple hear are shouting scrape SARS and all that ..
in real fact ,do you think that if there's any robbery attack that those regular blue and black uniform police men will even fire one shot at the robbers, they will escape before you even lift up one of ur leg.

IMO, it is the brutality of SARS that is even paving way for them in any robbery scene because most armed robbers don't even like to see their uniforms ,not to talk of involving in gun battle wit dem ..

how many of you here can caught/kill an armed robber(with sophisticated weapon)?? not even this ones picking pockets on the street

Really. So thier brutal acts should be tolerated because they manage to stop a few robbers.

magicminister:
yet some fools will insult me when i openly celebrate the death of a Nigerian police man.

I wish every single Nigerian police officer a violent death.

Not just violent, filled with terror to thier last breath, while the demons of hades drag them with spiked chains from this life into the next.

I hate police. NPF. All of them. The trauma they put me through.

God punish all of them.

parrotibaba:
The magnificent 7


7/10 for me

Wow this is out already.


Cool did you download it or cinema?

obixcel:
Just seen "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Out Of The Shadows. The movie did fairly ok, at least it didn't make me fall asleep, d action kept me going till d end. Although The ending was a bit too hurried to conclusion I'll give it a pass. Also, I wondered who designed dat alien wig head dat looked like an octopus, it looked terrible. 5.7/10

Lol. You made me laugh here.

That's a character krang from the cartoons way back.

That's exactly how it looks.

xpressTrade:
seun stop show casing ur stupidity, wats wrong about breastt,sex? it is a normal tin so hence d bible can refer to it. free ur hrt of evil thoughts

Make i go look this guy profile see how many decades e chop.

ishiamu:
rabish na everything una go eat one day una go eat sacrifice for the gods

Dude that's edible worm. Look at th he size of those things .

Men they would fry themselves with thier own oil. Just garnish it with salt and pepper. Get fresh palm palmwine to go with it.

Men lucky dude.

For the sake of FP.

ak33n:
you guys should watch the trailer of ' guardians ' .. a russian movie.. the movie is like a better version of the new fantastic4..

Seen. Yawn!!!!!


I can assure you the trailer is better than the movie. Ain't even gonna download it. Gonna wait for it on tv.


Saw the secret lives of pets. 5/10.

These animations need to get a new dimension cos its all boring now.

Will wait for marvel / dc movies whenever they come out.

FYB:
All @ once
I advise yu hang ur boot.

Hang what!!!!!

Put that Shi.t up on Jumia.

The funny thing is his most likely is an assisted delivery. Such things don't happen like that. ( rarely)

bublin:
Not all of them will be leader tomorrow..some of them want to be the servant of tomorrow...they are acting like the servant they will be..Make them no read am

Very true.

Naughtysite:
Did i say i will fight another man for a woman ?

Not you specifically. I was throwing it out to all men in general.

Naughtysite:
Any girl who makes two men quarrel over her is an agent of death.

The girl quite knows who she wants to date but greed and love of money wont allow her date one person..

Then you also should be wise. Why should you fight over a woman.

Well it may be that they were dating and the killer grid his luck and as rebuffed. He then decided to move the obstacle.

David in the bible killed a man to sleep with his wife..

The chic would probably have sorrowful sex with a dude on his burial day.

Dangote wan buy nlg he used style advice for them to sell am to him.

Sensible man.

henrydadon:



marriage is overrated

many marriage these day have disastrous ending

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now she going to want alimony money from him

i dont get the idea behind this alimony money husband pay to their wife after divorce

can someone explain this better to me

It's a combination of a partial justice system and a vengeful woman.

Man: you've taken everything what else do you want.

Wife's lawyer: got any dreams we'll take them too.

TonyeBarcanista:
If the neighbor machete am and e die them go fit change am for the neighbour head. Make person no buy market wey him no price.

Driving them away was the best, the onus lies on the male siblings and relatives of the victim to do the needful on the abuser (ie TREAT HIM Bleep UP using thugs or Sojas).

My first thought. No man for her family?

Secondly she should post this on all zenith banks official sites fb, Twitter and all that the man go join unemployed immediately.

fratermathy:
Thank you for the commendation. May God bless you too.

What you have said is the absolute truth. It's so sad. I personally some times blame my parents for this mishap. None of my siblings or I can speak. We manage to hear small. Same with many cousins I know. None speaks or hears the language.

This would also be transfered to our children as if they cannot hear us speak the language how would they hear it.

It's sad. We need to really do something about it. Particularly those who don't even know the location of thier villages.

ifenes:
You are sure? I have a UK car insurance, and I can tell you that all types exist.

But anyway I hope the guy get his car returned safely

PaperLace:
Nah.
I think the best option is to insure. Quite alright insurance doesn't come cheap but anyone who can afford a 2011 car in this 2016, should be able to afford insurance.

This isn't about owning bicycle tyre. It's common sense in Ben Bruce's voice.
I have family friends driving cool cars without insurance/trackers and they cover their cars with the blood of Jesus.

I've also heard of car snatchers that deactivate trackers. When I say insurance, I don't mean those roadside insurance, I mean 'legit' comprehensive insurance.

the bolded is what obtains here.

Krak:
How many of the above are African myths. Just name one.

none actually. the people who started this stories have tossed them in the bin while we are still here discussing it, what i meant was the average African is prone to believing supernatural explanations rather than rational ones.

everywhere in naija is like that criminals all pointing fingers while thier other hands are in the kitty.

even armed robbers are blaming buhari who collects hardship allowance.

is there hope for naija