₦airaland Forum

SAMBARRY:
Hmnn efemena this is a very serious and bad situation.25k per month

Well that's how Nigerian employers are
they slave their employees to build their dreams
So my dear what you'll have to do is spend more on necessities while at the same time looking out for better job offers or learning a skill. So here we go

Because of your kind of income I suggest you live in a face me I slap you environment ot house where you pay 2k per month for house rent
feeding. Budget 5k per month on feeding. Meaning whatever foodstuffs you have to buy it has to be at the confines of 5k.that means you will buy 1derica of rice 250naira
250naira derivative of beans
Garri etc

Forget about owning dstv.those are liabilities
Forget buying a car thats also a liability that will be eating up your finances
If you have a neighbour that works close to your office clinch to him or her and request for assistance to be dropping you off to work and trek the remaining. That way you have curbed transportation expenses
Recharge card for the month should not exceed 2k
Instead of spending exhorbitantly for hair just do braids of 3k that can last you for 3 month's
Pay your tithe if you're a Christian
Then Save the remaining So you will use it to start up a buisness of your choice

It's well

I never understood why people would just up and off themselves ( suicide)

Thank you for enlightening me.

Anyway it's assumed its for a single individual.

What if he falls ill. 2k recharge card a month? I couldn't even wrap my head around that rice and beans calculation.

It is well.

Lol

Nigerian women and the neednto be Mrs.

Anybody noticed that the woman wanted to do jazz to wipe somebody else who offended her.

Guess that's ok too.

Imagine travelling up and down to resolve a " spiritual problem"

This country sef. Would it ever get better when citizens still live in the stone ages.

Lol.

Konjinus is no respected of God or place of worship.

Imagine entering the " house of God" to engage in sex with underage girls.

The woman is an example of the stiff necked gentiles.

Jesus!!. The boldness and gall.

Fact: konjinus is a bastard.

Myth: konjinus made you do it.

Fact: you did it and blame it on the bastard because nobody to fight for him.

herzern:
Niqerians and money-influenced article....

You actually have no idea who the author of this article is. I have been reading his articles frankly speaking in sunday vanguard for over 14 years now.

Nobody paid him to write what he just did. He has always written like this even before good luck became president.

Not everyone is politically deviated.

obixcel:
www.dl.fardadownload.ir/films/
Check d movies, year by year and see if u can find a match.

None of them is available yet.

Money Monster exceeded my expectation. It was excellent. The guy who played Kyle did a good job. 8/10.

Started that Meryl Streep movie but dozed off. Enough for one day.

Binged like mad today.

Watched Morgan @ the cinema last night. The place was empty like 13 people in the theater. Lol.
5/10.

Today started with Bourne. It was epic Bourne. I love the silent violence of Jason Bourne. What James bond should be like. 7.5/10.

Followed it with Bastille day. It was quite cliche but interesting. Wonder what stark would think If his first true born son really was a pick pocket. Lol. 6.5/10.

Currently watching money monster. Need to download some more movies for tonight.

Hints anyone.

Lick mouth

Major general Ile nwachukwu.

I remember cramming all the government officials, governors, states and capitals for common entrance then. At least they were only 19states then. Lol.

Happy birthday sir. I crammed your name.

Lol.

oyetpel:
Downloaders through faradownload, you guys are enjoying o, see as movie bright and clear. Infact if you are not interested in the movie you will want to watch cos of the clearity. But na MB the thing dey chop. Huge difference between the site and Fzmovies. dl.fardadownload.ir/Film/2016/Teenage.Mutant.Ninja.Turtles.Out.of.the.Shadows.2016.720p.WEB-DL.FardaDownload.mkv This movie clear ehn, i feel like licking my laptop screen.

I tell you. that faradownload is the bomb. Movie clarity is heaven.

Wanted to watch Bourne last night but was tired and didn't want to ruin the movie so I let it slide.

TMNT waste of time and data. My advice wait for it on tv or get it from someone who has it already.

DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!!.

Space.

To comment whenever lala thinks of snakes.

Ascites.


Imbeciles abound.


Thank God some people still have sense. I can't believe that in 2016 nobody could even think of a medical condition. First thing that comes to mind when something different happens is witchcraft.

This is the major reason we are where we are.

obixcel:
Hahaha, bros na just my personal ratings o! Not officially approved for every other persons. Na dis thread we been dey wey person score "Warcraft" 2/10? Chai!

Lol..you truly started the rating system here. It helps though on considering a movie to download and the Gb about to burn.

But some critics here have no chill at all.

cao:
War Dogs.

Would really love to see this. Heard its based on a true story.

Meanwhile it's been a while I heard of jumoke.

Has that ship sailed?

Watched daddy's home. Will Ferrell and Mark wahlberg.

It was dope. I laughed through out. Nice movie.

7/10.

Have lined up

Ice age
Jason Bourne
Bastille day

Weekend things.

adeoba2008:
We have a replica of this packed very close to Ikeja club in Lagos. I wander if its the same invention!

That ond has been there for ages. The owner has abandoned it. Even lastma refused to tow it away knowing its a waste of resources.

gabinogem:
Wetin that one hand dey do for him boxers Abi him forget say him done die

Red beret wearing bufoon

Palmwinetapper:
you are the greatest fool. She was born Nov 5 1987

Jeez. Why so angry.

Lol. Live life cos you won't leave it alive.

Your days are done. Nobody knows you. Nairaland is the only medium you can hype yourself by yourself.

Girl you need to upgrade. Get a life, better yet a job.

millionaireman:
I was having serious problem in the throat one day. I went to[b] Federal Medical Centre, Owerri[/b] for treatment. I arrived there by about 08:40.

I waited till 11:35 before doctors started to arrive the hospital. There were other dying patients rolling on the floor, no doctor. The nurses engaged in signing Christian songs and prayers with the patients without doctors.

When eventually I met a doctor, he had no patience to listen to my complaints, as he was busy chatting over domestic matters with the nurse.


I was told the doctors would gradually start going home about 14:00 hrs.
[b]
That day I swore against the practice method in the Zoooooo[/b]o.

Are you alright?

This op.

I hope you are still in JSS. If you are a graduate then there is no redemption for you.


Don't you have auto correct.

That's how the title of a thread " trend" had Benin "tow gate" in it.

God help these youths

Nobody good again.

Even you own relative you can't trust because people have evil hearts everywhere.

The guy you smile with everyday if you see his heart you will relocate to another state.

Only God can save us.

splenzard:
Guy get lost abeg, we get economy to worry about and not some byproduct of surgery

imagine the dude.

with all this wahala in the country its i am a man in a woman's body or whatever this dude wants to talk about.

i wonder how his parents feel. you son is now a woman courtesy the surgeons knife. after money for school, birthday parties all the male cloth.
am very sure papa don disown am since.


chai chai chai

dia is GOD.

duullie88:
Baba forget that tin... without God blessings.. if u like tie bomb for body u still no go blow...

man this quote is sick.

UNA FADA.

why dont you collect it yourselves. they know how Nigerians would react so pass the ball to the service providers. i have already told DSTV any time the price goes up i would drop to the next level on their bouquets. this is the only one I can monitor the others i cant.

as for phone, sms and data service providers would hear it hot. i pity those customer care agents.

This is entertaining. Lol

Bankers be dreaming of elm street.

Instead of a clawed lunatic they have a suit wearing fatso screaming about deposits.

no need to quarrel. some like some hate.

a well known person on this thread hates deadpool while i love it.

i still listen to his opinions on movies cos i respect it as he respects mine.

its just movies they are meant to entertain us.

meanwhile somewhere in naija for stealing a pot of soup....

people could film this and nobody could lend a hand.

this world is at end times.

imagine.

if its Nigeria i would understand the reason of people not helping either he would have been killed by the mob who are violent for no reason claiming he is a ritualist or the police would fvk him up so bad he would probably join his wife and they would ask the daughter to bail his corpse.

Lol.

This woman has been 28 longer than any 28year old I know.

It is well.

Sips palmwine

oyetpel:
Hey bro, i get you don't like the movie but some people find it interesting. So quit trash talking it.

Me I dey wait for part 2.

N.a. una know.