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This is just the first step.


What ever you can imagine you can achieve.

Op talk true it's you.


Listen the fact that you wonder at all if it's ok is a sure sign that it isn't.

Make the family catch you.

Ishilove:
Pierce is my favourite Bond. Followed closely by Sir Roger Moore.

Yeah he aged with grace and looks fantastic for his age. He was such a charmer

Agreed. The guy was suave.

Roger Moore was just a real cool dude as bond.


Funny thing is if you ever read Ian flemmings books you'll realise that Daniel Craig is actually the first actor to portray bond as he actually is.

Bond is the British Jason Bourne.

Explorers .
Always educating and entertaining.


Thumbs up.

That shoe box crib is a suicide mission. With my claustrophobia. Na die be that.

MykOnyxo:
why do most people like this guy I quote sees whites' way of life as a yard stick to measure norms?

God bless you. If you know as that post vex me.

While I dont support eating anything that crosses your part it should be because I don't support it not because of what some other person who I don't give a poo about thinks.

Meanwhile see the speed at which yam appeared.

Boys Are Not Smiling.

Lol @ peeps here.

A trains psychiatrist can find out anything by asking questions that appear completely random to you.

Your answers to those questions would determine if your are Sane or not.

Nobody would ask " what would you do if a bribe is offered" that's why they are trained and many of us would fail those tests.

They can even have you look at blurred fuzzy pictures asking what you see and your response gives an idea of your state of mind.

It's not that straight forward.

plaetton:
You have missed the whole point.

Satan or Satanism , in this particular context, is a satirical, mock religion, just like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink UNICORN adherents.
The whole idea is to use satire to sneak past your mental firewalls, to slowly stir up and activate the rational part of your mind to rise up and challenge the other irrational, primordial side.

Really.

I dont think the best satire to use would be Satan.

My opinion though

Bloggers.


Will do anything for a click.

Dem get where dem dey go.

Lazy buffoons.

Land dem no get, house dem no get just to roam around looking for whom to disturb.

Real talk.

plaetton:
Read the article.

I did. Pinjust wanted to know where you are coming from.

I always thought you were an atheist but now I just wonder.

Lol

Lol

Whaaaaat

GregJo:
I watched

-The ShawShank Redemption
-Pulp Fiction and
-The GodFather trilogy in one week

*feeling lucky*

If as you read this you don't have either soft or hard copied of these three movies you ain't a movie buff.


Got all 3 on the lappy. That pulpnfiction is something else.

Why does Marcellus Wallace have a plaster on his neck and what was in the case.

L.p. are you a Satanist?

megrimor:
Thrash

Let men help you conclude cos I feel your anger. It's thrash Posted by a retarded child.

Virgins don't automatically become nuisances the one thing I can tell about a girl loosing her virginity is that they become bolder. Probably can now look you in the eye not even all of them cos some are already bold.

That's all.

johnshagb:
Cameraman frantically looking for a better angle to capture the breazzt of the olosho

This your pic n.a. die.

The 2nd guy be like n.a. here this guy dey live?

1st dude is still in shock.

No doctor would dare remove a uterus without the husbands consent or wife's consent.

The man was told and he agreed now a pastor is telling lies.

He wants to cry foul after making a decision under pressure.


Fool.

Teempakguy:
string theory?

Hmmn, maybe I'll make a thread on that later.

Following. Pls let it be in lay man's languages thanks.

N.a. today.

Senate that is dirtier than a pig stay wants to probe corruption.


Lol. That twinnator makes me laugh with his bulllshit on Twitter. Hes always making sense online but never talks in the chamber.

Buhari should exchange the Senate for Chibok girls

nnokwa042:
am afraid of state police as igbo person we will loose out imagine having land problem with yoruba person in lagos and u go state police full of yoruba police they must support thier brother what of north ? That one na no go area, then governors will use it to harass thier opponents

I so love the igbo man and land. Igbos love land.


Meanwhile your case is correct. They would definitely gang up again at you.

We aren't ready for this yet.

Good one.


Empty skull. Nothing original like everything in naija

Kockane:
This Post reminds me of when I led the most violent student demonstration back in my secondary school, May 2005. I single handedly broke 17 windows and embezzled 14 pots of jollof rice from the school kitchen. In saner climes, this would go down in history as one of the greatest examples of man's tenacity and grit in the face of oppression. Unfortunately, the Nigerian government has succeeded in covering it up as if it never happened.

It took the cia and mossad a lot to cover up your fight again at injustice.

The I.g then said it's a lie that only 4 pots of rice were missing and 2 Windows broken.

Aluta continua

What a masterpiece. Lol.


Lalasticlala read this.

LadyMercedes:
Trading Places. Eddie Murphy & Dan Aykroyd

Where on earth are you getting these movies. Seems you're binging on classics.

Have some of them but haven't watched them for a while now.

Might enjoy this weekend.

cao:
Sharknado 2. Why am I doing this to myself?!

I think I've just seen her as the co-pilot. Is that Rachel True from The Craft & Half & Half? **googles** yup. Hollywood, you wicked-o.

UPDATE: Scratch that. Vivica Fox is in this?! Chei!

Yeah that's her. Vivica Fox. Jeez was I shocked. She even looked haggard in the movie. like she was asking by and decided to act. I thought her career was over as I saw her in that movie.

Looks better in empire now.

Well I think the point is made.













Dont thief!!!!

erico2k2:
do U know how many institutions he plant there by force ?
Person wey convert all the highway robbers to workers easy?person wey du alone farm rd . Even till today some rd nor get name bit tiled . We kno say the guy must kpako money but E finish wrk . Nor be all these fear fear governor we get .

Guy.

It's not quantity but quality.

Looking through your eyes I can we why you remain loyal but it's not enough. He didn't even scratch the surface

Compared to this curren and past governor he did much better but really? We should learn how to demand the best not manage scraps.

Delta state should be a legendary state in this country but it is still backwards till date.

The youth are "yoots". No ambition no drive. Iys all about entitlement mentality. Nobody wants to work but they all want to ball. Lazy imbeciles.


That being said he was still incarcerated. That says it all.

Na who dem catch shit for market.

I still blame the parents who climb themselves without any idea of how to train or even feed thier kids.

Particularly in a society that doesn't give a f.

That being said I think some humans are demons wearing flesh suits. Why do his to another person, is it by force to have her work for you.

If she can't do the work send her back. If you can't treat her like your own you don't deserve her.

I remember once I went out and saw a family eating fish. They left the head for the small girl who I k we was thier maid.

Not boasting but when I do family outings you will nogtknow the maid from the kids. people assume she's a younger sister.

That's how it should be cos I know of t This dame called karma and she ain't called a bitch for no reason.

harmbhrosz:
Omo see questions o... How many iPhone is one expected to buy?

Thank you. This is a very dumb question. A human being who's life revolves around the ownership of a phone.


Nigga think bigger.


Personally I would buy a small boat. Not a luxury hatch just something cool for even in rides into the sea or weekend getaways.

That's if dollar and naira are equal at current rate.


Let me educate you op,

Of 1 dollar becomes 1naura then immediately the cot of everything would crash including earnings.

You salary would be divided by 400. So you would still be where you are and in fact worse off at first but with time balance out.


Then you probably still won't be able to avoid a 500dollar phone or whatever the phone costs.

The laughs on you.

Sometimes your thoughg process makes me go wow.

The issues you discuss are things I understand superficially with no deep knowledge of but the fact you delve deeply into them is very impressive.


Ps if you have time what the F is string theory?