Phones › Re: Take A Look At This Picture And Guess What They Are Doing With Their Phones by armadeo(m): 7:03pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
It's definitely pokemon go.
Jews even my auto correct wrote it before I finished typing. |
Education › Re: My Neighbour's Son's WAEC Result! My Advice To Him! by armadeo(m): 7:00pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
VhatAmazingDude: Vocational institutes. Everyone wants a degree that a good number will still discard later. Its better to have and be discarded than not to have and be dismissed. At least you know you weren't discarded because of result |
Phones › Re: I Can't Finish My Data by armadeo(m): 6:20pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
6gb. Lol.
Dude visit the movies and tv series threads and see where dudes burn data. If I ever have anything less than 40gb at the start of the month I get worried.
Go to you tube and watch videos related to your interests.
Good move sharing though. |
Education › Re: WAEC RESULT: What This Girl Got In Her Waec Will Shock You, Unbelievable by armadeo(m): 6:13pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Well in my time this also happened though it was a very rare feat.
If the result is true and not photoshopped then kudos tobthe girl she did very well.
To all you imbeciles who view academic excellence as cheating it just shows how dumb you are. Such results are possible wiht excellent students.
I personally know two people who had A1 in further maths.
This country is finished with the type of posts I see these days. Leaders of tomorrow my foot.
Dunces everywhere |
Family › Re: Shocking: See What A Smart Baby Did When He Fell Into A Swimming Pool. by armadeo(m): 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Explorers: Same here, i passed out&came back when i saw it. I felt you guys were exaggerating till I watched the vid. Men i almost had a stroke. Jeez that was awesome. Though I feel some editing was done to the video. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 5:58pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
obixcel: Indeed Ice Cube was d star of d movie, I love his acting; very positive, showed good parenting and real maturity. Well as for Nicki Minaj, I'll leave dat one for d ladies, because my eyes could testify of what they actually saw lolz. I swear that girl should contest for elections here cos she definitely declared all her assets. Meanwhile I loved when smoove took on the old dude cedric and said "tell this nighasaurus who gives us the trailer to Jurassic park every time he walks around here" That's my highlight of thd movie. That scene rocks. Central inteligence was cool but not that funny. I keep seeing Hart doing the same thing over and over again. He better be careful he's turning to Adam Sandler. |
Crime › Re: Enugu Herbalist Kills 13-yr-old While Testing Anti-bullets Charm by armadeo(m): 5:23pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
prospero5: what is really happening?
what business does a 13 year old have with a herbalist? Good question if it was money making charm I'll say he's just a young fool but bullet charm? Was he planning to rob? Only people who expect to be shot get bullet proof. Good riddance |
Crime › Re: Man Who Disguised As A Woman In Ghana Caught. Photos by armadeo(m): 5:19pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Well if you look closely you need no Oracle to tell you this is a man.
WTF. .... |
Education › Re: 5 Signs You Were Born Smarter Than Other People by armadeo(m): 5:14pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Allwility: Every child is born a tabula rasa.  But nature has a big Role as well as nuture. |
Literature › Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by armadeo(m): 10:41pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
willibounce1: I don't know how people read all these crazy novels on NL, but i'll never read such. People must have a lot of time to throw around around reading novels abi Na story online.
Small time Na film dem go begin act on NL. God help all of you There are sections on this nairaland I have never visited to see what's going on there because I am not interested. If you don't like to read online why bother quote anything. Use your time well as you have shown yourself to be the one with time to waste on uninteresting issues. 6 Likes |
Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Seyi Tinubu On His Wedding Day by armadeo(m): 9:15pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
If you believe this then you should believe anything.
Pls take your time and go through the letter. I don't believe that such letter emanated from the presidency, its not possible.
Only this blogger knows where he got this from.
It tells why we have never heard of his blog. rubbish. |
Education › Re: Ashawo High School Signpost That Has Got People Talking(pic) by armadeo(m): 7:16pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Men n.a. wa for una oh.
See as I start to type for page one see where I land. Abet una two above me which network una dey use.
Back to topic.....bull.... |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:10pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Floyd45: War Dogs Finally something refreshing to watch after a while. I enjoyed every bit of the movie from the witty banters to the dialogues. If you are looking for a crime film with a touch of action and comedy then you should see War Dogs. It’s actually based on a true life story. IMDB has not rated it yet, but I’ll give it a solid 8/10. I am happy Miles Teller is taking on more serious roles after seeing Whiplash and now War Dogs. Not a big fan of Jonah Hill, but he impressed me on this one. Coupled with the fact that he had to put on some weight for this movie. Bradley Cooper was more or less a cameo appearance to me..lol Out in cinemas August 19th. I loved the trailer on this. Would def see it. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:08pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Graviton2: You can tell from the trailer - Justice League is gonna be a big pile of garbage.
"Arthur Curry, I hear you can talk to fish" Seriously? if this line is in the movie, then the writers have a couple of screws loose in their heads...been waiting for this movie since I was a kid and now the trailer has made me lose all desire to see the movie when it's eventually released.
The flash's part was awesome tho! Agreed.the trailer seemed forced. Will watch it though. I wasn't really a comicnbook fan then but in enjoy the comic based movies but I have to say marvelnis hands down better than D.C. when it comes.to the movies. Cos what I want is to be entertained and boy does marvel.entertain. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:07pm On Aug 08, 2016*. Modified: 7:15pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
CaptPlanet: So I was hoping to have a lit weekend and I got some movies and series.
I got heroes reborn, the regenarator, marauders, stranger things, sharnara chronicles, bastard executioners and some other stuff....
Now i'm asking myself what I did to deserve this?  From a fellow screen lover delete heroes reborn and shammara chronicles once you read this. Thank me now. Modified. Apparently you already watched them. All I can do now is LOL. I also started stranger things but can't get past episode 2. Based on Imdb ratings I have already downloaded all the episodes of season . Keeping it for an insomniac night. |
Sports › Re: Samson Siasia & Sunday Oliseh At Rio Olympics, Brazil by armadeo(m): 5:59pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
That outside 18 shot against Spain is why I remember when ever I see your name.
I am not a football fan but that shot is etched in my memory.
Hailings |
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Joins Twitter: "They Never Told Me The Level Of Disrespect Here" by armadeo(m): 5:57pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
slap1: The man who ruined Newswatch magazine for us.  News watch good. I remember once I ran to the airport to make a desperate journey and the only flight was air Nigeria. I had never even heard I them before but I just believed that anyone running annairline would be careful. Guy!!!!!@ It was prayer through out the journey. As my feet touched the ground I swore never again. Even the pilot's are stupid. How do you fly such a plane. Jeez!!! Men i have never been so scared in my life. I could hear the bolts shaking mid air. |
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Joins Twitter: "They Never Told Me The Level Of Disrespect Here" by armadeo(m): 5:53pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
madenigga: LoL...dat means if he joins Nairaland he wud run He should feel the heat. Straight up. A man already giving reasons for failure wants to govern a state with scarce resources. I pity them if they elect him. He is already claiming 100bill debt. Dilidee: U nova see nothing...u jus de start. I swear. Demnsuppose pour the guy heat make he deactivate the account. Maybe this clowns don't know what we are going through. Maybe they think all is well because of Tue circles they roll in. Until they feel the heat they won't change. Waiting for the day when a big political rally holds and the stadium is empty. How much is 500#. It cannot change your life in anyway. Hungerbad though. |
Crime › Re: All Police Officers Must Declare Their Assets – IGP by armadeo(m): 5:46pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
This man should be firednfor displaying such level.of imbecility.If really he issued such a statement.
Who's gonna follow all those ogogoro drinking assholes to determine how much they have.
God almighty whatever we have done to deserve this temper justice with mercy. |
Celebrities › Re: E-money Follows 10 People On Instagram - Check Who They Are by armadeo(m): 5:43pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
mynduu44: Who follow follow don Epp I wonder where dem dey follow go. |
Phones › Re: Would You Buy This Headphone For N134k? by armadeo(m): 5:42pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
zinachidi: nawah ooo. the phone is like all these sagem phones. Truthfully sagem came to mind as I was scrolling down wondering what it was doing on this thread till I saw the price. I had to go back and look. |
Education › Re: Teacher Writes An Open Letter To WAEC Over Results by armadeo(m): 5:40pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
crazygod: From what I heard from a Waec official, the exam body don't really do fair marking. They intentionally mark certain states higher than some other states. For instance, Lagos state has the highest marking criteria and that simply means when a student in Lagos gets a C, another student in a state like kano or borno with the same raw score will be graded with an A. This is simply the reason why you will see schools in some states getting all As and they can't defend it in post UME. Post UME to me is a true test for a potential undergraduate academic ability. I find this hard to believe. Anyway things have changed since my time. It doesn't make sense because catchment area is already in play so why the extra effort. Psucc can you confirm this. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Oritsejafor Welcomes Morris Cerullo By Prostrating (Photos) by armadeo(m): 5:30pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
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Travel › Re: Ifedioramma D.C Best Traffic Warden In Awka, Anambra State by armadeo(m): 5:25pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
There's one dude at Isaac John junction. I always see that dude dancing and controlling traffic and he's not young at all.
He gives me inspiration. To be happy like that all the time unlike some who look at you wishing to frustrate your life. |
Education › Re: A Teacher Beats And Wounds A Pupil (photos) by armadeo(m): 5:10pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
taryour: Christ this boy can't be up to 10 years. doubt if that teacher has a child or will ever have one. I want to believe this boys parents already nailed 20 tonardo nails into that teachers head. Why call government. If it were my child follow up pics would show what I did to the teacher then they would call government for me. Rubbish. The cane even injure the boy's head. |
Career › Re: Why Do Civil Servants Expect Kickbacks For Doing Their Normal Jobs? by armadeo(m): 7:48am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Dude any office you go to its expected from the gateman to the Secretary |
Literature › Re: Allen Avenue ( Story Of A Call Worker) by armadeo(m): 2:43pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
bibijay123: * Continues*
"Hi"
I smiled before walking in a sultry catwalk to the young man calling out to me. Ever since i modified my meager wardrobe into Kanye' s designs customers started trouping towards me. Madam B has now taken me as her right hand woman to the envy of the other girls from my village. They still don't know the power possessed by a woman' s puvssy, they didn't know i watched porn in secret to master the arts of the flesh. Sex is an art, every woman has a puvssy but not every woman is an artist.
The girls from my village were still coming to work with their braids and cornrows, no man wants to f*uck an mgbeke, give him the impression that he was sleeping with his favorite porn star. My young Puvssy was always shaved, i knew when to make a client cum despite himself, i knew how to make him come back for more. I opened a gt account and began to save, rolling with the bigger girls has taught me that the real clients with money were in warri, porthacourt and Onitsha. The foreign countries where clients pay with an arm and leg were Dubai, India, Turkey and Malaysia. Workers were highly appreciated in those countries because their laws frown upon hustling and their women do it codedly or undercover and they only give mommy f*ucks. Sabi girls like me know how to lick, suck and take it from behind, all for the money.
" Hi" i said to the young man. My heartbeat suddenly changed tune.
" Ermmm.......how much for a night? "
Wow, a whole night? i mentally tried to recall if i remembered to put a lubricant into my bag. The reason is, men like to think they made a ho wet, you can't get us wet because we are the professionals, it is our job not yours. On getting to a hotel with a client we go into the bathroom under the pretext of answering the call of nature and lubricate our oil well very well.
" 50 thousand"
His jaw dropped." In this Buhari economy?"
I laughed. I couldn't help it, you are not supposed to laugh with a walk in client, don't give him any air of familiarity either even if he was a regular and i tried to compose myself. " Short time is 5k"
He scratched his head. " I......want a night. Can i give you N45 thousand ?"
I couldn't believe my ears, a walk in customer agreeing to pay such an amount was beyond me.
" What is your motive?"
He was surprised. " um......um......i need to lose my virginity."
'' I dont have time for stress, go get yourself a girlfriend " . I didn't know what was wrong with me, in a single night i had broken several rules and the worst of it was that i had also committed the most unpardonable offense a worker could ever commit. I had fallen for him.
" Please. Help me."
He walked towards his car and i entered without asking about his location first! he drove down to university of Suya at Allen bus stop and purchased some for me. Suya. I loved the juicy peppered meat. He told me about himself, he was a 300 level law student at Unilag, his parents were oversea and being an only child he had a very lonely childhood. He said no girl would touch him with a ten foot pole because he was still a virgin at 23 and we both laughed.
He talked to me like we had known each other for a long time and he confessed he was always spying on me whenever he comes to Pekas with his friends. I mentally played a game. Did he see me when an unruly customer tore my top and the other girls descended on him, perhaps him and his friends had pointed finger at us, at me, thinking we were animals not worth anything in the society and i became sad.
" Babes what is the problem..... You okay? "
" Yes" i replied curtly.
He nodded and went on with his monologue, injecting humor in the right places and i couldn't help laughing. " What is your name" my God! I couldn't believe i just asked that.
He laughed and apologized for not telling me earlier. " Dayo. Yours?"
" Ebere" another slip up but i was past the point of caring.
He drove into Omole Phase 1 estate and honked in front of a beautiful black gated house. The security opened the car and he drove in. The house was beautiful in and out, i could see how he would be lonely in such a big house but it was none of my business. He gave me a towel and i showered. I discarded the thought of using a lubricant and got on the bed. I spread my legs apart like a sacrifice being offered to the gods. He came in and handed me a plate of fruit.
I sat up. " What is this?"
He laughed. " Fruits obviously, meet me downstairs please". He sauntered out of the room and i looked around bewildered. What is wrong with this boy? I wrapped the towel around my body and went downstairs.
" What is going on? . i have to leave here by 6 am".
" Come, come sit down" he said.
I sat on the couch beside him. He was watching a movie on Netflix and he took it to the beginning of the movie. He told me he was nervous and would rather just talk but he would pay me. We watched the movie in silent, he touched my hair, kissed my cheek and towards the end of the movie he caressed my body lightly. I felt my eyes close sleepily and he scooped me into his arms and carried me up the stairs. I woke up by 5 am and disentangled myself from his arms. I felt his pocket and removed N5 thousand naira. I opened the door gently and let myself out, leaving behind my heart.
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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 8:50pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:56pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
oyetpel: The jungle book for kids. Legend of Tarzan for Adults. Seen both. I preffered jungle book and I am an adult. Don't let me start on Tarzan. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:55pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
oyetpel: The jungle book for kids. Legend of Tarzan for Adults. Seen both. I preffered jungle book and I am an adult. Sony let me start on Tarzan. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:54pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
MJBOLT: Independence Day:Resurgence.......awesome movie Whaaaaaaaaaaat Anyway one man's meat is a vegetarians nightmare. |
Crime › Re: I Paid My Children’s School Fees From Robbery Loot – Ex-policeman (pic) by armadeo(m): 5:31pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
No be today we know sat police are the armed robbers.
Is there hope for this country. |