₦airaland Forum

mirexxx:
dem no go wear the real bikini make we see their body wella

her body is overrated jare

U know I opened this thread to see her in a bikini. But for where. She won't dare it because then we would see what cloth dey cover since















Massive cholesterol laden flesh.

Billyonaire:
When Buhari was successfully rigged in, the gods were angry. People started trekking, Yes, but it is a sign of badluck and signal of hard times. Whoever thinks trekking is fun needs to have his left brain re-examined. Now, this is the worst scarcity in my living memory. Buhari may have won election, but he will lose Nigeria. Its time for him to release a press statement that he will pay marketers. Cos the cabal are doing everything to make sure they are paid up before May 29. The dont trust Buhari to pay them. They have paid people to vandalize gas pipeline to force government to pay them.

Are you part of the cabal?

luckman20:
i'll be spending the night in my car. i saw my neighbours son going downstairs with a hose n a jerry can #Petrocalypse

This is even funnier.

## oh shit I did see my neighbour going out with a jerrycan and hose ### Bleep!!!

koice:
Chappie's hip. The Robot get swag no be small. Funny movie. The closing credit theme song "Enter The Ninja" is my current ringtone.

The swag no be here. + tattoo join self.

Do you know ninja and Yolanda are actually their real names and they are south African musicians. Ninja really impressed me.

duran2059:
So much for you that read the post, was it targeted at Nigerian Graduates?

My issue is on attitude. Whether or not it was targeted at Nigerian graduates u can still learn from it.

Ain't clicking that shit.


My bic can write on any surface.

This thread was opened to start an e fight between poly and uni graduates.

It would have been an interesting read had the op not ended with thank God I am a poly graduate. You ruined the story there.

Someone has also said that the course " curse" isn't offered at lautech.

Maybe you wrote that letter sef and was disgraced at an interview and you wanted to see if you really messed up and posted it here, if that's the case thank God in went to university.

Firstly what I fund interesting is that pictures could be snapped in an exam hall. That means Google could be accessed. That means tablets could be used with books stored in them.

Meanwhile the lecturer fall him hand badly and the student should be ready for 2years rustication.


Cc. Lalasticlala.

I did that to see if its true that the mention of lala means front page.



## sits down cross legged on thread, holds on to mat awaiting blast off to front page ###

ZACHIE:
The article had you guys in mind.
How can I employ deaf and dumb grads?

You can't imagine my shock. After reading such an article the Nigerian youth posts a dot to secure space.

Well many of them didn't read it so as far as they are concerned nothing spoil.

I would hire the dude that posted after you though he has a good sense if humor and knows how to make lemonade from lemons

This guy wasn't beaten. Someone please post the picnof that lekki kidnapper for us to compare and contrast.

Csami:
Just saw chappie and all I can say is this; total waste of precious time and seriously thought provoking.

I loved chappie.

Mom they set me on fire even though I said please.

Chappie to wolverine: why you hurt my peoples


Wow love the movie.

Kaycee7:
"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant. That few stood against many. And, before this battle is over, that even a god-king can bleed." EPIC!!!

Madness you say.

You bring the heads of conquered kings to my kingdom. You threaten my people with slavery and death
You insult my queen.

Earth and water there's plenty of that down there.


Doctore : madness no-one threatens a messenger persian or Greek.

Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Its obvious nNy kids are on this thread.

One for you to be here at all your parents had sex whether u want to believe it or not its true. An emotional response prevents you from seeing that.

If they had sex then whatever makes you think they don't now also another emotional response.

A woman in her 50s shouldn't have hung her boots after all its still sex and she can enjoy it except in extenuating circumstances. Like the op stated.

However my grouse here is the extra fellow in the relationship it never goes down well. I advice she desist from such

If my parents at their age are still rolling in the sack good for them I say. It only makes the bond stronger.

peppyluv02:
See hand..
I will nicely ask you to have it all...

The pic got me laughing and I looked at your comment and choked on my drink.

Lol.

Saw the dude this morning on my way to work. I said this dudr looked familiar just couldnt place his face.

Lol. The hustle ls real....

Emmyk:
Space Impact.... It took a while before I could finish but alas, it was worth it

On Nokia 2100, it was easy because when you press down the gun, it auto-shoots unlike on Nokia 3310 that you have to press the gun (1) repeatedly....

U used both phones wella. I got 3310 first my brother got 3330 like 3 months later men I saw the difference in space impact.

omojeesu:
With due respect to Chief Kokori, this should not be Buhari's first act. He should start first by sanitising the Federal Civil Service, a bastion of corruption.

The Cecil service is a major drain pipe to the economy. All those ministries that we don't know how their budgets go. Then the unending bribes to move a file from the gate to the final sign off.

Next the judiciary. These honourable judges are at beat fit for TV shows like judge Judy not in hallowed chambers. Justice should be free and fair not bought and sold.

Next the senate and reps should immediately reduce all forms of estacodes/ allowances. WTF is hardship allowance? Newspaper allowance entertainment allowance. Don't I endure hardship and read newspapers. I also have guests I entertain.

They should also be made to rent their apartments from their pockets not have house built for them only to be sold to them a cheap prices and another set have houses built again. That's imbecility if the highest order. At most if houses ate built then the guy packs out at the end if his tenure abi Na from street/ under bridge he from come?

Then the various parastatals from nnpc to Npa to customs to FRSC to nepa to others they are also a main drain in the economy stealing or subverting payments to govt.

Education should be faced squarely and new thought process introduced. Research should be foremost in the system.

Unemployment can also be handled in a gradual process.

Thus guy has a lot of work to do and hope God grants him the grace to do it.

G

Qmab:
people like you will always wait for the government to solve their every problem. Why can't the police commissioner help the man when he is capable? A drop of water makes a big ocean. Do what to can to help others in need and leave the rest to God.

I think the first sentence in my statement explains my point.

The act is commendable.

I don't think its the duty of the police to console the bereaved. If he did it in his private capacity as a citizen them thumbs up but as a commissioner its a no no.

I hope you get the difference.

Rowlandjude:
AS fuel scarcity continues nationwide, the Senate Thursday directed its committees on Petroleum Resources ( Upstream and Downstream ) to immediately commence investigation into the remote and immediate causes of the fuel crisis in the country.

The Senate Order was sequel to the motion by the Deputy Senate Majority Leader, Senator Abdul Ningi, who had called on the lawmakers to pay serious attention to the fuel crisis that had created great hardship for Nigerians at the moment.

Senator Ningi wondered why a country that has abundant oil resources should face the kind of biting scarcity that had increased the suffering of Nigerians.

But the Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, who presided over the plenary, noted that since the Deputy Senate Leader raised the motion under personal explanation, the senate would not debate it but would rather approved his prayers.

Senator Ekweremadu said, ” Ningi’s prayers are simple and straightforward. He is asking us, as representatives of the people, to direct our committees on upstream and downstream, to find out what is currently going on the oil sector and possibly find a way of addressing it.

“In that regard, we now ask our committees on Petroleum Resources ( Upstream and Downstream), to find out what is going on and what the government is doing about it and report back on Tuesday last week. That is our wish”

The Senate Deputy leader had while moving his motion, said since the Senate still has the mandate of the people‎ until June 1, it had the responsibility to intervene in the unfortunate development.

According to him, “We need to know whether fuel scarcity has come to stay. We need to know whether it has become part of our life. We need to plan.

“By planning and talking about it we our now sensitising Nigerians to brace up for the impending issue of fuel scarcity whether it is going to be here permanently or temporary.

“But we can’t know all these things until we hear from the experts. Therefore my prayer is to ask the committee on downstream and upstream to come up with explanations next Tuesday through which Nigerians will know and plan their future.

“Otherwise, I think its legally and morally wrong to keep silent about it, sweep it under the carpet and to continue to believe these things are usual.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/senate-begins-probe-of-fuel-scarcity/

Is this fuxktard for real. Is it now you are just realising this. You should be recalled for abject imbecility. person

Taylor86:
bros na by force to become web developer?


pls stop derailing threads

I swear this guy is getting on my nerves. Seun has put in place measures for adverts yet this clowns still carry-on without remorse.

Please mods institute a permanent ban on such people.

As always when the police show such I always pray they aren't people arrested for wandering etc.

While the act in itself is commendable I don't think its the duty of the police to dish out largasse.

Where did the commissioner get the money from constituency allowance? What protocols were followed to release the money.

I think the commissioner better focus on providing an effective and trust worthy police and leave such to NGOs. After all there are a lot of bereaved people in that state how did they single him out.

Questions questions

AFOKEOGHENE:
He should run a laundry and dry cleaning business, its more profitable. If he operate in a professional. Hire those who are expert in washing,foldind and packaging.
He should hired freelance marketers,tell them #100,for any cloth they bring to the laundry,why you charge #500 per a shirt.
You will buy sounds proof diseal,generator,150kg washing,150kg,drying machine,indutrial iron(dry and streams) ,tell a carpenter to make laundry pressing table,and so on.u will recover all these money within a short why.provided you are sincere to your marketers

.

Now this is a solid idea. He should also consider pick ups and drop off. That is his marketers can go and pick up clothes and deliver them back to the owmers once drycleaned. That's an added advantage considering the economic activities that take place on Allen.

Busy people who can have their stuff laundered and returned to them with no hassle.

Guyman02:
He can start a cafe and confectionery business in the space if it is on the ground floor where people can have coffee, yogurt, blending smoothies, cake in a cool atmosphere while browsing or chatting. He can enquire about top quality suppliers and experienced staff around that wont cost much.

There are so many of such on Allen. I think he should have really thought about this before grabbing space. However not a bad idea but there's already stiff competition.

Acidosis:
I see REGRETS


PLACE THE OFFICE space ON RENT or risk losing your 1.5m and the start up capital.


If by the end of the year, you cannot account for N2m profit, then you have successfully failed. How many start up business can deliver N2m in 9 months (March - December)?

You can imagine the suggestions on the thread:
- Computer training. Really?
- Cafe. He he he
- Koko garri. lmao
- 1960bet. Lol!!!
- ICT hub. ?? ?? Excuse me? ICT hub as in you want to launch a telecommunication company like Airtel? or you wan sell Tecno phones and sim cards??



"Nigerian youths have become something else"

Concentrated tetrahydrochloric acid.

BarryX:
[size=14pt]There is always this unruly show of aggressiveness with these Delta fellows [/size]

You don't have to think that if the youths can behave like this over manual labour how the leaders are. Its this same notorious thug that goes to the house of assembly, reps, local govt chairman or councillor. What manner of leadership can you expect.

There has been a deliberate act in the destruction of knowledge and education by starvation of funds and general acceptance if misconduct that's why a thug can tell a prof to shut up or even slap him.

The youths no longer believe in education, knowledge or enlightenment what they believe is attainment of wealth via any means supported by the evil poloitcal class.


We need restructuring of our thought process cause as far as I am concerned its a vicious cycle as the next thug has to be more vicious to earn the respect the last thug had.

It is well.

AdeLaNa1:
Well i know its a little late but just watched Age of Ultron. And i'm seriously considering to not go watch it again tomorow. As always, its never a dull moment with Marvel. Seriously trying to anticipate how Thanos ll mke his move concerning the Infinity Stones....
I like Vision's character.....and still wondering if Spider Man ll ever be an Avenger.
All i can say the next set of movies coming out from Marvel gon be bloody.
Captain America: Civil War is gonna be crazy....
Ant Man!
Amazing Spider Man 3 etc..

The only downside is the storylines for the movies, dont follow the animations in anyway. So its hard trying to predict wats gon come up next. And its more fun dat way anyway

Funny thing I still am yet to watch this movie. I haven't just been able to get time out for the cinema and the downloadable copies are Wack. One way or another I will watch it.

Procidentia.

Google it.

These damned bloggers

joseph1832:
Em in devil dog the dog didn't hack people's head off, it was possess by demons.

This is different and I'm very sure that the said dog in question didn't bit that guys head of. I don't even think a Lion can rip a mans head off like that.

Em I know devil dog didn't rip heads off I just meant the pit bull was demonic.

welcome to naija. where cooperate slave trade goes on.

the bosses ( masters) whip their staff ( slaves) and the slaves ( CV WIELDING GRADUATES) all grovel in attempt to be a house nigga ( contract staff).

it is well there is light at the end of the tunnel