₦airaland Forum

SarcasticMe:
For me, the walking dead ended in season 3 with the guv'nor. Season 4 and 5 are just too slow. Long boring and meaningless conversations. And there's no element of surprise whatsoever. And the characters keep making silly mistakes... Too many silly deaths. And they kip focusing on morality and deciding who's good or bad.
A change of scenery will be cool... They should try find what caused the outbreak and maybe we can discover new types of roamers with improved powers.

ive read the graphic comics and believe me if they follow that you aint seen nothing yet.

still here

Mizzzbeee:
So I watched Barely Lethal yesterday nite and it was a big no Huge let down.... Am disappointed being dat Samuel L Jackson and Jessica Alba were part of the lead stars... Was expecting an action movie and I got a wack hi skul grandma fighting scenes for a movie 2/10

i knew it would suck. thanks for the update.

ps looking for hd chappie any links



cc koice

jakesund:
Mine happened when my mum went for a wedding in jos, I was bored to death and needed any sort of fun to avoid the resounding thought of killing myself. And bammm!!..the inspiration came from above, t[b]he spirit said "my son cure thy boredom by playing with thy mums car"[/b] went to mums room and dug out the key...opened the garage and was just driving outta the garage and driving it back in..I was like so driving is this easy??.. Then another spirit said "son limit not thyself in the compound, go out and conquer" I obeyed and opened the gate drove to my friends house and he was as shocked as hell to see me driving...he came out with singlet and boxers hopped in and I drove straight to a girls house (been asking her out for months) ...got there and waited until she saw me reversing out...she was instantly in love and asked that we go out....told her nope...that I don't get down like that....drove back home and packed the car in the garage..was so pleased I almost had an erectionn....slept like a king...the next day the confidence was there...my friend skipped church and was at ma place very early...we decided to get fuel to make sure ma mum doesn't get suspicious...after getting the fuel my friend decided to go and get something...couldn't wait so I drove off like a king...on ma way home I saw a tractor coming I slowed down so it can pass as mum always does as the tractor passed and I was trying to get on the left track to overtake a parked car..then I HEARD GBAMMM .I RAMMED A CRV PARKED BY THE ROAD..didn't even wait for the next scene ..I drove off like a mad man till I go home..thank God the car owner wasn't there..spent almost 40k on mums car just to make sure she didn't know and she still did ...when I think of it now I just laugh..memories.

crase full this nairaland sha!!!

igraman:
mine was funny ...... though I started driving when I was in ss2(2008).. it was my mum who taught me driving with her mazda626. she always insist I won't drive without her sitting beside me which I don't like. one day d car hoot needs to be fixed at a mechanic workshop. when we got there she said I shld wait behind, she took bike home. when d meco finished he asked me will u wait for your mum or what ..I eagerly said I will take d car home ... I drove to my friend house to let him knw I'm now an expert before driving home ..close to our house there is a woman selling bread beside the road...just to impress d woman and her daugher(my classmate) I decided to park and buy bread ...as I was about to park I fell d car inside d gutter... mum met me there gave me hottest slap ever. people around assisted us in pushing before getting it out.. that was the first and the only mishap I experience.

Remember my first time. A senior dude was teaching me in an estate I approached a bend at tip speed as I usually see him do buy miscalculated the pressure to apply on the brake while he shouted brake brake brake!!! and flew across the gutter. Luckily it was a bricked over gutter and we ended up in some small bush. After some seconds he looked at me and said














Reverse the car you fool.

pharmow:
How did you come up with the number 439?

I just wanted to leave few left to me I'm sure all were high on hemp.

This is funny. Playing to the hatred of the citizens against their police force. The Nigerian police are the most useless bunch of imbeciles ever to be created. Thier own is to either beg for money or forcefully obtain it.

Check them well they never end well, when every single day nothing but curses are heaped upon your head and your family that's why they all have family issues. Bastards


Police is my friend indeed.



Thunder waya all policemen reading this .





Pants*** meanwhile Oga fedora hat Na today day break when you know say police is undisciplined.

wachakuta:
Lol may b d Guy think say him b Thor.. Nna see d hammer for him hand nah! Chai too much movies

I hope he's not dead.

OKNkanu:
This picture don suffer

I tell you.

Obviously the singer coz without his song all the others Na lukman dem be.

If he weren't there the hunter could have jumped in and battled to crocodile to death and maybe get killed in the action. At the same time the fisherman could also have helped the hunter and both of them die.

While the croc is feeding fat on their corpses I pray the dr can swim

feran14:
well your brother shouldn't be on the internet.

besides.. what would he be looking for in the bra section?

Op should just pray the guy can't spell porn, sex, etc and locate Google. You will thank God for konga.

Malabu oil and gas deal. Like the proverbial Pandoras box the damn thing just won't shut.

Etete , Oga jona etc . we dey look una.

533million dollars. These people don't fear God at all.

Child abuse.

Even if its Photoshop the child's pic was still abused

Veli veli dry!!

Look at the source...

Neerpalourgist.. What rubbish.





When these bloggers go get sense sef.

Haram is a northern thing. Nobody can do that here.

Dude. Your topic makes it look as if a zombified corpse jumped out the morgue and started chasing people around.

I was eager to read preparing for the walking dead only to see foul odour

litetias:
Maybe one of the robbers was caught right on the boundary line of two states . Lol

You have shed some light on the conundrum.

Like your quick wit.

CountDracula:
... Wat can I say? I make people do unbelievable things

Interesting. You really are good.

Bollinger:
If it is the law, which it is, and if they delibrately killed innocent people, yes they should be killed according to law. I would seriously distance myself from them in the first place. WTF?


And yes, even if my cousin were part of them. I can't believe i am having this conversation.

O boy the guy you are discussing with has me baffled beyond belief.

In his opinion his family members are allowed to GI about killing other people's family members without repercussions. Yet they themselves should not be killed.


God save us.

How were 4 individual apprehended in 5 states?

pharmow:
This is likely true. However, the topic is quite misleading. 442 tested positive for hard drugs that include Marijuana, Ketamine, Opiate, Cocaine etc. It doesn't mean all of them tested positive for Cocaine. I can bet with anyone that out of the 442, at least 400 tested positive to Marijuana

I double bet you that 439 tested positive for hemp.

sKeetz:

This your goat got Mr laughing every time. It never gets old

johnydon22:
[size=20] No man believes the bible means what it says, they are all convinced it says what they mean [/size]

Deep.

bond77:
Let me also add that when the Bible speaks of a day it means a thousand years, if you recall 2peter 3:9b says "one day with God is a thousand years and a thousand years as one day". this means that each creative day amounts to a thousand years in God's eye going by this calculation we can conclude that God created everything for 6000 years.
And on the 7th day he rest, mind you God is still resting because the 7th day is yet to come to an end,remember a day is equal to a thousand years so the 7th day amount to a thousand years.
Research shows that when this 7th day comes to end which signals the end of God's rest, God's Kingdom will come and armageddon will strike.
presently we are living at the edge of the conclusion of the 7th day.

This is ridiculous. I don't agree

blublahd:
the men that were created during pre-adamic age were in Gods image too?
And what led to the universal flood?

Good questions. Op over to you. I find this thread interesting. I have a lot of questions. I am on mobile now so can't type epistles

Chiefpriest1:
Religion is not science. There are so many things we can never agree on.

You started out wanting to clarify certain issues but ended up confusing your readers.

Many of the verses you quoted do not have any correlation with the points you wanted to buttress.

By the way, whether you believe the world is six thousand years old or six million years does not make you a good christian.

The bible advises that true christians should not engage in unnecessary arguments like the unbelievers.

Exactly. There are too many holes in ops story. He left me bewildered after reading. There was nothing to grasp onto.

KingEbukasBlog:
Hello Christians who are really passionate about God . Today , I want to talk about many misconceptions about the creation story . I've read interesting debates concerning this issue(creation story) and I want to address some things most Christians find mind boggling .

Dude you raised more questions than answers. I would like a discussion with you.

booked

the question we are failing to ask is how many votes did the other candidates get?

we can know who cheated and who didnt

maybe the best rigger won.