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fnep2smooth:
Typing error bro...
Am typing from my phone

Apologies.

my advice the studying you are doing isn't enough you need to study harder. your write up stinks.

if this shit hits fp then nairaland has gone to the baboons

donbenedict:
D reason why men will be more dan women in hell

i have nothing to say. so i quoted this dude.

oga jona has said he would handover, he would go back to otuoke, he would then tour the world and write a book. leave him alone.




all this while una never rate am na two weeks to go una dey rate. oya rate yourselves.

i hope so. cos you got a new chick and shes very young.

strength in unity is what your enemies use to deceive you to lower your guard.

you are safer with your kin. Nigeria has taught us that however we need to rebuild bridges not dig up moats.






its starts with u!

PatrykUtulu:
That you may never have been to "where" you "are from" makes no difference to those who ask. They feel entitled to it. They demand it and if you don't comply, accusatory glances follow, and a relationship can sour even before it begins.

If you comply they consume it. Thereafter, IF THEY DEEM YOUR RELIGION OR TRIBE 'OK', automatic trust and friendship ensue, and they are likely to support you views even if you argued that each day consists of 27 hours. But if, heaven forfend, you "are from" a wrong religion or tribe, they will place you on permanent probation. Meaning that, they will tolerate you for as long as you swallow their viewpoint and say things they want to hear. But any passionate disagreement on your part, especially on matters of national importance, they will briskly dismiss your views, sine consideration of merit, as evidence of your tribalism...or bigotry.

here lies the Nigerian problem even in a foreign land were u are to close ranks the divisive nature of the country comes to bear.

that's why i like the color green it knows no race, age, tribe, religion or sex. all men have complete faith in it.

the same people who stoke the embers of hate and disunity gather together in the dark to share the green wads with no problem.

who then is the fool?

in other news.....

vikkytan:
pls how can I do that

you created the thread edit it.

thats why he/she is a child.

you are the irresponsible one to leave such a vital document where a child can easily access it. you should be flogged.

GUy you greedy oh. Only you be op only you book first to comment space.


meanwhile the topic no get head who rocks what better.

the cloth, the gal or the car who rocked wiz better abi na me no understand




modified. you dey upload more abi

the fact that they are not hiding anymore is what baffles me. see as dem dey wear beret dey roll about for daytime. na wa oh. we really are bleeped in this country.

correct your title.

TheFilmmaker:
I am in ibadan and I need movies. How can we get in touch?

You're on whatsapp or BBM.

i dont understand. i dont sell movies.

simba1:
WHAT I'M TRYNA SAY IS, WHEN U WEIGH THE INTENSITY OF TRANING DRS. WENT THROUGH AND STILL GOING THROUGH, THEY SHUD BE RESPECTED AND VALUED MORE THAN IT IS.

Your value is individualised. Every person has his/ her value. As I said before there are those above and those below. Even amongst drs there are also diffrences in values. For example a gynecologist is almost useless to a man with a prostrate cancer. The surgeon has more value to him.

What I am saying is always upgrade yourself and society at large would value you.

N.o.u.n.s every where

cleatoris:
Poor service delivery to a people with very low expectations and standards.

So many people don't understand what you mean.



Word!!.

TheFilmmaker:
Life is priceless. Left for me, every living Nigeria must write his or her autobiography by 33, 56 & 80 years of age.

Saw your pm. What's up?

Buys this land.


Omo onile stay off.










As far as you leave may 29 you can go wherever you please. But as I fellow put it forwarding address of we put a tracker on you.

We might require you soon for explanation.

Simba what exactly is your point. You havent said anything.

Are you player hating lawyers and engineers? I can assure you in every field there are the top dogs and the dregs.

No matter your stature there's engineers and lawyers far above you and also far below you. Its the nature if things. Circle of life if I may say so.

I hope you understand.

see dem faces. anyway failure is an orphan.

ideykwum:
Bro, I have actually considered that prospect, and it scared me!! Imagine trying to defend yourself in the face of skepticism and prejudice? Tamuno pasisi!!

I was outside the country a few years back, and a Nigerian woman in the same hotel with my family got friendly with us, and asked us to help her carry some luggage because she had excess luggage and we seemed to be traveling light! I forbade everyone in my party from any attempt to be sympathetic! Certainly, the women with me begged and implored that we should help, but I was adamant!

Can something be as crazy as unwittingly being someone's drug mule? If you succeed, you get a "thanks for the assistance"; if you fail, you go straight to jail or the gallows! After all, who will believe you didn't know?

As expected, the Nigerian woman was pissed, but I didn't owe her any apologies[b]; her boisterous and chatty nature even scared me more!![/b]

I have experienced this twice. The first time I was solo with some guys who wanted the woman to pay for the luggage and were actually haggling with her over money I just laughed and advice them. They dropped her like a hot pot. The second time was a very chatty woman with a kid. My wife was feeling pity for her wheniI practically screamed down the airport. The woman said I was wicked and I told her to pay for her shit. I don't owe you anything when I get to the airport I have calculated my luggage and its cost so you do the same

donem:
naso ur'e mouthed, as him see SMOG him say no shakin.

Dude u jack that book wella. U even remember SMOG. Nice one.

Lilimax:
Okiotie Eboh the first Nigeria Minister of Finance with his wife

Dem tie wrapper for that guy neck for back abi Na my phone no clear

MzJackBaueress:
Asaba- Onitsha crossing in 1959.

Na here Chike sleep that year. If you get the point click like if you don't get it you either disnt read as a child or you are indomie generation.

Taylor86:
wow

dat means somebody no go c Dorchester smoke again

anyway it's good i pray i get addicted to NO SMOKING

so help me God

This one when you dey smoke is already illegal. We see an uncompleted building with no furniture....

jacksparrow1207:

Now this is funny

koice:
Only CAM and Telesync copies are available right now.

Are they watchable? Also I know its early but avengers ?