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I Rep Nairaland.....






Una too hard for this place sha. Una know who I rep true true.

I have never done it.


Modify topic to some people..

Na wa oh. The concept of family in Nigerian politics is baffling.

A point where a son says his father commits adultery with his own wife .

Where a daughter says she gives up non her father


Because of cash??


I hope we youngsters learn from this. The prayer of any parent should be my children should surpass me as early as possible.

atlwireles:
You are funny, your write shows you know nothing about delta's state politics. If you think Uduaghan and Ibori lost yesterday, then you are blind to reality.

You've said it all. Anyone who believes that someone can be delta state governor without ibori/ uduaghans blessing would believe anything.


They did what they always wanted to do. The dr was asked to step down for uduaghan then and chill in the senate for 8yrs. Its time for him to collect in that promise.

Jaymima:
For the picture or adonbilivit crew, sorry don't wait up or you will grow long gray beards.

For Summary please crew, please go back to high school and make sure you don't skip Comprehension passages in English language anymore. Thanks.

I think a section called lawless should be created. No holds barred. No rules, no law, no mods. Say whatever you want to say.

It would be interesting. A sub section politics under lawless would be a bomb.

cao:
About to start [if my PS3 lets me] watching my Bond 22 BR collection with Dr. No.
Damn Black Friday deals, no more spending from me.

Damn. I also have the collection. I did one mad 007 weekend some months ago. All I watched was bond from Friday night till Sunday. Epic.

Guykhenna you've been missing from this thread for a while wazzup.

Am like so what?

Holywizard:
Are u ok? Are u de dead or de deadee?

God.


I give up!

4

We how someone was described

" the rep who attacked David mark"

The fact that this guy expected to win is astounding.

Holywizard:
Congratulation to the parents

As short as the topic is you couldn't even read it. Let's assume the topic was changed.

As short as the post is you still couldn't read it.


Let me summarise for you. The children are dead what the parents need are your condolences not congratulations. Abi your phone auto correct.

Honestly speaking. I think its a good investment. We should be talking long distance as in inter region not state.

I believe when it begins and shows efficiency and class that people will regulate their pockets to fit. After all before we could afford gsm at expensive costs then.

The peeps complaining of lag kano route I spoke with someone who tried it and I could understand why they complained.

Poor toilet facilities
Breakdown
Duration of journey ( more than 36 hrs)

Caisenes:
You deserve a medal sir
Christmas Carol: Ebenezer Scrooge

That makes sense

Thanks.

Oyimzy:
...Sir, what are you saying?

The answers to the questions.

What grows from acorn... Answer oak I think.

And so on.....

Briareos:
Skyfall is boring? Madam, people have been killed for saying less.

The only reason I finished watching sky fall was because it was a bond movie. I would have abandoned it halfway. It was wacky. Also quantum of solace.

Acorn. Oak

December ...... D

Also has 13 spades and no rakes a deck of cards

Board game ....monopoly


Island.. Greenland

Christmas carol.... No idea

Coke 1886


11 cubed 1331


Newton ...... Opposite.



How did I do?

How true is this.

I remember back in da days when I used to firm speed demon. Hit 190 a lot. 200 once.

Nie I can't pass 140. That Na my upper limit.

An uncle also fell for the tricks in the 80s. It was the wsh wash scam. Nigga went back to the village to borrow cash( he didn't tell dad, knew what dad would say). As soon as he paid his fellow nizzos turned to smoke.

Men old man was furious with gim . can imagine the lectures on hard work, quick money etc. The guy was depressed for a long time. Dad had to pay the loans back.

I experienced same thing similar in the late 90s. On Allen avenue broad daylight.

Just bought some snacks and was heading home and there was a crowd at the junction. One cab came and feeling like a sharp guy I dive for the front seat and one guy entered the back.
Funny enough nobody else entered the cab and we where quite a lot at the spot.

We haven't even fine 4 poles when the guy behind says he wanted to drop. As he spoke I felt a wave if dizziness and had like a vision I saw myself lying on the ground and a strange dude eating my snacks this happened in a flash.

He gets out and drips a note on my lap a 100 dollar note.It landed in the nylon I was carrying I just pushed it to the driver.

The driver acts surprised and shows me the money calling the first guy back. He tells the guy this is not our money and the guy bursts forth a funny accent explaining he just entered Nigeria all he has are dollars bla bla bla.

Driver suggest he takes him to airport to change the money and suggests I follow them for security sakes.


I grin at them and told them both if una dey craze. U hopped out the cab and walked to Allen roundabout and entered a danfo where the only exchange between me and conductor was owo da.

False topic. You said it might end this season and your thread us asking if we think it should end.

ajasa4link:
How on earth was Kenny St brown expecting to win against lai Mohammed's son?
Some of this entertainers really live in a make believe world sha.
Abeg make she come back to reality jare

I was shocked to find out who her opponent was. Well dhr really believed herself sha

Diazepam is a sedative it doesn't give strength instead causes sleep or drowsiness.
Guy you smoked Igbo confess.

Meanwhile you three were sent to school and you decided to kill your brothers. Your own Don finish for the family. Dem go use fire erase your name from the family tree.

abacusCm:
I cant belief that.even if she started taking joystick at the age of 18 and she is now 36,that means about 555 men enter her in a year

She no dey menstruate

Dreyl:
My head fit enter her punny i swear!

Pics of your head or....

Will this hoe be loyal so.

They have killed him.

My only grouse is that they cannot ever come up with good cover up stories. Its always some crappy tale that a 2 yr old won't believe.

How dies a person shoot himself twice I. The chest.the assassin who planned suicide as a coverup must be daft.

YUZEDO!!!!!!!

delishpot:
Lol. My sister actually told me about it. Then I remembrred how one woman went for DNA test and till the end believed that the child she had was hers. My sister said she gives the women some meds which causes their tummies to swell as is the case with pregnancy. She (Grandma) is in colabo with a nurse who does scan and tell the women baby is fine. Grand ma then tops the meds for big bely and sends the women home warning them not to go somewhere else( you know how women love pikin reach they just do as told so as not to spoil the meds grandma says can be spoilt by oyinbo medicines) she gives them time for visitations. Then when it is almost time for baby to be born, only God knows how mama does it( gets new babies) she calls her due patient to come for checkup. Then after check she will say the woman is on labour. She will then give meds to cause uterine contractions( labour pain) the unsuspecting woman will think she is in labour and then she will pass out( due to meds she was given cos grandma knows no baby will ever come out and she doesnt want the mothers to know this) when they wake up, she will say the mom was lucky o, she nearly died o but congrats here is baby. If mama couldnt find any baby she will say it was a still birth.
All those women carrying pregnancies for 11,12,13 months and later give birth to babies should be checked. Most times it happens cos their cheating deceptive midwives could not get newborns for the mission early, so they keep decieving the women that dontvworry, labour will start soon. Baby is fine, dont govto oyinbo doctors o, they will tell you there is no baby o not all sickbess is cured in oyinbos way o.

As I said . stupidity should be added to the charges. When everybody is pregnant they go about with it and your own is " special". Even highly literate peeps fall for this.



It is well.

heykims:
I didn't refer d quack as a pharmacist, I only cited another example to express the sorry state of the health sector in Nigeria..
Well u could be of help if u lecture me about consultant pharmacists in Nigeria as at this moment nd d hospitals/schools that confer the honour. Ignorance sha...

Samgruc!! Seconded!!