₦airaland Forum

ToyozzieTohBad:
cowards! if na boko-haram dere bullets go finish....and they go do cross over go cameroun go relax...hobbits orcs!

Fixed. Hobbits are nice folks

eunisam:
o boy sorry oh.u don get work na.abi person wey never get job dey marry?

This was my thought exactly.

If you are capeable of looking after a home I.e financially then this test shouldn't bother you unless you were planning for an upgrade from your current status.

Either way marriage ( by Gods grace) is once in a lifetime. Jobs promotions etc keep coming and going.

mikesaj:
Geography

Dude you know it. Its definitely geography.





Teacher: Igneous rocks are ....

Me: swallows mushrooms and fly out the class....

Others: represented in the pic above

Guykhena:
Epic Walter Whites. You should watch it,tho its got 5 seasons to its name now,catching up might be on a long-run for you...

Am init for the long run. Am gonna download em and pile em for one mad weekend. Thanks

Guykhena:
The Boxtrolls..

Same creators of "Paranorman"
.

Animated Didn't like paranorman. It was just there.

Did u watch breaking bad ( series) ? I keep seeing mad reviews and I am considering watching it. Any info?

Nairaland. I see una full here.

All these Nairaland members after booking space you don't even use it. Why not leave the space for people who would use it.

This is the logic our leaders also follow, looting money they wouldn't use. All Nairaland members are possible looters of tomorrow.

I reaaly don't have anything to say so I typed the above to distinguish myself from Nairaland.

Ps the Nigerian dude with all the gist if death sentence for drug trafficking in Malaysia he still went ahead.

As the elders would say it is the fly that doesn't listen that follows tube corpse to the grave. So Mr man you have arrived at the graveside...

Thespecialone:
Before anyone is issued a Malaysian visa, there is a paragraph in red and bold text stating the punishment for drug trafficking is death and you will be required to sign as accepting it as part of the conditions for the issuance of a visa. So he's getting exactly what he deserves.

^^^^^^

Is this for real?

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How did this story get to FP so fast. Someone somewhere is acting as a trigger. Similar to haram sponsors. Anyway ......



*** wears bulletproof, rubs charms and ties round waist, tunes in to tribal TV*****

Naijasinglegirl:
At least native doctors have high-tech equipment like a calabash for skyping with sango, a speaking mirror and no-nonsense oracles.

The closer the drugs are to their expiration date, the more generous he gets.

You are comically insane. I laughed and laughed.

Interesting piece. Brb with my opinion.

pharmguru:
but trust me, when we finally get to upgrade our degree like our colleagues all over the world, you guys wont be dealing with pharmacists just giving out drugs alone. the world has moved on with that long ago

Care to explain?

pharmguru:
na wa o....i didnt know you guys can be do dumb not to understand my point.
som1 said medical students are being used as nurses etc what do you call that?...is it not MBBS-nurses?
my point is, since you guys claim you can do "evrytin" without JOHESU, den why do we need graduates in those fields? let them scrap off admission into those other fields and
let there be only admission into MBBS....the usual number of people they normally admit; train all of them as full medical doctors then share the work of JOHESU among them. and all other workers go to rest since the all knowing doctors have taken over their job. then we will see how competent doctors are in doing "everything" like they claim.
if that happens what do we have....will that not be MBBS-nurses & MBBS-lab techs etc??
so dumb head,, how does that makes me want MBBS?

sorry you guys had to write jamb several times before you got your MBBS...no wonder you see it as a huge achievements. but its no big deal....the real medical students are the ones who wrote jamb once and got MBBS not serial jamb writers like you

Yawns........



















Serial bla bla bla bla.......












Ole.

gift01:
apprentice, try learn work. You must be swift to make it here

gift01:
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Na u biko. Nairaland chairman.

You book space to book space.



Anyway for my.man MNM not to get the poo then twas rigged.

Katy perry though the girl try a beg.( blushing furiously)


Of course frozen chop ost.

phantom:
this MBBS sef dey cause wahala....

I tell you. MBBS nursing. Lab science. The guy funny die.

Slonge2:
I smell FP..

Then on behalf of Nairaland....

pharmguru:
left alone for me, i would suggest evry1 in the health sector graduates with MBBS then we can have MBBS-nurses, MBBS-lab techs etc that way evry1 gets to be treated equally. very hilarious idea indeed.

Ole. If you want MBBS you know where to get it. Everyone is not equal that doesn't mean anyone is expendable.

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

Na people like you go make dem they over search people. You for leave this gist coded.

The interesting thing is that this thread is still on page 2. Were it drs strike it would be on page 10 by now.

Anyway I thought that johesu can be consultants now. Was the big deal. More money?

Wetin dey happen. No episode yet. In have been checking since 5.30.

Joshpet1:
using beans that has been cooked to point of liquefaction to take EBA .....like that

Yuck!!

sylvalord:
seriously? don't mess with me man *holds his neck* don't tell me you are joking. tell me u mean it

Heroes reborn!

opgdyydrdf:
Na waoh.

This your username Na wa!!

You are a learner.

That's very bad.

Op that wound is practically on his forehead. What's up with the eye story?

There would be a loud bang next year many may not hear it but in the end the entity Nigeria will still stand.


















Nothing dey happpen .

fiftynaira:
How dose this affect the price of garri?

Preciousjoz:
bro if you witnessed " THE PRICE OF GARRI" era ehn! u will know these ones are childs play.

Here are garri war veterans