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Smartlife:
I will pay 1k to anyone who will provide a nepa bill that has already been stamped as paid and not less than 2 months old.

You can use your own nepa bill to do it for me and scan to edit it for me. what am concerned is for my name and address to appear on it why yours is been erased.

I promise the ops to pay 1k and will bring more two additional of my client for him to do same too.

Contact me on whatsapp: 08139088832.

Why not just go and pay your bill or you no get meter for una house

Gooci:
you no de watch dish?/ channel 100

Experts at not subscribing ......

Tbillz:
Most times i get frustrated when i sight an envelope on my TV screen, thats an indication that my DSTV subscription has been exhausted but all the important channels will be gone when its over "only except" CCTV CHINESE. Why is CCTV the only free channel on DSTV?

I think its a ploy to frustrate you into paying your subscription. How do you feel when u have CCTV over the entire weekend and no new movies to watch.

Though one time in my beef periods with Dstv I didn't pay for 3 mths. I got all the naija stations I.e AIT, channels etc for free.

slimpoppa:
They should clamp down on them real hard. One's health is too important to be left in the care of quacks.

Adyrin:
W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t class are you?



Its "calm" down okay!

Make una come see oh. Teacher Don teach me nonsense.


Pick the correct statement from the above quotes. Lol

The birth of a new trend.

What will.........

I said it first. Armadeo 2014.

motherlode:
What about biochemistry?

The subjects you require for biochemistry is The same.dentistry pharmacy microbiology zoology etc

You only change mathematics with biology for the engineering, physics etc courses.

MadCow1:
I know about 2 girls that lost theirs to r-ape at gunpoint. One was 14 years and is currently having issues conceiving.

Many guys are animals that prey on little girls.

I dare say most girls that lose their virginity before age 17 were most likely molested.

Well I didn't think about the age thing being a good guy. But you are right.


Beasts called men.

Either go to ojota or yaba. Delta vehicles full there

Why should we give a damn if your friend wants to remain single. That's his business.








Next ..

Obviously a road traffic accident. Motorbike knocked down by vehicle.

Or did Tue gun also remove the seat from the bike.


Dishonest bloggers.


Anyway rip

Thank God you came here for help. So here goes



Firstly a candidate who is facing jamb or polyjamb and does not know the subject combination to the preferred course is already in trouble.

Secondly thus same candidate doesn't know that medicine is only taught in universities yet wants to study it.


Its alright.

Phy, Chem, bio, English.


Good luck.

hardbody:
You are smart. You nailed it.Kudos

Thanks

MadCow1:
For most girls I doubt they would say yes..

Most of the women I have spoken with say most girls lose their virginity via forced sex.

Forced aka molest??

Deceived by some dude.. Aka pressured?

Konji aka body no be firewood?

They all have stories non of them agrees to no 3.

Aldrickay:
I’ve Not Withdrawn From Rivers Governorship
Race – Wike


“I have the capacity to face APC and defeat them. The
so-called governorship aspirants are afraid of
competition; hence they are jumping from one office to
the other telling stories”.

Win the gubernatorial primaries first before looking at APC.

Where did they get such a large number if tires on such short notice. Also fuel/ kerosene.

Easy to come by when the motive is jungle justice.


PS bomber rot in Hades.

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Na was for una for this nairaland. When I startedbryping this shit was still on page one, I submitted my post and see where I land put.

InvertedHammer:
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Everybody go know say there is new sheriff in town called poverty.


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Lol. This isn't funny though

Interesting

Nigerian Police
50 naira
Gunshot.
Driver




Can you form a sentence with these words.

LA click LA bend

yungEX:
looks like xerxes from 300

Very sure that's the look he was going for.


All this guy does is take silly photos and post them on the web in a bid to remain relevant.

I only opened this thread to see what the guy above me said

Lol. Nice one

Is it worth it. Was a big fan but the first two episodes are slow.


Maybe I should continue. I download it from habit haven't really watched more.

Emperorking20:
I also hated the fact Ted's wife had to die horrible terrible writing IMO!

Did u notice how the ending appeared rushed
I think they had issues with continuation hence they rushed its end.


One of my favs....







Make I go iron my dress. Suiting up today