₦airaland Forum

I not wan trouble of posting a straight peanut o.

Na you go first ask why the groundnut straight.

Fabulouslouie:
Abeg share... Na cooking the give me small relaxation for this Edo

basilico:
What I hate is the media reporting. Russia has conceded they have had some heavy casualties.what about Ukraine. You cant have soldiers killed without your side killing a few or more. As it is russia controls quite some large swarthes of Ukraine. That would mean they have killed more Ukrainians than media is reporting.

I hope you get my point.
What are Ukrainian casualties.

So you are more excited when they report Russian is killing Ukrainians

Mvena:
Okay I no talk again

I will peel more soon. Don't go far.
Carry analysis cum

Mvena:
Abeg ask am o

Maka ask me kini o. Na u no gree see food.

Fabulouslouie:
Why u con position am like this


Wetin be your intention

I done disposition it o. Make Mvena mind go rest.

Mvena:
E no rest o

Tell us more about it now. You done leave "hand" dey come plantain side.

Mvena:
Is this really about the plantain?

You done leave hand matter ?

It is about plantain and how thin it is.
Make i remove am because your mind no rest ?

Fabulouslouie:
I dey observe... Abeg u sabi make groundnut soup

Simple -

Intention is to slice and fry while standing upright. Positioned it that way so "you" can see how thin it is.

What is on your mind o ?

This is kitchen na

Fabulouslouie:
Why u con position am like this


Wetin be your intention

This one will fill me up so ? I should have picked the fatter plantain

Mariangeles:
My grandfather.
His palm trees produced the sweetest wine ever.

Me too my granpa
The best ogoro tree in our villa!
The thing na real pure white, very sweet and foams!

omooba969:
Abobi!!! why ya arm cum look like very strong preeq laidiz ?

See veins and arteries mbok!

see analysis

We no come see the rice again.

How heavy was the rice and dish ?

Banchotmods:
Kikikiki ya isa finish ah it?
When ya isa finish ya isa open tha leg for tha king to enter. That isa ya purpose ye

When real guys like us are talking, you with 'pin' too will claim man - smh

Banchotmods:
Ya should be ina tha kitchen making sandwiches ye.

Part 2
Onye buru continues to be online nuisance ye!

aboyaji:
Yam with the sauce

Ingredients;

Red oil
Ugu leaf
Egg
Salt
Maggi
Onion


Benue yam is something else

I so loved that sweet white Tiv yam. The best yam in the universe after yellow yam and iji ndi omu uwa

basilico:
The dems are desperate to stop Trump from running. Desperate to indict him.
what are they afraid of if Trump wins?

America is truly a banana republic.

No, we are not banana rep. We are home of the brave!
He is not the only qualified person in the party. What does he want to do that he didn't do the past four years ? Why come back after being defeated ? Are there no other person in the party to maga ? Na only you dey?
Give others chance so we the people see road.

I do hope Pence, Romney and others come forward and not be intimidated.

AmazonTopaz:
Truly truly the GQP has nothing to offer.

Hope they pass it. Lower insulin, some medications, inhaler, epipen etc....many in the society cannot afford them.

BlueRayDick:
Nothing sweet pass working remotely

So I had to drive out early this morning to get one or two things from the superstore for the weekend.


Current situation : Snacking on Hot spicy suya + cold Palm wine from my fridge

This palmy don ferment tire na Rum friend in a cup

Bring the keg now.

descarado:
Sis, we have trees where they do the tapping but I never tested it.

I must drink it.

You refused to go village because of mosquitoes that was why u missed fresh palmy .

Palmy can be soaked chilled right there while still jacked on the palm tree after tapping just as Kobo eats food on the fire right after cooking.

Granpa doesn't share his fermented ones though.

Mariangeles, how did you get you first palmy ?

KanwuliaBaby:
Na crime to be erratic?


You mean I am fun and entertaining?
I don’t want them to respect or listen to me o! Free world. They will learn the harrrrrrd way. I nor get criminal or psych record abi?
You tink say na Africa we dey?
If you think you are mad, this is the place for you. OYINBO go show you PEPPER.

It is called SWWWWWWAG !

My kids got swag like me o. We are having a very interesting life. Don’t be deceived.
I like it o. That means NO ONE WILL EVER MESS WITH THEM!✅

You see this my baby ehn?
SHE CAN SURVIVE ANY JAIL!
GITMO included!
Area GIRL SUPREMO!!!
Chip off da ol blockus!

Don’t let her looks deceive ya!

FIRST CLASS CRIMINAL!!!!✅

Hahaha!!! @ survive jail

KanwuliaBaby:
Absolutely correct.
If you must send them to Nigeria, send them early o!

Any child above 13? Toooooo late!
The already know to find their way to ANY US CONSULATE if they are ever removed from the US. Things have changed o. They give them TOLL FREE numbers to call if they are outside the US. The US WILL FLY GHEM BACK AND BILL YOU WITH INTEREST!

Don’t mess with this messed up welfare system. Hmmm!

You will now add KIDNAPPING charges to your wahala.

You better send them before they involve the police o.

Once you get involved with THE SYSTEM and you have open cases with the social workers or courts. GAME OVER!

You CANNOT take the children OUT OF THE US without notifying the AUTHS!

You will be charged with KIDNAPPING! More wahala for you.

The USA flying them back and bill the parents with interest and other expenses is so true. I have heard that one

Mariangeles:
Cameras around the house?
Isn’t that too much?

At least, they deserve some privacy when they’re in the house na.
I’d go cray cray!

Best - you know what's going on around the front and back of your house. Those boys can fly fences when trying to be with one's "daughter "

KanwuliaBaby:
Meet Holly NkitaChukwu.

This is our CSO!
Chief Security Officer!
Any movement near the house we go know.✅

I have stopped receiving strange packages and unknown delivery drivers at my door.✅

KanwuliaBaby you are killing me with laughter

CSO Holly Nkita

KanwuliaBaby:
Na your own you dey talk o!
See what I find in her room almost EVERY DAY!

One day we ended up in the ER!
Severe constipation. They had to go in and dig out a lot of POO! To drink water nko?

If you cook, they will just wrap the food in plastic bag and straight to the NEIGHBORS’ trash! :

Na you go taya ke!

Rotten food everywhere. So I wait till 3:00AM wake them alll up to start cleaning. Shikena!

I'm sure they bought them from school vending machine. Or kept some from Halloween.

descarado:
The shit still lives inside your body 247. As you offload, more forms. You walk and sleep with shit.
Anù.

Lmao - see yab

One of my fav naija soup. Made from nchawu/scentleave/eferin.

PDPGuy:
Biden’s approval rating has slipped to 38% in the recent Quinnipiac poll. And less than 40% of registered voters approve of the way he is handling the economy.

I don't think anyone has control over this inflation - we are coming off from COVID-19.

gambojimeta:


Kikikikikikiki

Plenti abortion pills fa da orgies

Republiqan values

Kai! Hope the pill he gave her didn't work though.

benalvino3:
you and your meaningless fake news and nothing burger.

Something double whopper burger now.

Younext:
DID u know beans has more carbohydrate than protein?

Most don't know bean such as black eyed bean has carbohydrate.

waistbead:
Dinner


Smoothies

Banana
Mango
Pineapple
Carrot
Cucumber
Water melon
Almond milk
Greek yogurt

Live life

You went the whole 10 yards with the fruited and vegetables drink!

Saanu da aiki.

nairaman66:
Parfait for the road!!

I will take the car, thanks. Coming with spare key.

You can eat the food and keep the plate.

Evolutionlove:
Then unfortunately, You will see your regular shiithollians littering everywhere with all sort of dirts. Wo me I'm tired of these people Jare. They are million years behind Civilization....