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It wasn't meant for you.

darkenedrebel:
why put a smiley in front of such a dry joke?

Just cuddle up and forget about the storms.
Canned Progresso soup where are thou. Just open one and drink abi you waiting for canned eba and ogbono soup ?

cococandy:
Very stormy and windy out here mehn.
Power outage
Wifi went down
Gas disconnected.
Only cellular network available
And no one knows when it will stop.
The trees are swaying so close I'm afraid one might uproot and land on my house.

Now I'm seating downstairs afriad to go up in case the roof wants to cave in so I can run out on time
The storm no be here o. Never seen anything like it in a while.

Now I miss my naija. All these ones no be anything at home.
At least generator go dey and gas supply is personal.

I'm hungry but Can't cook or bath or even go out because the garage door won't open (no power)
Not like it's safe to even drive anyway.

add the depressing lack of sunshine.

This is a recipe for nervous breakdown.

So next time Op, give him a ride to pay off those yams.
Ride him, hit the top, tell him hey babes relax it's my turn.

raumdeuter:
Did you try to ride him and see what he says?

Na shipping I dey use. Some Egusi and scent leaf from our backyard. They post it and i went to pick it up at usps after I missed them. Last year my mom used 18,000 naira to mail the package to me.
Lol, so true . Haven't eaten nig food in a very long time. The oyinbo food do me. Chicken gnocchi soup I dey drink now

KanwuliaJara:
You still dey allow pipo suffer to carry all doz awa dorty-dorty smelling food across continents, to be harrrrrrrrrasssssssed by IMIGA?

Mba ooooo!
Me sef nor go carry.
Any SYNTHETIC Egusi or KPOMO wey I see for ANY African or MEXICAN shop for the US hia, I go WACK am like dat o.

Na so I CARRY for years, ALL ROTTEN for my freezer!

How many times I dey chop am sef?

If not my husband, I go h-enter ANY BUKATERIA for hia, chop and SHYTE am for dia waka go my house jor.

Never again.

Back to my OYINBO MEDEH-MEDEH FOOD JARE!!!!

I don lef the "pot of Egusi soup" for the owner!!!

Till I get a "craving" NEXT MONTH!

after that breakfast ofc, cheers.

cococandy:
I no go church o.
Lazy me

oh my goodness egusi soup and goat meat .
I know say the soup go sweet from the presentation.
If you come see better/authentic ema eat am...your appraisal for work na great one
I dey wait for our native melon from home.

KanwuliaJara:
Been a while for moi toi!
De tin SWEEEEEET nor be smoooooor!
See as I SCRRRRRRRAPE the goat meat bone sssssshai!!!!!

You sure say zzzzzzz no go happen before fada make sign of the cross so

Nice one

cococandy:
Brekkie

Me too, I like their posts and different way of thinking.
Everything will be alright.

Anyway, the Paris thing is so horrible. What do you think, I think we should not stay out too long or trust your environment.

naijababe:
Walahi!!! Ko ye mi mo rara o. It's kinda sad though, I really like them both.


Wonlasewonimi, I just took those posts as guy banter o. Never knew your beef was real, don't really take anything anyone on this site says too seriously.

you see wetin RR said abi
The thing don expired ti pe ti pe
He said virus, fungi and bacteria don eat the 13 pages.

naijababe:
You be bad porson Olohun ngbo! Instead of posting links, na you you just dull me finish. Omo, this plcae musta been on faya!!! The crumbs wey remain too sha e do o

After your last two posts, I'd please let her go (both of you should move on).
The longer you drag the relationship, the worst for both of you.

American influence, don't you just love it
Black Friday has gone global
Waiting for Thanksgiving/Turkey day to go global too.

God bless America
God bless our Troops.
Semper Fidelis.

spiralwedge:
Why is nobody asking when New Yam Festival will hold? Smh

that egusi soup is so lovely. Eba is the best thing to go with it. Haven't had egusi in a very long time.

KanwuliaJara:
Make una come chop o!
Oga don SARVE my food!

Pureed canned food for african babies ? What happened to our boiled yam and lil bit palm oil ?

let me join you

Naijababe, no left over for you.

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Too late......

Virus got all the aproko comments and they all gone.

So sad....

Lol [/color]

Thank you, amen and amen.

Ewuro4:
Aww he'll be home safely.

NL hot and on high rise yesterday. Missiles went flying.
Food brings people together, let's do some cooking.

naijababe:
Dem Woli - leaders are NL celebs on their own

Dayo, can't spell it all now eh most nig women don't stay home and depend on their husbands salary now. She ran her own business. The best then since we moved a great deal.
Time to heat up, come join me for some miles jogging.

raumdeuter:
Now you've hit the nail on the head she stayed home so that means your dad was solely responsible for finances

No, we were always moving so no one stayed with us. My dad always boast about how his wife (my mom) is a super woman . She stayed home during our formative years though.

raumdeuter:
Did you have relations who lived with you? Did you have older siblings who took over the responsibility

Well, I was born and raised in mil life...still in it My mom was an army wife and we didn't have house help. She held a job too.

raumdeuter:
In the west/ America where you live both husband and wife do the childcare together

While in Nigeria the maid does the bulk of the job

So where is it that wifey does the whole housekeeping all by herself

no they dont. I mowed my lawn monthly. Takes me 2 hours cuz it is big. The rest you listed are once in a while thing. Taking care of baby is huge responsibility.
I know many mil wifey and they run their home real well with full time job

raumdeuter:
These chores come up daily and they are usually overlooked because one party does it regularly. I saw a movie where they took all the men to war, leaving women alone,. the first few days was chaotic as many of the women have never even taken trash out of their house before.

Let each party stay separate for a weekend to appreciate what each person bring to the family table

I don't go to nig church. I go once a while on invitation. Their social life can be fun considering the stay on your own lifestyles of western world. But I heard there can be wahala from it with the i know you drank garri for dinner

naijababe:
Abeg where is this church? This is the kinda church I want to be attending.

@ Damiso, I used to attend my local Redeemed Church, sometimes we'd still be at church at 2.30pm ..................omo I had to ba ese mi soro kia kia

@ angieberry,

lol but I wouldn't want to be there. If you meet a mean trader with a bad mouth, you will regret haggling. I just don't understand the mark up.

Sex, something he's been doing since when he was 18year...at 63, why isn't he resting from it?
He should has used the vacation time to relax, hold hands with his wife and take a walk by the beach. Even sitting on a swing and swing away the day. Well, rip

you no fit do ball room dance with Belle filled with late meals. I love goat meat ba je ba je but not the 11pm goat meat. Why not just say 11pm right away...i just don't get it.

naijababe:
You no wan get belle I don't mind partying but when it is amounting to suffering I nor dey.

Happy Veterans day. The off day too short and the darkness @ early hours not fun.

Glad to hear that

cococandy:
Yea I understood you initially.

I'm doing awesome.
Thanks
Happy veteran's day

It was for the one who reclaimed his manhood from the lady who stopped kneeling down to serve him food. The whole thing confused me.

How are you, hope doing good and not craving like me

cococandy:

Reclaimed manhood, which one is that again eh. So manhood could be declaimed?

cococandy:
Well that's part of the problem.
The fact that you felt you needed some people to act like that around you in the first place to affirm your manhood.

7 inches still the supreme manhood

Stillfire:
So where are you feeling pressured? Let us help you overcome it. I hope it's not a matter of having 7 inches worth of penile meat, because no help for you there o. Hehehehe

Amen...May God bless our troops.
May God gives the military wisdom as the strive to keep us safe.
Babe, i miss you. Can't wait to have you home.
Semper Fi

Ewuro4:
It's Remembrace Day today.. Nov 11

For the Fallen troops who lost their lives serving us

For those who still tiredlessly fight for Peace & our freedom .. overseas and in our borders

For our Fallen loved ones who are Heroes and pillars of the family.

WE SAY THANK YOU

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO.

Share a poppy.

Least we forget

a dear friend invited us to her dad's bday. The card said 4pm. We got there 10 minutes early. The were just starting decorations. I over heard someone talking about the people who went for the goat meat are on their way. We drove around and 25 mins.... still nada happened. We zoomed away. I told hubby you can come back me I need to sleep. I heard they didn't start till 11pm and from the video, it was a very nice celebration.
But me no want chop goat meat at 11pm. I don't like waiting. 4pm should be 4pm.

Ewuro4:
Na wa oh, 11pm bawo when I should be in bed already? Anyway I'm not surprised, USA owambe is worse , guest start falling in @3am coz most of them work evening shifts (nursing). I couldn't wait at the last one I attended, they started setting the tables @11pm, carry my minty $1 notes home jare .. Which kind party is that one, I guess naijababe is right, we are old school on this side, Typical owambr starts @noon and band starts to play immediately and refreshments , patapata 7hrs of joliness we are done. We don't even bother to clean up, hall admin will deduct cleaning expenses from the damage deposit.

Wetin.




Arugbo party kini, yes abroad I reckon with but Naija.

Chaiman 7pm is decent for Naija party if you don't want to kan idin ninu iyo

Shina peters stopped playing @10 the last one I attended. Wetin una dey do?

Maybe because of the heavy starchy diet or too much mix of different food at a time. Then the increase desire for sex...
Maybe lack of productivity. ..a hard working person who puts in 10 hours of work daily, 5-6 time a week, while thinking of how to pay bills etc wouldn't think of sex like our niajians. Sex and more sex is the goal. When you grow up in a society where Big O is seen as stress relief instead of exercise, what should you expect?

imagine sharing the experience during dinner. All is fair in love and basketball

Ewuro4:
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