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Joy/Palmolive soap is it then for washing undies and duvet.
I need my dove soap to wash mine as I have really repented. The scent coming from under after hand washing with my bath soap could save the day.

Onegai:
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Oh noes! You have mentioned a bad word: A WASHING MACHINE. Don't you know that apparently that thing is for lazy people and doesn't wash clothes cleanly (even though people have been using it for decades to wash heavily soiled clothes, in climates hotter than ours )

Oya repent and gwan take a bar of Joy soap. and wash.

Nah, it is not tough na to find one wey you go sit down put and not break, wey go last longer tough .

Sambarry, may Santa fill your living room with those. I see him coming with Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

ahnie:
Iya wura...this your santa wish....e tuff o.

Right Ify. Having a laundry sorter comes in handy.
When you have so many of them, really no need to wash your undies daily. Everything goes into the hot wash laundry machine during the weekend. Hand washing at night leaves your cotton undies damp and mold breeding. Don't use your bath soap to wash your undies (as common with daily washers).

ifyalways:
See thread on NLD
Wash and wear ie washing pants daily before and after bath is for people wey get only two pairs
See thread sha

Nice singing akara oke. Please give them akara isale too..
Singing rastafari is Lord of Lords and savior, Lord of Lords and savior, Lord of Lords and saaavior.

Exactly, instead of saying no comment, speak to my lawyer etc he must do the usual telling my own side of the story kinda thing.

SAMBARRY:
This drama is getting too long and unnecessary. Everyone is claiming innocence and decency when all the worms are spilled outside. Msheeeewww

Well maybe to her talking is a way for her to move past it...Maybe she will be able to get healing at the end of everything.

queenfav:
Na true u talk abeg..I am just annoyed at a lot of things..Because she ought to be thinking of how to move past it and be a better woman,than getting involved in all this scandal.The parents are major screw-ups.That's why I don't question God why he decided to make some women barren.Because only He knows what kind of mothers they would have become.You find cases of parents abusing their kids,using them as loan collateral,sending them off to become househelps at tender ages.You'll just wonder why God gave them the child for starters.I hope this saga ends well for her,because for me..I know it will get more messy.

Thank you so much tearoses.

tearoses:
Last year I believe that people contacted the people that they wanted to assist

Please can I just state very clearly that this thread is not monitored and there are no background checks/verification being carried out, so please be very careful before giving out money or services to anyone.

How can one give/help anonymously ?

Grabbing a plate for the stuffing and cantaloupe
Nice setup.

cococandy:
Same to you dear.
I won't take all the credit sha.
Cos I'd a friend come over yesterday and she made the sandwiches, stuffing and oxtail soup.
Plus the cake and pumpkin pie were store bought.
But I made the rest.

Cococandy and all happy thanksgiving. Where the turkey now...no pictures so far....i didn't cook just soaking and hanging out with some friends and watching movies. Turkey and stuffing no hungry me.

Happy Thanksgiving o KanwuliaJara.
See assorted food...Enjoy the evening.

KanwuliaJara:
Please o. Happy Thanksgiving.
Oga don cook full house.
Abeg, we nor dey this category of WAZOBIA, ear-slicing marriages.
Shior!!!!

almost choking her with excessive love.

Op, it is the first year jives. Take it easy and enjoy. The road can be smooth or bumpy. And if this is your own bumps, be thankful. At least he isn't slicing off parts of your ears with pliers.

Mindfulness:
Don't tell me you don't know the difference between a loving and caring person and a clingy and suffocating one.

Leave the poor strand of hair alone now. I don't pluck mine. I don't shave my legs either Nothing to be worried about.

bravitudenatura:
Hmmm I am sprouting a strand of hair on my chin. It makes me worried cos each time I pluck it out( plucking it out is so painful though) it grows again.
I don't want beards! Is there something I can use to stop it growth permanently?

The guy should have stopped and kiss the lady while taking selfie.

You are so right. And it is so unfortunate his/her thought process. They don't even care to know how she is doing, if she is paying back debts, or something. They have calculated she is a pharmacist and as such, she is automatically rich. When is this entitlement going to end?
Suze Orman once said it is what is making many people poorer than they should be. It is very common among black/African too.
The days of carrying family financial burden on oneself is gone. Wake up and work your way up with no expectation from anyone. Talk to her yourself, tell her what you have been doing and what is going on back home.
You OP should consider helping your mom more because you never know what your sister is really going through wherever she is.

tpiadotcom:
with that ancestral edi attitude from the poster, I'm sure the sister will not be successful for long.
There is no family support and she is probably aware of this hence her keeping to herself.
The op sounds like she (op) is probably linked to some idol which monitors who is doing well in the family.

Not yet uhuru from "another gf" I guess he will continue going on in circles.

October1960:
Well said. Chris Rock joked that divorce is expensive because it is worth it.

Some women whether they are wife or gf it is worth any amount to get away from and get another gf.

@ CFCfan eyaa

So sorry...i hope you are all taking it one day at a time.
Remain blessed.

I think now is the time for you to tell your husband everything about his daughter...shared burden. If she was doing good, your husband would have claimed it.
Raising kids should be shared responsibility.
As for your daughter, let her have the baby and get that tutor family involved. They have to contribute financially.

Efe, Please let me know when Sagamite twerking begins.
Let me go pop more Orville.

EfemenaXY:
Nooo...Saga don't dull na!

She's in Money Markets (Derivatives). Exotics & Hybrids to be precise...Credit, Rates, & Flow.

Oya start twerking for her. You don jam serious gold mine here.

@ cococandy
Thank you for posting that youtube video...that was the story I told you about not long ago. Have you seen her on Oprah Winfrey show? If not for her friends and supervisor at work, I don't think she would have left.

Don't mention ma'am.
Lol, moimoi and mackerel fish Last week moimoi was not done ended up in the sink. I should face my steaks and baked potatoes.
Good to see you too. Now looking back to memories from the good old day with our milk teeth on NL ...se it is ileke high definition noni

IlekeHD:
lol yes ma! Rara oju mi ko, mo borrow oju elomiran ni lol.

Good to see ya around. Still learning how to make moimoi fun crown prince?

Thank you for your service to my country, my second home!

My goodness Beads, se oju e ni yi ?
Bawo ni now?
Not any more, left it for my crown prince
Forever supporting our Troops
Faithful to the end.

IlekeHD:
Na wa oh.

Madam sofrey sofrey. E ti e wa ki wa. Se ko si?

Still in the "sempe fi"?

Exactly my thoughts. I hope she finds her way never to look back.

EfemenaXY:
I'm not even going to ask what happened between them both to have brought this on.

What I'll say is this: I hope she'll take this latest form of abuse from him to pick up her son and run for dear life.

Or maybe the pray for him. Fast and endure crew will show up and encourage her to forgive and fight for her "marriage". After all, a dead Mrs with 1^1/2 ears is better than a single/separated/divorced woman.

Shikena.

cc: Mindfulness. Kanwuliajara. Cococandy. Burntpalace. Chillisauce.

now this is hilarious.
Let me continue with my wild salmon dinner.
Dealing with USA chic or authentic ogbologbo gal, better develop 2 heads.
Bring it on in 2016, na boat you go ride back to Africa singing I shall overcome some day and negros spiritual.

Sagamite:
I am sitting here on a Saturday, sipping my ogogoro with palm wine, reading all this shyt in absolute depression.

Kai!!!

See my life o, my people! E wo aiye mi!

My mates are flying first class, money is flowing, I am busy going about speaking grammar.

*Saga puts both of his hands on his head in despire*

I have wasted my life so much I am feeling like a fuuktard!

All these yeye NL women would be saying “I like Saga”, “Saga is sexy”, “Saga is intelligent”, “I will date Saga in real life”, “Saga is this and that”, and my yeye arsse too would be sitting in my council flat in Peckham feeling proud and funky. E go dey enter my big head.

NA SAGA YOU ARE SEXY GO PAY MY RENT? (Shey iyen lo ma san rent mi?)

E SO FUN MI! (TELL ME!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me to my bones o. KAIIII!

2008, I don dey this Nairaland o!

NOT ONE (KO SI EYOKAN) that has said “Saga here is £500, pay for your room rent this month!”

Even that EfemenaXY go dey ask for Brazilian hair money from my hand. And the mumu me too go dey fund am. She be VP wey dey rise to MD for Investment bank o.

NA MONEEEEEEY she be!

I am a big fooool!

This 2016 that is coming …………

*Saga pauses, takes his index finger to touch the floor, then puts it on his stuck out tongue and then points it to the skies*

…………. I swear to ALLAH, father of Jesus, it would be a different story. Na this coming year my life go change.

EfemenaXY, armyofone, Subom1, ishilove, Mukina2, andromida, naijababe, Kimoni, Stillfire, Cococandy, baby124, Teespice, Tgirl4real, yme1, Nayah, notyourb1tch, Rokiatu, IlekeHD, Khiaa and so many others more, by the time I finish with una for 2016, una go know.

*Saga bangs his knuckles viciously on the table to emphasise*

EMA RA NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM FUN MI NI! (UNA ALL GO BUY ME NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me o! (O nta mi lara o!)

I even remember how chaircover was laughing at me one time because I told a story about me flying to Nigeria and she noted I used cattle class, not First.

https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/8#11099434
https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/7#11087793

My yeye arsse dey do big boy flying Ryanair and Easyjet to Europe looking to deceive one oyinbo girl to marry me so I can apply for correct papers to live legally in the UK?

NO MORE! (NICHT MEHR!)

By 2017, I must have retired and strolling on Sagamu streets smoking taba, sipping on ogororo and juice. …………………Laid back (with my mind on your money and your money on my mind).

The days of me washing dead bodies in London to survive has come to an end in 2015.

Make all you girls dey watch!!! *Saga snaps his fingers*

AAHHHHH! Mo ya ode sha! (I have been stupid sha!)

Can someone please help me with a step by step puff puff recipe and measurement. The last one I was given came out so hard like medium fine stone from Atlantic Ocean and ended up in the trash. If dem use that puff puft stone person, the person go develop stone head.

Yes now, a celebration of a year well spent and things well done. People must eat abi
Where is my Alize and rum sef.

naijababe:
NAN that one remain for this matter abi?

Ummmmmm, happy thanksgiving.

dyydxx:
The wake keep for the moniker Coogar
Service of songs just finished a while ago

What is happening ?

lol, Lmao I will catch up.

naijababe:
Ha!!! Armygeh!!! See your life outside ehn! Tennis illiterate

Look at how Burntpalace and naijababe are talking in codes
What is Nadal now.

I see naijababe don reach there. Make we carry plantain Amala and obe igbin reach there for all to cool down. That Amala and igbin dey hungry me.
ummmm

No, don't send her back to the village. Rent a place that is closer to you so that you guys get to see her whenever. If she raised you guys in the city, why village at this stage? Discuss with wifey about getting a place for her in the city.