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onlinetomola:
I go come back reply you tomorrow... I just jerk prick finish and sleep dey catch me now.

Huy dat 2moro na sunday so u attend deliverance progtam abeg

Nbote:
Go slip...

u can do better bro

tobidipity:
This one yaff turn us to comedians. Sha don't laugh enter aro

i know say una go show up

Ever since have joined nairaland i still respect you guys for ur comments because u will always make me laugh my ass out


I do laugh to the extent that people in the house will be complaining and sometimes when the trolls passby i pity their prey....
so what has been ur highest likes u remember u had for ur savage comment.


abeg take it easy on my oooo..

it's 2:05pm still nothing..... MAD O!

OP i go advice u make u dey use ur drugs oooo

guy enter confirm fasting and prayer

See as write up just dey go... haa.. i don tire. Watin me i sabi?(nothing) just be urself, love go locate you.

solmus:




when they organize real peangentry and National and Internation beauty competition the would never pick any of this beautiful , lively girls, they would go and select some skinny weird looking malnourished model just to portray Africans like skinny whites


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aswr...u go come dey look say watin fine for this one body

meum:
Hahahaha. She has the answer so go back and ask her why she did that.

you go sabi answer questions oooo

lilmax:
It means she's really in love with you

My girlfriend sometimes call me Paul(that's not my name)
I trust her
So trust me she loves you

Guy to find out who paul really is.. make you no dey deceive yourself

hi guys


when a girl calls a guy by another guy's name what does it mean cos girls can be complicated.



whats your opinion on it?

kecee99:
Titanic

love that movie

FUNKE OOOO!

is that all

OP just tell us say u be bisexual make we find solution to your condition or better still pray for you

the only way nigeria girls know you love them is by spending on them

OP safe journey..... i hope dey join u on fb

Mokason28:
KARASHIKA

i dont think u are from dis planet

Hi Nl

I this i usually common among girl but looking at it from both side (male and female)
There must have been a film you saw(watched) that made want to fall in love.


whats d title of the film ?

OP mafo......just explain things as e happen but na dat age 16(under age) na be problem

Hi NL
this is my first time posting in this section so abeg if my grammar hit u abeg no vex

Am a guy,just finished my degree and waiting for the NYSC mobilisation batch A, 2020 and it has been a while have cooked(when i was still in school) so i was at home all alone and hungry then i decided to fry some eggs so i can eat.That was how it started,after frying the eggs, tomatoes, pepper and about to eat, gbagam! i remembered i didn't add maggi and salt... na there wahala start but as a partial marlian i transferred it back to the frying pan nd re-fried it with maggi and salt.

The egg still sweet sha but some of it just won be like potato chips

mule!.... guy u go sabi lie oooo

Hi NL
Have been thinking of this shit


what will be your reaction when you discover your newly wedded wife who has been preaching no sex before marriage has be deflower at the night of ur marriage

plz lets be honest cos it is to be me which i pray it will never be, i will first check how wide the pussy is and if its not wide,she will also provide a good reason for d prison break if not i no do again

Hi NL,this i my first post though so plz take it easy on my and also if my English shake you abeg no vex



there was this girl in my area who always like talking to me then so after a month or two that we have been friends she then asked me out one night on facebook ,i remember then i was surprised and the same time thinking of some crazy things but the worst part of it was that i dodged her for a week before she caught me sha

iLegendd:
You lack wisdom and will probably continue to lack it.

After creating this short post, do you know how much was realized? I won't tell you to avoid making you feel depressed.

People messaged and people bought. At the end of the day, I used the money to help people. I sent free recharge card to families and friends.

They called and thanked me for it. They didn't even know how the money was made. That is wisdom. The ability to generate income whenever you want.

Yesterday was a day to share love, not sex, and I shared the love by sending card gift. How many people thanked you yesterday for the gift you sent them?

When you come to my thread next time, it's either you don't comment or make a meaningful comment. I'm not even supposed to reply you, but I just want to show you the difference between the two of us and why you should be careful on what you say on my threads.

have u land?

i will let dis ones pass

just remember to book a hospital for d girl sha

go ask ur pastor

moral lesson.....drink responsibly

MZrapper3:
I don't do smallies

for ur mind.... u think say guys too dey find grand ma