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Politics / Re: Bloomberg: The US Targeted His Assets. Nigeria Made Him Budget Minister by Artiiclebeast: 12:53am On Oct 23, 2023
Hahahha

He is budgeting and planning for the Animal farm's economy.

Just look at these faces and tell me what these clowns know about economic planning.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Survived 3 Assassination Attempts - Kogi Government by Artiiclebeast: 8:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
I read somewhere that he was caught in between friendly fire orchestrated by his overzealous security team.

Animals.

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Sell His House Yet He Wants Tenants To Pay Rent. by Artiiclebeast: 5:42pm On Oct 22, 2023
Lol
Family / Re: A Funny Encounter With The Customs At The MMIA Departure Last Week by Artiiclebeast: 5:34pm On Oct 22, 2023
They can't fit to understand...
Nairaland / General / Re: Rivers Man set to break Guinness World Records, after walking 606km on foot. by Artiiclebeast: 10:53pm On Oct 21, 2023
Nice feat.

He should look at honing his skills at long-distance races/walks at Olympic and world championships.

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Crime / Re: INSIDE LIFE: ROBBER Who Disguised As Electricity Distribution Engineer Arrested by Artiiclebeast: 9:44pm On Oct 21, 2023
This is one lucky dude who should find a way to get a sponsor for a Thanksgiving on his behalf no matter where he ends up under the law.

In some neighborhoods, his charred remains would still be getting tramped on due to the anger and hatred people have for Electricity distribution staff and armed robbers.

He chose the wrong profession to disguise with in his robbery enterprise.

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Politics / Re: Cbn Disbursement by Artiiclebeast: 5:29pm On Oct 21, 2023
They still ensured that 10k got missing along the way of the transfer.

Roguish corrupt system.
Culture / Re: Masquerade Seen "Toasting" A Girl And Collecting Her Number (pic/video) by Artiiclebeast: 4:01pm On Oct 21, 2023
Two masquerades.

Comrades always recognize each other not minding any disguises.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Minister For Budget And Economic Planning Addresses Senators On Econom by Artiiclebeast: 11:47pm On Oct 20, 2023
Lol
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Mass Armed Robbery In Otukpo, Benue State by Artiiclebeast: 8:33pm On Oct 20, 2023
Police men change uniform enter area to do small business.
Religion / Re: Gospel Singer Arrives Stage In A Coffin by Artiiclebeast: 8:28pm On Oct 20, 2023
What an epic miss...

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Sports / Re: Caf Inspects Adokiye Amaisimaka Stadium In Port Harcourt. Pictures by Artiiclebeast: 2:38pm On Oct 20, 2023
Poor camera quality...
Business / Re: Banker Friday Ayegba Arrested For Stealing N14.8m From Customer's Account by Artiiclebeast: 2:36pm On Oct 20, 2023
Oleeee was all set to jakpa.

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Business / Re: $4.8bn Missing Crude: Kyari Should Resign, Allow Investigation - Group by Artiiclebeast: 10:55pm On Oct 19, 2023
Lol

BATist has set in motion the groundwork to ease the rogue out citing public outcry and not to incur the inevitable wrath and wailings of the North.

The ensuing drama will unfold very quickly.

Let's see how it goes from here.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of 24-Year-Old Kashim’s Nomination As FERMA Chairman by Artiiclebeast: 8:50pm On Oct 19, 2023
Government of reversal and back lifting plus backsliding...

The Dollar has back lifted, backslided, and somersaulted across several oceans and seas...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Spotted In China With Nuclear Briefcase Nearby In Rare Footage by Artiiclebeast: 8:38pm On Oct 19, 2023
The human race is all set to get MAD from all angles....

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Politics / Re: Capital Oil And Sen Ubah Make Statement On AMCON Dispute by Artiiclebeast: 8:24pm On Oct 19, 2023
When an explanation is refusing to be properly explained...

The headquarters of Animal Farm PLC (Nigeria)...

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Politics / Re: Kano Special Constabularies Are Not Police Officers - Police Service Commission by Artiiclebeast: 2:11pm On Oct 19, 2023
Lol
Business / Re: After $1bn Drop, Nigeria May Suffer Further Decline In FX Inflows – PWC by Artiiclebeast: 1:50pm On Oct 19, 2023
If you are still hoping on a positive turn around for the the current Nigeria, you had better woken up and give yourself a knock on the head to activate that waking up.

*Do you know that just anyone with good access can order the printing of the naira as much as they want and use the same to mop up as many dollars as they can for safekeeping and security? You won't believe the racket going on in Nigeria Minting and Printing Press.
*Do you know that all the politicians (including your President and the CBN Governor) and big business people all prefer to denominate their wealth in Dollars and other high-value currencies? Why would anyone believe that these same people will work to favor a weak Dollar that'd make them see their net worth eroded by more than half?

We do not have a foreign reserve anymore. They've looted and shared that amongst themselves.

The contraption is gone. The current administration is trying to secure as much as they can in the shortest possible time to secure their zone both financially and military-wise.

There is a huge palpable fear and tension in the land. If you are conscious enough, you can feel it. It speaks volumes.

Have you heard the likes of Oshiomole yaping off recently?

The North is waiting for Tinubu to make a change at NNPC to see if he'll appoint one of his own before they start the wailings as if they were deaf, dumb, and blind when Buhari held sway.

Danger and anarchy looms.

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Travel / Re: Abuja To Owerri December Price (picture) by Artiiclebeast: 1:34pm On Oct 19, 2023
Wonderful.

Your best bet will be to carpool with someone from your region or find an Uber or Bolt guy from that axis who would love to use the opportunity to go see his family. It'll be a win-win for you two while he earns 100k+ from you.
Politics / Re: AMCON Drops Criminal Charges Against Ifeanyi Uba After His Defection. by Artiiclebeast: 12:51pm On Oct 19, 2023
valentineuwakwe:
How then will this country grow? Our leaders all knew it's just a matter of time we will dissolve like former Yugoslavia so they are just milking the resources of the country....
I just pray we don't have a bloody revolution!

Wow...I'm glad someone could figure this out...lol

Only a naive ignorant citizen wouldn't have seen this as where we are headed.

If you can imagine this then your brain can process what I'll drop further to make you truly understand that all hope is lost at keeping the scam as one.

*Do you know that just anyone with good access can order the printing of the naira as much as they want and use the same to mop up as many dollars as they can for safekeeping and security?
*Do you know that all the politicians and big business people all prefer to denominate their wealth in Dollars and other high-value currencies? Why would anyone believe that these same people will work to favor a weak Dollar that'd make them see their net worth eroded by more than half?

We do not have a foreign reserve anymore. They've looted and shared that amongst themselves.

The contraption is gone. The current administration is trying to secure as much as they can in the shortest possible time to secure their zone both financially and military-wise.

There is a huge palpable fear and tension in the land. If you are conscious enough, you could feel it. It speaks volumes.

Have you heard the likes of Oshiomole yaping of recently?

The North is waiting for Tinubu to make a change at NNPC to see if he'll appoint one of his own before they start the wailings as if they were deaf, dumb, and blind when Buhari held sway.

Danger and anarchy looms.

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Family / Re: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by Artiiclebeast: 10:37am On Oct 19, 2023
Remember, dreams do come true.

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Politics / Re: Refuse To Be Deceived By Unauthenticated Media Falsehood Relating To CSU by Artiiclebeast: 7:53am On Oct 19, 2023
And this is pretending and wishing he was truly a lawyer...lol
Politics / Re: AMCON Drops Criminal Charges Against Ifeanyi Uba After His Defection. by Artiiclebeast: 12:55am On Oct 19, 2023
Hahahha

Animal farm.

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Sports / Re: Fans Call For Uzoho Drop From Super Eagles After Poor Display by Artiiclebeast: 2:54pm On Oct 18, 2023
This Tinubu age mate is described as 24 years old.

Continue to try cheating nature. It always has a way of disgracing and calling you guys out with shame and reproach.

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Romance / Re: Life Is Meaningless. We Are Just Wasting Our Time Here. by Artiiclebeast: 1:33pm On Oct 18, 2023
Wujio:



We are unique. Creative and takented and capable of much. The universe exists because of us on it thats why there isnt life elsewhere. Enough of these despondents talk. When youre depressed get something to uploft your spirit leave soeeches alone. Life isnt an illusion



We were designed specifically in the image of a creative and Genius creator otherwise relative theory in quantum physics, chemistry and biology wouldnt exist. Thats why when you look into the human cells, molecules, atoms, deep space, beneath the ocean we see a synchorny of brilloance. Its the signature of God appending that He created and owns all.


Only a fool says God doesnt exist

Oh, come oh.

Do you truly believe we humans are the only ones in this universe with unique, creative, and talented abilities? Please, kindly have a rethink.

Other terrestrial beings hovering about keep peeking at us and seeing us the way we see the chickens, goats, and rams around us.

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Romance / Re: Life Is Meaningless. We Are Just Wasting Our Time Here. by Artiiclebeast: 1:28pm On Oct 18, 2023
sharpwriter:

Spend and enjoy your time jejely o... If you commit suicide, you'll be sent back to another body, born as a baby and grow to continue the lesson you didn't complete when you decided to call it quits grin cheesy

So it's good to complete your class and not drop out, lest you repeat cheesy cheesy cheesy

This kind of makes sense in a funny way....lol

No shortcut to our suffering for sure.

We must go through and complete it.

The question is:

What crime did we commit that are so unforgivable to deserve these hellish lessons?

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Romance / Re: Life Is Meaningless. We Are Just Wasting Our Time Here. by Artiiclebeast: 9:25am On Oct 18, 2023
NewManFred:
Life is a sick joke and we are all unwilling participants.

We all like to think we are special. As if our lives have some meaning. But in the end, we are all the play toys of death, being preserved and grown, until the day it decides to take us.

I've watched so many people die and seen so many dead bodies on documentaries and social media that I've become so disillusioned from life. All those people just like you, thought they had a purpose. Thought they were special; that someone out there was looking out for them. They had goals, dreams and aspirations.

But they were nothing but mere biological puppets. No different from the chickens we see on our streets everyday; created with the purpose to eat, breed and die. And everything they do in between only serves to propagate this sick joke.

Take a paper and a pen and write down all the things you want to achieve in life. Most of you will die before you achieve all of them. The few who are 'lucky' to achieve all will immediately feel a sinking emptiness after they do. Then will they realize that the joy and happiness they felt they'd get is only fleeting and quickly replaced by the need to do more. And they will keep chasing that 'more' until they die.

Sit back and look at the world. Pick a history book and read. Watch some war documentaries. Human life is fleeting and painful. It's all a big joke and whosoever created this world is not just psychopathic, but also sadistic.

The only constant in life is suffering. Nobody ever attains true happiness. What we experience is an illusion of happiness that gets washed away few seconds later by the rushing streams of reality.

What do you think makes you happy? Money? Well how much? The more money you make the more money you'll want to make and the harder you'll work to make sure the money remains. You'll still be sucked in an endless circle of money chasing.

Is it loved ones that make you happy? Well one day those loved ones will die and you will forever be left with the pain of that loss: a pain that will haunt you every minute of everyday. If they don't die before you die, then the constant fear of losing them is enough to suck away any joy or peace of mind that you think you deserve.

Is it sex that makes you happy, well you are no different from a dog that feels _horny and mates with another dog. The only difference is that you think you have free will, whereas you are being controlled by the same instinct to procreate, disguised under than a short-lived pleasure of sex. A pleasure that will bring more pain, heart-ache, disease and unfulfillment than whatever illusion of pleasure you have created..

Me Me Me. We are so obsessed with ourselves and our stupid needs and desires that we fail to see what's before our eyes. We are all in some sick twisted game designed by a sick twisted being, and none of us will get out alive.
And every day we bring more and more people into this game and we celebrate it like it's a good thing; like we are doing them a favor.

The luckiest people on Earth are the babies that die during delivery. At least they didn't get to participate in this sick, twisted joke called life.

I agree with you.

I ask myself this question every time. "What am I doing here on earth, running around, laboring, and struggling to keep keeping on only to die and leave it all behind".

Life is just like a poultry farm while we are the poultry.

At the end of all the feeding, tending, and maintenance, we'll be dead meat.

Life is a punishment for whatever reason.

Otherwise, how do you explain the constant running around, hustle and bustle, working and trading, happiness and sadness, strife and suffering, hunger and deprivation, the wars and mass killings, and then to crown it all up most humans are unable to break even until they die no matter how hard they work or hustle.

Why weren't we just left and allowed to remain wherever we were before we came here. What is the essence if not to punish us?

After all the so-called successes and failures, we'd still die and get buried without any one of the above.

Life is tiring joor

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Travel / Re: UK Is Now Visa-free For Ghanian Starting Nov. 1 Of 2023 by Artiiclebeast: 11:23pm On Oct 17, 2023
Mosquito of Africa has been ignored yet again.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Launches Conditional Cash Transfer For 15 Million Households by Artiiclebeast: 4:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
Lol

Renewed bambiala...

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