Lol

At the rate things are going, I won't be surprised if Tinubu has bribed the Supreme Court with Supreme Ice Cream to unseat him to save face because confusion has confused Bola to understand that Nigeria is truly not Lagos and Bubu is indeed smarter than him....what an irony.

Whatever the decision is, we are all in for a long ride.

Who would have believed that a purportedly certificateless Bubu whom Emilokan had bragged about making the President was such a brilliant genius after all?

God and life always have a way of humbling the proud and arrogant.

See everything crumbling around him with nowhere to turn to and now I'm sure he'd be hoping the Supreme Ice Cream Court unseats him for some face-saving. Now, just imagine for a moment that the SC sacks him and enthrones anyone of the other two or makes Akpabio the moronic thief the interim President. What would happen to the present litany of appointments this Alibaba has been dishing out and aren't we going to be starting all over again? Won't the present appointees be doing as much harm as they can in whatever MDA they are before they grudgingly leave the seats? Talk about gargantuan sabotage from every angles.

We are in deep sheeeeet.

Recipe for disaster however you look at it...

The Okoso or Cardoso he appointed as CBN governor doesn't even look like one who can lace the roguish Emewere's shoes.

No one can even give a concrete figure of how much Naira is in circulation and how much Dollar has been looted from our foreign reserves and hoarded by all them thieves in every political and private space.

Nigeria is a country where anyone with the right connection could walk into or order the minting and printing press to roll out Naira notes which they now use to mop up every single Dollar they can sniff at any rate.

One can imagine the racket going on at the CBN and Minting and printing plus Treasury house.

Very soon, and this is no joke, Nigerians will be moving around with Naira notes in wheelbarrows even to go buy a loaf of bread.

This is how crumbled Nigeria has gotten.

What a shame and disgrace.

This is the definition of a dysfunctional government/society.

The usual Telemundo series has come to an end.

It's time to settle down and enjoy his loot in "pieces".

Who would have believed that a purportedly certificateless Bubu whom Emilokan had bragged about making the President was such a brilliant genius after all?

God and life always have a way of humbling the proud and arrogant.

See everything crumbling around him with nowhere to turn to and now I'm sure he'd be hoping the Supreme Ice Cream Court unseats him for some face-saving. Now, just imagine for a moment that the SC sacks him and enthrones anyone of the other two or makes Akpabio the moronic thief the interim President. What would happen to the present litany of appointments this Alibaba has been dishing out and aren't we going to be starting all over again? Won't the present appointees be doing as much harm as they can in whatever MDA they are before they grudgingly leave the seats? Talk about gargantuan sabotage from every angles.

We are in deep sheeeeet.

Recipe for disaster however you look at it...

The Okoso or Cardoso he appointed as CBN governor doesn't even look like one who can lace the roguish Emewere's shoes.

No one can even give a concrete figure of how much Naira is in circulation and how much Dollar has been looted from our foreign reserves and hoarded by all them thieves in every political and private space.

Nigeria is a country where anyone with the right connection could walk into or order the minting and printing press to roll out Naira notes which they now use to mop up every single Dollar they can sniff at any rate.

One can imagine the racket going on at the CBN and Minting and printing plus Treasury house.

Very soon, and this is no joke, Nigerians will be moving around with Naira notes in wheelbarrows even to go buy a loaf of bread.

This is how crumbled Nigeria has gotten.

What a shame and disgrace.

This is the definition of a dysfunctional government/society.

Wtf.

Maine is such a quiet, serene, and lovely state that you wouldn't expect to get such news from.

A reminder that this could happen anywhere and anytime. The one reason why I stay away as much as I can from shopping malls and other public/open spaces.

The usual Telemundo series has come to an end.

Blood pressure and heart failure are on the rise too.

Who would have believed that a purportedly certificateless Bubu whom Emilokan had bragged about making the President was such a brilliant genius after all?

God and life always have a way of humbling the proud and arrogant.

See everything crumbling around him with nowhere to turn to and now I'm sure he'd be hoping the Supreme Ice Cream Court unseats him for some face-saving. Now, just imagine for a moment that the SC sacks him and enthrones anyone of the other two or makes Akpabio the moronic thief the interim President. What would happen to the present litany of appointments this Alibaba has been dishing out and aren't we going to be starting all over again? Won't the present appointees be doing as much harm as they can in whatever MDA they are before they grudgingly leave the seats? Talk about gargantuan sabotage from every angles.

We are in deep sheeeeet.

Recipe for disaster however you look at it...

The Okoso or Cardoso he appointed as CBN governor doesn't even look like one who can lace the roguish Emewere's shoes.

No one can even give a concrete figure of how much Naira is in circulation and how much Dollar has been looted from our foreign reserves and hoarded by all them thieves in every political and private space.

Nigeria is a country where anyone with the right connection could walk into or order the minting and printing press to roll out Naira notes which they now use to mop up every single Dollar they can sniff at any rate.

One can imagine the racket going on at the CBN and Minting and printing plus Treasury house.

Very soon, and this is no joke, Nigerians will be moving around with Naira notes in wheelbarrows even to go buy a loaf of bread.

This is how crumbled Nigeria has gotten.

What a shame and disgrace.

This is the definition of a dysfunctional government/society.

BullPoo as usual...

Where are the emergency woman right "auntivist clout chasers and justice for mohbad proponents?
Hunger don reset their brain back to default settings...

Creamcrest:
Rip to her vjay because it must have been shattered by burutanshi enhanced rods.

Miscreant.

Even our penitentiary system is a crime scene just like the system of government outside of it.

Just take a look at how emaciated and unkempt these unlucky individuals like many others look physically.

For example, someone in a penitentiary in the U.S. or any other Western country will come out looking all bulky and massed up because they get well-fed and have access/energy for exercising and body-building.

How person wey never see akamu drink sef wan take reason exercise or bodybuilding?

Alex, when is BAT going to win your Democrazy award?

And then to make matters even more interesting, the Saturday you gave as the day the award ceremony was held wasn't the 18th day of October, 2023.

Funny enough, the awardees themselves are very well convinced that they do not merit the award along the lines of anything "Democracy" by any stretch.

Jokers.

Crafteck1:


Imbexile like you, chips that come in packs for example, do you know the amount of organic and inorganic impurities in it, learn to rest, for me, once i saw nylon covering his feet, i was satisfied, you probably need him to wear hazmat suit like its a nuclear diasater

Poverty and hunger don make you dey mistake and eat poo as means....

Crafteck1:



Nothing fit satisfy una

Hunger will make even poo satisfy you hungry dolts, little wonder you pocket your brains to vote your nemesis for a cube of Maggi.

Oboto700:
na wetin u dey do..no mean say na so everybody dirty... you wey Dey suck kpekus steady.. you have eaten poo and even drank piss

See them, poor hungry unhygienic things.

Fried Meat don make them lose whatever was left of their supposed brains.

Sorry.

The one sitting in there dishing out the meats would have dug his dirty fingers into his nose and also fingered his arsehole while washing and not properly rinse them before digging them into the meats to dish out.

Wonderful...

A cheap ass simple hand gloves would have suffice...common.

We've all eaten poopoo at some point in our eating history without having a clue...

InvertedHammer:

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Last year when US Fed signalled intent to start raising rates, I posted here that anyone with interest abroad with large account balance in Nigeria is a slowpoke. Children of hate pounced on the statement and cursed their ancestors.

N10m @ N450/$ was $22,200.
N10m @ N1230/$ is $8,130.
Those with business in Nigeria who intended to repatriate funds abroad have had their wealth wiped out before their eyes.

But if the fund was kept in $, today it will be $22,200 x N1230 = N27.3 million without lifting a finger.

Go figure!

All the pro Tinubu suckers no get mouth to talk again. Campaign and false promises are over. Time to live the reality. Do you think McOluomo is feeling the pinch? No! He and his family will be ok. It reminds one of the popular saying, " person wey dey use him head break coconut no dey follow chop am"
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My style...I always greet and pat my greenback every morning...Salaam Alaikum with a huge smile.

Buckle up for the bumper ride ahead, folks.

richmond500:

There will be heavy inflation at first, even world bank and IMF warned us about the inflation that we will experience before the economy bounce back.
Don't let hatred becloud ur judgement.

Our economy is foreign dependent and it affects every sector of life.

Just like the inflation the same World Bank and IMF warned our parents and Babangida about in 1985 from whence the Nigerian economy has refused to bounce back till date abi?

Continue your World Bank and IMF patronage.

Majesty7:


You just exhibited a very high level of ignorance. You quoted someone who is clearly way above you and you sound so stupid doing it. All these hawkers with android phones...

Hahaha

Why won't he be above me in your eyes when you are both sidekicks on the same dunce level.

Ignorance is indeed bliss and could be contagious as in this case.

If just BAT and Akpabio will get human and patriotic for once in their thieving lives to empty the amount of Dollars they have stashed up into the economy, only then will you begin to understand from what standpoint some of us are talking from and how we see the nonsense in the policies they keep churning out.

Do you think your politicians and top businessmen keep their loot in Naira? I pity your ignorance. People who even go as far to print the worthless Naira to mop up the little dollars for safekeeping to leave mumus like you with some worthless naira the CBN can't even count or ascertain what value is in circulation.

Una never know where una dey.

Very soon na wheelbarrow una go use dey carry money to go buy bread.

Dummies.

fineboynl:
don’t mind the guy even dangote will sell fuel international price. Our local market price is tied to the dollar. Even things we don’t import price of dollars control them. Take for instance garri and local rice, yam etc.

How many Nigerians can afford brand new innoson? Even the few that can afford it will buy toyota.

Don't mind the dullard.

If I had a huge cassava farm, he thinks I'll waste my time and resources processing garri to earn #1 from him when I can process and export starch to earn me FX from it.

Abi no be exportation dem wan encourage?

Confused people.

richmond500:
you too will not have a choice when toothpick is N10,000, you either use the made in Nigeria toothpick or you use your finger nails to pick the meat

And buy a Nigerian-made phone to keep making these sorts of senseless comments.

Even the politicians hoarding and fuelling the Dollar to Naira craze while selling you the dummy you keep regurgitating will be amazed at how you have been able to put a "better" senseless interpretation to their cluelessness.

Na wa

richmond500:
The essence of these policies is to kill importation business and make Nigeria a production country.
Your business is not the only business that is dying, many business that depends on dollar has closed down and more will close too.

Time is coming when Naira will hit 5000 to a dollar. When this happens, foreign products will be difficult to purchase and we will have no choice but to buy made in Nigeria goods cos even a pair of foreign pants will be so expensive that only politicians can afford it while the rest of us will wear plantain leaves.

It's so annoying that the average secondary school student knows the dollar to naira exchange rate, that shows how we depend so much on the dollar and killing our own naira.
Until we patronize our own companies, we can't grow the economy, this painful stage is called the transition stage from foreign to local, the govt is not the problem but the time it takes Nigerians to accept the Nigerian goods will determine how long the pain will last.

In the next five years, we will fully accept our own economy and in the next ten years, we will have an economy that will beat France and Germany cos we have the market already.

Hahahha

Voodoo economist has spoken...lol

The op will start patronising and buying "made in Nigeria phones".

Una too funny abeg.

Unfortunately and as expected to see that in all of this no nowhere was it mentioned to "cut down on government spending, governance size, and looting".

What beautiful gibberish and unimplementable nonsense as usual.

I.G.G is equal to what??

Initial Gra Gra

All these are sponsored by the current government so as to make it seem like the last "Northern" man standing in this administration and heading one of the most critical and influential offices wasn't just tossed and replaced with the current cabals men but that it was carried out after much pressures and protests by members of the legislature and CSOs.

They know that sacking the NNPC big thief will portray the obvious and could lead to in-fighting and implosion from within and explosion from the outside and the North will definitely rebel..

I am keenly watching with interest how all of these will go.

Yuckkkkk at the last photo.

Kolomental.

Ghen ghen

Thanks for the summary and update.

Smart one from Kizz to promote his new single...

valentineuwakwe:
The US and the western media should stop peddling this lies...Bagudu and others did not steal any Nigerian money! Infact it was the late General sani Abacha who assemble his likes and other eminent Nigerians on how to save the country when it was hit by multiple sanctions!
They were to take and deposit our currency to various banks across the world, thus it help stabilize the economy. Despite the sanctions, our oil was stil bought n demanded at the world market.....naira was N84 then, we went to Liberia and Sierra Leone, an army of third world and instal democracy with our lowly rated armed forces then....
Even til today those funds they claim was stolen are stil being return to Nigeria

You are clearly regurgitating what you have read or being told.

Dollar never went beyond #22 during Abacha's regime. As a matter of fact, it was pegged at that.