₦airaland Forum

How come our length was the first to start with two decimal place?

Eeya, yours is a sorry case

Definitely A and C, as long as there's music.

Peachess:
Not a shame to womanhood. Any woman who can't train their sons to have a civil conversation with a lady without using derogatory words deserves every bit of whatever I said up there.
This exactly what I'm saying up there, you couldn't caution him when he used such words on me (I could be someone's mum) cos he's a male but you just jumped here to condemn me.
Serve lady

And you don't think that applies to you too? A dude calls you a bitch, then you call him an arsehole too! Call him all sorts of name but not his mom! I am not supporting anyone.... I actually don't give two shits about him but When you are arguing with someone, stick to them if you have to insult or curse. Never drag their family members into your fight especially their parents! That's lowest of all low, BTW, he could be someone's father too and mothers have little say in how you address someone, if they do, almost all mothers have failed then.

Peachess:
Worse female ever, she did a very bad job.

Did you just insult his mom? This is shameful, a shame on womanhood.

Who asked the bitch's opinion about God?

Tozara:
Good. Tell that to Reno.

Well, I have no idea who he is and from the look of things, he's already gotten more than enough lashing

Tozara:
What's special about virginity?

If there's nothing special about it, no need to make a big fuss about it.

Non virgins are vexing like kilode!

I will die before a guy's shaft enters my mouth.

CorGier:
True that. There is this Yoruba chick I've been obsessed with( I tell her I love her tho, but she's not buying it) since last year. I'm not the type to loose my ego over this love shi so I try not to overly invest in her until she gives me a reason to push on. She says I'm complicated (I'm really, I 'think' I'm seriously "in love" with about three chicks right now - an ex, then 2 gfs), besides she has a SO, serious relationship tins, says she can't cheat - won't even make me a side nigga (yeah, I wanted her that bad). I told her if dats the case, then I wanted nothing to do with her ass, this was last year. Says she likes me as a friend but Im not cut out for that friendzone or orbiter nonsense. I'm like girl how can you not f*cking love me? chicks dig me! Fast forward to last week, saw her again for the first time in months, those obsessive feelings she gives me came rushing back. We back talking now but nothing's changed. Really need to get her off my mind. I think I can get her down throwing around some few gees but my idea of her won't let me conquer her dat way.


its my first time letting out my emotions/thoughts on here. All y'all better give me tips.

God bless that lady! So, there are still decent ladies among us?

They have cook powerful fish for this one oh! He has eaten his senses away, pure maga.

makydebbie:
AryEmber, laugh wan kill me for here ooo.

It's a shame I didn't see her Nigerian English explanation soon, her case is that of a pot calling the kettle black.

cheeeoma:
stf up...your is Nigerian English ,you're is British. take ur correction and hit the road

Nigerian English? Are you serious? Please tell me more and while you're at it, call your English teacher and get all your money back. It's obvious He/She did a shitty job teaching you or you're the one who didn't learn before hitting the road with your ITK.

NairalandCS:
They will tell you God is exhausted.

Exhausted Ke? Their God no be 24/7

Oshi! I left all the spanking in my secondary school, God forbids!

The miracle worker! Please, they plenty here for our area oh. Can we park them come with trailer?

cheeeoma:
op I guess ur English is this bad because ur a twin..ur parents could not train u and ur twin at once. not only hear but ear

See your life now, it's "you're" not "your". And please, leave his parents out next time.

If you can eat a woman's arse and fanny, that should not be a problem to you

Thank God for my genotype, I won't need to ask this jamb question.

In this time that we are? 80000 virgins? How would he know they haven't done "it" before?

Praise the lawd! These are the types of magas I prayed for! My God is working, I must remember to do charity this month!

Shugavee:
MeN MEN MEEEEEEN!!!

Well, I'm spearing you right now. Thank God your daddy, uncle, brother, future husband/current lover are part of these scums.

Finally a feminist that's not on spiritual weed. This is how it should be!

Cowbuoy:
LOL... Pay for upkeeps shit after divorce?? When we no dey America na... Besides, if person wan pay upkeeps shit, shey na this kind wife person go dey give money??

It's the kid I'm talking about, wife ke? Thank God such stupid rule is not here.

Cowbuoy:
Shey bi na 1 of 4??

Abi oh, he's lucky na. Just prepare your gun incase the judge declare shits( like you paying for the upkeepings of the kid)

No be some arsehole/bitch came up with the idea of bachelor/ bachelorette night?