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ILoveDemMANNA:
Shut up if you have nothing reasonable to contribute on this topic. Let intelligent people contribute. Pessimistic soul.

Cow lives matters


BH boys are recruiting

Go and apply

They pay in $

haAphonja boys on the beat



Well,

Awo did the same

MKO did the same

Let north(



go up in flames
The funeral ain't mine

So I don't care



Let BH boys continue killing em


I don't care

Sultan of pisssss




I will piss on ya head

Aterta gunner's project meltdown

As Xhaka hits the self destruct button

Tickets go tear today



Bayern

Dortmund


And now chelsea

Cowhari issa terrorist





Cowhari issa terrorist

After consuming the terrible dog fart called AmALa and EweDU



Expecting an aphonja man to make sense is like finding Amala and Ewedu in a Chinese restaurant



A ritualist hiding behind the cloak of religion

Leads v Aston Villa = 1

Southampton v Sheffield =1

Arsenal v Burnley = 1

Barcelona v Leganes =1 under 4

Everton v Chelsea = Chelsea win either halves

Crystal Palace v Tottenham = 2

Newcastle v West Brom = over 1
Real Madrid v ATM = 2

Sassuolo v Benevento = 1

Genoa v Juventus = 2

Lazio v Verona = lazio win either halves

Cittadella v Spal = over 1

Wolfsburg v Eintracht Frankfurt = 1& over 2

Union v Bayern = 2

Add more


Play wisely

piggyvestTroll:
Bodo glimt too bahd/sure

Sure
But

Bet9ja too dey hide their games

Aphonja boy


Scour him thoroughly

He might be hiding skull somewhere

Thickly built beauty women

A gift from God to hunks

Sonnobax15:
. Good for we the bet9ja warlords......how I go play the match OVER 2.5,with their tiny odd(1.19) and Dem never even score one goal self for the first 20minutes.......

abeg e good as the suspend am

Hahahahaaha


Mine na juventus v barca


No team to score 3 in a row

Juve don score 2

Coupon about to tear

baike:
what do you mean. because that game is about to spoil my ticket

Nothing will happen to your ticket

Are blacks really inferior to whites?



Maybe yes,

abduljabbar4:
Bitterness has eaten too much out of you. You guys thought Zulum was against PMB that's why you guys started celebrating him.

The bitter truth is that Boko Haram of 2015-2020 cannot be compared with the Boko Haram of 202-2015 under Jonathan's clueless leadership. Bombings used to occur almost every week and across all the states in northern Nigeria. In fact, there was a time when almost 50 blasts happened in just one day and in one state (kano).

The kidnappings and banditry is where Buhari has failed but I would pick it over what used to happen in the past. Indeed, we do not miss GEJ. Get over it

Cowhari issa terrorist

Cowhari is the sponsor of boko haramm

That women's vagina don't smell to high heaven





That a menstruating lady don't smell


That if I land a heavy punch on her breast
Sey her breast go burst



Sey girls get more pubic hair than boys

cynthia500:
Mods please make this a new rule,
we hate it when someone who should have been banned since will still be teaching our children on how to use the F words,

Please share this everywhere so this can go round,
that moniker called slawormiir needs to be banned,
how can you keep using the F WORD on a public forum?
The F word is niggar,
for those that are also copying him and be shouting damn niggar
up and down should please take note and desist from this,
damn niggar is an insult to the black mans race but we just dont
know of it.
Thats what the whites uses to insult blacks there in the U.S
WHY ARE WE THIS IGNORANT AND REFUSED TO KNOW THE
TRUTH!
He keeps advertising to us he smokes and drinks and do a lot of
bombings in his laptop,
please is this the life we should be celebrating in this country,
we need good morals of youths that can show signs of leadership
and strenghts and not all this nonsense damn niggar we keep
seeing up and down our front pages,
please mods ban this slawormiir of a guy too,
he is adding nuisance to our beloved forum nairaland and also
teaching some peacefull youths on how to smoke and live the
nonsense niggar life,
i pray we all have sense to reject this damn niggar guy and
embrace the truth.
Damn niggar can never help us,
i repeat this damn niggar can never help us,
i drop my case,
(mods please take note,
for we can only celebrate heroes that adds meaninful things to our
lives and our environment and not this useless damn nigga we all
see on our front pages)
inshort make this a rule if any account is found wanting of ever
mentioning that F word called damn nigga again should be given
the heavy harmmer of ban straight away,
i dont want a situation whereby little children can now use this
damn niggar as their daily mantra,
we need to stop all this right now.
thanks.

Complete nonsense


Smelly pant

PCG001:
աօʀҡ; ċօʍքʊtɛʀ ɛռɢɨռɛɛʀ
քօsɨtɨօռs;
քɨċҡɛʀ
ċaʀɖ ʀɛɖɛɛʍɛʀ
ʟaօɖɛʀ
sքaʍʍɛʀ
աɨʀɛ tʀaռsʄɛʀ
ɮɨtċօɨռ ɨռʋɛstօʀ
&ɦaċҡɛʀ

Oyibo women dey find love
While boys are looking for what to chop

Your husband issa thief and looter


Besides, looting is a no no for me

LagosInter:
.[/b]




You are right bro.

When I was young I used to think manual cars were better till I started driving my friend's automatic car.

Guys banging only oshos are missing a lot.

The intensity of orgasm and treatment you get from a girl who is into you can never be gotten from olosho even if you pay her 1m.

I would rather fuuckk a girl whose beauty is 4/10 that's into me than fuucckk a 9/10 olosho.

You won't know the difference till you experience it.

I used to have a girl that once she noticed I was hard, she would laugh and would ask, "Can you wait till I come back" ?




Most times If I said no, she would oblige immediately.

Her desire was my happiness. She did everything in this world to please me and have me all to herself.

I returned the favour as well and appreciated her efforts.

She never complained because she wanted the sex as much as I did. And initiated it most times. Unlike oloshos.

With her I knew I was a stud. I could do her for over an hour.

Most oloshos want you to cum even at the sight of the vagiina, but a girl into you wants the sex and wants you to last.



Or is it the moaning, that heat of the moment?

I heard one say he was sucking oloshos breast, lol.

What's there to suck, all her nerves are dead. Most of her moans are fake just to get you excited so you cum quick.

That's why she isn't happy if you stop a bit, maybe to control ejaculaation.

MOST ashawos are damaged. It's psychological, check stats. They are likened to war veterans.

They feel "looted" that's why many are drug addicts and junkies.

Trust me, I know what I am saying, I have been there.


ASIDE: I had a bj yesterday from a girl into me, she is a virgin. I don't want to deflower her sef. After smooching i told her i needed to releaase, she said, let's go, went on her kneees and did it, i saw the passion to please me, it increased my excitement and i came.

No olosho can give such bj, at least not with passion.

There is always a woman that likes you, go for her and appreciate her. That way things will be easier. Ubunja would call that "chosen"

What is Bj?

Oduduwas footsteps must be followed




It will, for sure end unpleasantly

juininho:
To what end bro? Without a lot of money you can still bed your fair share of women. Nobody can Bleep all the women in the world that's just the truth

Talk about class


Pus**sy get class




Fat pocket= quality girls

Empty pocket= average girls

Yenefer:
So very undiplomatic, insensitive & stupendous. A whole COS, hopelessly instilling fears in the minds of Nigerians. Must he give reasons to further aligned with the alleged connivance rants? Lots keep wondering why PMB is still convinced to retained these failed Service Chiefs. stupid man.

The confidence in this man's ineptitude is worrisome.

His inability to admit the stunning totality of his failure tells you everything you need to know about a failed Government.

I want to get enlisted in the


Boko Haram



Where do I start from




Shákau is the greatest G


Long live boko hhàram

If I dey there na her bum bum I for dey smack





I love it when a lady is striped naked in public



The sight of her hairy snatch

Romanoff:
How old is your first child?

Pregnancy takes its toll on women and it changes their bodies in different ways.

You can learn to love her body as it is or encourage her to enroll in a gym. If she's a working woman, that maybe difficult unless you take off some responsibilities from her, e.g, help her with her morning chores so she can go to the gym or the evening cooking so she can go to two gym.

You both can enroll together and attend evening classes then eat fruits for dinner or salads.

Genuine reasons why a man should have more than 4 side chicks

See as 3 odds is wasting




As a Chelsea fanatic


I'm really ashamed of my self for not including this match in my coupon

He's hiding in Aso Rock


He is the chief terrorist



Can someone remind me his name?

Terrorists fighting terrorists
Hahahahahahah



Buhari

a profound failure

ogbiwa:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55137822

Closer Look

No big boobs
No plump rear


Big boobs no dey allow girls to run
It's always a burden


For women to perfectly excel in sports
They've got to sacrifice all the feminine features
To a more masculine look,
Which is perfectly suited to endure the rigors of sports

ILoveDemMANNA:
Cc,
All politicians that brought this evil and still sponsoring them up till now, no matter the party you are all jumping to.... all of you will die very painful, painful and painful deaths.
Not one of you bastards will be spared.
Animals everywhere.
This killing is damn too painful. All lives matter.

Chief terrorist is hiding in Asso Rock