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This babe has got plenty admirers. Make unna live Idowu for my oga at the top oh

This guy rocks

hardbody: Since we can also learn via this forum and for the benefit of our much younger and less literate 'forumites', there is no such word as 'cheater'. A better way of putting it is, I am not a cheat or i do not cheat. Even in the third person you dont use cheater, rather you say, 'He is a cheat' ....i hope this helps.

On topic, there have been several close shaves, but havent been caught red-handed. I plan to change.

You got it wrong. There is "cheater" and its synonymous to "cheat". Both can be used as Noun.

I have interest but please why do you want to sell the car? is there anything to work on the car? if yes, what are they and whats the last price?

Will contact you tomorrow #gbam

you just finished the guy!!!!!

Dygeasy: Guy you fv'ck up o.. Na South Africa the thing happen now. Abi tell me which of these happened



You didn't read the title or the post itself?

You don't know on what continent South Africa is?

You probably didn't offer geography while in secondary school?

Maybe you think all white are europeans and Americans

One of the above must have happened. I don't blame you bro. Just be true to yourself and adjust in case of next time.

Cheers!!

Judge to Akpors: Do you want to live with your
mother?
Akpors: No
Judge: Why?
Akpors: she beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with your Dad? Akpors: No
Judge: Why not?
Akpors: He beats me too
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Akpors: SUPER EAGLES
Judge: Why .
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Akpors: They never beat anyone!

Judge to Akpors: Do you want to live with your
mother?
Akpors: No
Judge: Why?
Akpors: she beats me
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with your Dad? Akpors: No
Judge: Why not?
Akpors: He beats me too
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Akpors: SUPER EAGLES
Judge: Why .
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Akpors: They never beat anyone!

I dont believe the research, it was just a coincidence.Period!!!

Nigeria and disappointment! well sha this didnt come as a surprise. Super chicken step up your game in 2013

RIP.....but too much of comfort dey quick kill Dan poverty....not mocking dem but warning people "if u must drink dnt drive and if u must drive dnt drink"

engineerd: "They taught u"?? You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Monkey see monkey do? Where is your sense of pride and integrity? To admit Oyinbos "taught" you how to steal!!! ODE oshi!!!
A fo*ol at 33 is a fo*ol forever! agbaya!

I don't know your age that's why I won't rant abuses on you more so 2wrongs can neva make a right cos the way I read u, u are not mature for forum like dis.

Why is it that nobody has mentioned "Tonto dikeh" despite Nairalanders' love for her?

To hell with BBC..am always annoyed with all these oyinbo anti-black ideas as if they are not the one that taught us scamming & d likes

strangest: what makes you think that it is not the original poster at the 9ja comedian wall that re-posted it here on nairaland... or 9ja comedian stole it from here?

Stale

ZUBBYNWA: Do you used or still remeber this exercise Book?

this is copyright infringement....i saw this post on a 9ja comedian's wall 3 days ago..next time u wanna do this, try and cite the owner

Una be fool: Loool. It is recommended that she herself gets addicted to it as well... Nairaland is a website that everyone would wish getting addicted to...

honestly speaking..i dont drink, i dont smoke, i dnt womanize, am not addicted to all sort of common things..but guess what? am addicted to nairaland die

joseph1832: As an Ex Corps member, I want to say that picture above is demeaning and insulting to all the corps members who knelt down! How can you ask them to kneel over something they virtually know nothing of! The girl who lost her wedding ring reported to OBS it is now left for NYSC officials and the soldiers to investigate. The hightest a soldier is allowed to do as punishment is to tell you to do frog jump or tell you to sit on the ground! When I was in camp by Batchcarried out an Aluta because of the oppressive ways our state cordinator was handling us and she was removed! Please corps members should stand for their self respect and image.

yes you are right. i remembered when i was serving too during our camping period, a soldier man harassed a corper and we all protested. the two soldiers were locked up and punished for that and the state coordinator apologized. but its a pity that most corpers dnt know their right while still in camp. believe me thats the only time 9ja govt caters for you....so enjoy ursef in camp to the fullest

PROUD-IGBO:
^^^I can't understand why Ibadan is punching way below its weight; it's a former regional capital like Enugu and Kaduna yet you can't find nice videos/pics of the place.

dnt be deceived by the Ibadan past glory. in terms of neatness its out of it. u see refuse along road sides. most of the buildings are having rusted roofs, the traffic is so congested despite having poor cabs and rude drivers and conductors,if u argue too much with a conductor the next na to fight you. the night-lifestyles is full of harassment and lastly there have never been good potable water no to talk of efficient power supply!!! although the accommodation is affordable to some extent.

tomakint: The Cities in question are; Lagos, Abuja, Uyo, Port Harcourt, Ibadan, Kaduna, Benin, Ilorin, Enugu, Calabar, Onitsha, Owerri, Akure, Jos, Kano and Aba! They are to be rated based on the following determining factors; cleanliness, flow of traffic congestion, affordable accommodation, motorable roads, night-lifestyles, securities of lives and properties, good potable water and efficient power supply! Please let's keep our comments civil and educative!!

Out of the aforementioned cities,i havent been to Kaduna,jos and kano...but have been to the rest cites..below is my assessment in descending order:
1 abuja
2 calaba
3 lagos
4 ilorin
5 owerri
6 enugu
7 ph( dnt be surprised, its the over hype city in nigeria) cos i work there
8 akure and benin( i will rate them equally)
9 uyo
10 ibadan
11 onitsha
12 aba

jsben: thnkz so much....how lng wil d 2nd option take?

u are welikomu. from osogbo to onitsha is around 5/6 hrs(shine ur eye very well in onitsha and dnt put ur call up letter in your lugage oh), from onitsha to abakaliki is around 3hrs but the road is seriously bad, from abakaliki to abaomege is around 40mins but the road is bad, from abaomege to ugep is around 30min and from ugep to obubra is around 2hrs.the cumulative hrs is around 12 hrs unlike going from ibadan to calabar min of 13hrs, and from calabar to obubra 3/4 hrs making cumulative of 16/17hrs. and i will advice you to go park early so as to arrive early. u will get onitsha car around old garage osogbo

jsben: i'l b goin frm osogbo 2mrw...i wz told to take a bus frm osogbo to onitsha

i served in cross river and am from osogbo. there are two ways of boarding car from osogbo to cross river camp
(1) you go to ibadan to enter motor to calaba either by tctc or cross crountry...this is tctc ibadan chairman's no 08075080118 incase u want to book. then from calaba u enter motor going to obubura
(2) i consider this as shorter but stressful cos this is how i traveled when i was going to camp then. enter onitsha from osogbo, then wen u get to onitsha u enter car going to abakaliki (ebonyi state), then from abakaliki ask for where u can get motor going to 'afikpo' ask the afikpo driver that u will stop at 'abaomege'. then from abaomege u will take bike to ugep (usually 200/250 naiara) and dey use to carry two people on bike. then when u get to ugep u take anoda motor to obubra...i will not deceive you this second option is shorter cos calabar is very far from osogbo minimum of 13hrs and dnt forget u still have another 4 hrs journey more to obubbura from calaba...

easyfem: Our salary will b decide in lagos.

nawa for all this grammatical boko haram

i also predicted that arsenal would loose to norwich

Connoisseur: Vault software does that too

sure vault does the same...u can even hide pictures u dont want people to see...have been using vault for the past one year now and it has been serving the purpose. kudo! to cheater's world