₦airaland Forum

ChocolateWine:
The business the gave you that 10 million

He told you that he saved it and you are writing this rubbish.
Ewu

Yes oooo
It was through Naira land that I got my first banking job at Oceanic Bank way back in 2008.
Then Oceanic used to the best paying bank in Nigeria.

When I started my two storey building in 2014, I had about 6 -8 million naira in my account then.

That amount got me to Roofing stage.

It took me four years to totally complete the project .

NFF, going back to it's vomit ���

Woww

Racoon:
The world Bank encourage poor third world countries to take stupid loans they don't need with constricting conditions attached to them, asked them to devalue their currencies especially when their GDPs are nothing to write home about.

But when shit hit the fan, then they begin look for who to blame. I blame the useless cap-in-hand beggey beggey leaders that always rush to these western imperialists thinking the meant them good when all they do is to choke then up with debts. Nonsense!

You just summarized it all.
This was why men like Thomas Sankara rejected them and their evil loans and they ended up killing him.

How did Gambia come this far in the first place?

Na wah ooo, does this Gambia team have attackers at all?
See the way Cameroon is mounting pressure on them.

Maybe am a Novice here, but my question has always been, why can't we get our Refinaries working optimally again?
With a fully functional Refinary running at it's full capacity, there won't be anything like landing costs again on imported petroleum products, hence no need for subsidy again.
It's really painful that this government came and made promises of getting our Refinaries working again without doing anything.
It's a shame.

funshint:
I shiver anytime I hear IMF giving a country advise. Those people are demons!

Real demons oooo

MASTAkiLLAh:
Was your ex mechanic a bricklayer or carpenter once upon a time ?

maybe oooo

emmyN:
Hmm, well what matters is that your car got fixed. Congrats.

Exactly ooo

emmyN:
Glad you got help. How did he resolve it?

Funny enough, the new Electrician refused to open up on the actual thing he did.
When i towed the car to his workshop, i wanted to give him a brief history of the issue with the car but he said i shouldn't bother as he would run his own analysis and correct the fault ASAP.
Since all i wanted was to have my car repaired, i had no choice.
To my greatest surprise, the young man called me the next day to come and carry the car and gave me a bill of N45,000 which after much haggling he reduced to N35,000.

Thanks guys, your advice made me change Electrician .
Lo and behold the new Electrician fixed the car that same day, a car that had stayed four months in the workshop of the previous electrician.
Una thanks oooo

glasshouse:
I will suggest that u check the brainbox of your car . Cos the brainbox us what opens the fuel pump and then opens the nozzles . If the brainbox is bad it won't send any signal . Try and check that your brainbox if it is good

Av changed the brain box yet the issues are still there

adanny01:
@the bolded, you are correct in reverse. The green key light is the one that determines if you get spark and fuel.

That green key light is the immobilizer system.

It flashes and goes off once the correct key is inserted into ignition.

If wrong key is inserted into ignition, the green key light stays on which means the car is immobilized.

If the light doesn't come on at all, then you probably do not have power on the immobilizer system or the unit is bad and the car is definitely immobilized.

Immobilized means the ECU will not send power to the coil packs and also the fuel injectors. That means no spark, no fuel.

What you need is a key programmer. Its either there is a problem with the key (it certainly has a transponder), or the receiver, or the immobilizer unit. The immobilizer unit turns on/off the main ECU. So you will think the ECU is not working but actually the immobilizer is the main thing here. You will change all the ECU you like, the immobilizer is the one that will allow the car start.

From the pictures you shared and the cut and join wires i have seen, your present mechanic will never be able to start that car. Lets pray he has not done damage to the immobilizer system and the ECU.

Your words are making a lot of sence ooo but the thing is this, that cut and join work has been there even before this particular issue started.
After going through your response, I did a little research my self and discovered that the the pic is that of an ABS control Module which points to one fact ............... the Electrician's capability is seriously in doubt.
When you are saying ECU, are you referring to the car's Brain box?.
Now if the car is actually immobilized like you stated, does it mean the immobilizer system should be changed?

Also, there is this particular thing i experienced . On that day surprisingly, the green light flashed and the car started. I drove the car and while still in motion after driving for like 10 minutes, the engine went off suddenly as if there was a cut in fuel supply. I tried all i could to start the car but it refused to start as the key sign did not flash on the dashboard.
I ended up towing the car to the guy's repair shop.

So, can this also be as a result of the immobilizer?.

Sincerely, at a point i started thinking this was the handiwork of village people (LOL) because you will start the car normally, drive to a place and when you want to go, the green key sign will not flash and the car wont start. You will leave the car, come back the next morning, insert the key, the green light will flash and the car will start.

Am just confused.

diportivo:
this thing you av snapped and posted is the abs module sha o


but


nothing spoil.....aslong as ur car issues go away

Hmmmm...................Omo, its like you are correct ooo.
I did some googling and those pics looks more like ABS control Module

diportivo:
this thing you av snapped and posted is the abs module sha o


but


nothing spoil.....aslong as ur car issues go away

I doubt if it's the ABS module..... But like you have correctly stated, nothing spoil aslong as the issues go away.

adanny01:
There is a reason I said test for spark and fuel. If no spark and fuel, its most likely an immobilizer issue.

Also the absence of spark means the mechanic cannot be suspecting transmission ECU. Otherwise, ECU can be ruled out.

I didnt want to start asking you whether you have immobilizer or not, the way to know for sure is spark and fuel.

If you have an ECU issue and you have an immobilizer, how are you sure that a new ECU will solve your problem?

I still think you need a new competent mechanic.


Mind you, spark and fuel are electrical issues.

Well, you sound quite knowledgeable with regards to car issues.
But can it be possible that spark and fuel could cause the green key sign not to flash on the dashboard when you want to start the car?
Normally, the green key sign flashes momento rally once you insert the key and turn it before the car starts but it doesn't now, hence my car hasn't been starting.
I changed the Relay still the issue wasn't solved.
The guy claims that once we change the gear brain box, the issue would be solved; would still ask him about the Immobilizer though.

adanny01:
I don't think so.

The transmission ECU should be built in the main ECU, albiet, some cars do have a separate transmission ECU

My EOD had water in the ECU, the transmission acted up and while engine ran fine. If EOD doesn't, baby boy shouldn't.

Your mechanic should rule out

1 spark
2 fuel
3 compression
4 timing

If he doesn't know how to check these, find another who does.

Actually, the issue with the car is completely electrical and not mechanical in any way.
Sometimes when you put the key in the ignition and turn it, the green key indicator light will not flash on the dash board and once it did not flash, the car can never start even if you try from now till tomorrow.
We initially thought it was a Transponder issue but in the end it wasnt.
I actually doubted it when he said the gear brain box has issues cos that was the very first time am hearing that until he showed me the one he removed from my car.
He clarified that its not all Honda Acord 1998 models that have it. (Mostly American Spec or so that normally does)
See the pictures below:

My Honda baby boy which has refused to start for some months now has been in an electrician's workshop for some time now.
The guy is claiming that the gear brain box is the issue.
Abeg my people, am wondering if Honda baby boy has a gear brain box.

My Honda baby boy which has refused to start for some months now has been in an electrician's workshop for some time now.
The guy is claiming that the gear brain box is the issue.
Abeg my people, am wondering if Honda baby boy has a gear brain box.

daddytime:
Does the Alaafin have Vitiligo?

andresia:
That stuff disturbed me for many months years back.

Changed gearbox sensors and no way.

Worked on the distribution coil and everything returned to normal.

Check the sensors or distribution coil

That thing can be so annoying eh.
Let me follow ur advice and see.

Good people, please I have been having issues with my Honda Baby Boy.
I recently changed the engine and gear box but I noticed that the D4 light keeps flashing on the dashboard when I turn the ignition or start the car.
This has resulted to the gear not selecting well.
Please has anyone had that issue and how was it resolved?

solmus:



China Obi, the Philosophy graduate forming economist to his people

Our Brother the Health Minister from Edo State never said the amount or quantities he is purchasing, he never stated cost of logistics and storage.

Typical Ibo man feels he knows all, deals better and is smarter than the Edo minister,

empty barrel China Obi BSC philosophy, lecturing MD Doctor in Medicine on procurement of Vaccines

No wonder Buhari skips them in appointment and Nigerians never vote them



.

Mumu

KwaraRat:
Bill Gates sef isn't happy with the Chinese over the virus he ordered from them.

It has since been a big flop and has now resorted to spreading Monsanto GMO Mosquitoes infected with Yellow fever virus all over Nigeria ..

Next year we will see a boom in yellow fever resurgence and they will blame climate change for it.

Benue, Enugu and Delta were earmarked for ground zero by Bill Gates and that's what's the real cause behind the strange deaths in some communities in those states which the albino Judas in NCDC is refusing to declare an emergency but is busy pulling fake Covid infectious rates and dates out of his arse daily.


Their darling witch Ngozi will then step in with the latest nRNA yellow fever vaccines and they will praise her as their saviour .


Igbos keep producing too many Judas goats of late.

Indeed you a real Rat

RedScorpion:
Shut up your mouth

Your rotten STD Infected cock smells to the high heavens

Mumu fowl

Have you visited the hospital for a cure since then?

[quote author=NGpatriot post=96294369]So, what's so special about Nigeria that it can not be in a recession when the whole world is in a recession?


The kind of silly rubbish ipobs and anti Nigerian elements obsessed over is getting more and more laughable and ridiculous.


God Bless Nigeria

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Hey you, better shut that your mouth there.
So what happened when Buhari was in power first ruled this country?
Why did we enter Recession immidietly he took over
Keep on defending him

I truely shudder when I see some people support this man called Buhari.
Someone whose track record has shown without any doubt that he is totally bereft of ideas when it comes to handling the economy of this country.
One of his die hard loyalists claimed that the current situation in the country is because of slide in price of crude and also due to Covid and I ask, was it also what led to the same economic crises when Buhari was in Power as a military head of state??
It is no happenstance that whenever this man takes over leadership in Nigeria people sufffer, it's simply due to his gross incompetence which Zombies that support has failed or pretended not to see.

RedScorpion:
I can even perceive the odour from your mouth here......... Jeez

The whole of Nairaland must be stinking by now

You really need help...... Mouth doctors please come and handle this situation.

Your down below will even smell worse. Mumu.

My best

We plough the fields and scatter
the good seed on the land,
but it is fed and watered
by God's almighty hand;
he sends the snow in winter,
the warmth to swell the grain,
the breezes and the sunshine
and soft refreshing rain.
All good gifts around us
are sent from heaven above,
then thank the Lord, O thank the Lord
for all his love.

2 He only is the maker
of all things near and far;
he paints the wayside flower,
he lights the evening star;
the wind and waves obey him,
by him the birds are fed;
much more to us his children,
he gives our daily bread.
All good gifts...

3 We thank you, then, O Father,
for all things bright and good,
the seed-time and the harvest,
our life, our health, our food:
accept the gifts we offer
for all your love imparts;
and that which you most welcome,
our humble, thankful hearts.
All good gifts...

words: after Matthias Claudius, Jane Campbell
Tune: WIR PFLUGEN
7 6 7 6 D and refrain