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PhonesRe: MTN New Cheap Data Plans (Photo) by ashala(m): 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2018
Una don deceive me. I don go do N1000 recharge wey I been no get intention to do where I de find cheap data from MTN. Chai. The thing no de work!!!
CrimeRe: Police Declare 9 Bankers Wanted For Stealing Customers’ Deposits Of N900m by ashala(m): 7:50pm On Aug 17, 2018
Ewooo

PoliticsRe: 2019: Top Presidential Candidates Who Have Visited Obasanjo Recently by ashala(m): 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2018
Yes ooo

CrimeRe: Young Man Yet to Arrive Home After Dropping A Suicide Note In Lagos(photo) by ashala(m): 5:12pm On Aug 11, 2018
Diamond360:
They should check morgues
Cold hearted fool like you. Guess you won't be saying this if its your brother.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Giving Kwankwaso A Ride On A Bike In 1981 (Throwback Photo) by ashala(m): 8:06pm On Aug 09, 2018
A palm wine tapper climbs top of the palm tree not too far from the village to tap the wine, from that height, He could see the only church in the village. He could see the church members and all the activities going on within the church. He recognises the regular faces of these church goers. He knows them.

Few days later, He went into the bush to tap palm wine as usual. From the top of the tree, he was able to see the native shrine and the witch doctor that manages the shrine. He was also able to see the regular patrons of the shrine and could recognised each of them.

One day he was asked by his wife why he doesn't go to church, He replied .... NA THE SAME PEOPLE OOH.

His brother who is a traditionalist also asked him why he never pours libation to the gods of the land, He replied.... NA THE SAME PEOPLE OOH.

They were confused but he alone knew what he meant. NA THE SAME PEOPLE DEY GO CHURCH and SHRINE at the same time.

2019 is close, NA THE SAME PEOPLE SINCE 1960 or their CRONIES DEY RULE US.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY SHOUT POWER DEY SHOUT CHANGE TODAY.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY DEY CHANGE PARTY LIKE CLOTH.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY WEAR KHAKI DEY WEAR AGBADA NOW.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY DEM CALL CORRUPT NAIM DEM DEY HOST FOR LONDON.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY CARRY UMBRELLA NAIM DEY CARRY BROOM NOW

And to cap it all......

NA THE SAME IMPOVERISHED MASSES DEY ALWAYS SUPPORT THEM.

Na The same people wey our youth de mumu de carry gun de go kill people for them,while their children de abroad de enjoy.

Youths Our mumu don do,no more carrying of gun for anyone,we must vote the right youths into power.
PoliticsRe: 5,000 Nasarawa APC Members Defect To PDP by ashala(m): 7:48pm On Aug 09, 2018
A palm wine tapper climbs top of the palm tree not too far from the village to tap the wine, from that height, He could see the only church in the village. He could see the church members and all the activities going on within the church. He recognises the regular faces of these church goers. He knows them.

Few days later, He went into the bush to tap palm wine as usual. From the top of the tree, he was able to see the native shrine and the witch doctor that manages the shrine. He was also able to see the regular patrons of the shrine and could recognised each of them.

One day he was asked by his wife why he doesn't go to church, He replied .... NA THE SAME PEOPLE OOH.

His brother who is a traditionalist also asked him why he never pours libation to the gods of the land, He replied.... NA THE SAME PEOPLE OOH.

They were confused but he alone knew what he meant. NA THE SAME PEOPLE DEY GO CHURCH and SHRINE at the same time.

2019 is close, NA THE SAME PEOPLE SINCE 1960 or their CRONIES DEY RULE US.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY SHOUT POWER DEY SHOUT CHANGE TODAY.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY DEY CHANGE PARTY LIKE CLOTH.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY WEAR KHAKI DEY WEAR AGBADA NOW.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY DEM CALL CORRUPT NAIM DEM DEY HOST FOR LONDON.

NA THE SAME PEOPLE WEY CARRY UMBRELLA NAIM DEY CARRY BROOM NOW

And to cap it all......

NA THE SAME IMPOVERISHED MASSES DEY ALWAYS SUPPORT THEM.

Na The same people wey our youth de mumu de carry gun de go kill people for them,while their children de abroad de enjoy.

Youths Our mumu don do,no more carrying of gun for anyone,we must vote the right youths into power.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Got A Job With The Help Of Her Ex Without My Consent, Please Advise by ashala(m): 8:44am On Aug 04, 2018
yeyerolling:
mr ex still dey nack am, nigerians babes lose their senses when promise of marriage or job dey at stake. u don engage am nihuh because this ur fiance yarns looks lame
Okafor's law
CelebritiesRe: Why I Enrolled My Son As A Mechanic Apprentice –kunle Afolayan by ashala(m): 8:33am On Aug 04, 2018
foliman:
You owe no one any explanation!

That's a hell of good move!

If I've not studied Architecture I would have learned Welding to be a Welder!

There's money in the mud, like cool money!

Do you know that an average Okada man makes 6-9k daily!
As much as they make such, you'll still see them living in abject poverty. That's the power of Education.

Learn a job and be educated as well.

See how you'd soar up like an eagle if you're determined!
Golden words!!!!
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis: Shehu Sani Speaks On Being Part Of Plot To Impeach Saraki by ashala(m): 9:02pm On Jul 26, 2018
buhariguy:
But you were working against your conscience just to please the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra corrupt PDP.

Because I knew this is not activist shehu sani that will ensnare his conscience just for politics.

In another news, pig dino will be regretting now for working for his dead corrupt conscience. Just because of thief saraki and those jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra that were hailing him to please his corrupt conscience.
Hello will you just shut up for once
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Joins Duncan Mighty On Stage To Celebrate Her 8th Birthday (video) by ashala(m): 7:03am On Jul 24, 2018
sheedy407:
But as ugly and small as she is, her money and reputation fine pass your family achievement for d past 54 years
SAVAGE!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin And Lilian Esoro At Their Son Jayden's 2nd Birthday Party by ashala(m): 7:00pm On Jul 19, 2018
notoriousbabe:
she is now fokn better prick
Shaaatap there you fool
PoliticsRe: APC Loses Majority In National Assembly by ashala(m): 10:37am On Jul 08, 2018
dre11:
•Mass defection alters legislative equation

•Oshiomhole’s brinkmanship, too late -Shehu Sani





https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/07/apc-loses-majority-in-nassembly/
Better hasten now as everything is working to your advantage. Impeach Buhari now that you have the numbers.
PoliticsRe: Hausa, Fulani Flee Attacks From Taraba Militia by ashala(m): 10:27am On Jul 08, 2018
Mbeki:
HOW YOURBA SACKED FULANIS IN OSHOGBO WAR


After the Fulanis systematically captured and made Ilorin their territory, they sacked the old Oyo Empire in 1835/1636. They were still not satisfied with their victory; they wished to extend their rule deep into the heart of Yoruba land. Thus in 1840, they set to capture Osogbo, a Yoruba town. The Fulanis, under the command of Ali, the Hausa balogun of Ilorin, laid siege on Osogbo. When the king of Osogbo realized that the Ilorins were too strong for the Osogbo army, he summoned the Ibadans for help. Ibadan immediately sent some auxiliaries to Osogbo under the command of Obele alias Mobitan, and Alade Abimpagun. As this force could not stop the Ilorins, another contingent was sent to Osogbo under a more experienced leader. But still the Ilorins won every battle and gained more ground.
When Ibadan realized that the Ilorins were becoming more threatening to Yoruba land, they sent a large and stronger force under Balogun Oderinlo to crush the intruding forces and Jammas of Ilorin. When Oderinlo and his men arrived at the battlefield, they realized that things had gone worse than they thought. They could not show their faces in the open field for the fear of the Ilorin horses, and for about 20 days after their arrival at Osogbo, they could not fight outside the town thickets. Oderinlo suggested that Elepo, a brave Ibadan warrior was badly needed at the war-front. Elepo had been rejected by the war-chiefs of Ibadan for his actions at the late Agbamaja expedition. As soon as the message from Oderinlo reached Ibadan, the Bashorun wished he could send Elepo to Osogbo but could not go against the wish of other war-chiefs. The Bashorun gave Elepo a cow to worship his god, Ori, and pray for the victory of Ibadan at the war-front.
At the war-front, the Ibadan could not attack the Ilorins during the day because Osogbo was practically in a plain and the Ilorin horses might have advantage of them with disastrous results. They decided to attack at dusk when the Ilorins would no longer be able to use their horses. About 2:pm, the well prepared Ibadan army left the gate of Osogbo for the battlefield. They were to keep a strict watch and arrest anyone suspected to be a spy. About a mile from the Ilorin camp, they halted and arranged the order of the attack. The Osogbo army and the earlier auxiliaries were to handle the center of the battlefield, chiefs Abitiko and Labuju were to command the right wing, Balogun Oderinlo with the rest of the Ibadan war-chiefs were to form the left wing of the army. The Ilorin camp was then attacked at midnight. The watchword was “Elo ni owo odo?” (How much is the ferry fare?). The reason this watchword was chosen was because the river Osun had to be crossed in entering Osogbo from the south, and anyone who could not tell this was likely to be an enemy.
Stampede engulfed the Ilorin camp as the Ibadan army set it on fire. The Ilorins could not offer the slightest resistance; they were smoked with the gunpowder of the Ibadan guns. This attack was a success for the Ibadan. Some Ilorin war-chiefs were captured in the attack. Prominent ones were:

Jimba the head slave of the Emir;
One of the sons of Ali the commander in chief;
Chief Lateju;
Ajikobo the Yoruba Balogun of Ilorin.
Akuko Ifo. Ifo chakpii...........Woo!!!?
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari And Husband Flaunt Their Wedding Rings And Watches In Adorable Photo by ashala(m): 7:21am On Jul 08, 2018
But eh , when this woman come born four kids??, abi she delivered them all at the same time? Cos I remember just few years ago when she and Jim Iyke been de date abi play.
SportsRe: Why Are Many Footballers Embracing Tattoos As Seen At The World Cup 2018? by ashala(m): 8:59pm On Jun 29, 2018
Flirtyjane:
They are dirty.
I wonder how ladies do manage to sleep with them..
Tah Shatap there. As if you no go run remove ya piiint abi dross when dem call you.
PoliticsRe: Abaribe Was Arrested For ‘Aiding And Abetting IPOB’ - Counsel by ashala(m): 5:22pm On Jun 24, 2018
gberra:
Kanu escaped with his connivance as he has also been found to have been aiding and abetting a terrorist group, he is most likely to have booked a residence in kuje prison.
You are a big fool. Your illiteracy has totally affected your ability to reason properly. When the leader of Mytti Allah in Benue state clearly stated that his herdsmen killed people in Benue state because they were preventing their cows from feeding and after the state governor wrote a petition, calliing for the arrest of this man because of his utterances, why didn't the DSS arrest him?.
That man is still walking freely till this day and still boasting that they would do worse if the state does not lift the ban on grazing.
SportsRe: England Vs Panama: World Cup 2018 (6 - 1) - Full Time by ashala(m): 3:53pm On Jun 24, 2018
Chai, why this Panama no dey our group
PhonesRe: Intel Boss, Brian Krzanich, Resigns After Relationship With Employee Was Exposed by ashala(m): 8:54pm On Jun 21, 2018
The power of the P-U-S-S-Y
SportsRe: Chelsea Have Reportedly Terminated Antonio Conte’s Contract by ashala(m): 6:29am On Jun 20, 2018
hemartins:
Chelsea does not accept mediocrity.
The standard is to always to win.
If you don't deliver, you get fired.
Don't worry. They will keep changing Managers every year
SportsRe: World Cup: Senegal Fans Clean Up The Stadium After Victory Against Poland by ashala(m): 6:22am On Jun 20, 2018
Viralkid:
Is this a lesson of civility or a lesson of slavery, coming to another man's land to clean up their stadium when has such ever happened. They're probably doing this for the visa.. who knows
A whole lot of negative minded individuals in this Nairaland. SMH
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs England: World Cup, (1 - 2) On 18th June 2018 by ashala(m): 9:21pm On Jun 18, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
That defender is a fool, he caused the corner. Clear ball out you are romancing ball in front of England player
He is a big fool. He caused the goal
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Welcomes Mamoudou Gassama As A Hero (Photos) by ashala(m): 7:43pm On Jun 17, 2018
Sarkin:
Lol, okay.
Meanwhile, IPOB miscreants have been scaling fences since primary school and indulging in crimes all their lives and they end up in police cells. See your mate. sad


This life you've just got to do the right thing...
Hausa- Fulani fool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oceanic Bank To Virgin Nigeria: Worth It? by ashala(op): 7:32pm On Jun 15, 2018
Looking back, I can only thank God I stuck with Oceanic
RomanceRe: Zambian Slay Queen's Nude Photos Leaked Online After Sending To European Lover by ashala(m): 7:31am On Jun 08, 2018
Nwaohafia1:
Why do girls send nude pictures to their lovers? Why do guys ask for nude pictures?
Chill you won't understand because you are from Ohafia.......Bush ...haaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa
CrimeRe: How I Was Almost Hypnotised By Two Men In Benin City by ashala(m): 6:42pm On Jun 03, 2018
Nbote:
That's how jus last week a friends cousin went to wetheral road Owerri and was found 4days later in akwa ibom with no idea how he ended up there....
It is very rampant in Owerri now. My colleague entered a taxi in Owerri and while they were going, they got to a traffic and one of the occupants bought a satchet of pure water from a little boy hawking water and gave him N20. The boy didn't have change so the man said he won't leave N10 for the little boy and asked my colleague if he wants to drink . When he answered in the affirmative, the man collected the water and gave him.
Can you believe that after 2 minutes of my colleague finishing the water, he started feeling dizzy and subsequently lost consciousness.
SportsRe: Champions League: 170,000 Sign Petition For FIFA To Punish Ramos by ashala(m): 7:32am On May 28, 2018
Mama Peace would scream ''Chai''

CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates Children’s Day With His Children In Matching Outfit by ashala(m): 7:21am On May 28, 2018
OboOlora:
Someone better get this MF antidepressants
So many psychos here.....damn
RomanceRe: Amara Blessing Nwosu Has Remarried For The 3rd Time! (Photos) by ashala(m): 9:00pm On May 27, 2018
This is exactly what we see in Naija. You will see a wretched hungry man selling a book with the title - ''how to become a millionaire in sixty days''. One can't help but wonder why he hasn't read it and become a millionaire ever since.
The people that take relationship advice from this woman are like those that register at a gymnasium in order to loose weight but are being trained by a very fat trainer at the gymn .
CelebritiesRe: Meet Yekaterina Lisina, Woman With Longest Legs & The Tallest Professional Model by ashala(m): 4:44pm On May 26, 2018
Lekwanu Longu Johnu
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin And Lilian Esoro’s Divorce Hearing At Ikeja High Court (photos) by ashala(m): 3:46pm On May 22, 2018
biacan:
Enyaaaaaa I just feel for ubi Lilian has since moved on do the same embarassed I just hope he won't go back and start crying like he use to do sad
Shut up
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Emmanuel Kanu, Nnamdi Kanu's Younger Brother Arrested (Photos) by ashala(m): 6:52pm On May 15, 2018
bamidelee:
he should be treated as a terrorist

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