kingmeme:
Like razor blade marks on my face or body

Pls I need answer

Agbara nmiri has licked your body with her salty tongue

9jaRealist:
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Nigerian press and this "Shoprite" illiteracy again...
The name of the mall is Abia Mall, not Shoprite or Shoprite Mall. SMH

Shoprite is merely a TENANT in the mall...
It is NOT the developer and does NOT own the mall.

Shoprite is an anchor tenant...
And will NOT be a party to a secured loan for the mall.
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So on point bro

QueenSuccubus:



See ooo! Chaiii... the wife has the right to go berserk especially when her family are suffering in terms of a husband's attention, basic needs, financial support coz the mumu guy is busy spending his time & money to other women

I juz don't get why a lot of men still wanna get married yet they know they can't keep their itchy d*ck inside their pants sha

Nawa ooo!

SDFU

DonFreshmoney:
Well. Snakes and reptiles thrive in bushy and dirty environment.. she must be very dirty for a snake to hide inside her WC and await the smell of her poo.. In as much as it led to an untimely death of the woman, I would suggest the family should take solace that she was killed by a snake. The husband should endeavor to marry another immediately...

Lalasticlala.. you know what to do.. it's a snakey something

You are completely foolish. This is why I dislike coming to Naira land sometimes.
How can a human being write this?

Congratulations on your wedding, hope your wife knows she gotta Playa for life.

Just forget about the spirituality angle.
Most girls intentionally befriend your friends and neighbors without you knowing and these people will secretly spy on you and report back to her when you bring a girl home.
She will then call you asking, where are you?, what are you doing at the moment, while knowing exactly that you are with another girl at that moment.
Later, she will start with all those soul tie bullshit.

Those fools tried it with me. Called me and told me that there is a meeting coming up in our whatsapp group, that they will send a code which I should send back to them to use to enable my whatsapp for the meeting.

As we were talking the code came in. If you see the way I cursed that guy eh and Immidietly deleted the text. He cut the call Immidietly.

Nice

My question is, can't he appeal it?

Front page

President Muhammadu Buhari says the country’s domestic fuel consumption has dropped by more than 30 per cent, following the closure of land borders.

If this true, then why is subsidy payment growing in leaps and bounds. Ayam not understand ooooo

Richy4:
I will nominate Chinwe Owoh to play the role of the wife because of her crying abilities.

Chinwetalu Agu to play the part of man who witnessed him killed during the war.

Zulu Adigwe to play the part of Husband who turned into a fish in bathtub or what was it he turned into when confronted..

Okey Bakassi will do nice as your friend on this movie,

OP you did not say how many kids the man had. Anyways, it doesn't matter we will assume he has 3 kids a son and 2 daughters. I haven't watched Nollywood for ages. So I will say Maureen Solomon, Chioma chukwuka or Nkiru Silvernous would be a better options for this movie project as daughters...

OP I want you to nominate who will play your part very well as a good friend..

What a tales by moonlight.

Kai, last was finish me here

Cherrybae:


Bello has won. Stop wasting for igala and Ankpa.

The people of Kogi have decided.

Cc; Fakamanna the jobless frustrated slowpoke

Kogi people have decided to have another four years of intense suffering and hardship.
Four years of non payment of salaries etc.
Make una enjoy ooo

MusaChukwudi:


Why can't the most high simply protect you?

Trust me, he has been protecting me

Happyguy201:
thats what happens when you drink and drive . rest in hell

Last week, a bus carrying about 15 people had an accident along engu PH Express road and 4 people died.
So was the driver drunk too?.
My brother forget, when you go out and come home safe, give thanks to the most high.

Indeed, a delight to watch

Hmmm, Omo my own na trekking oooo
On Sundays I will trek for miles to her church just to have a glimpse of her.
I can't dare come to her house during week days so Sunday was a perfect day for me and I will mumuuishly trek for hours under the sun to see her.
That time where I see money for transportation.

NwaAmaikpe:




They are so lucky that this disaster happened during this administration, atleast Osinbanjo and Sadiya will give them Tradermoni loan of 10k to restock their stores.

Young man, this is no time for jokes. People actually lost loved ones and their goods and you are here spewing rubbish.

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They are so lucky that this disaster happened during this administration, atleast Osinbanjo and Sadiya will give them Tradermoni loan of 10k to restock their stores.[/quote

If your brother, wife or child was involved, you definitely wouldn't be writing this.

There is a lot of wisdom in the saying - once another person's corpse is carried, it kooks like a log of wood.

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari should keep his mobile phones secured, that Useless drunkard fisherman can steal anything on sight....

I spit on him!

Come sef, you be man or woman..... You too spit

dynicks:
Honestly I really don't blame this man at all....Rather I blame those that voted him into power ND those that sat ND watched him voted into power ND as well those that are still willing to vote him into power and as well those that are still sited watching as he would/ might still be voted into power....

Point of correction, he was never voted into power.
Fate thrust it into his hands but he has misused that opportunity.

Truth is, its not only Moslems that are extremists. Some Christians are too.

Now you can imagine how this woman's home will be like.

Happy birthday Eyerinze

money121:
Every Soul shall Taste Death

The act of suicide is a grave sin in Islam. Allah Almighty says in the noble Quran:

"...And do not kill yourselves (nor kill one another). Surely, Allah is most merciful to you." (4:29)

People who contemplate suicide do so to escape the suffering and pain of this world. They mistakenly think that by ending their lives they will end all their sorrows. But what they don’t know, according to the Islamic belief, is that by committing suicide their troubles have only jus

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said,

"Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be in the fire of hell, throwing himself down therein for ever and ever. Whoever takes poison and kills himself, his poison will be in his hand and he will be sipping it in the fire of hell forever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron, that piece of iron will be in his hand and he will be stabbing himself in the stomach with it in the fire of hell, for ever and ever." (Bukhari)

So not only will the person who commits suicide not find peace when they kill themselves but they will be tortured for eternity by their weapon of choice when they committed the initial deed. And they will never even hope to reach heaven.

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said in an authentic hadith:

"There was amongst those before you a man who had a wound. He was in [such] anguish that he took a knife and made with it a cut in his hand, and the blood did not cease to flow till he died. Allah the Almighty said: My servant has himself forestalled me; I have forbidden him paradise."

Hmmm, wot of all those moslem suicide bombers?

kehinde1588:
To this dullard and over fed abino terrorist called kanu, everything is all about Fulani herdsmen even when we see no cow there .

Is Evans a herdsman too?

Tah, shatap there. You think we are weak and cowardly like you ofe nmanu that forgot Sowero abi Soweto your own kind after some few weeks.

He is languishing in DSS detention camp and all of you ran away with your tails inside. Lol

jnrbayano:
This is a news on Nairaland homepage?

Nairaland is gone

I really tire my brother.
When there are more beneficial stories screaming to be put on front page.

Just listened to the song now and loved it instantly.
Blackface is really talented no doubt but he let envy and jealousy hold him down for so long.

Is it those kinda witches in Harry Potter series?

My first major salary was earned as a P.I.T back then in Oceanic Bank.
I recall giving part if it in support of RCCG building project in Surulere then.
Sincerely, I have no regrets as God has really been faithful. I am now a proud owner of a 2 storey building with more on the line.

Mercy2006:
You dey mind them.Even chioma herself knows she hasn't won anything. Which decent girl will have anything to do with an unrepentant Casanova like that.if she wants to be sincere with herself, she should know he is not the faithful type, but then she is a true Igbo,so that doesn't matter as long as there is constant supply of money and endless globe trotting. I pray that she won't come and share stories that touch later.let me start going before her two-faced kinsmen will come with their usual mantra 'you are jealous'

What gave you the effrontery to talk in such a demeaning manner about Igbo girls?

Anyways, I know ur type, you will even be ready to give up ur arms in order to be the third baby mama.

johnchins:
Why is Chioma looking sad up there?

Hater spotted.
Na bcus em no marry ur sister?