₦airaland Forum

Oblongata:
Omo I weak

Weak ke! I really feel like killing somebody!?


A child, ur son

visijo:
please my brethren in the house, any army of security OFFICIAL here ? I wanna ask a QUESTION, i bought this polo yesterday, but i am scared of wearied it outside, please help me check if it is army camouflage.. Before i will be embarrassed by our uniform men.. Thanks

Army no understand colour o! Camo n camo

Jakumo:
For 350K naira, which includes the traditional, "as usual" bribes, the Nigerian Police Force will sell you a pump-action shotgun WITH a legitimate licence, BUT you MUST have a well-connected person to broker the deal for you, so that you don't fall into the hands of scam artists POSING as cops.

Even if pistols were legal for civilians to own in Nigeria, which they are NOT, a pump-action shotgun is vastly superior to any pistol for most typical close-quarters home-defense scenarios, where riddling closed doors with fist-sized smoking holes can be accomplished with alarming rapidity, if the shot-gunner is adequately experienced in handling their instrument of death.

A pistol kicks like a mule under recoil in the shooters hand, with each single hard-to-aim slug that is fired per pull of the trigger, while in contrast, a single trigger pull on a shotgun touches off a fiery blast of up to 50 bone-breaking lead pellets that will stop ANY attacker in their tracks instantly, PARTICULARLY if the shot is aimed at the target's head. With the pump-action feature, you can with practice smoothly rack a fresh round of buck-shot into the chamber with amazing speed, before the deafening roar of each fired shot subsides, thus making possible rapid follow-up shots as needed to stop a fast-moving target, for example.

So there you have it. Do NOT buy a pistol in Nigeria, so as to avoid jail, but DO buy a 12-gauge pump-shotgun, from your friends working with, or for, the Nigerian Police Force.

The Remington Model 870 family of shotguns are among the most reliable brand names in the pump-action shotgun world. Below is a home defense derivative of the standard 5-shot Remington Wingmaster hunting model, the Remington Tactical Shotgun, configured with a longer 7-round capacity magazine. It is possible to buy pump shotguns with 12-round magazines, but when loaded up with 12 shells, the gun becomes heavy, and is thus may be slower to line up shots, than would be the case with a lighter gun carrying just 7-rounds in its magazine.

Normally with a pump-shotgun, you keep stuffing shells into the magazine every chance you get while you are shooting, so you don't run out of ammo until the target is good and dead.

Kare o!? Mr Warrior

wassade:
One spinal loss ko kan aye men.

One spanner loss


RIP poor lady.

khiaa:
Ok but I don't understand your pepper rest comment, explain it to me.

The op says d hubby wasnt financially bouyant. Pepper=kudi=owo=ego

khiaa:
Most wives aren't like that because they want their husbands to continue to look good for them.

You can't blame the wife. The problem is that the husband got comfortable in the marriage and let himself go.
If it were me I would buy him clothing everytime I shopped for the kids and I.

If it were u n hopefully, pepper rest!?


By most, I mean not all, but likely 85%+!

richeeyo:
I tire Ooo even the onces in my school ZUC Na so them go still de look for D,I.,C,.K up and down Like network

So, ur school no get network?

The truth is, them always get loyal clients!? Any time u go broke, ti e ba e!?


They make beautiful partners sha! But, ur mentality, probably, cant survive it!?

@blogreporter


Ur story seems suspect sha, though I can relate.


They're all d same joor.

Just man up!? No one tells u what to do, if u take care of ur responsibilities. Call her bluff, she doesnt improve, u get out! Ur kids will grow n leave home, wtf will u then be left with!


Dont get married again, live-in lover patapata! A ring on a lady's hand is a game changer.

That, d love of ur life, needs a husband n has started her own manipulation, beware bro.


Seems u're not close to ur mom or she's not been around?

U've got d funds, invest it wisely(properties) n chop d life of ur head


If u can afford it, u'll always av a love of ur life, for d rest of ur life!

Mille:
Same thing I have been telling people everytime but they don't agree. You can only do the conversion when the money gets home.

In Lyon currently, even earning €30k annual salary means you will live a basic life. Same as someone with a 80k salary in Nigeria. Earning under €20k means you are living under the poverty line. Not even with a tax rate of 30%.

Don't think about owning a car or raising a family with a €20k salary in Lyon. I'm sure it's either you are homeless or sharing a room with such a salary in Paris.

And yet, I see these same people flashing all over Facebook but people back home don't know.

U're just making a whole lot of noise!?


As long as u're there legally;

U dont av to buy a gen

U av accessible n incomparable healthcare

Should u lose ur job, u av access to welfare, foodstamps.

U can buy a good home in d suburb n pay mortgage.

U can own a current car model, via d same mortgage

U wan compare internet access n availability?


U can actually plan for hols in various countries of choice.


U go still get change to send home

U were not an accountant too, but huge sums of money was disappearing during ur govt!

martynsnet:
I was here when the Internet was invented and made public.

I was here when the first black man was elected president of the US.

I was here when a dictator was elected president.

I will be here when the next big thing breaks out.

I WAS HERE

Are u tryna say, he is a clueless dictator!

Lookingforadvic:
Not jealous! If I want to I can get a white man and have a child like that..

I am just saying it is unfair why someone who purposely disobeyed and disobeys Gods law is blessed whilst me who followed what he told me to do, he just destroyed my life.

My mum was my life what am I supposed to do now

I don't even feel like existing anymore

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Thats ur idea of God!? If he truly wanted to direct ur steps, he would add a chain or a means to maintain control.


But, he gave u free will! Life is too short, to waste it, pining over ur birthright!

BeeBeeOoh:
But, someone said that NA are bush, motorcycle and hut burning men

They are joor!? The terrorists are always one step ahead!? Attacked 3-5 villages, but could only get 4 terrorists! With just 2rusted weapons?!

Franzinni:
Her shirt says " enjoy my moment " .....maybe the uncle mistook her motive for wearing it ...haha...

"enjoy every moment"

jdluv:
so hushpuppi doesnot have lovers too or is he impotent?

Hushpuppi is unmarried

Make hay, while d sun shines. Took too long to make up his mind, now everyone seems to be helping them selves because of his crossed messages!?


Cant breathe from all d cases piling up

Sharplakezy:
when she heard her father is a taxi driver

Yet, she marry gardner pikin

MAKABBEY:
please guys, my sub just finished and I bought one card, I just not the code don't know the rest. pls can anyone help me out?

U're online already!? Can u google it or go on to d startimes webpage!

Boyooosa:
Hmmmm! Well, poem book is good in marriage but money is better.

Far better, my bro.


When u av money, u can sit around, all day, writing poems

Are lawyers supposed to have morals!

AnambraDota:
I'm no English, am Igbo so don't get mad when I get someone else language wrong, I pride in mine.
Why do yoruba men indulge in such shameful act of lazying about in female shops why their female work hard to feed the kids?

Yoruba men are lazy, aren't they?

Then, kindly communicate in igbo na! U were taught in a language for 20+ years, and d only excuse u can come up with is "english is not my first language"!


If u actually "put ur eyes on d floor", u would av noticed, those men actually opened d biz with their money! Not ur half-baked hypothesis.

doctokwus:
Though I doubt the story,but if true,it will be one of the best decisions Prof Sagay has ever taken.
With his avowed commitment and drive to root corruption out of Nigeria through his own little contribution,still staying in that committee with all the revelations coming out from the Buhari government,would have been tantamount to rubbishing all his hard earned name and reputation.
Buhari obviously has no more reputation to protect.His dirty yan sh is now exposed for all to see.

Unfortunately, I will av to agree with u!? U cant claim integrity, yet cover up corruption!?

When u bring d details, dont forget d 'sauce'

ChangetheChange:


Every one is fleeing from Buhari fake anti corruption fight

U're already masturbating over unconfirmed info

CaptainGOOD:
Very true.
U thread was open about this same topic 2weeks ago but it was closed down.
They dny like hearing the TRUTH.

Dont undertsnd how men would sit back and allow women to hussle for their food.

Since u guys n our ladies are doing all d work, should we bother?


U know, life is very funny!? I actually refused to marry from my tribe, cos I felt our ladies were lazy.


Also, growing up, it was only in d east d ladies ride bikes n bicycles? I used to be amazed when travelling. Watching out for them coming back from d farm, counting d number I come across. Wondering were all d men where!


Those lazy men u tot u saw, probably opened that store/office for d ladies in question n feel d need to keep an eye on their property, from predators like u.


Have u n op ever witnessed a quarrel btw them, thats when u get to hear who owns what n who is d spendthrift.

AnambraDota:
Why do they always hang out in female shops in the daytime while their women work their ass off?

Yoruba men have the culture of sitting closely with female artisans in their shops and be having lengthy conversations while you see the women hawk everything from herbal mixtures to trinkets and bromated breads under the sun.

They always crowd places like hairdressing salons, tailor shops, photocopying centers, printing press and food canteens.
They often appear in native uniform, likely breached skin, ear pierced, shed tats while having earpiece on holding Android phones.

If you haven't observed this just keep your eyes on the floor and you will get to see em.

1. It is 'bond' not 'bound'.


2. 'Bleached' not 'breach'.


3. When u keep ur eyes on d 'floor', u dont see anything!? U're staring at d floor for goodness sake

4. Are u a graduate? If yes, which school? I would prefer to know from pry to uni/poly n also d locations. Make person no do mistake send pikin go there.


5. If u live in a glass house, u shouldnt throw stones!

pyyxxaro:
The hustle is real

See that guy Ear like the handle of English Premiership trophy

Na champions league trophy dem dey call big ears

niceprof:
A plastic surgery will do,just get the policemen ,cut their flesh and graft in the man's wounded leg. simple

Unless he was doing local treatment, are u really expecting doctors, that allowed the wound to fester this much, to now do a skin graft!

Riko2:
The suspects according to reports took over 25 million naira and $100,00 from the Ehanire family.and someone will tell me crime do not pay

Lets see, if all that money can make them bribe their way out. Or, if their kids can live with shame of having a armed robber as a father?


Lets not go into d politicians sha, those ones, their crime pays