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DavidEsq:
Person dey change e relatives ni?

Guy, u dis-relative them joor!? Some friends can be closer than brothers.

nnokwa042:
king of Yoruba music Oliver and osadebe re our kings in Igbo music

Unfortunately, they're both late kings. Sunny Ade, is, a living legend!

Iseeit:
Sir, if you want to help me. I will send you whatever Information you want about me.

If u tink, its bad enough to commit suicide over, then whats placing ur acct no(without ur names) in public?!



A man who claims to be at d point of death, n can come in public to announce it, shouldnt feel shame or fear exposure!?


When there is no consistency, then be sure of a scam! Thats what life has thought me.

I heard nl has a support fund for folks in dire straits.

Iseeit:
Yes, this is gonna be the exact caption in the few days from now.

This world is filled with heartless and wicked souls who don't care.....some people may say it's cowardice but it isn't. I love myself so much that I can't watch me go into much pain so I have to end it. Don't worry it's not a threat... Even if it is, you don't even care whether or not I live or die.


I know some will say, he committed suicide because of 30k....no I didn't. I did it because I'm tired of this world, I'm tired of people who would rather watch you suffer than help you. People who are happy seeing you suffer. People who always blame you instead of understand what you are going through.


I have tried so hard to raise 30k to enable me do clearance in school and collect my result as well as join my mates in nysc...I have called all my relations...they kept giving sermon of how bad the economy is. I have approached some church here for help. The pastors kept treating me like a fraudsters even after providing enough evidence(my nysc call up number included).


I have begged on Nairaland, all I got was insults. Nobody cares to understand what I'm going through.


Everyday I look at my NYSC call up number print out and cry.

I know my burial will cost more than this amount, but wicked souls and relations will prefer to give it help bury than help me now.

I will drop the username and password to this account so nobody will blame me when I'm gone.... At least they will see how far I've gone trying to raise this money, even after working on building sites for months.

In all of these, I'm yet to see an acct no?! Some might what to help, without having to announce to d whole nl.


Just add ur details to ur first post n lets see what will drop. No need for names!?


Quite surprising, u arent trusted enough in ur circle of acquaintances, to be raised 50k for service! When u can always use ur allawee to refund?


Change ur friends n relatives, pls!

Originakalokalo:
Jesus, when praying for the disciples said..
" They are in the world, they are not of the world"

Ok. I hear!


I actually get ur point, but, it holds true for everyone. We're visitors in this world

Looking forward to mine


Hopefully, in a hundred years to come!?


If u dont feel its too ghoulish, u can drop urs;


Mine will be


Cant seem to dream up something befitting, yet!

Saw this on d bored panda site. Got a few laughs, and quite surprised it aint here yet.


Will just share some I found funny, u need to visit d site urself to enjoy d rest


Very funny epitaphs!?


https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/?page_numb=1&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=weirdworld

Originakalokalo:
If the world hates and you love, you don't belong here.

If you are of Christ, you don't belong here.

But, d same christ sent u here! U're of christ, yet on planet earth?! Then, what exactly is d purpose of ur creation!

GodsMopol:
Oooooooh, that's sad, seems we are coming to the end of evolution




, wait, I thought evolution has to do with the ability to change or transform into a better person, who initially was worse off, my point is, does evolution has anything to do with my surrounding, than me intrinsically

I believe evolution has to do with a change in appearance or form, than lifestyle



Thanks to science(artificial-man made) than natural(evolution)



bleaching cream, yea, you seem to be very choosy sir, your wife must really be a beautiful beauty

But, my primary school teacher said, the beautiful ones are not yet born, are they going to be another race or they are here already

Seems I av to come down from my high horse n break it into bits!?


Our ancestors were mostly farmers, fishermen, hunters, blacksmith i.e. manual labourers. Thick, strong arms, legs, endurance, all qualities required to survive outdoors.


Little by little, our generation is evolving into effeminate beings!? What do u need physical strength for, when u av a machine at ur fingertips? Before, manhood was tested by d size of farmland u can cultivate or how strong u are in combat n all sorts.

Right now some of our muscles are being rendered redundant. Its like a bat living in a cave, what does it need sight for, but it developed echolocation into a art!


If u think evolution, requires waking up in d morning n u start flying, or giving birth to an x-men in ur life time! Well, goodluck to u.


Its a gradual process!? U think d dodo lost its flight ability over two generations of living in a predator free island?

Originakalokalo:
Literarily, I am not of Adam and Eve.

Physically, I am.

Literarily, I am not of the world.
Physically, I am.

I'm quite sure, u're as confused as I am, by ur post!


How can u not be literarily of Adam n Eve, yet be physically of them?!


Whats d difference btw penalty kick vs spot kick!

Afonjashapmouth:
Since u are in d mortuary already to know age ranges, remain there kiddo.

Oya, lets do a pissing contest!? U're d one who seems particular abt age na?!


As if age had anything to do with intellect!

Originakalokalo:
I am BORN AGAIN, I have been reborn. I no longer belong to the descendant of Adam and Evil.

The control of my spirit has been taken back by the holy Spirit.

Evil Forces can no longer torment me.

I am no longer prone to evil.



This is the meaning of, and the reason for being born again.

Its either u're descended from Adam n Eve or u're not descended from them!? Being born again, is a state of d mind!?

Afonjashapmouth:
Oponu u thought I let you go cos u dropped sense Oh so u came for me cos of moniker bah?? Droll on and lemme school u a lil bit. I was not just in d mood to ruffle feathers with and attention seeking kid. Mumu

Notori Olorun Insults everywhere?! Already know ur type, when they av nothing to say, they resort to shades n insults! Empty brain. Tot u were even reasonable sef, ur mates dey mortuary, go greet them!

Afonjashapmouth:
Oponu u thought I let you go cos u dropped sense Oh so u came for me cos of moniker bah?? Droll on and lemme school u a lil bit. I was not just in d mood to ruffle feathers with and attention seeking kid. Mumu

Notori Olorun Insults everywhere?! Already know ur type, when they av nothing to say, they result to shades n insults! Empty brain. Tot u were even reasonable sef, ur mates dey mortuary, go greet them!

Bad presentation!? masters in what n first degree in what?

GodsMopol:
are we unevolving now??

I am earnestly waiting for the next race of evolvers or the evolved, I solved one recently, ask Otemsapiem, peoples with hunchback will be able to fly, and we won't need airplanes again

Oh, we're evolving!? Not, just in d former direction. We're becoming a lazy n weaker race.




U can actually sit in ur home n earn ur salary, shop n live life to a ripe old age?!


Man do evolve, maybe not as rapid or as drastic.


Chips are being implanted in humans, body parts are being manufactured in d lab, u can actually select ur unborn kids genes n characteristics!? A master race?!

My grandpa(late), remembers when he started seeing igbos in lagos. He claims, they walked funny, looked funny.(no slight intended, just an illustration). Can anyone say that now? I married from d SS anyway(this is just to show, I dont av any bias)


A lot of our ancestors were damn ugly!? Ladies n men alike, can u see d beautifully packaged specimens available now?! If thats not evolution, I wonder what is?!

GodsMopol:
Unclad men you say

Wait, if unclad men survived the cold, they should better adapt the cold now there are clothes, at least, they should be evolving

But, people sleep and freeze out, if they don't burn fires in the house as in the heating of the house, chimney and what have you

My question is, if they evolved, by now, they shouldn't still be burning woods before bed

That is u thinking they evolved in ur direction. But, they evolved by wearing thicker clothing, building fires(what were they using when there were no fires?), build homes!?


Unhealthy kids died off!? Or were killed. Then!?


Now, we have all sorts of survival techniques; from vaccinations to iron lungs to icu!?

From fires, they have heaters, boilers, radaitors(not d car type)

They lost that!? The icelandic or Scandinavians, have a lower cold threshhold than other tribes. But, our new versions of humans, have evolved from d stronger species of earlier times.


Do u know, few soldiers of this 21st century can go into battle carrying all d weaponry of past warriors of earlier centeruries?!

felixomor:
Hehehe.
This is just one of the millions of questions that kills the scam called evolution.
Darwin who started the fraud knew nothing about DNA, if he had, he would have been more cautious.

There are many more of such questions.
Those who study the human body and its development know that for humans to effectively develop, many systems have to develop simultaneously otherwise there is no survival.
A baby's heart and respiratory system for example must start developing around the same period with support from maternal circulation or else the baby will be die in utero.


And these processes are carefully timed like a programmed time bomb, regulated by DNA

But evolutionist wants you to believe that there was once a first baby animal who came from fish.
Rubbish.

Just ask any evolutionist, which part of human DNA is responsible for the evolution to our next stage.
And you will know that there is nothing scientific about it. Its as good as a religion.

What says a baby needed a heart to survive then!


The kind of cold experienced in d western world today, was once braved by naked men!?

No one has d ans, n no one can disprove any one theory!

GavelSlam:
Shuooo!

Well, he needs to pay off fidelity bank n as such needs as many new monied converts, he can lay his hands on

Who else to give ur hard earned cash, but to someone who'll build schools for d less privilege?


Thats if, this is real sha.

OLAADEGBU:
22 reasons all scholars agree Jesus is not a copy of pagans gods

The idea that Jesus is a knock-off of Horus, Mirtha or other pagan deities is not taken seriously by historians. Here are 22 major reasons scholars know Jesus is not a copy of pagan gods:

http://reasonsforjesus.com/22-reasons-all-scholars-agree-jesus-is-not-a-copy-of-pagan-gods/

Einstein, na failure for school. His first degree, wasnt even in sciences, yet he his a reference point for scientists!? Wth do all these scholars have that a right thinking, logical individual cant arrive at?!


Jesus's birth was made special due to d supposed immaculate conception, in that age of restricted access to books n information!?


Now, imagine my amazement, when I realised d messiah's birth wasnt that special! Various cultures, far apart in distance(different continents/centuries apart) n culture, have their own variation of an immaculate conception!
All of them, before d birth of christ!


Do u need a scholar to draw d next conjecture?

I actually begrudge xtians n other worshippers their religion, d joy of having a hero to come down n save u from ds world of tribulations!? To believe in an heaven of unending bliss.

Ignorance is bliss. I've lost mine

Op, temple4grace, thats why a clean break is always advisable!? How can u wait 24yrs in limbo! Nothing settled?!


She should get d most prominent lawyer in town, n make him get a court injunction!? Make them come start case!? My dad has been on one since 2009, even when he has his govt issued CofO n all other relevant documents!?

SeniorZato:
I dedicate this FTC to my haters

Well, ur haterz still got at u!?
Next time, if u want to type, type dont hate

Afonjashapmouth:
what ever makes u feel good .. enjoy ur day

Thats a non ans!? Tot u had a sharpmouth?! At least u no disgrace me by trying to argue blindly!? Nothing to enjoy, bored silly!?

raker300:
When anambra announced they exported yams...many hate filled afonjas laughed it off.

Even the mods here didn't take it serious...

When they confirmed it was true (eventually)...they said the yams were rejected on arrival.

God loves the igbos...and God will keep fighting for them no matter what you hateful afonjas think

Yep!? The same way they exported ugwu n rice n...


Guy, I didnt even see an igbo name in d article!? What exactly are u referring to?

Afonjashapmouth:
And Uti Nwachukwu is married Dont be response hungry bro

And, Uti just told u he is in a happy relationship! So, u really expected all his replies to be from divorced or unhappily married folks, on my say so! On social media?!

Take ur advise, "dont be response hungry, bro"

Joel3:
so trem is now a contraband?

Nope. False declaration

Axelrod:
Really?
If you want to talk about Buhari's achievements, please don't mention agriculture. It's a friendly warning. Because when those who have the strength to argue finally get here, they will put that line in the thrash where it belongs.
Have you heard of Akinwumi Adesina? Erstwhile minister of agriculture and all the good this he did in that sector?
Now we have Audu Ogbe who is exporting yams. Or did anyone tell you the yams were rejected in the US because they were bad?

What kind of half-baked postulations are u making!



Throughout Akinwumi's tenure, did u see a back to farming as prominent as this?! Were farmers n farming this lucrative?! If it had been, gej would still have had a better chance of winning!?


List one good thing Akunwumi did, that hasnt been blown out of d water by Audu?!

Afonjashapmouth:
Funny people always reacting to news to stay relevant or take a swipe at another celebrity they are either jealous of ot sees as a threat in the industry. What happened to the word "OPINION"

Na pple wey him opinion meet, na them dey react!? Abi u see single or happily married person reply am?!


He called into question, their mental development, n u expect them to siddon look!

Seun:
It’s shocking that they had no plan in place to rescue him in the case of an emergency. I don’t believe it.

After 10yrs! Even death don tire of waiting

Originakalokalo:
Let's take a look at what happened to Adam and Eve after their quest for more.

1. God would come and fellowship with them.

They were sinless, innocent, pure, and peaceful.

They didn't know evil. They knew God.


2.

The moment they fell for that trick,

The glory of God departed from them.

Their minds became opened to evil...(demon possession)

This is what you get when you practice these things.


I will explain why idolatry is dangerous.

Originakalokalo:
Let's take a look at what happened to Adam and Eve after their quest for more.

1. God would come and fellowship with them.

They were sinless, innocent, pure, and peaceful.

They didn't know evil. They knew God.


2.

The moment they fell for that trick,

The glory of God departed from them.

Their minds became opened to evil...(demon possession)

This is what you get when you practice these things.


I will explain why idolatry is dangerous.

Originakalokalo:
Let's take a look at what happened to Adam and Eve after their quest for more.

1. God would come and fellowship with them.

They were sinless, innocent, pure, and peaceful.

They didn't know evil. They knew God.


2.

The moment they fell for that trick,

The glory of God departed from them.

Their minds became opened to evil...(demon possession)

This is what you get when you practice these things.


I will explain why idolatry is dangerous.

Since their mind is already opened to evil, wth are u now trying to avoid?! Or, u're not descended from Adam n Eve ni?