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when people like me are still begging for a job of #30,000/month,you are there contemplating on whether to take up a job worth #50,000/month.i just pray you don't regret it if you reject it.

thank you guys,i really really appreciate your pieces of advice and suggestions.may god bless you all.

Enough Is Enough;a Case Study Of My Life

Fellow nairalanders, it would be very nice of you to help me with your candid and useful advice so as not to go astray. As you all know, this is not my first time of asking for your brotherly and sisterly advice on this great platform, but I want this to take me to my pomiseland this coming month.

It happened that on the 21st of February, 2012 when I came back from my Youth Service, I had about #96,000 in my bank account which I was able to save from my govt. allowee, though it should have been #186,000, but because while in service my mother got herself involved in a thrift cooperative debt of about #80,000 which really caused her a lot of embarrassment and humiliation. Though, I have elderly ones but none was willing to put down anything, so I had no option than to give her a sum of #90,000 to clear the debt, and to tell you the fact, I didn't regret doing that at all, because I believe it was God's doing. So after the whole thing and before coming back home from service in Kogi state, I called my elder sister and informed her that I wanted to use the remaining money in my account to get an apartment in Ibadan or Osogbo because I believed if I relocated to either of those cities I would get a job even though I do not know anyone there, since these are the cities that I would love to start raising my own family after service, but she convinced me to come back to Lagos to search for job.

My dear brothers and sisters! That was how I came back to lag on the 21st of February, 2012, and started searching for teaching jobs that I love with great passion, but because I have an HND, I couldn't get any, so I had to turn my searchlight on other jobs, but uptil this moment I've not been able to secure one, but before i knew it, I had finished the whole money touring the entire cities of lagos and ogun states searching for jobs.

It's been 1yr 3months now that I've been at home doing nothing, and I want this to stop bcs i'm really really tired of sitting at home idle.So i've made up my mind to try and gather some money to travel to either Ibadan or Osogbo to find a menial job like security job, housekeeping job or cleaning job and use whatever I'm able to make from it to train myself in computer engineering which is the only self-employment job that I'll really love to do, at least this would give me an opportunity of being my own boss. The reason for traveling far is that, I'm a shy person and I would be ashamed of myself to do this kind of jobs where I'm well known and can be easily seen.

So fellow nairalanders, do you think this is the right step for me to take since no good job is forthcoming? I would really appreciate ur advice and suggestions, thanks a lot in advance.

This is to appeal to all well meaning Nigerian employers who are well connected and influential to show mercy on us(job seekers) and help us secure a job,even if it's not related to our field of study.Plsssss,we beg you in the name of God,Allah and Jesus Christ,we're not getting any younger,we're getting older by the day,and so many younger ones of ours are looking up to us to cater for their needs including our aged parents who're expecting a lot of things from us since we became graduates.Though we believe so much in prayer and it's efficacy in our life,but I want you to know that,prayer without stress and hustling is nothing,that's why we're calling upon you to help us.May God in his infinite mercy bless you the more as you prepare to do us the favour.Here's my own data:Name:Shittu Akeem Alao,Course:Accountancy(HND),Grade:Upper Credit,Job Searching Duration:1yr 3months,Email:akeemalao@ymail.com.Other job seekers like me can also do the same,may all our wishes be granted in Allah's & Jesus name (Amen).

Pls my able health experts,i'm on diet bcs i really wanna burn the stubborn fat,so i want to know if i can eat the following meals in place of heavy meals,they are:roasted corn,roasted plantain,drinking of garri,fried plantain,wanke(rice),beans with fried stew.I will appreciate it if u can bring up some more meals that can help me on my weight loss journey.Thanks a lot in advance.

Honestly,I understand the way u feel bcs i'm jobless too,but I can assure u that,it will be well very soon,just be prayerful and pls don't depend on any man,depend on God and believe in him.Concerning writing professional CV,visit:www.careerfaqs.com.au>Home>Career.When it opens scrol down and click on sample resume.U'll see different professional cvs,cover&application letters,i can assure u that u'll thank me later.Pls.,hold on to God and do not despair for one day blessings and delight shall be ours in Allah's & Jesus name!!!

LOW SPERM COUNT/WEAK ERECTION:1.black pepper known as 'Iyere' in yoruba 2.ten big onions 3.original honey.DOSAGE:grind the black pepper&onions very well,mix them with the honey&boil for 10mins.Take 1cup in the morning&night.

HEART DISEASE/FAT BURNING:grind ten bulbs of onion,ten bulbs of garlic.Mix thoroughly with 3litres of original honey.Dosage:3tablespoons,3times daily.

PIMPLES/ACNE:use lemon juice{not lime) to wash ur face every morning.OR apply juice of Aloe vera on ur face every night before going to bed.

MOUTH ODOUR/TOOTH-ACHE{Akokoro in yoruba):mix a good qty of original honey with lime juice and wash ur mouth with it 3times a day.For tooth-ache{akokoro) boil some water with some grinded onions,lime juice and grinded white ginger,sieve it and add some salt to it.Wash ur mouth with it frequently with one spoon and drink some.

FACIAL/SKIN BEAUTY:Mix 4tablespoons of original honey with half table spoon of wheat powder and one spoonful of olive oil.Rub the mixture on ur body/face at night for 20mins and wash off with warm water.Do it daily and this will make ur body/face look beautiful&soft.

DIABETES:look for scent leaf{efirin) &bitter leaf(ewuro),squeez sizeable qty of them in two liters of water.Sieve& drink a small cup in the morning after meal and before going to bed at night after meal.Do this repeatedly&consistently until the symptoms disappear.Expect more from me very soon Insha Allah.

are u serious? I mean like seriously?

I was at Ikeja last Tuesday to buy something,and no sooner had i descended the bridge than i saw a girl distributing some job vacancies fliers which i anxiously collected.The flier states;if u're interested in any of the above posts{bcs there so many post in it),text ur name,location& phone number to.....,which i actually did immediately,and as expected,i was sent a text message to come for an interview tomorrow at ikeja.So guys,if u've experienced something like this before,pls tell me how real it is,bcs i don't wanna waste the little dough i have on me on transport.Thanks so much in advance.

Miss Ope: Assalamat... Are u kidding me? U want to clean... U desperate or wat?

i really appreciate ur concern,but i got no option,it's better to do it than doing nothing,bcs half of a loaf is better than none.nevertheless,i would appreciate it if u've a better offer for me.thanks

Pls,don't be offended,i'm really interested but,could u tell me ur salary scale?

Plsssss connect me,i stay at sango-ota and i'm very ready to start immediately,here's my email:akeemalao@ymail.com

U're kidding right? bcs this is the high level of barbarism and barbarity.How could u be sending ur unclad pictures to someone u knew nothing about,all in the name of money,u're a disgrace to the entire womanhood,i'm not sorry to say this,come to think of it,what were u thinking,a young girl like u sending her naked pics to people on social media,it's really crazy and absurd.Eeehen,lest i forget,are u a christian or muslim? U had better go and see ur pastor or alfa for serious deliverance and spiritual exorcism.On a final note,it's never too late for u to go back to school,as a matter of fact u're still very young,so mend ur ways today,seek God's forgiveness and blessings in ur life and above all be contented with whatever u have,if u have #5 today give thanks to God bcs by so doing more shall be given unto u,stop being envious of other people's endowment,is that taken? Best of luck sis.

I'm not trying to be rude or inquisitive here,could u pls tell me the minimum salary.Thanks a lot

visit www. and click on job,then click on other jobs,you would definitely find one there.goodluck sis!

Nasbock is a guy of 22years of age and his full name is Bukayo Ogunlude,he is an internet marketer who has been making legitimate cash via facebook online information marketing since he was 20.How I got to know him:there's a particular program called "single life" on radio continental 102.3fm,he was actually invited to the program last week saturday,this is bcs the program is usually aired every saturday 9pm-11pm,and he talked about how to use facebook to make legitimate money,he gave out his number &facebook name.So immediately after the program i went online to search for him and i also googled to know everything about him,whether it was genuine or not,so the next day,i put a call through to him,and he gave me the details of how to reach him,and on monday i went to him and after paying a certain sum of money,he gave me the training of my life,he put me through so many things i never believed existed on facebook and as i'm talking to u i'm already into the online biz,and as a matter of fact i made my first cash yesterday which was so unbelievable.So i'm using this medium to tell u that,this guy is a fantastic person to have as a mentor when it comes to online biz.Pls guys,try and get in touch with this guy and ur life would never remain the same,u can even google about him to confirm.His facebook name is www.facebook.com/nasbockonline &his phone number is 07034488824.Goodluck guys!!

What da hell do u wanna use the cv for? U're talking about loader and u're requesting for cv,this is absolutely ludicrous.

don't even bother to go bcs they're into drugs selling like gnld,unless ur brother or sister dashed u some money during easter celebration.wise up bro!!

Pls I need someone to teach me driving,I should've gotten a job a long time ago,but it's so unfortunate that i don't know how to drive.I would really appreciate it if u can teach me or if u know any driving school at sango-ota where i can learn it bcs I stay at sango -ota.I've been sitting at home doing nothing so,I want to use this month to do that,i really wanna start immediately.Thanks a lot in advance

Honestly i'm not surprised at all bcs they did something similar to that to me too,and since then i never bothered to go there again.They're too sentimental and nepotic.But tell ur brother not to despair,just tell him to go back there and re-write the test to prove his brilliancy and worth to them,and most importantly,tell him to pray very well before and after the test & interview.Best of luck bro.

Pls how much is the manual and tell me the exact minimum amount i can start with,i really need to start immediately i'm tired of searching for job.

Guys pls,what do u know about Moluklin General Services at Ikeja.Pls tell me whatever u know about them bcs I learnt they are into general cleaning biz,and i will be joining them soon,but i want to know more about them,though,i have HND upper credit in Accountancy but,i wouldn't mind working with them.Pls is it really worth it? Thanks a lot

Is it true that it's easy to get a teaching/other kinds of job in ibadan compared to lagos.Although,I would have loved to move to lekki,lagos but somebody said life in lekki is very expensive and uneasy,so the next option for me is ibadan,though i'm from oyo state but i'm not from ibadan,but i want to move far away from the known faces to where it would be easy for me to do the blue-collar jobs(where i will not be shy to work as a security,cleaner,e.t.c).But my problem now is where to stay when i get to ibadan this coming monday with my HND upper credit in Accountancy.I beg you my brothers&sisters if u know you live in ibadan or u have someone there that can assist me,plssssssss do not hesitate to help,i can be reached via 07067374959,thanks a lot in advance!!

YoungSalute: Intercontinental is recruiting now... Send your letter and curriculum vitae.

Bro, life in lekki is expensive oh ! Can you cope with it ?

Taking a guy into my house is hard small... Maybe, you should tell me more about yourself ?

I can introduce you to someone though...

Best of luck


Do you know how to drive ? (Just asking )

I'm a devout muslim,as a matter of fact i attended arabic school for nine years before going to higher institution,i'm cool-headed and down to earth.but it's really unfortunate that i don't know how to drive,but i plan to learn it once i get a job.I would really appreciate it,if u can help me bro,thanks a lot.

Pls guys,i really need a favour from u,i really need someone to squat with in lekki bcs i want to relocate from sango-ota to VI/lekki in search of greener pasture.I have HND upper credit in Accountancy and I've been searching for white-collar job for over a year but none is forthcoming,i'm so tired of searching bcs i spend most part of my time on the street of lagos searching for job everyday,so at this juncture,i want to relocate from sango to vi/lekki to look for a blue-collar job,i don't mind if it's security or hotel job.I know u might be wondering why i chose vi/lekki,it's bcs these blue-collar jobs,i mean security,hotel,cleaning jobs abound in lekki.So guys if u know u stay around VI/lekki plssssssssss help me!!! I can be contacted via 07067374959.Thanks a lot in advance

bro,it is not molestation but molest,u actually intended to write molest which is a verb but mistakenly wrote molestation which is noun.take note of this next time bro!!!

adim2: @globechamp
In the one page should it include your referees?

capital yes with maximum of three.

Ezeebube2: I'm really thrilled by this revelations. Pls b kind 2 forward same attachment to me bro. Mail is nwadinigwe_nel@yahoo.com
Thanks alot in anticipation.
Peace be with u

it's in ur mail already,go check it out!!

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check ur mail right now!