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Travel / Re: Gridlock As Flood Takes Over Road In Egbeda-idimu, Lagos (Video, Photos) by Assassink: 9:31pm On Apr 27, 2023
tunwumi:
Hoops.

We have a poor waste handling in Nigeria. Plastic bottles will full the drainages.
Education / Re: Sudan: Buses Evacuating Nigerian Students Stop In The Sahara Over Non-Payment by Assassink: 9:28pm On Apr 27, 2023
Princewell2012:


Honestly he made a big mistake, forgetting he also has the army with him.
Do you know he have the right to change jega the inec boss and nothing we happened. What he will just do is to organized a pro protesters in case of any nonsense protest and have E warriors' in place.
Game over.

Now what is that world recognised certificate he is carrying about going to do for us lol na DAT one will won chop
Walahhi he really fork up.
I swear,that guy too soft to be a president.And you see,APC will not relinquish power so easily.
Education / Re: Sudan: Buses Evacuating Nigerian Students Stop In The Sahara Over Non-Payment by Assassink: 2:30pm On Apr 27, 2023
APC is cursed.I blame Gej for handing over to APC in 2015.He should have rig the election and ask them to go to court.

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Travel / Re: Air Peace: I Feel Honoured To Evacuate Nigerians From Sudan - Allen Onyema by Assassink: 7:22pm On Apr 26, 2023
helinues:
Those heading to Egypt by bus should be careful of RSF. They have been attacking people heading to Egypt because Egypt is supporting the legitimate military leader in sudan
Mr, you have to call this guy ipob terrorist.

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Politics / Re: Suspected Herders Murder Nathaniel Ochoche, LP Ward Chairman In Benue by Assassink: 10:30am On Apr 25, 2023
Why are the people of Benue state silent about this?
Crime / Re: Fresh Attack: 12 People Killed In Nasarawa by Assassink: 12:35pm On Apr 22, 2023
Last time I checked,APC won that state with large margin

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Health / Re: Motorcycles Carry Corpse In Dr Congo - (Graphic Pictures) by Assassink: 12:34pm On Apr 22, 2023
African is really a cemetery

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Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Assassink: 10:54am On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...
Fake story,I saw this same fake story on Facebook last month,and you have decided to bring it here on Naira land.

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Romance / Re: Love Isn’t Real; Any Man You Catch, Eat His Money!” – Bride Advises Ladies (vid) by Assassink: 8:35am On Apr 22, 2023
Arizoner:
she sabi fùck? How many rounds you fùckam? Which style she give u?
Guy,the girl dey Fu*CK.Very sweet pu*ssy but I can't marry her because she's not a virgin
Crime / Re: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by Assassink: 10:00pm On Apr 21, 2023
AchrafHakimi:
Nice.
Hyenas and vultures need food too.
And your body will be used for food
Romance / Re: Love Isn’t Real; Any Man You Catch, Eat His Money!” – Bride Advises Ladies (vid) by Assassink: 8:57pm On Apr 21, 2023
This is one of the reason I refuse to get married.Until my mom come carry one fine girl with big yansh come.Nutshell,the girl don get belle now.

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Politics / Re: Obidient Movement Is Fuelled By Tribal, Religious Sentiments - Keyamo by Assassink: 8:11pm On Apr 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Zombiedients are a bunch of nincompoops.
Mugu

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fan Racially Abused Saka On Twitter After Penalty Miss Against Westham by Assassink: 7:36pm On Apr 17, 2023
There's is even better compared to Nigeria in which tribalism has eaten deep in to the bone marrow of the people.

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Politics / Re: Kogi APC Governorship Primary, Biggest Fraud In Nigeria’s History – Shuaibu Audu by Assassink: 3:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
That's why I blame Gej for handing power over to APC

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Politics / Re: Adamawa: DSS To Commence Investigation Over Attack On Staff by Assassink: 8:40pm On Apr 16, 2023
Dey play.You guys should go and arrest MC olumo first

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Politics / Re: Ododo Defeats Adeyemi, Others To Win Kogi APC Governorship Ticket by Assassink: 9:20am On Apr 15, 2023
braveboi4life:
Kogi state election will be interesting, Yahaya who performed poorly in governance picks his tribe man in a state strongly divided along tribal lines.

Waiting for who PDP will pick.

Yay aha is like wike they don't believe in free and fair election, all.they do is write results, intimidate, kill just to win election.

Interesting days ahead in Kogi
Yahaya bello,hope uzodimma and wike are bullies.They can intemidate and kill their opponents

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Politics / Re: Nobody Can Force Me Out Of Nigeria – Peter Obi Fires Back At Fani-kayode, Others by Assassink: 8:53pm On Apr 14, 2023
Ireportlive:
cool




The fear of Interpol and British immigration



.
So, you haven't stop sniffing this stuff?Just like your drug master

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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Falling Out With Tonto Dikeh. I Miss Our Friendship - Bobrisky (video) by Assassink: 7:27pm On Apr 14, 2023
This nigger dey f*uck Tonto dike

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Politics / Re: I Will Renounce My Nigerian Citizenship If Tinubu Becomes President - Ojikutu by Assassink: 9:42am On Apr 13, 2023
Frank688915:
Tinubu went to Obama inauguration. obi go do campaign after election for UK dem grab am like thief! cheesy
And the drug make you dey take like your daddy Escobar dey make you ment. BATS-tards

Travel / Re: Little Girl Found Lost And Drifting At Sea By A Cruise Boat (pics/video) by Assassink: 9:01pm On Apr 12, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Than God this didn't happen in Nigeria, it would have been her mutilated corpse they would have found.

This I have seen.

Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Call For My Arrest, Prosecution Baseless – Lai Mohammed by Assassink: 8:29pm On Apr 12, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

Those who needed to be arrested have been arrested yet heaven did not fall.

How Peter Obi spent Easter in detention in London

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/592990-how-peter-obi-spent-easter-in-detention-in-london.html
you have sniff this stuff again?

Politics / Re: Wike Drove Peter Obi From PDP – Dino Melaye by Assassink: 6:50pm On Apr 12, 2023
LeoDeKing:

And he will be sworn in on 29th May 2023 as the tweeter president.

Thank you daddy.
And you will continue to sniff drug like your drug daddy.

Politics / Re: Daily Loud Reports Tinubu's US Drug Case by Assassink: 10:43pm On Apr 10, 2023
noble71:
shocked
It has never been this bad! embarassed


Meanwhile sell your Pi to us at a good rate.
How much
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Prays For United Nigeria In His Easter Message by Assassink: 11:12am On Apr 09, 2023
fixitbyjal:
Prays for united Nigeria

Coming from someone who doesn'believe in one Nigeria
hypocrites

Crime / Re: Bandits Abduct Travellers On Abuja-kaduna Highway by Assassink: 1:38pm On Apr 07, 2023
KingKO22:
The bandits, kidnappers and herdsmen of LPDP have resumed their duty after lossing woefully to Asiwaju


Asiwaju will deal with all these LPDP animals

Thank you Daddy in Pandora Obituary voice 🤣😂😂
You are a big mugu.Pdp and LP is the cursed of your low sperm count
Politics / Re: Obidients, One Of The Most Repulsive Concoctions Encountered - Soyinka by Assassink: 12:30pm On Apr 07, 2023
Imagine this cultist

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode To Obi: Do Us All A Big Favour, Go And Never Come Back by Assassink: 10:09am On Apr 07, 2023
LeoDeKing:

We Nigerians take him serious.

At least he doesn't take advice from a madman.
You guys have started romancing ffk ,very soon he will bite you guys and we will be here to see the chain reaction

Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Raid Umogidi In Benue, Kill Policeman, 45 Others by Assassink: 9:35am On Apr 07, 2023
nedu666:


Stop acting like a child. Wat has voting got to do with this
kid kee you there.I just asked an armless question you are there telling your father that he's behaving like a kid.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Raid Umogidi In Benue, Kill Policeman, 45 Others by Assassink: 7:26am On Apr 07, 2023
Who won that state in the presidential election?

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