ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

NaijaRoyalty:
The national coffers must be empty by now due to massive looting by this government

They've emptied the nation's treasury for there selfish interest .

The rulling party, APC, ha finished this country.

I smell recession.

By now you are still smelling recession when recession is already leaving with us



PERVENCHE:


Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob all married their cousins.

The Bible is pretty clear on that fact by showing so many first-cousin marriages and by first-cousin marriage being notably absent from Leviticus 18. In the JPS version of the Tanakh Leviticus 18:6 says not to "come near anyone of [your] own flesh to uncover unclothedness" in the JPS. In other versions the word "kin" is often used. Leviticus does go on to list various and very specific "you and your kin" relationships and goes so far as to point out that we shouldn't have sex with sheep but fails to even elude to cousins. In fact, if Jesus did exist it is well within the realm of possibility that his parents were first-cousins (the 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia mentions this possibility).

suzzyboss:
Just imagine...
After all the oppressions from the landlord.. The usesless man is till beeping the tenant's wife..
Bad landlord..
But thy shall not kill sha.. I won't support any form of killing

drips8:
I doubt he will take that offer, he's been playing extremely well since he joined united and he has described the club as his dream club.

dawnomike:
Well, this is where his business instinct will set in. Passion or Money

xynerise:
Op, you are right. I don't always rely on NCDC report. They are not saying the truth.
The fact remain that there are more infected people out there that could not get tested and are positive, may God help us and we should learn to stay at home

Emperor100:
Nice gesture Mr President. Like him or hate him he would still be there till at least 2019..

AKAKAK:
Oyetunji Abioye

The local currency gained N12, rising from 367 to 355 against the United States dollar at the parallel market on Thursday, a day after the Central Bank of Nigeria released the much-awaited foreign exchange market framework.

Forex dealers and analysts said the naira-dollar exchange rate, which closed flat at 367 on Wednesday, started reacting to the new policy following a rise in the supply of the greenback at the parallel market on Thursday.

The International Monetary Fund on Thursday said it welcomed the decision by the CBN to abandon its currency peg and adopt a flexible exchange rate policy, saying this was important to reduce fiscal and external imbalances.

The CBN had said on Wednesday that a market-driven foreign exchange market would commence on Monday, in the process abandoning the peg of N197 to the dollar that it had supported for 16 months.

Experts, who spoke to our correspondent on Wednesday, lauded the CBN for its courage to implement the market-determined exchange rate policy, saying it would bring down prices and eliminate market distortions.

Traders said on Thursday that the naira would likely fall next week as the country switches to a flexible and market-driven exchange rate policy.

Analysts also said that the naira might slide to a record low when the new open-market foreign currency trading commenced on Monday.

“We are expecting an initial wide depreciation of the naira at the official window, but the rate could stabilise at around the present black market rate of 370, depending on how much dollars the central bank will be willing to push into the market,” a senior trader told Reuters.

However, the CBN has said it is “reasonably optimistic” the naira will settle at around 250 to the US dollar, according to Reuters.

While forecasting that that naira will initially weaken against the greenback following a flotation on Monday, the CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele, said the local currency would gain significantly over time.

Quoting a letter to President Muhammadu Buhari by the CBN governor was said to have noted that the naira would settle around 250 against the greenback.

“I must assure Your Excellency that we are indeed reasonably optimistic that at some point, the rate will settle around 250 naira,” Emefiele was quoted to have written by News Agency of Nigeria.

The letter, which briefs Buhari on the foreign exchange plan, says it could take three to four weeks to clear a $4bn backlog of foreign exchange demand.

Meanwhile, currency dealers and bank chiefs will meet CBN officials today (Friday) to discuss trading under the new interbank foreign exchange regime, according to a treasury source.

Members of the Financial Market Dealers Association met on Thursday to evaluate the new policy and determine how trading would work, the treasury source told Reuters.

IMF spokesman, Gerry Rice, told a weekly news briefing that the Fund wanted to see how effectively the naira exchange market would function once the new float system was put into effect on Monday.

“I think the announcement yesterday (Wednesday) to revise the guidelines for the operation of the Nigerian interbank foreign exchange market is an important and welcome step,” Rice told reporters, adding, “It will provide greater flexibility in that market, the foreign exchange market.”

http://www.punchng.com/forex-policy-imf-lauds-cbn-naira-appreciates/

FriendChoice:
Almajiri From Maiduguri Graduated With 4.98 CGPA (pics)

These are what his friends got to say.

Flexherbal:
FG should go and sit down.
Can't they employ their citizens?

Musquareney:
This is another huge blow to the boxing industry as another world star boxer, Kevin Ferguson world-widely known as Kimbo-slice is reportedly dead when the world is still morning the death of great Muhammed Alli who was also declared dead some days ago.
MMA.tv reports that the 42-year-old passed away moments ago this morning from a heart failure and boxers all over the world are actually pleading to the year 2016 to stop taking the good away from them.

Kimboslice, who is a Miami Legend, was born on the 2nd of August, 1974 and got his existence terminated today 6th of June, 2016, summing his age up to 42 years on the surface of the Earth.

See more of his photos below:

Source: http://www.9jacodedgist.com/2016/06/another-fallen-hero-boxer-kimbo-slice.html

makzeze:

Oilandgas1:
The federal government has directed banks, insurance and financial institutions to suspend plans to sack workers in the sector. Minister of labour and employment, Chris Ngige in a statement said; “Following spate of petitions and complaints from stakeholders in the banking, insurance and financial institutions, I hereby direct the suspension of the on- going retrenchment pending the outcome of the conciliatory meetings in the industry,” “This is as a result of the apprehension by my office of the various disputes in the sector in accordance and in compliance with the provisions of the labour laws of Nigeria. “In this wise, all the retrenchments and redundancies done in the last four months and all proposed ones should be put on hold pending the outcome of the proposed stakeholders’ summit for the banking, insurance and financial institutions’ employers and employees, slated for July 2.” The statement added that the continued retrenchment and redundancy by the sector were jeopardising the outcome of the reconciliatory and mediatory processes undertaken by the ministry.


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-fg-orders-banks-not-sack-staff