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Celebrities › Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 1:10pm On Jan 22, 2015

VickyyB:
There insults didn't move me.
I'm confident about my look.

But you are too saucy na. Why, my mgbeke? Calling Davido 'a short, ugly guy' then dissing Ice Princes' girl.

Celebrities › Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 12:43pm On Jan 22, 2015

VickyyB:

What, my love? Why are you looking like an mgbeke with a gallon of green paint on her face?

Celebrities › Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2015

VickyyB:
My stalkers. You and assfreaky

My sweet tomato-potatoish mgbeke, better slow down. You have been receiving a lot of bashing lately. I don't like people bashing my crush, but I must confess, your comments have been deserving of bashing. If I had not been busy yesterday, I would have given you some real bashing of my own.

Health › Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by assfreaky(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2015

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Romance › Re: See What My Girl Did To Me Tonight (pic) by assfreaky(m): 12:23am On Jan 21, 2015

HizMissy:
Far too much experience.

Yes, na. As you self service, the johnbull lengthens. I am fond of pulling it.

Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Like And Hate About The Opposite Sex? by assfreaky(m): 12:19am On Jan 21, 2015

mirexxx:
dunno d link buh av seen sumfin lyk dis b4 " wat turns u on and off in d opposite sex" its dsame question jare. don't mind me nyc thread bye

wat i hate? beards

You have not seen mine. Luxuriant.

Romance › Re: See What My Girl Did To Me Tonight (pic) by assfreaky(m): 12:09am On Jan 21, 2015

Stelvin101:
all this Vaseline boiz in NL. I sowi for gals wey go marry una coz una prick go done small like mustard seed coz of too much soapy. bad life

Small abi big?

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Romance › Re: Madly Crushing On Juliaann by assfreaky(m): 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2015

Some of these ladies are over hyped. I go soon open thread about over hyped Romancelanders.

Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Tell A Lady She Looks Fat In A Good Way? by assfreaky(m): 7:18pm On Jan 20, 2015

MrCork:
..bro forget that EroticAngelina babe mennnnn.....she from Ghana!

I just dey observe ni o, Oga Cork. But she is light skinned na.

Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Tell A Lady She Looks Fat In A Good Way? by assfreaky(m): 7:02pm On Jan 20, 2015

EroticAngelina:
This mrcork sef ehn dont tell her. Dont u have sense.

Romance › Re: 12 Reasons Why Nice Guys Don't Always Get The Girl by assfreaky(m): 3:40pm On Jan 20, 2015

So you see, Vickyyb? In spite of having a crush on you, I can never let you walk all over me. I will deactivate first before I let it happen.

I no be gentleman like dat o.

Romance › Re: Madly Crushing On Juliaann by assfreaky(m): 9:13am On Jan 20, 2015

Mad people everywhere. Why will I crush on pinshure. Ordinary pinshure.

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 9:02am On Jan 20, 2015

VickyyB:
What?

Go to hell.

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 8:24pm On Jan 19, 2015

VickyyB:
Okay!

VickyyB!!!

Romance › Re: A Note To Rubey by assfreaky(m): 6:28pm On Jan 19, 2015

rubey:
Woah!
A note for me?

No o, the note na for me.

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Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2015

VickyyB:
K.
I'm too hot and stalkers can't resist me.
Continue

Hot ko, cold ni. You are ugly and mgbekeish. You look like you just came out from a cold room (you know, like a frozen tilapia).

Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2015

VickyyB:
Fool, stop stalking me. Asswipe!

Shatap dere, mgbeke. Must you be everywhere? See your eyes like halogen bulbs.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Why Can't Nairalanders Date One Another? by assfreaky(m): 8:56am On Jan 19, 2015

Unibenstudent:
wow that picture is drop dead pretty sha..I still wonder what motivates u here on nairaland.

STFU. Weren't it you who said she should give guys like me a chance? You can't even write good English and you are here fhucking and shamelessly representing Uniben.

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Celebrities › Re: ‘i’m Alive And Well By His Grace’ – Muna Obiekwe Responds To Death Rumours... by assfreaky(m): 10:46pm On Jan 18, 2015

Muna is indeed late. It is sad but true. RIP, Muna

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2015

Unibenstudent:
just allow some nairaland boys a chance .the one who like u like assfreak give them chance.

Na who be dis? No let me bash you today o. No call my moniker anyhow unless... I go deactivate your account for here.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 5:42pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
ok. Accept the truth and i'll pm you.

I already accepted.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
You've a crush on me?

Well, that is not what gingers me to call you out all the time. Your rudeness is the sole reason, mgbeke.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
Pervert alert. Keep wishing

Pervert? How am I a pervert? What did you drink?

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 3:21pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
k

Must you reply? Fvck off.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:51pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB or whatever your name is, I will catch you.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:46pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
Stop quoting me, eranko.

Shatap dere.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
You kept begging Nneka123 to reply your PM.

Why not mind your business, amebo.

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Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:09pm On Jan 18, 2015

VickyyB:
Why are you obsessed with my moniker? I'm too hot and irresistable.
Keep using me to quench your thirstiness.

Obsessed ko, abscess ni.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 1:47pm On Jan 18, 2015

kristein:
lolzz! my man like say u knw..

i second you jawe!

I dey tell you, boss. Dat girl dey always feel like one sophisticated babe with that her yansh wey flat like witch breasts.

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Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 12:23pm On Jan 18, 2015

Next would be VickyyB. I will personally investigate that mgbeke and make her deactivate her account.

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 1:30am On Jan 18, 2015

Cruzeiro:
guy aswear u don use laugh kee me.
Rotflmao

Romance › Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 11:04pm On Jan 17, 2015

VickyyB:
So touchy! Who stole your biscuit, kid?

Haha, funny. I no get your time today. You know wetin I fit do to that your yansh wey flat like pancake. grin

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