Romance › Re: 10 Claims Of Most Female Romancelanders by assfreaky(m): 7:21pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
My guy must have 6 packs (Yet, na one obese pot bellied guy dey manage them) |
Romance › Re: Beautiful Girls/ladies On Nairaland.... by assfreaky(m): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 5:25pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Lala247: Lol Peckham that look like yaba market his not serious  |
Romance › Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 3:55pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
kendrick9: in ur dreams... wat about Paris Don't mind him. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Members Who Probably have a crush Each other by assfreaky(m): 8:12am On Jan 29, 2015 |
Prophessor: 1.) naijaboiy and marieolae
2.)tosyne2much and farano
3.)Japhet04 and marieolae
4.)Prophessor and ......
5.)Assfreaky and VickyyB
DISCLAIMER-Prophessor is not responsible for whatever he posts in this section  Modified!!! |
Romance › Re: Sweet!!!! by assfreaky(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Midehi: nt me oooo bt watchin Dem dey knack your friend and you sit there dey watch and enjoy. Oya, get up, hold that chair and expect some kobokoing. |
Romance › Re: Sweet!!!! by assfreaky(m): 3:27pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Midehi: uussshhhh....ssssshhhhuuu...yekpaaaa Na which style he dey use roboskeshi you? D.oggy va.gina, d.oggy anal, wheelbarrow, scissors, stretch, standing d.oggy...? |
Family › Re: Must A Married Man Be Monogamous? by assfreaky(m): 9:31am On Jan 28, 2015 |
VickyyB: Vickyyb will murder that dude who cheats on him. (paradox & satire) Mmm, my sumptuous mgbeke, where have you been? Don't ignore me o unless.... |
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by assfreaky(m): 8:00pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Seyi Shay remains my only Nigerian celebrity crush. |
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Romance › Re: Am Emotionally And Physically Broken Down,i Need Serious Advice by assfreaky(m): 5:04am On Jan 27, 2015 |
reminiscing: Please say what you wish to say to me,maybe It will make me shed all the tears and never make me repeat such mistake.... I met with this guy online and we just clicked,it was as if we had know each other for ages.He called me every morning and we also spent enough time chatting online.it was great,I felt I had finally found Mr right.He asked me out but I turned him down with much excuses that I don't want to be broken hearted again.To cut the story short,I gave in and it was wonderful,he invited me to his place and I did. He warned my sometime ago when we were chatting that he could be touchy,we did kissed and a few touches.After like a week again,I went visiting and I don't know what came over me but I gave in and we had sex.When I left,He didn't bother chatting with me again and has changed the way he talks to me,As I type now I can't control myself because my tears are just giving way please advice me,scold me,just say something that will make me think straight cos I don't know what to do. Eyah, the people of this world are wicked o. Won ti lu arabirin yi ni jibiti. They have defrauded her. O mase o. What a pity! |
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Romance › Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
iPrevail: I should be asking you that. You sure you ain't seeing blue as green? Or perhaps you lack knowledge of the proper definition of beauty. Look at her properly Biko. Blue for green could mean I saw something bluish green. But ugly and beautiful, o boy, na too much ororo and wet weed be that o. The girl is ugly and over hyped. |
Romance › Re: How To Get A Player To Commit by assfreaky(m): 12:28pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Commit wetin na? Suicide? Dis OP sef wey dey post advice no fit make me commit if I dey play am. If I wan retire from playing girls like football, I go commit, no be sey one girl go blackmail me. |
Romance › Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 10:49am On Jan 26, 2015 |
SeverusSnape: Must she gather?... She's good, That's whats important. She must gather now. |
Romance › Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 10:48am On Jan 26, 2015 |
iPrevail: Gather what? 
She's beautiful. Beautiful kwa? How many cups of ororo you drink last night? |
Romance › Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 7:02am On Jan 26, 2015 |
SeverusSnape: SeverusSnape Clevvermind Cuteemma Dechandel Mathematical Mizmycoli Romanciella Nneka123 Seun. That dechandel is overrated abeg. She no gather jor. They fit hype people for this nairaland sha. |
Romance › Re: Join The Conversation, Tell Us Why You Are Single **might Find Your Match Here** by assfreaky(m): 6:51am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Blanc8: You look like the kinda chiq that could be easily lied to / or rather easily deceived... Point is - You don't know you single... That's even worse# I pray God restores your brain See finishing o. Na una two go still fall in love as I been dey look am for my crystal ball. |
Romance › Re: When Babe Visits And You Both Are In Godly Relationship (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 11:07am On Jan 25, 2015 |
[quote author=mirexxx post=30111801][/quote]You dis girl, why now?  Must I speak from the corners of my mouth? |
Romance › Re: When Babe Visits And You Both Are In Godly Relationship (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 9:23am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Omo, na devilish relationship sure pass o. Make mirexxx visit me, I go come dey dull myself like this. Never!!! |
Celebrities › Re: “I Want A Bum Like Kim & Khloe Kardashian’s” – Actress Seyi Asekun by assfreaky(m): 9:38pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
mirexxx: lol c dis guy. eroticangelina how do you mean Khloe ain't a real kardashian  |
Romance › Re: Why Your Crush Dosnt Like You... by assfreaky(m): 1:00pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
rubey: Stalking! I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy People like unibenstudent? |
Celebrities › Re: “I Want A Bum Like Kim & Khloe Kardashian’s” – Actress Seyi Asekun by assfreaky(m): 11:38am On Jan 24, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: LMAO! jx read what u are typing! i dnt wish to have a butt like theirs, coz im satisfied with mine. mine z big n natural, bt theirz z f.a.k.e! the only persn dat has a lil big azz z khloe coz she aint a real kardashain! go n watch kim's sex tape wit rayj! her butt was flatter dan a plate. kourtney z kim's real sis, y isnt herz big? i pity guys like u who are blinded  Yours is big? I am now going to finally and officially die on your matter. VickyyB and mirexxx can go to anywhere they like. |
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Romance › Re: Silly And Annoying Things Guys Do on Nairaland And Facebook by assfreaky(m): 5:58am On Jan 24, 2015 |
OP, you forgot. A guy go write something sensible, e no go see any like but one girl like marieolae wey no dey make sense most of the time go post junk and you go dey see as likes go dey flow like water. |
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Romance › Re: . by assfreaky(m): 12:08am On Jan 24, 2015 |
OP, next time dem show face, PM me. I go like teach the 3 of them some vital lessons about life. |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Is Probably A Bad Idea! by assfreaky(m): 4:57pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
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Forum Games › Re: Mention For Fun by assfreaky(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Pr0ton: Macof Mrpresident1 Ipledge Clevvermind LoveMEbaby Deeboiyy Dreyl naijaboiy alberto2k Nneka123 Vickyyb Rapmoney Bataderemi Farano assfreaky Emodeee Ujsizzle emusmith Davidson267 Ninobrown888 cokacoola Ireneony Starlingleanets Princesuko DrSage Sweetchi26 Thanks, my boss. |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 1:31pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: Ice prince girlfriend was because of that dude called Rexa..tyne. OK, I understand. Sha be careful cos you know I love you. |