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RomanceRe: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 7:11am On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
hi sweerie!!!!! Lng tym no see. How av u been? And whr av u been? Missed u cheesy
u changed ur username?
Yes, my queen. I left (deactivated) NL so I could concentrate on my final exams. Missed you badly, my currycamcom.
RomanceRe: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 12:22am On Jan 10, 2015
My eroticangelina shabashubu. Longest time.
RomanceRe: MATURE MIND Only:wats Your Favorite Bleeping Position by assfreaky(m): 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
Doggyy or wheelbarrow style. But I like doggyy more.

I put Dogg.y and some Mod changed it to canine angry
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 6:57pm On Jan 09, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
Assfreaky and kristein. You guys should be ashamed that you are exchanging words with a female.

That's so not MANly angry
Exchanging wetin? We have been pummeling her grin
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2015
kristein:
i swear to God who made me someone else is typing this for you grin
Chai, I swear someone wrote that for her.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 5:48pm On Jan 09, 2015
kristein:
you guyz have insulted this girl enough o.
we all believe and aware that she s a drop out yet,she s looking for mr perfect to come propose to her.

guy,honestly you've cracked me up here like kindaku!,and at this point"the girl will be regreting why she prolly quoted you in the 1st place"...Lolzzz! roflmao lwkmd oo
grin Drop out? Chai, you yourself wicked o. I don dey pity the girl na. Her opolo eyes go don red by now like the eyes of person wey dem dash correct slap . Make I free am before she go go commit suicide.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 5:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
wetin she do you na? I've noticed on you on her case grin grin
She is too full of herself. No yansh, no chest, nothing sexy, yet she go dey shout super sexy guys like sey she be Kim K abi ChubbyT.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 5:28pm On Jan 09, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
grin grin grin

she did not hear you, repeat it grin
cheesy
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 4:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
VickyyB:
No one pushes me to the wall, and go scot free. undecided
Olodo! Next time, it should be, "No one pushes me to the wall and GOES (not GO) scot free. Olodo rabata. You can't even write good English, sigidi inu eru.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 10:27am On Jan 09, 2015
VickyyB:
That was a typo. Oponu oshi grin
grin Oma se o. How can that be a typo, aunty? You can lie o.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 12:25am On Jan 09, 2015
VickyyB:
Maybe. grin
Some guys are insecured- because we don't want to date an ugly guy. They went haywire. cheesy
Chai, olodo. It is INSECURE, not INSECURED. Primary school loading for you. grin
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 12:22am On Jan 09, 2015
VickyyB:
Ugly ídiot. The day Rokiatu asked you to upload your orangutan look-alike picture, you never accepted. cry
grin Eyah, opolo, you still get that rotten mouth to dey talk abi? Make I free you. I no want make you go drink otapiapia.

Good night.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2015
VickyyB:
-I'm beautiful and hot, and I know it. cool

-I don't need a man to be happy- my signature is a sole witness.

-I can't settle for less. Hot cute guy or no marriage. Oya, die. cheesy
grin Eyah, opolo, you self dey claim hot. You sure sey no be malaria dey worry you so?
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:59pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
It's not my fault that all your female kindreds are dumb.

Idìot. grin
grin Chai, I don trash am sotey she dey attack people wey no dey fight am. Sorry, VickyyB. You no fine. You can't change your destiny. Just try to be humble, maybe you might get a man to overlook your ugliness and disgusting opolo eyes. Even the skin under your makeup cannot be mistaken. You don bleach sotey the skin self don become hopeless and shrivelled.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:50pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Mumu! You can use "Aphrodite" in any context you wish be it love, beauty etc.

Brainless Mofo undecided
You can't. You need to be versed in Greek mythology and literature. And you, bimbo, aren't got the brains. You are so empty upstairs.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:43pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
You're so dumb! Didn't you see "s" in compliment.
You lack comprehension skills and that's why you concluded it's only "a" person that compliment me.

Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty; and in that context, I used it as a figure speech- something that shouldn't be taken literal.

Mumurity101 cry
You be ode. Olodo. You said compliments from a (singular; one) learned colleague. You need to return to primary school.

Aphrodite is not only the goddess of beauty, but also of procreation.

You know nothing. You no come fine again. Babe, your brain dey smell.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
The compliments I get on daily basis from a learned colleague and my mirror, is what I'm using to bask in euphoria of self-confidence.

Your hate would not change anything- I'm more beautiful than any female you've ever met in your life. I'm the aphrodite of our generation. wink

Now, get yourself stabbed because i'm wonderfully made. cheesy
Chai, girl, you no get sense at all. Are you this gullible?

So because one person dey make boli for you, you come think sey you fine. Girl, get sense now. Na girls like you dey easy to scam.

Do you know what it means to say someone is the Aphrodite of a particular generation? Can anyone be the Aphrodite of a particular generation? Do you know who Aphrodite was?
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Lol..

You are such a nitwit, charley.
How could someone be so retardèd, idìotic and perverted.
Re-check your username and tell me if it's sensible.

Uploade a picture of your stùpid Mum or sister(s).
How stùpid could one get. sad
grin You are the pervert. You are throwing insults at people who aren't in a fight with you. I see how hard it is to write good English. Your use of the word, "Could" shows the struggles you went through to make any sense.

Opolo eyes no be open eyes. Make you abuse my mama, e no go make you fine. You worwor. You be orisa oko's wife.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 11:03pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Why not type in an understandable English, Nobel prize Laureate.
An idìot who can't construct simple english is ranting about me not knowing how type effectively. grin
You're such a dimwit.
Post a picture of your Godforsaken dolt of a Mummy, girlfriend.
Illiterate möron! gringrin
Your English stinks

First, you wouldn't expect that an illiterate should know how to read and write. And Nobel prizes are awarded in at least 5 fields. And please, do you construct English or English grammar?

You are clearly the i.diot here, mademoiselle.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 10:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Cry me a river. Your ugly mum, sister and gf can never be as half as cute and hot like me. wink
The thing pain am. Chai! Worwor thing. English self, you no sabi. Fine, you no fine. English, you no sabi. Wetin you come sabi? To dey flash opolo eyes for your cheap camera phone. I am sure you no fit weigh reach 50kg even with mortar on your head. You go be like house girl beside my girlfriend.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 10:14pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
Upload your oraguntan face to compare with kristien own. cry
Abeg, shataap. You ugly thing with opolo eyes. grin You no fine but go dey feel like Kim K. Beggars can't be choosers. You no hot and you dey look down on guys. Na thunder go fire that your opolo eyes.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 6:53pm On Jan 08, 2015
Prexxy1:
Did u read what u typed??
You go fear question o. Wetin I type wey I no read?
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristein:
guy u sef funny sha

c ah don laff kill ma sef for here o!
roflwkmd lmao lolzzzz hahahahaha!

like seriously bro,d one i call am fit still dey manageable but u cm go add another insult on injury.

i dey sure say d girl go lock herself up mourning day and night! nna ehn,dieriz God o grin
grin Make we leave am b4 we hear tomorrow say one Nairaland babe don drink otapiapia.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 5:41pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristein:
lolzzz! not my fault jawe

inbtw,abi shey i lie ni grin
Walahi, you no lie. The girl go sabi act zombie for horror film o. I dey sure say she even flat for front and back like ironing board.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 5:07pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristein:
dat her opolo eyes + marykay wey she dey pour for face cm make her resemble my great-grand-father oracle wey dey hen back yard
Chai grin Guy, you wicked o.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 3:04pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristein:
you sef dey c werrin i dey c...she no fyn but wnt handsome guy like me! smh
No mind am. She think sey opolo eyes na open eyes. She come open eyes like ayamatanga.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 2:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
VickyyB:
God knows that he must be super hot. grin
But you no hot na. All you these average girls self go come here dey form Kim K. Na thunder go fire that your flat yansh for you. In short, thunder fire your right yansh too.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness Is No Longer A Passport To Getting Girls by assfreaky(m): 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2015
kristina1:
Seconded!!
Who wan marry someone wey you no go fit present out
And you think sey you dey presentable?

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