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Politics / Why Nnamdi Kanu Has Not Appeared In Court (OPINION) by assfreaky(m): 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2015
Yes, some Igbos are saying Buhari has murdered him. It is a LIE. Buhari knows NnaMADi Kanu's weaknesses and is using it to keep the albino baboon in place.

I just pity all those south beasts disturbing themselves on the street shouting for Kanu's release. All of them are just wasting their precious time. NnaMADi Kanu is enjoying himself in prison with beautiful women supplied to him by FG. They have caught KANU by the balls.

There will neva be Biafra. Na Biafra dey. Make una manage am. KANU don abandon una like Agbari Cowardchukwu Ojukwu did.

A word is enough for any Igbo out there.

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Crime / Re: Woman Meets Her Raper In Banking Hall by assfreaky(m): 3:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
saasala:
If I were the woman's hubby, I would beg the police to allow me bite off the cap of his pennis..Sorry I mean I would bribe the police to allow me.

Gay ALERT!!!
Crime / Re: Robbery Attack On Eko Bridge This Evening (Photos) by assfreaky(m): 7:11am On Oct 31, 2015
All these Okparas and Chinedus always amaze me. Must you celebrate Christmas in the village?

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Crime / Re: See What Alaba Guys Did To A Pickpocket (PHOTOS) by assfreaky(m): 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
ThisMeansWAR:
looking at the flat oblongata, he is definitely Igbo ..

Why do igbos have flat heads ?

Because na their custom and tradition to have flat heads.
Romance / Re: Why Are Most NL Guys So Pained? by assfreaky(m): 7:39am On Jul 24, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
ur post shows how immature u are!!!

Abeg shut up joor.
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi In Tears, Says Leaders will pay for their deeds (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 3:27pm On Jul 19, 2015
Na tears plenty for him eyes na. How the thing come concern me na?
Anyway, OP, pinshure of the emir shedding tears or...

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Politics / Re: I Earned 5,000 Naira To Burn School, Says Teenage Boko Haram Recruit by assfreaky(m): 3:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
WisdomCanada:
Biafra we want, Biafra we must get.

Come on, shut up your mouth there. Biafra ko, Biafree.
Pets / What Species Of Snake Is This (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 1:39am On Jul 19, 2015
shocked

Politics / Re: 10 Most Evil Men In History Of The World (pictures And Their Deeds) by assfreaky(m): 5:52pm On Jul 11, 2015
OP,

How dare you not put Ojukwu there? That Ojukwu, bastard son of a thousand fathers.
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Hottest Rappers In Nigeria Right Now by assfreaky(m): 11:03pm On Jul 10, 2015
Airforce1 suppose top that list. That guy can rap gidi grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Drop The Name(s) Of Any Nairaland Lady You Know That Takes Pictures Like This by assfreaky(m): 4:45pm On Jun 27, 2015
Patience Jonathan Abi, wetin be the question wey you ask again?
Politics / Re: Wife Of British D.O.in The East Being Carried By Two Able Bodied Men In 1940(pic by assfreaky(m): 11:44pm On Jun 17, 2015
makzeze:
Wife of British District Officer while she was being carried by two able bodied men for a strawling in Eastern Nigeria in 1940.


Source:http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/aminiya/index.php/waiwaye/7666-waiwaye-baba-shettima

Eyah, I can see their flat heads from the front. South East. Look at una ancestors carrying a woman on a stroll.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am A Tomboy From Warrı by assfreaky(m): 4:26pm On Jun 15, 2015
Candy22:
My name ıs Cynthıa, am a tomboy. ı nıd a lezmate for a serıous relatıonshıp.. Any delta lez dat ıs ınterested shuld call me: 08101757843.. Guys pls keep off..

Are you the one in your dp? You don turn man finish.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Cost £34,500 (N10, 453,000)-BreakingTimes by assfreaky(m): 6:14pm On Jun 01, 2015
CSTR2:
Baba e lo ma wu ku.
Defending a president with no known income whose wife is wearing £30,000 accessories on her very first day.
You must be criminals where you come from.

Gbenu buruku sohun. If una no like Buhari, make una go swim for inside lagoon. Nonsense.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 10:36pm On May 13, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
undecided undecided Na me carry my hand find trouble oo..
Ask the gown na grin..
Done with this topic biko..
If I handle that thing from the back... chai, le pro Nome obongolagu.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 9:13pm On May 13, 2015
Lala247:

Haba u wan put me for hospital

No o. The thing be sey I go shift your pelvic girdle small. I no dey see big bootay for eyes. Na mad kobokoing o. If the girl no limp out of my house, e go remain small.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 9:01pm On May 13, 2015
Jambsupport:
wink
shocked Yeah! E gbami o!!! Ara adugbo, idi re!!!
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 8:45pm On May 13, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

And calling me by the name 'Chinwendu' gives you a leverage over others undecided? 'I know her'..

If you like, call me by the name my grand mum gave me, it still doesn't change the fact that I made my points n made it so clear..

Also, the last I checked, I have a diary here where you would have checked out my name tongue, a face (a dp to show) & an identity (female) here..

A face, you don't have.. An identity (m or f), I dunno..

#BadBelleIsAllowed tongue..

But you get ukwu pass the one I dey see now. Where all that yansh go?
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 8:38pm On May 13, 2015
Lala247:

Im not in lagos at the moment .. But will let u know
Mmm, I swear if I handle this body, na hospital things for the owner o.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 8:35pm On May 13, 2015
Smileconcept:
Wetin u wan do with d vaseline before? Use am rob ur body if u baf finish.

No o, baba. I use Vaseline on my opa Mose. I don't use it on my body.
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 8:24pm On May 13, 2015
All dese girls just dey annoy person. Dem go fumble and tell nonsense story only for somebody to check their profile and not see pix. angry Even the OP sef na weyrey. Oloriburuku somebody. I see topic of thread and quickly go buy Vaseline only for me to see no bootay on her profile. What will I do with the Vaseline now?
Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 4:37pm On May 12, 2015
ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.


Where your own angry or I swear for you right now.

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Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 4:33pm On May 12, 2015
MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

shocked Yeparipa . Idi re!!!

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Romance / Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by assfreaky(m): 4:31pm On May 12, 2015
MoNickk:
it can be really embarrassing but I love my figure. The most embarrassing for me was when a nepa man who was on top of a ladder was busy calling out after me. I wanted to swear for him that day.

shocked Na dis one I dey call yansh. 8/10
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns 19-year-old Suspected Internet Scammer by assfreaky(m): 7:07pm On May 06, 2015
All dis omo Igbo wey dey bear Yoruba name, na thunder go fire una. Nonsense. They want to spoil our good name from the days of Oduduwa.
Romance / Re: I Am Actually The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by assfreaky(m): 5:23pm On May 06, 2015
Mrinquisitive:
No body here is as handsome as me tho...with proof

Shoro niyen.
Romance / Re: Getting To Know Mirexxx And Falconey Biography by assfreaky(m): 6:48pm On Apr 25, 2015
Lala247:


Baby me
How u dey .. Wey lekan ?

Yeah, see laps shocked Make una no kill person pikin na.
Politics / Re: Buhari Eligibility Suit Withdrawn. 22/04/2015 by assfreaky(m): 2:49pm On Apr 22, 2015
Eya, so President Patience Jonathan and her first man, Goodluck Azikwe Chinedu Jonathan will finally leave the villa this year. O mase o (what a pity!).
Family / Re: 'My Husband Does Not Last A Minute On Bed' - Woman Tells Court by assfreaky(m): 9:33pm On Apr 21, 2015
Dis life sha. I don koboko Nkechi sotey she don dey limp. Nkechi go dey envy this woman, I swear.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairalanders Im In Love With Flawles: "The 1st Time I Saw Her My Heart Pounded. by assfreaky(m): 5:07pm On Apr 21, 2015
sweetorgasm:
aunty lala247 luk out wat she wrote, just give me one advice and i will stick by it sharperly.

Guy, you dey fall hand o. Where you drop your eyes? You no see the girl? She ugly na.

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