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Romance / Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Astra101: 1:59pm
Dyfynezz12:
Number 3 is not always true

Number 3 has been proven scientifically to be false!

There is this room mate of mine by days in school, he's barely 5ft tall and his shoes and sandals happened to be the smallest among ours. Guy, no boxer can contains this niggar mandhood. I've never seen a woman that can stand him for 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

Till date, I have never seen any dick that big and long even in porn movie. His dick was so scary whenever he undressed at the pool shocked

Guess what, every male child in their family have almost the same size

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Religion / Re: Pastor Damina's Porn Addiction Remedy Enrages Conservative Christians by Astra101: 8:54am
What he said was not wrong!

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Business / Re: Opay, Palmpay, Others Warn Customers Against Crypto Trading by Astra101: 8:38am
Ibrahimcoomasie:



“In compliance with the CBN directive, please note that OPay prohibits any cryptocurrency and all virtual currency trading. Any account engaging in such activities will be closed, and customer information will be shared with regulatory authorities.


https://punchng.com/opay-palmpay-others-warn-customers-against-crypto-trading/

I hope their meaning of virtual currency trading does not include online retail currency trading (Forex trading)

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Education / Re: Nigeria's Inflation: What UBA, GTB,OPAY Doesn't Want Their Customers To Find Out by Astra101: 11:55am On May 03
IAmHim1:
Lolzzzz

Bold to think I'm Emefiele grin

I'm just an ordinary human like everyone else

Are you in same profession
Education / Re: Nigeria's Inflation: What UBA, GTB,OPAY Doesn't Want Their Customers To Find Out by Astra101: 10:50am On May 03
Is Godwin emiefele on bail Someone should quote me cos this sound like emiefele trying to snitch!

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Celebrities / Re: Happy 45th Birthday To Genevieve Nnaji by Astra101: 9:59am On May 03
emkz:
How this woman stayed on the scene without a single whiff of scandal is admirable.

The way she protects her private life is commendable. No association with fake men of god or politicians at all.

Genevieve Nnaji, if you are reading this, thank you for setting a good example even for me.

I wish you a happy 45 years younger.
So you don forget the atiku wife and dbanj issues back then

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by Astra101: 10:59am On May 01
In south Africa when it rains, dstv doesn't stop / hang. But in Nigeria, small rain everything stop embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Astra101: 10:02pm On Apr 30
CuriousRabbit:
even against City game dude wasn't that spectacular

Reason I don't like any English player!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Astra101: 9:54pm On Apr 30
I can't see the hype behind this jude bemiham.

He's such a slow player. He killed our game tonight

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Romance / Re: Name A Bigger Simp Than This by Astra101: 1:34pm On Apr 23
Will Smith!

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Family / Re: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by Astra101: 9:16pm On Apr 21
Okortor:
Fool.... throwing themselves at me doesn't mean I sleep with them or have anything with them. Go school , u no gree but they form online keyboard worrior
From your utterances, it's obvious you're from the trenches. I won't reply you further cos you are not worth it!
Celebrities / Re: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by Astra101: 1:49pm On Apr 20
Maysdevices:
I won’t lie, I am heavily disappointed at some of the opinions of my fellow women concerning this DNA saga

With how hard it is to raise kids, this is too sensitive to drop anyhow opinions

We gonna use gold to pay for your bride price, not paper money cos you get sense💓

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Celebrities / Re: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by Astra101: 1:41pm On Apr 20
Yea, responsibilities that ain't ours? We have the right to run!
Family / Re: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by Astra101: 11:07am On Apr 20
Okortor:
Apparently he has a SIMPle look.....Truthfully said, most married women aren't to be trusted....lately, lots of married women has been throwing themselves at me, all because I added a new car to my garrage , including my wife's friend, neighbors whom their husband aren't around so I keep wondering if this is how women generally behave but I trust my wife to a large extent though but marriage these days is a big mess.

1... Women has been throwing themselves at you

2...including your wife's friend

3...Neighbors whom their husband aren't around

4...But you trust your wife to a large extent though

5...But marriage these days is a big mess.

Can you see the irony in your post

Put number 2 & 4 together and tell me on what ground you are trusting your wife knowing fully well that her friend is a flirt who is throwing her self on you, forgetting the old adage... Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are!

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Culture / Re: Alaafin’s Ex-Wife, Queen Anu Buys New Benz, House In Lekki by Astra101: 4:17pm On Apr 19
1TripleC:


Ask Elon Musk bro...hes's one of the noisiest persons on Earth

Point of correction, Elon musk doesn't make noise about his wealthy. He catches cruise online with funny memes wink wink

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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Heard From This Nairalander by Astra101: 4:53pm On Apr 18
Even Mosdii... We miss him now that there paternity frauds everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Meets With Rihanna At A Fenty Show In London (Photos, Video) by Astra101: 11:34am On Apr 18
allthingsgood:
why is Rihanna looking so white

Even Beyonce

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Family / Re: Married Couple In A Big House And Wife Screwing The Maiguard by Astra101: 7:47am On Apr 17
jazzman7711:
Does this really happen?

I keep hearing of stuff like this.

A whole big man will wake up in the morning, prepare and eat breakfast prepared by his wife, and she hugs and kisses him, wishing him a good day at the office.

And then he’s off to work in his chauffeur-driven posh car.

The gateman (aboki) opens the gate to let his car out, shuts the gate, then enters the house to fck his wife.

How common is this?

It's not real and common. These are poor boys fantasies. It's all fictional story.

That's why you will always hear but no proof.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Trains Versus Indian Trains (pics) by Astra101: 7:27am On Apr 17
I still don't know why you guys are comparing India with Nigeria.

Indians are way ahead in medicine, science and currently into space exploration.

Now tell me, on what basis are you comparing these two?

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Crime / Re: Reno Omokri's Brother Pastor Isaac Omokri Rapes A Minor Inside Church by Astra101: 11:28am On Apr 16
shortgun:

Exactly, what goes around comes around. He keeps destroying other people's reputation and now the table has turned.

Table shaker in the mud🫣

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Crime / Re: Reno Omokri's Brother Pastor Isaac Omokri Rapes A Minor Inside Church by Astra101: 1:57am On Apr 16
SoNature:
I don't like Reno Omokri but you can't judge him based on the sins/wrongdoings of his brother. The guy who committed the offense is an adult, so dragging Reno Omokri into it is just to gain cheap popularity.

But he(Reno) has been dragging others for the offence of some others tongue
Politics / Re: FACT-CHECK: Testifier Called Liar By Dunamis Pastor Is Truly A NOUN Law Graduate by Astra101: 4:47pm On Apr 15
Be quick to see, hear but slow to speak!

That's how we know who is led by the Holy Spirit.

These so call men of God are too worldly with terrible emotional intelligence. What sense does it make to interrupt her in such way and manner?

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Sports / Re: Transgender Boxer (Female To Male) Knocked Out In 21 Seconds (pic) by Astra101: 4:00am On Apr 15
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Crime / Re: From Cubana Brothers To Ned Nwoko’s Wife, How EFCC Ignored Nigerian Elites by Astra101: 6:22pm On Apr 13
Sorry, bobrisky open yansh join kiss
That's the difference! tongue

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Travel / Re: Abimbola Ogunbanjo's Family Sues Helicopter Charter Company by Astra101: 7:30am On Apr 11
iichidodo:
The worse airframe you can risk your life on is an helicopter. Infact I still believe,whoever invented it was very high because there's a lot wrong with it....Too stuffy, underpowered with one too many hard points that causes drag therefore, as a pilot, it always tries to kill you in a crash instead of staying in flight like a normal aeroplane. That's why it's was originally made for military purposes because soldiers taking risks and dying isn't a big deal, but civilians? Especially billionaire civilians ??

To think that it's been years since it invention yet no safety improvement is disheartening!
Events / Re: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by Astra101: 10:07pm On Apr 10
I thought I've seen this somewhere, it's not new. Why is it just making front page here?

This current set of moderators are not competent at all....

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Celebrities / Re: I Sacrificed Myself To Ensure Bobrisky Arrest – Verydarkman Apologizes To Police by Astra101: 12:00pm On Apr 10
ChizzyBuna:
You have done Bobrisky a very good favour

If Bobrisky should go to U.S or Canada Embassy
And fill for Asylum for persecution of gays in Nigeria

He will automatically become U.S citizen grin

Then he will leave this Shithole for una
While he enjoys his life as transgender in U S

With his gay connection,
Bobrisky will make it BIG in Hollywood.
Hollywood loves gay and transgender grin

That's will never happen cos bobrisky is a scammer! You think Bob can stand those gays in the US Dey play.

If you are average in the society Bob go collect money for your hand and he will never turn up. Shame no go let you call him out sad

You gat to be higher up in authority before bob go submit.

He can't try such in US, even him self dey fear to enter US as gay or transgender. Those LGBTQ+ over there ain't smiling wink
Romance / Re: Bianca wore this during date Night with kanye by Astra101: 10:04pm On Apr 09
Who else zoom that picture

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Romance / Re: Baby Controversy: What Mercy Chinwo Should Have Done (pics) by Astra101: 2:27pm On Apr 09
Yugoslavia247:
The head shape.
100

Lips 100
Eyes 100
Skin tone 100
Eye brow 100
Ears 100
Hairline 100
Nose 100


Now as a husband.
I will do DNA

Not to be fooled.
Or for the sake of the family.

One thing is certain
Mercy has said nothing

Nathaniel reacted too quick

Now the issue is what happens next

If the DNA is found to be true that the child is not the man's own.

The gospel Industry will be hit with distrust.

Well, in all make e be say those guys dey wrong.


There are few signs to look out for in a child to determine who the father is, even long before the invention / discovery of DNA testing our forefathers used the method below.

1.. Forehead
2...nose Pattern
3.. Hair pattern
4.. The eyes and finally
5.. Character / behaviour

I'm not accusing anyone of paternity fraud but calmly take a second look at that child, then put pastor Nathaniel Bassy and pastor Blessed (Mercy's husband) side by side. Put the child in between them and tell me who you will call the father with regards to the things I listed above.

If you don't see the striking resemblance between pastor Nat and that child then you are being hypocritical with the truth or merely demonstrating political correctness.


Everything about this baby begs DNA test.

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Health / Re: I've Discovered Cure For HIV/AIDS, --- Prof. Ben Amodu by Astra101: 4:50pm On Apr 08
Tune down the volume of your noise or risk getting killed by pharmacitical cartels
Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by Astra101: 11:39am On Apr 08
concho:
She will stop giving you head after a year

Oboy behave! you want me to send her packing

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