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TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Subscription Plans In Southafrica Vs Nigeria. See Who Pays More by Astra101: 10:59am On May 01, 2024
In south Africa when it rains, dstv doesn't stop / hang. But in Nigeria, small rain everything stop embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Astra101: 10:02pm On Apr 30, 2024
CuriousRabbit:
even against City game dude wasn't that spectacular
Reason I don't like any English player!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by Astra101: 9:54pm On Apr 30, 2024
I can't see the hype behind this jude bemiham.

He's such a slow player. He killed our game tonight
RomanceRe: Name A Bigger Simp Than This by Astra101: 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2024
Will Smith!
FamilyRe: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by Astra101: 9:16pm On Apr 21, 2024
Okortor:
Fool.... throwing themselves at me doesn't mean I sleep with them or have anything with them. Go school , u no gree but they form online keyboard worrior
From your utterances, it's obvious you're from the trenches. I won't reply you further cos you are not worth it!
CelebritiesRe: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by Astra101: 1:49pm On Apr 20, 2024
Maysdevices:
I won’t lie, I am heavily disappointed at some of the opinions of my fellow women concerning this DNA saga

With how hard it is to raise kids, this is too sensitive to drop anyhow opinions
We gonna use gold to pay for your bride price, not paper money cos you get sense💓
CelebritiesRe: Men Are Asking For DNA Test To Run From Responsibility - Actress Mary Njoku by Astra101: 1:41pm On Apr 20, 2024
Yea, responsibilities that ain't ours? We have the right to run!
FamilyRe: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by Astra101: 11:07am On Apr 20, 2024
Okortor:
Apparently he has a SIMPle look.....Truthfully said, most married women aren't to be trusted....lately, lots of married women has been throwing themselves at me, all because I added a new car to my garrage , including my wife's friend, neighbors whom their husband aren't around so I keep wondering if this is how women generally behave but I trust my wife to a large extent though but marriage these days is a big mess.
1... Women has been throwing themselves at you

2...including your wife's friend

3...Neighbors whom their husband aren't around

4...But you trust your wife to a large extent though

5...But marriage these days is a big mess.

Can you see the irony in your posthuh

Put number 2 & 4 together and tell me on what ground you are trusting your wife knowing fully well that her friend is a flirt who is throwing her self on you, forgetting the old adage... Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are!
CultureRe: Alaafin’s Ex-Wife, Queen Anu Buys New Benz, House In Lekki by Astra101: 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2024
1TripleC:
Ask Elon Musk bro...hes's one of the noisiest persons on Earth
Point of correction, Elon musk doesn't make noise about his wealthy. He catches cruise online with funny memes wink wink
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Heard From This Nairalander by Astra101: 4:53pm On Apr 18, 2024
Even Mosdii... We miss him now that there paternity frauds everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Meets With Rihanna At A Fenty Show In London (Photos, Video) by Astra101: 11:34am On Apr 18, 2024
allthingsgood:
why is Rihanna looking so whitehuh
Even Beyonce
FamilyRe: Married Couple In A Big House And Wife Screwing The Maiguard by Astra101: 7:47am On Apr 17, 2024
jazzman7711:
Does this really happen?

I keep hearing of stuff like this.

A whole big man will wake up in the morning, prepare and eat breakfast prepared by his wife, and she hugs and kisses him, wishing him a good day at the office.

And then he’s off to work in his chauffeur-driven posh car.

The gateman (aboki) opens the gate to let his car out, shuts the gate, then enters the house to fck his wife.

How common is this?
It's not real and common. These are poor boys fantasies. It's all fictional story.

That's why you will always hear but no proof.
TravelRe: Nigerian Trains Versus Indian Trains (pics) by Astra101: 7:27am On Apr 17, 2024
I still don't know why you guys are comparing India with Nigeria.

Indians are way ahead in medicine, science and currently into space exploration.

Now tell me, on what basis are you comparing these two?
CrimeRe: Reno Omokri's Brother Pastor Isaac Omokri Rapes A Minor Inside Church by Astra101: 11:28am On Apr 16, 2024
shortgun:
Exactly, what goes around comes around. He keeps destroying other people's reputation and now the table has turned.
Table shaker in the mud🫣
CrimeRe: Reno Omokri's Brother Pastor Isaac Omokri Rapes A Minor Inside Church by Astra101: 1:57am On Apr 16, 2024
SoNature:
I don't like Reno Omokri but you can't judge him based on the sins/wrongdoings of his brother. The guy who committed the offense is an adult, so dragging Reno Omokri into it is just to gain cheap popularity.
But he(Reno) has been dragging others for the offence of some others tongue
PoliticsRe: FACT-CHECK: Testifier Called Liar By Dunamis Pastor Is Truly A NOUN Law Graduate by Astra101: 4:47pm On Apr 15, 2024
Be quick to see, hear but slow to speak!

That's how we know who is led by the Holy Spirit.

These so call men of God are too worldly with terrible emotional intelligence. What sense does it make to interrupt her in such way and manner?
SportsRe: Transgender Boxer (Female To Male) Knocked Out In 21 Seconds (pic) by Astra101: 4:00am On Apr 15, 2024
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CrimeRe: From Cubana Brothers To Ned Nwoko’s Wife, How EFCC Ignored Nigerian Elites by Astra101: 6:22pm On Apr 13, 2024
Sorry, bobrisky open yansh join kiss
That's the difference! tongue
TravelRe: Abimbola Ogunbanjo's Family Sues Helicopter Charter Company by Astra101: 7:30am On Apr 11, 2024
iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] The worse airframe you can risk your life on is an helicopter. Infact I still believe,whoever invented it was very high because there's a lot wrong with it....Too stuffy, underpowered with one too many hard points that causes drag therefore, as a pilot, it always tries to kill you in a crash instead of staying in flight like a normal aeroplane. That's why it's was originally made for military purposes because soldiers taking risks and dying isn't a big deal, but civilians? Especially billionaire civilians ??[/color]
To think that it's been years since it invention yet no safety improvement is disheartening!
EventsRe: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by Astra101: 10:07pm On Apr 10, 2024
I thought I've seen this somewhere, it's not new. Why is it just making front page here?

This current set of moderators are not competent at all....
CelebritiesRe: I Sacrificed Myself To Ensure Bobrisky Arrest – Verydarkman Apologizes To Police by Astra101: 12:00pm On Apr 10, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
You have done Bobrisky a very good favour

If Bobrisky should go to U.S or Canada Embassy
And fill for Asylum for persecution of gays in Nigeria

He will automatically become U.S citizen grin

Then he will leave this Shithole for una
While he enjoys his life as transgender in U S

With his gay connection,
Bobrisky will make it BIG in Hollywood.
Hollywood loves gay and transgender grin
That's will never happen cos bobrisky is a scammer! You think Bob can stand those gays in the US huh Dey play.

If you are average in the society Bob go collect money for your hand and he will never turn up. Shame no go let you call him out sad

You gat to be higher up in authority before bob go submit.

He can't try such in US, even him self dey fear to enter US as gay or transgender. Those LGBTQ+ over there ain't smiling wink
RomanceRe: Bianca wore this during date Night with kanye by Astra101: 10:04pm On Apr 09, 2024
Who else zoom that picture huh
RomanceRe: Baby Controversy: What Mercy Chinwo Should Have Done (pics) by Astra101:
Yugoslavia247:
The head shape.
100

Lips 100
Eyes 100
Skin tone 100
Eye brow 100
Ears 100
Hairline 100
Nose 100


Now as a husband.
I will do DNA

Not to be fooled.
Or for the sake of the family.

One thing is certain
Mercy has said nothing

Nathaniel reacted too quick

Now the issue is what happens next

If the DNA is found to be true that the child is not the man's own.

The gospel Industry will be hit with distrust.

Well, in all make e be say those guys dey wrong.
There are few signs to look out for in a child to determine who the father is, even long before the invention / discovery of DNA testing our forefathers used the method below.

1.. Forehead
2...nose Pattern
3.. Hair pattern
4.. The eyes and finally
5.. Character / behaviour

I'm not accusing anyone of paternity fraud but calmly take a second look at that child, then put pastor Nathaniel Bassy and pastor Blessed (Mercy's husband) side by side. Put the child in between them and tell me who you will call the father with regards to the things I listed above.

If you don't see the striking resemblance between pastor Nat and that child then you are being hypocritical with the truth or merely demonstrating political correctness.


Everything about this baby begs DNA test.
HealthRe: I've Discovered Cure For HIV/AIDS, --- Prof. Ben Amodu by Astra101: 4:50pm On Apr 08, 2024
Tune down the volume of your noise or risk getting killed by pharmacitical cartels
FamilyRe: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by Astra101: 11:39am On Apr 08, 2024
concho:
She will stop giving you head after a year
Oboy behave! you want me to send her packing huh
BusinessRe: I Lost Over 3 Million Naira From FOREX Sale, Have Peace Of Mind Now by Astra101: 9:07am On Apr 08, 2024
EponObi:
The funniest thing about speculators like this is that they think currency trading is like gardening you can just pick up as a hobby. grin Lol. Most of you forget that currency trading is a discipline on its own. There are people who had to hone their skill for years before being good at it. People go for courses to learn it. People lose a ton before mastering the skill. The way some of you treat it is like going to a medical store to buy surgery supplies and then think, automatically, you qualify as a surgeon. You people just sat at your home, punched the calculators on your smartphone, then started fantasizing on imaginary mega profits you will make once naira crashed to 5000 grin

Lol... Naira to 1900 is very probably a multi-decade top; meaning, most of you might never see naira trading at such mark again, ever in your lifetime.

People who scored an A grade trading the naira went in pre-2020 when naira was still around 300-400 naira - people who used the dollar as a store of value. Proud to say: I am one of them. 2021 was the last time I ever used naira to buy the dollar. Every naira I've spent since then came from my profits trading cryptocurrency. Speculators like you came in to lose your hard earn money in the blowup phase (#1500-1900). To the novice, blowoff simply means mania phase - that phase when there is excessive euphoria - the phase when even the roadside mechanics, Uber drivers thinks they can make cool cash simply by buying the dollars - when it seems it's just too easy. That's the phase when the market seduce dumb money to the slaughter house. grin

You don't even want to imagine the kind of crazy gains the whales (those which deep pocket who actually move price) made by dumping dollars on you all at #1900. If you notice #1900 was touched once and it nosedived ever since - the top can't be anymore clearer.

JP Morgan warned you all that the naira was undervalued, you didn't listen. Standard Chartered Bank also warned you not to speculate, you didn't listen. I also warned - some ignoramus replied me with trash, low IQ thoughts. Now dust don dey settle, eyes don dey clear. grin Lick your wounds and don't try silly stunts like that next time. grin

Here's the link to the Standard Chartered Bank thread. Go there and have a good laugh. Kindly note the silly folks who I call "the confident ignoramuses" - next time, take their silly opinions about economics and trading, even politics with a grain of salt.

https://www.nairaland.com/7991452/standard-chartered-bank-warns-against
@ the bolded, some of these guys approach currency trading with crypto mentality,not knowing currency trading is a whole lots of work. Crypto is like plug and play. Currency trading will humble you and instil discipline in you.

Strategy aside. Discipline, patience and self awareness must be your daily companion for you make consistent profits as a currency trader!
RomanceRe: I Discovered My Wife's Cheating On Me by Astra101: 9:03am On Apr 07, 2024
Sonnobax15:
undecided
What help do you need again? Enough evidences are staring at you for free of charge,yet, you're looking elsewhere undecided


This thing no even suppose get second thought self..... Don't only divorce her,in fact, make sure you push her out of your life completely...........

Chaiiii, imagine a wife whom you legally married can't cook for you but went ahead to cook for another man undecided. I don dey vex for here like this undecided. You suppose hand over that your wife to we the Nairaland guys make we torture her small before you go officially divorce her undecided.

RUBBISH undecided
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RomanceRe: I Discovered My Wife's Cheating On Me by Astra101: 8:40am On Apr 07, 2024
Juliearth:
Ther are alot of irregularities in your story.

Assuming it is true, you have no choice but to confront her with the truth. Your marriage is too young to face this sort of crisis. Moreso, from your narrative , you have been a good husband.
Can you intelligently point out the irregularities in his story?
Waiting...!
PoliticsRe: Mark Zuckerberg Surpasses Elon Musk As Third Richest Man In The World by Astra101: 12:09am On Apr 07, 2024
Elon Musk invention and innovation is way ahead of his generation. Most of the the things he does is not needed now but in future. I'm even surprised he's ranging between 1 and 4, it's just the beginning for Elon.

With his knowledge and age, I marked him to be the first world trillionaire.
PoliticsRe: Full List: Obasanjo Farm, 27 Feeders Downgraded From Band A To E Under Ibedc by Astra101: 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2024
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PropertiesRe: No.4 Bourdillon: The Tallest Residential Building In West Africa by Astra101:
Would it be a bad if I build something like this in my village huh

Just for myself and famz?

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