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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: I Will Have A Mental Problem If Trump Wins Again by astuto: 6:58am On Aug 08, 2020
This is funny because Cardi B already has a mental problem, and Trump will likely win.
She just seeking attention.
It's a pity this made FP.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 4:00am On May 08, 2018
dru23:


O boy ...you must be new in the business? After a month u wouldn't able to recognise your car.. We are away and trying to manage our cars we know what we go through.. If you love yourself, better wait to you come back o.. Uber drivers are looking for meat like yours to devour... so u no do research before u want to into uber business... I weep for you bro.. Smfh.people that are away for two days they fight collect money from drivers , you that are gone for a month? What if the car breaks down.. And driver no fix am , what happens if the car gets broken into.. Are u aware that corollas are most vandalise cars on uber? What happens if were the driver parks the car and gets broken into ,and small parts are stolen and car is vanderlize ? The driver will just dump your car for you, without a f**k in the world. You must be a rich man o.. Coz your level of thinking gives it away...

Dru23 Thank you for saying the truth.

Guy wey dey travel ,abeg Don't fall into the hands of these 15-30K per week rental drivers oo, they want to reap without sowing.

They will return your car to you as scrap.
Better leave your car.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 3:53am On May 05, 2018
solutiongiver:
lol how about 10k so he make even more money. 35k is very OK for corolla

Hahaha. Don't mind the guy. Some people will even say that rental should be 200naira per week.

If you can't pay 35K, please find another business and make your millions and keep everything to yourself. E hailing is not by force

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 1:13pm On Apr 28, 2018
chillex8:


Bros na strip club be all these places you mentioned undecided

Jeeezos. grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 7:42am On Apr 28, 2018
famousguy01:


You're right, owners should be mindful of their weekly rental demand, but the drivers too should also not always be too self centered, even if its 5k daily savings I believe its not too much. One uber driver that took me on offline trip from ikorodu to surulere told me that he only work 2 days to pay up his rental, but that is after he has pocket the first 5 days earning, what if his last 2 days were bad days then he will go and start over working himself.
In fact I'm sure that is exactly what happened to this driver who was trying to meet up with 10K.
I wonder what he did with his time. Anyway, the fact is that some drivers need to be more serious.

To all drivers: Never get yourself into a situation where you or the car will be at risk of harm. Simply return the car. Another opportunity will come.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 10:32am On Apr 21, 2018
Carshopper:


I mean like extra tip grin cheesy... u r too canal minded chei

Lol. I just weak for the guy.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 2:48am On Apr 15, 2018
dru23:



I really agree with this. True talk.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 9:32am On Apr 11, 2018
ifyeez:
You re perfect, I know ur rating is still on 5.0.

Hahaha
Even 6.0 sef grin
Romance / Re: "Woman With 10 Kids Who Had 5 Marriages Is Disturbing My Life" - Man Cries Out by astuto: 2:58am On Apr 09, 2018
dairykidd:

I don't understand u people blaming the guy. He just realised she's wrong for him & u expect him to remain there? Na prison? After 5 marriages & 10 kids... Good lawwd she has her own country!! If i were in his shoes (God forbid) i would arrest her & run very very far after the discovery... Fvcking nightmare... All of u blaming him are all mad people... Rubbish angry

I totally agree with you, some people in society are trying to portray men as morons and women as being entitled to everything good.

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Romance / Re: "Woman With 10 Kids Who Had 5 Marriages Is Disturbing My Life" - Man Cries Out by astuto: 2:55am On Apr 09, 2018
Why is this story in the Romance section?

This is a case of a woman stalking a man. A Crime

Why do you guys always assume that the man made advances before she started behaving this way?

Is it wrong for a man to take interest in a woman and lose interest later? Is there some kind of law that you must follow all relationships to the 'end'?

That's wrong, people. Be fair to men. It ain't easy for us too.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 9:29am On Apr 06, 2018
gwng:



4K. Pickup @ 3-9 Olu Koleosho Street, Off Medical Road, Computer Village, Ikeja.

We can also deliver to your address (payment before delivery required)

07066697724

Is the phone included ? grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 5:11am On Apr 05, 2018
Kalanick:
Sure tuto cool

Confirm when seen!!


Thanks. I've seen it. Well done
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by astuto: 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
Kalanick:
I sent you an aggrement doc to your email. hope its help.


Please could you kindly forward a copy to chukwunyereiv3@gmail.com?
Thank you.
Business / Re: Trade War: China Retaliates, Slaps Duties On U.S. Soybeans, Planes; Markets Skid by astuto: 5:06pm On Apr 04, 2018
Trump is very correct about how America has been sold out already by stupid leaders in the past. The fact that analysts in the media are all fearing for America, not China, tells you how relatively disadvantaged America has become over the years compared to it's trade partners.
olisemark:
China hit back quickly on Wednesday against the Trump administration’s plans to slap tariffs on $50 billion in Chinese goods, retaliating with a list of similar duties on key U.S. imports including soybeans, planes, cars, beef and chemicals.

The speed with which the trade struggle between Washington and Beijing is ratcheting up – China took less than 11 hours to respond with its own measures – led to a sharp selloff in global stock markets and commodities. [MKTS/GLOB]

U.S. President Donald Trump denied that the tit-for-tat moves amounted to a trade war between the world’s two economic superpowers.

“We are not in a trade war with China, that war was lost many years ago by the foolish, or incompetent, people who represented the U.S.,” Trump wrote in a post on Twitter early on Wednesday.

Investors were wondering, nonetheless, how far one of the worst trade disputes in many years could escalate.

“The assumption was China would not respond too aggressively and avoid escalating tensions. China’s response is a surprise for some people,” said Julian Evans-Pritchard, Senior China Economist at Capital Economics, noting that neither side had yet called for enforcement of the tariffs.

Read more:
https://atlanticpostng.com/china-retaliates-slaps-duties-on-u-s-soybeans-planes-markets-skid/
Celebrities / Re: Sexual Harassment At Flavor's Enugu Show: No More Free Show By Umeh Valentine by astuto: 4:55pm On Apr 04, 2018
Well said. Well said.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


042 must not be soiled.
This is not like us.

Umu nwa gbalu casa na Presidential road ma na Asata so why will anyone molest a girl?

This is wrong on all levels.
I NwaAmaikpe on behalf of all Enugu folks apologizes to every girl who was molested in that show.

The fact that the sexual assaulters used condoms doesn't make it less of a crime.
The fact that some of the ladies moaned doesn't mean all of them enjoyed it.

It was wrong.
It is still wrong.
I dedicate my FTC to all victims of sexual abuse, the Lord is your strength.

With that said,
Free shows must not stop in Enugu maka na ife bala-aba, a bago.

Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Service Chiefs (Photos) by astuto: 4:52pm On Apr 04, 2018
While your comments about people needing psychiatric help is funny, your wire right about how badly this government has failed us. I didn't know it will be this bad.

kimjongJezebel:
Useless meeting without result. The only government since I was born where photo sessions are far more than projects planning and execution.

Buhari was born a failure, anybody who expects anything good to come out of Buhari's regime needs to see a psychiatrist.

Investment / Re: Opinion Poll MMM (will U PH If U Get Matched On Jan14th) by astuto: 5:01am On Dec 29, 2016
I will not PH
I have already PH and my money still dey inside.
let me get back my money first.

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Technology Market / Re: ##FREE ##SHOP FROM USA STORES EBAY/AMAZON $5.0 Per Lbs To NIGERIA,No Commission. by astuto: 10:17pm On Jun 08, 2016
Hi, there demosoft.
My package is in Illinois. Would you be able to help me get it down to Nigeria?
Please respond
thanks
Business / Re: Binary Option Alertz/strategies Season4 (new Dawn) by astuto: 8:42pm On Aug 01, 2015
Thanks, AKBinary. I have seen the software u sent.

Keep up the good work.

Looking forward to the full package u are working on. smiley
Business / Re: Binary Option Alertz/strategies Season4 (new Dawn) by astuto: 10:10am On Aug 01, 2015
Thanks AKBinary, pls send the indicator across to me as well on garrenso2@yahoo.com

Thanks.
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How MUCH
Autos / Re: 2007 Toyota Corolla Le A Beauty @ N2 Million by astuto: 7:02am On Dec 08, 2011
Wow. Can it go for N1.5 million? I am interested and ready with the cash.
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Rumour has it that Igbo traders like money as much as university babes like blackberry.
Jokes Etc / Re: The "rumour Has It" Game by astuto: 10:16am On Nov 20, 2011
Rumour has it that 7 out of 10 Nigerians don't really want Nigeria to get better.
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Chai, Don Otega, see as u just spoil dis poster's business plan finish, grin
No mind the guy sha, im wan open business on top we head for something that is free, cashing in on the fact that some of us may not have heard of the promo yet. Mschew.
Suneepet, go and look for another form of HONEST online business, okay?
Phones / Re: Free Enhanced Freedom Vouchers by astuto: 6:23am On Dec 03, 2010
Thank you, first of all but, how do i use d voucher?
and how about today's own voucher?
cheers.
Computers / Re: Mtn Introduce Mtn Free Unlimited Browsing Tlll 10.10 2010 by astuto: 7:13am On Oct 09, 2010
Chidyke tell me how u are downloading with PC, please?

Did u connect your phone to the PC first via Nokia PC suite ?

Pls reply me now, abeg. You know it's 9th today and before you know it, it's 10th already. I am sure MTN will cut it off by 12am on the 10th

Thanks in advance.
Crime / Re: Policeman Impregnates Daughter 4 Times by astuto: 11:48pm On Oct 08, 2010
Has the man been killed yet? You guys shouldn't disturb me again until you hear he has been killed. Then we shall celebrate

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