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Sports / Re: Valencia Storm Nigeria For Lagos Cup by astuto: 6:47pm On May 20, 2010
I am very happy with this development. A Valencia FC team coming to Nigeria. Kudos to the organisers of this.

See what happens when necessary arrangements are made early enough? am sure it's not yesterday that these invitations were made. Once again, good work there, Lagos state Govt!
Science/Technology / Re: 42-year Old Panel Beater Redesigns Vw Beetle by astuto: 5:41am On May 15, 2010
Most impressive. Look, eh, this country shall be great again someday. At this rate, it shall be sooner than you think.
Politics / Re: Ibori Arrested In Dubai by astuto: 6:59pm On May 13, 2010
@ Ziga, I like your objectivity in assessing what went on btw Ourturn, sagamite and the other fellow. People shd not be hurling insults at each other as they were, sha. it's bad, bad, bad.

Lest i forget the issue at hand, James Ibori, if all the crimes he committed are real, should be put in jail for life or be executed if there's a possibility of his release someday. This country has seen too much looting. Then, as many of my fellow Nairalanders have said, the other governors found guilty should suffer the same fate. It's time to set deterrents and use people as  scapegoats and examples without partiality.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Happened To Nairaland In The Last 20hrs? by astuto: 5:36am On May 13, 2010
Our beloved Nairaland is back.
For a moment back there, i thought it was my connection that failed me.
Whew! Let's start kicking again.
Now where were we, ? smiley smiley smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Or Facebook: Where Do You Spend More Time? by astuto: 3:17pm On May 08, 2010
Yeah, people! You know why you guys prefer Nairaland? Because facebook doesn't allow for free expression on views for fear of losing friends, losing your rep, or in the worst case, being penned down for assassination(esp for political commentators) or kidnap :-). Yes, that's right. NL is where i spend more time. grin grin
Politics / Re: President Umaru Yar'adua Is Dead by astuto: 9:12am On May 06, 2010
May the soul of Yar Adua rest in peace.  It is a time of mourning hence the public holiday that is in place today. Let us not forget that today should be a day of SOBRIETY, albeit with a mild sense of relief.
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn's Wife Files For Divorce, Very Sad. by astuto: 6:15am On Apr 29, 2010
Look, pple, i hate the divorce situation very much, but at times it's better to look at the possible underlying reason.
What if one of them suddenly turned into a serial killer, eh? grin . that would be good grounds for a divorce if u ask me.

That being said, it's quite unfortunate that Christian leaders, prominent and respected ( and followed by many) should be involved in this mess called divorce.
But let's not lose hope. Marriage is a good thing and if well explored and managed, brings out the best in any person.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by astuto: 4:46pm On Apr 28, 2010
macfunkky:

please someone help me to check my result my reg no is 05712324BA or BI


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ESIMAKWINI ESTHER OLUWAFUNMIKE

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14407004

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ILA GRAM SCH, ILA-ORANGUN
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Education / Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by astuto: 10:14am On Apr 28, 2010
ccollins:

Check this 05244652CI

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Education / Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by astuto: 9:04am On Apr 27, 2010
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Education / Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by astuto: 8:51am On Apr 27, 2010
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uchsam:

069089048ja


Record does not exist!

Zwift58:

Just wanna say kudos, u guys are doing a very good job. I checked mine and at first i saw records does not exist i den checked again and saw scores for just two. I was told to keep trying as they are still uploading,so anyone with a similar problem should keep trying and praying to GOD!

@ uchsam, act likewise
Education / Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by astuto: 8:05am On Apr 27, 2010
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Pls help me om dis.06180142FD

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AYOOLA AYOTOMIWA JOSEPH

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Polish President Feared Dead In Russian Plane Crash by astuto: 4:59pm On Apr 10, 2010
I feel very sorry for the man. Dying in such a way as this. Oh God, save the good people of this world from such disaster.

Why can't such phenomena be reserved for the wicked alone?

Did i see correctly?  a plane in use since the 1960s. Not good enough. But i don't know how sound it was. from what i get it was an attempt to land in foggy weather that caused the crash.

I don't like this story at all, cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: El Clasico: Real Madrid Vs Barca [0 - 2] on Sat, 10th April by astuto: 4:15pm On Apr 10, 2010
Real Madrid, stand up and be counted!! You know the odds are somewhat against you, but if u believe, you can make it. Afterall, it took an offside Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal to separate you from Barca the last time.

Real Madrid!! Believe!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: El Clasico: Real Madrid Vs Barca [0 - 2] on Sat, 10th April by astuto: 4:07pm On Apr 10, 2010
I am a Red Devil, but i am backing Real Madrid today. No worry, we go win them, even if them carry Messi come. Christiano dey we side.
Politics / Re: Kano's Ex-Gov Alhaji Abubakarr Rimi Dies After Armed Robbery Attack by astuto: 1:01pm On Apr 05, 2010
naijaking1:

^^^^
No civilized culture beats up on a dead body sad

Don't look at it that way. I am definitely not for disrespecting the deceased, but truth has to be said. If a negative influence leaves the system (by whatever means: prison, death, repentance etc) it has to be welcomed.

Forgive me and i regret any disrespectful message that might have been inferred from my post.
Politics / Re: Kano's Ex-Gov Alhaji Abubakarr Rimi Dies After Armed Robbery Attack by astuto: 12:46pm On Apr 05, 2010
When last i checked, i thought the popular wish was that the older less trustworthy generation of politicians should be killed off or something. Where is this outpouring of sympathy, shock and 'grief' coming from?

I don't know much about Rimi to be honest, but i got the impression he was one of those all-time recycled politicians that the nation is suffering from presently. Please correct me if i am mistaken or have gotten the wrong notion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by astuto: 11:28pm On Apr 03, 2010
@eros,
Please kindly note that THIS was actually the second leg of the League fixture btw Man U and Chelsea. It is a crying shame it had to end in such error-strewn circumstances. If u are a Man Utd fan like me, take heart.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by astuto: 10:28pm On Apr 03, 2010
@hobat,
Very funny indeed. Don't even drag the liverpool game into this at all before this debate veers off course.
Politics / Re: Chief Imam: I Saw Yar’adua Last Night by astuto: 9:56pm On Apr 03, 2010
It's all propaganda if u ask me.

Have u noticed that it seems to be people from a certain part of the country that are allowed to see this man? Odd. Not funny at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by astuto: 9:48pm On Apr 03, 2010
REALKINGSON:

macheda's goal nko?olodo!
This Nama obviously didn't watch the match. if he did, he (or it) was too busy drinking to watch the replay. So stick to the facts and stop running mouth anyhow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 3rd April 2010 by astuto: 9:32pm On Apr 03, 2010
The linesman robbed Man U by allowing a glaringly offside goal to count.
Can u imagine? a match of this magnitude, and u allow such (obviously unqualified and unserious) linesmen get involved?

This is a big shame to English Football, what happened today. I am appalled.

Shocking!!!
Phones / Re: How Much Did You Buy Your First Sim Card. by astuto: 5:04pm On Mar 26, 2010
I bought my MTN sim in 2004 (September i think), for 5000 naira. good thing the price is as low as 200 naira nowadays.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Unlock Your Usb Modem For Free :just To Help Nigerians by astuto: 6:34pm On Mar 25, 2010
dear Engr Sam, pls can u kindly explain what u mean by unlocking a USB modem? Does this method apply to MTN f@st link Modem? and when a usb modem is unlocked what are the advantages that go with the action?
Religion / Re: Women In Trousers: Heaven Or Hell by astuto: 8:50pm On Mar 24, 2010
What!  that ladies wearing trousers will go to hell? Nonsense.   
Make no mistake, that is NOT a Biblical instruction at all. It is borne out of a culture-bound, conservative and fearful mindset. this mindset is very prevalent among many village men and women. It has no place in modern civillized society.

Jeesh! what's the link between covering nudity and going to hell? Nothing except somebody's imagination running wild.

I think any girl who spites other girls who dress up because she doesn't should re-evaluate herself and be happy with whatever path she has chosen.

Frankly, i didnt know this was an issue until late into secondary school when i began to hear this twisted interpretation of guidelines for morality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Vs Rooney: Who Is Better For 2009/10 Season? by astuto: 5:35pm On Mar 24, 2010
Ha ha ha. Thanks furacao and dayokanu for your passionate comments.
You didn't quite make any comment on my assertion that FIFA is biased against non-strikers when it comes to giving the Top Player Award.

Or are you just concerned with downplaying Rooney, eh? Chelsea fans. The same everywhere grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Vs Rooney: Who Is Better For 2009/10 Season? by astuto: 12:08am On Mar 24, 2010
Look eh, i woud say, let the records speak for themselves.
who has won more league titles between the two? Rooney
More league goals to date? Rooney.
Who plays in a more competitive league? Rooney. (in La Liga, u can already tell who will win the league title by 7th week, as compared with England where 4 teams are close with about 6 games remaining.
Dribbling is sweet to watch alright, but how many times have u guys seen Messi back-track to help out the defence? Rooney does this almost as if he is paid to do so.

If FIFA is being objective, they should look at the whole player and not just the person who scores the most dribble-laced goals.  THAT IS THE REASON WHY YOU'LL ALMOST NEVER SEE A DEFENDER OR GOALKEEPER WIN THE WORLD FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR.
Romance / Re: I'm So Paranoid About Marriage by astuto: 7:22am On Feb 20, 2010
Look guys, don't hate the women, you hear? they are just as scared of lasting commitment as we are.
But the truth is, be strong. It's a phase of life we all have to pass through to be considered 'whole' by the immediate and larger society.

Men cheat on women as much as women cheat on the men. See it as a weakness that the affected person (male or female) has, but which can be gotten out of with some effort.

For the girl or guy who can't live without being promiscuous, take the necessary steps to protect yourself- separate from the person, if u are already married, don't separate, but refrain from close sexual relations with the person. It's a pity, but yes, it's got to be done.

Marriage is a good thing. A very good thing at that. It is the abuse of the marriage that disgusts everyone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League: Porto Vs Arsenal On 17th February [2 - 1] by astuto: 8:30pm On Feb 18, 2010
So who are we blaming here for Arsenal's defeat yesterday? I have some options:

A. Fabianski
B. Arsene Wenger
C. Sol Campbell
D. Martin Hansson (the referee)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League: Ac Milan vs Manchester United [2 - 3] on Feb. 16, Tue by astuto: 10:26am On Feb 18, 2010
bammy:

Second leg is gonna be WAR! at oldtrafford
Na so. In your dreams. grin
Family / Re: I Think Marriage In Africa Is Against Women. by astuto: 8:50pm On Feb 17, 2010
Let's face the truth. Women and young girls in this country don,t believe in their self-sufficiency and some pple (men and women) actually wish to propagate the same mentality among their daughters and friends.
Can u imagine two women asking me to pay for them on a bus? I asked them why. because i am a man, they replied. and these women are traders, at least 40yrs old. It's the seriousness of the problem.

Once women start seeing themselves as being able to contribute significantly at EVERY level of organization of society and stop moping at the men once a situation arises, that is when the respect for them shall greatly increase. Till then, I am simply sorry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League: Ac Milan vs Manchester United [2 - 3] on Feb. 16, Tue by astuto: 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2010
Hmm. Where are all those beefers who said Man Utd is going to lose? eh? where are they?
Una see midfield takeover by young boys eager to set their names in the glory record books?


AC Milan don kpeme. For Old Trafford na 4-0 we dey nack dem. Go come no dey inside. Who wan bet?

Man Utd for Life. We are forging ahead.

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