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Ericmillion: you are getting married in few weeks time,when it comes to your realization that the girl you are getting married to,happned to have slept with your best friend before she knew you,what will you do?













To me i think the sitution is bettere imagined than experienced.

straneur: I concur it is even easier to find a rich man than a rich fool.

angel TI: honestly and seriously, av never dated a fat/chubby guy. Just love 'em slim

#team.slimguys

alutacontinua: Are you that handsome? :-
Why would ur teachers be running after you
Why did you decline the offers?

Vicotex: there is no offence in it since that is our pride

Orikinla: B.
Because I love it.
I love bathing with my girl, making love to her and singing love songs to her as we are bathing.
The most intimate moments are experienced in the bathroom with your lover.
My girlfriends love it.
[size=28pt]So, get wet and sexy![/size]

alutacontinua:

firetrap: I'm now more confused than you. how can someone travel in 2011 in august of last year?

pastilo: , August,2013 thing where falling apart between us maybe due to the long distance communication i tried to let her realise the pedigree of her quarreling with me every time and then on thing that doesnt hold waters .

alutacontinua: Just accept that you were busy eyeing your biology teacher when you were studying biology, hence, you couldn't concentrate

Vicotex: 1. If a guy can rape 2-3 hoes without loosing stamina.

2. If a guy Bleep a B*tch and leave her pussy with bandage.

3. If a guy can force his rod to pass through a girls ass and burst out in the mouth....

Thats all i have 4 now

slymm: Cool peoples. Men, you guys have it easy sha in this world. Women 30 and unmarried, your mother will start sending you deliverance messages.

sweetcheecks: Chillex dear, its all good!

acidtalk: Forgive me. As a pako boy and an illiterate, my only understanding of romance is someone who is a lioness in the bedroom. Now that you have educated me, I will run along and tell my teacher I have learned something new today.

slymm: @Atheist, e be like say I go dey fear oh, anytime I see your name.

alutacontinua: Don't misunderstand me. He's a cool guy.
Just wondering why you really wanted to start pulling back-and-forth the issue when this is not religious section. You dropped it already, that's great...let's move on.

Policewoman: Please may i ask the guys, IF YOU HAVE MASTURBATED, are you still a virgin??

RedBenson: Pride of a guy?
1) Ability to fucck a girl and scatter her punny till she runs out of ur house half naked.

2) Ability to lay 3 to 4 sophisticated chiks on ur bed and fucck them all at the same time.

3) Ability to impregnate a woman

slymm: @Handsome emmy, thanks for putting it like that, I did not want to start bringing in bible quotes and God into this otherwise humourous thread. I think maybe we should leave the Hebrew women to be and get back to the discusiion of what you would like to come back to the World as.

sweetcheecks: Hey baby girl!

Handsomeemmy: God was with them to teach Pharaoh and the egyptians some lessons, Exodus 1:17-19

Samtolly4JESUS: a good Bible will give you the right information that will change your live for good.

angel TI: erection an heavenly feeling? dats wen u guyz r @ our mercy now

acidtalk: .

Whatever joh! Most virgins I ever dated weren't romantic. I had to teach most of them how to kiss and they were terrible as romance related activities.

angel TI: weekly blood pumpin? bros where did u keep ur ears wen biology was taught?

-Mr Cork-:
...if certain guys in Nairaland make the mistake of comin bak as females..truss me .i will nyahsh!

Samtolly4JESUS: I think you folks are getting all wrong in here.... Virginity is not the ladies' pride only, its the pride of every UNMARRIED individual regardless of your age or gender. Its your seal of destiny. If you doubt me, ask Joseph or if you are a female, ask Esther or Mary!

angel TI: erection u say? abegiiii. wats heavenly about dat?

caseless: no need doing that, it is expected.

acidtalk: When we are talking of romantic, we dey talk about bedmatics acrobaticology kind of romantic.

caseless: u bringing religion into this? Ok, watch atheist turn this thread to war between 'theists and atheists'.

slymm: @ Atheist, I am not sure why it was painless and easy for the Hebrew women, the bible just says that they had easy child births, that's why people say to a pregnant woman may you deliver like the Hebrew women.