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Sanboy25: Hum I'll see about the 'bedmatics' later on...
Hum yeah, I also heard that some loosed it while horse-riding... That's awkward, lol

It sure is.

Yeah, better we wait till this evening...
But how comes you guys are on the internet non stop ? aren't you working ?

Yes I am. I am in a boring office job . I like when I am out of the office. But during that period Iam not so much on Nairaland.

For the last 6 months I have been moved back from offshore to the office and I hate it. Usual office politics and admin women hitting on me

One is looking at me now with sleazy lips

Sanboy25: For him to be able to use it on other girls (a.k.a cheating) to check his 'performances' ?

yeah.... something like that

-Mr Cork-:
..Taikwando, karate & kunfu always loose out when they come up against grapplers: Wrestling, Judo, Juijitsu, Kraz Maga, etc..I never recomend them cz they only make u lok good on TV..not in real fghts..I knw this coz I trained people while I trained for my first Juijitsu 1st Dan Compitition.. I am 2nd Dan black belt right now

Cool. My point exactly, this is why grappling is important, Also most street fighters descend into rough grapple matches, shirt pulls, head locks etc. Learning grappling is cool.

Do you teach your arts locally? That is something a few of us guys are doing. Anytime we have time we go to parks to train and some of the local kids join in. With your expertise it could be a good non committed way to give back to the community.

Sanboy25:
I am not into wrestling, I find that very violent... My muscles are easily sored...

Your muscles get sore . You better shape up. When you marry and need to keep your hussy satisfied, the bedroom antics will be much like wrestling... believe me, fitness there can be a real boost. Just be careful when wrestling so you dont tear your hymen. I heard a few ladies ... err... did that

Sanboy25: Time's up for Kaboninc... I think we should give him a delay, seems like he's at work....

Possibly. So what do we do? Do we call it a day or postpone until evening?

TrickofTech: Yes I know...I should have hit it, but I didn't : (

I still think if I had tried...things would have ended badly:

1.) She is born again...probably ain't into premarital fun
2.) She was never interested...and it would make things very awkward for the rest of my stay
3.) Her family would find out immediately (we were in the same house)...and kill me

I was very tricky to get her on her own in the house. She was always shadowed by her ma...particularly when I was about! Even so, I wish I had taken her aside and told her how much I liked her. Before I left. Would have been nice for her to know.

Boooooring. If you aint gonna hit it then dont bore us with tales of "should I or shouldnt I have done it". Get back to me when the deed has taken place with lots of inside info and juicy descriptive analysis.

PS: If she is religious, dont get too excited, it might be a lot of hard work.

[quote author=lynpetra][/quote]Abuja? And you want 4 kids

You ought to look into 2 kids. have you done a cost analysis for raising 4 kids? Try it. Preschool, nursery, primary, secondary, undiverity + feeding nad pockt money. Also, what about employment afterwards. Travelling overseas for post graduate courses to gain international exposure (which is now very difficult) and putting together all other necessary expenditure. You might also have to help them onto the property ladder (if they were based in the West) and perhaps have a savings account with enough finances to give them a bit of a start. Try it and add inflation etc.

Sanboy25: @OP: Dump the guy, life is too short for you to be coping with unsatisfying 'love-making' by an ugly dude.

She should hold on and improve his love making skills

Sanboy25: Of course, I personally don't fight
I rather watch them...

So dont you take any lessons or do any scrapping? After that last incidence, I thought you would have been taking up something to prepare yourself for any reoccurences. I dont normally encourage women to fight but if you can better disable someone when you are being attacked then that is agreeable. Try some MMA

-Mr Cork-:
...well my Kondo stands up everytime I go in for Dental injection.. My Dentist looks hot in her white outfit..cant help it!

Dont distract her... she might inject you condo by mistake

-Mr Cork-:
..u into MMA??..Bro so u enjoy rollin over sweeaty men on the floor, givin them headlock, Butt lock & things?? ..u loook happy!

It is an effective fighting style. Grappling is very common in street fights so I focus on that with specific care taken to submission moves and choke holds. I also focus on striking (punching/boxing) and of course some taekwondo and kick boxing.

I was once into mugendo... it was quite popular but now I do free style.

Sanboy25: lol, no. I'm more into street-fights...
And you do you do any fighting sport ?

yes... MMA (or mixed martial arts). I just train locally with some pals. I focus mostly on wrestling/grappling, striking and some taekwondo combined. I also hav a bit of kickboxing in it too.

Street fighting is a bit rough for a girl... dont you get scars and bruises?

Mynd_44: This is what I call double tragedy.....well he might be handsome inside and in the pocket too

He will never be dumped if this is the case

-Mr Cork-:
...like 2pac returned? ...keeep watin!

Not too long now.

-Mr Cork-:
...Bro truss me..I love womens in uniform....especially when female Police officers handcuff me or when lightskin nurses chooook me with injectiom... I LOOOVE IT!!!

That is real serious. So when you go for jabs you get... err... excited

You perv

Sanboy25: I wonder how Kaboninc will manage these uppercuts...
@ Kaboninc: I wish you the best dear, put up quite a fight

Lets hope so. In the mean time, what have you been up to babes ? Still Preparing yourself for any fisticuffs? Do you do any martial arts?

lynpetra: Have always wanted three.Two boys and a gurl.Then the last wud be adopted.So four altogether.Just three from my womb

4. I always thought the days of 4 kids were long behind us. This modern world with all its problems and financial difficulties and population boom, limited employment, higher cost of education etc is more suited to smaller families... of 2.

But have as many as you feel the need to.

So where are you based?

Adetundeyyy: Thanks.

It aint true. They wont. Get her pregnant. That will do the trick

-Mr Cork-:
...too late bro..I made sure his *2inches Kondo* disappered when he wakes up!

Lol

-Mr Cork-:
..he probably gone to British Embasssy to re-apply for Visa

Ouch

Sanboy25: lol please wait for his arrival before starting the e-fight.

My thoughts exactly... but this is good stuff

@mr cork... there is no honour throwing punches at the dude when is unavailable. Let us await his return

-Mr Cork-:
...1pm?? ..Bro forgerrrrit.... he should be in clinic by now!

Then let him recover for round 2... or are you scared

Olumogun: THANKS
I am aware that they are already talking to a Doctor who is looking at a lot of
facts relating to her ability to have a child (children) of her own if put
through surgery/surgeries. The pain is that the guy (husby) is really destabilized
by the discovery, and then the problem of how to bear the burden of the cost of
the operation(s)

I know but he should go with her. At least he knows she is a lady... or perceives herself as such

clemz85: benefit of non-tested!

i didn't say anything except "i didn't say anything"

I agree. But something is odd? So he never actually looked at her down below? That is odd? I wonder how long they dated before marriage?

Sanboy25: Lol, I'd love to see a second round for sure

yeah.... hopefully konaninc brings some serious aggression this time around.

True2myself24: Lol I tried to give my ring back to my ex and he said I should keep it. So it's just sitting there in my jewelry box.

How much is it worth? And who called it off?

-Mr Cork-:
...hell yea... I cast vooodooo spell on him for messsin wit one of my babes!!

Voodoo? Or JuJu?

Ok dude. You seem to be very confident . Sanboy and I will make judgement.

Sanboy25: I wonder...
We are the judges so we should decide...
Your vote goes to who ?

We are the judges. let us wait until 1pm, if konaninc doesnt show up we pronounce Mr cork. If he does then we see if the fight will escalate into day 2

Olumogun: All your questions are summarize in one answer:
SHE IS WILLING TO BE A FULL WOMAN

IS she a full woman? Can she bear children, does she have the means to satisfy him intimately or will she need surgery? If she is willing then that is good. How far is she willing to go?

-Mr Cork-:
...Sandboy....Sweery, la pela ja ma pell punnny & extra kiss for Mr Cork & Sandboy lapale only 1 round de my place et less dan 20 second moi de hooorny??

Did you win the e-fight?

sanb: If she refuses to give the ring back after asking politely, then the next point of call would be to go to court to retrieve the ring or the value of the ring back from her….

PS: No; I’m not Sanboy25; but sanb…..

My thoughts exactly... and there have been cases like that too. There was this one case where a guy was meant to get married to his fiancee, he had invested close to $30k out of his pocket plus parents maybe an additional $15k. She didnt turn up at the wedding. It turned out her ex had turned up 2 days before and they ran off together. Now the engagement ring was worth $5k and he wanted it back so he could recoup some of his losses. Apparently she had sold it to add to her and her exs escapades. So he sued her in court. He won. He also sued for the losses due to her not turning up and he won some of that too.

RedBenson: wish i was the one who drew it. Would've fingere.d her badly while drawing it. bitch.

You sick f@@@... but I hear you .

sanb: @Op; you politely ask for the ring back. The ring was an engagement ring which both of you thought would materialise into marriage. Since that didn’t occur, then the sensible thing (IMHO) for the lady to do is return the ring even without you asking for it back….it’s only logical.

Besides, why would a lady want to hold on to a ring that’ll remind her constantly of her engagement to her ex? Whatever for ehh...

Good statement. What if the ring is valuable (£10,000+) and the lady wants to hold on to it for the financial value? She always pawn it later on once everything dies down. I reckon a court case might be in order if she refuses to return it.

PS: Are you sanboy

Sanboy25: Thanks for letting me know...

You're welcome .

So who won the e-fight?

TrickofTech: Would have been great. But you have got to think about it from my point of view...there were family members in the house. If I tried something and she was not up for it...I could have made things very awkward.

You either hit it or you dont hit it. The last thing we want is you coming here to say you could have hit that but had reservations

But to stay on track, hit that... and hit it good. She wants it, you want it... so go for it

Dont dull

If she broke it off herself, she must return the ring. It is a sworn duty by the man to do all in his power both legally and through other means to recoup the actual ring itself or something of similar value.

Why would she not return the ring?

Of course, if you called it off then she should be allowed to keep the ring as compensation.