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Baba Iyabo and his bitter-leaf soup
Written by Nigerian Compass
Tuesday, 01 March 2011 00:00
FOR A GOOD LAUGH. ENJOY IT TOO
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BABA IYABO: Ha! Goodluck, IBB and even you Atiku visiting me together?
IBB: You know old comrades always come together no matter what!
BABA IYABO: You are right IBB, but what about these civilians… especially you Atiku
GOODLUCK: It’s the same matter that brought the three of us to visit you sir!
BABA IYABO: Ehen? When am about to eat pounded yam and my favorite bitter-leaf soup?
Okay o! As long as you guys don’t disturb me when am eating
ATIKU: We will try not to disturb when the food is served
IBB: But you have not even asked us what brought us here
BABA IYABO: Eh! It’s because my mind is on the bitter-leaf soup, you should know I don’t joke
it with. By the way it was prepared by my new catch! She is just 25, you should see her. You
know my wife is dead shey?
ATIKU: Yes we know, but the problem that brought us can’t wait it is very urgent!
BABA IYABO: And I should forget the bitter-leaf soup because of the problem shey?
IBB: Of cause not, we know you don’t joke with bitter-leaf soup
BABA IYABO: So what are you waiting for Goodluck? Spill it!
ATIKU: It’s about the new phenomenon sweeping the country?
BABA IYABO: Mogbe! That is impossible I mean Japan is so far from here so how could the
radiation get into this country?
GOODLUCK: Not Japan sir, I mean the tsunami sweeping across the country
BABA IYABO: Apart from Japan, there has not been any recent tsunami that I know of
ATIKU: He is talking about the BB tsunami spreading like plague at an alarming rate!
BABA IYABO: Buhari? Bakare? And that’s why you came to disturb me when am about to eat
my special bitter-leaf soup prepared by my sweet 16!
GOODLUCK: Sixteen? Is that not illegal? I thought you just said she was 25?
ATIKU: She is 25 quiet alright, but we call young girls sweet sixteen!
BABA IYABO: I never believe I will say this, but THANK YOU Atiku! By the way IBB are you
also afraid of BB?
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Baba Iyabo and his bitter-leaf soup
Written by Nigerian Compass
Tuesday, 01 March 2011 00:00
GOODLUCK: Sorry sir, but at the rate they are going they might,
BABA IYABO: Don’t ever interrupt me again when I am speaking or I will ask IBB to give you
some military training right now!
IBB: its not like I am afraid of them, but if BUHARI becomes president don’t you think he will
come after us for corruption?
ATIKU: That is what I am afraid of.
BABA IYABO: Of cause, you should be afraid Atiku! You stole too much money ke!
ATIKU: No just me alone!
BABA IYABO: Oh! So you want to compare yourself with IBB and myself abi? Now tell me,
were you in the military? And are you a general for crying out loud
GOODLUCK: He was in the Customs sir!
BABA IYABO: And that makes him a military man shey? Olodo! Oya tell me if he also fought in
the War?! I should have known the first time I saw your face, you are not smart at all Goodluck I
truly regret installing you, because you are not smart at all
GOODLUCK: Tunde Bakare’s SNG helped too sir!
BABA IYABO: When Queen Turai was treating you like her houseboy shey? All these
happened because you are not a strong man! I should have installed an ex military man!
Nigerians love strong people! The other day you were shaking because a little girl from CNN
was interviewing you. Didn’t you see my own interview? I told the British boy straight to his face
that his questions were silly! Same with IBB, nobody can intimidate us. Anyway as your father, I
will still make sure you retain your post after the elections but you must be strong shogbo?
ATIKU: But what if BB wins, what are we going to do?
BABA IYABO: Has Mr FIX-IT left our dear party? I said we will take care of it!
GOODLUCK: But how is that going to be possible if BB wins? They have instructed their
supporters to go to the pooling stations with petrol and matches and if JEGA boys try to rig in
our favor they should light them up!
BABA IYABO: Action man! I trust BUHARI, you see we military men don’t take nonsense, we
are ready for war at any time and that was why nobody dared me when I was ruling. Anyway
now that you know all these, what have you done to convince the people that you are the best
man for the job?
GOODLUCK: Ermmmm!!!! Emm! Em!
IBB: But they gave you opportunities to sell yourself to the public through debates
BABA IYABO: I hope you didn’t take that your EMBLERA wife with you to the debates?
ATIKU: Actually he has not attended any debates yet and he is not planning to attend any
BABA IYABO: Goodluck, are you also afraid of talking to your own people? I mean this is not
the CNN little girl o!
GOODLUCK: They will ask what I have done since I became the president, especially on
corruption and I am afraid I don’t have any answer for,
BABA IYABO: So why haven’t you arrested anybody for corruption? During my time I arrested
IG Tafa Balogun, I had the NafDac Woman working hard on fake drugs, Okonjo Iweala was on
board working hard too. What have you been doing Goodluck? I mean why didn’t you arrest that
Charge and bail Lawyer called Anakonda self!
GOODLUCK: Aondoakaa sir!
IBB: This is not time for names correction, you should be listening to Baba’s advice
BABA IYABO: Leave him IBB, I don’t blame him at all. He has big mouth when it comes to me,
yet he is afraid to even speak to his own people and has nothing to show for one year of ruling
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Baba Iyabo and his bitter-leaf soup
Written by Nigerian Compass
Tuesday, 01 March 2011 00:00
GOODLUCK: I speak to them on Facebook sir!
BABA IYABO: Are you the one writing those things? You were given opportunity to speak
directly to them but you ran away
ATIKU: I wish you had installed me instead!
BABA IYABO: You ke? so that you can loot our treasury dry! No thank you! I prefer a clueless
Goodluck to you Atiku.
GOODLUCK: Thank you sir! …, But I am still afraid that if BB wins, and we steal their votes all
those angry Abokis will burn up the North and instead of the army to allow the country plunge
into civil war, they will take over and we will be back to the military days
BABA IYABO: Then you better think of attending the remaining debates, and arresting some
people like Anakonda so that Nigerians will know you have Balls, because if the military takes
over, IBB and I will be safe. We take care of our own but as for civilians like you and Atiku it will
be hell… Anyway my pounded yam and bitter-leaf soup is ready… IBB please join me, Atiku
and Goodluck wait for us here. By the time I finish eating I will have enough strength to think of
a good strategy for your problem… Shey it is good to have a godfather that you can cry to eh?
OYA LAUGH SMALL Jare!
…….To be Continued


hahahah PDP IS IN TROUBLE  

switch47:
Chelsea can not beat any team in the first 7 home and away from united  2 sunderland. The blues loves to lose points.bunch of wastes! And SINCE YOU GUYS ALWAYS TELL ME TO HUG TRANSFORMER------I have done that Nothing do me Chelsea still sucks

ode oshi is dat a live transformer photoshop no brainer, i wo to ti ganpa.

@ lacrissa i can see dat u r just a bloody attention seeker some one u have not agreed with, u don't know if he is just hiding his attitude 4 u just to trap u and show u hi real attitude later i laugh in Togo and sorry 4 u as well

honestly op being a student don't mean u shuld not be able 2 get ur boyfriend a befittin gift on his birthday. Anyways just try and get him sum nice underwears not necessarily designers as u tuk say u no get moni just make sure dey r niice ones and a very nice colognes i thinks dis is ok.

u know wat evilspirit (emi esu) dere is a yoruba adage which goes thus ''ohun tieyan o ba ni je akin fi run mu'' that is ''watever u r not gonna eat no need 4 u 2 know how it smells''. Therefore your friend bleep up plenty gan gidi dat means he does not even knows wat he want. How is he sure dat de ex was not involved in a relationship wen dey separated and also how is he sure dat it's not cause de ex bf don chop her finish dat was why he also left her, ur friend and his nex no even know wetin dey worry both of dem. Well sum ppl don't just know wat dey have untill dey loose it. Wat i will advice him 2 do is just go and make peace wit dis gurl else him go regret am o! Even if de gurl no tuk, karma is funny u know.

seankay:
if all u liverpool fans care to know,torres has not won any trophy with any club nd he knows liverpool cant offer him that even in d nxt 4yrs.Also rmemba dat u sold alonso,mascherano nd also failed to buy a striking partner as u promised him,no champions league football nt even sure of a UEFA spot.to me HE MADE D BEST DECISION AT A VRY CRUCIAL STAGE OF HIS CAREER.FOOTBALL IS ABOUT WIN,LOSE,DRAW,WINNING TROPHIES,TRANSFER, Y DIDNT A.MADRID CALLED HIM A TRAITOR WEN HE JOINED U?

dont mind those big mouthed liverfool fans traitor ko odale ni futbol is all about achievments and laurels u won jare, torres u have made de right decisson in ur career don't let sum crazy back side liverful fans disturb u with their whining. carry go jor Blues 4 life

me i will say Government college Apata Ibadan

@op
this is a very complicated issue i would say, abeg just know how u meddle in their affairs cause as u've said earlier immaturity is de cause of their problem and it will not auggur well if de whole thing now fall on ur head ok. But sum men r funny wy not use condom wen u know u r not ready 4 fatherhood. A case of real immaturity.

my advice.
Pls just try and move closer 2 de new gurl he is going out with and make her understand he is not de man 4 her and tell her he's already got a kid dat she should not spoil other ppl's home abeg no let ur friend know else na riffle he go take burst ur brains cause he has already fall in luv 4rm de luk of things. Infact u need 2 play ajames bond dere 2 be able 2 quash his intrest in de other gurl.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^same 2 you atiku,
But nothing for you come 2011 election!!

if you like stay sokoto all your life!![/color]

oga 190 i don't even know atiku from any where my name is yomi so me na ribadu side i dey moreover to hell with 2011 selection sorry i mean election, ehn no be my fault now since wen dem born me we no dey do election na selection we dey do except june 12. dem don ready select de president 4 backyard una go just go formalize de rest 4 pollin booth blawdy waste of time.
So wats poping.

190:

oga gboju jooooo se u know know her ni abi na who u wan start 2 dey use aroma 4 anyways u too merry xmas and a happy new year in advance.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=570560.msg7398602#msg7398602 date=1293143162]Who's your baby [/quote]well she is de one and only babymi of nairaland u might not know her but ask 190.

MY BEAUTIFUL SHOUT OUT TO MY BEAUTIFUL BABY


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AND WISHING U A WONDERFUL XMAS

Gurl u need 2 sit down and think about a lot of things, you should also bear it in mind that u can never clear the images of dis guy from your mind since u claimed u truly love him so just learn 2 live with sum things.

1. That u guys are no more

2. That he has gotten for himself a new gurl

3. That u r no longer in de picture

4. By seeing him as only a friend since u r a bit emotionally attached 2 him

by doing all these things i believe u will get over all this shit and be able 2 love sum 1 again. You can also be calling him once a while (on friendship ground) so don't initiate any make up pleas cause u started the whole thing, by doing all  u will come 2 realize dat he is gone for good and u will be able to forget those bad moments.

There is one thing i would like u to know especially girls don't ever tell Ur man to give space dat u want to think about the relationship doing dat is like going on a suicide mission, it's not done here in Africa. If u have issues with Ur man sit it out with him and talk about it.


for more help u can reach my addy and my mobile
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well i would say ur friend is in serious ''isoro'' cause have been 2 those arab zone i pretty know how it works out there. Guy infact u ma self gota be careful cause na ur own judgement go worse pass as in u see, u hear, u no report. So wat i would advice ur frenda 2 do sincerly is 2 abandon watever he has in de fuckin apartment and get another place very far away 4rm de devilish woman, cause by doin dat he is neva gona arouse de woman's suspicion. And am sure with time de woman is gonna get over it.

And u know all dis Arab men dey r never gud at it dem nodey try atall. It makes me remember my little stint in LIBYA DOSE GURLS ARE ALWAYS CRAZY ABOUT BLACK MEN. Dey will do anytin 2 have U black guys just tel ur frenda 2 apply wisdom 9ja no dey carry last.

RULES R MEANT 2 BE BORKEN ATIMES.

@ de concerned IFEOLUWADOLAPO

i think ihehanacha is truly sorry, as k-money said to forgive is divine. Think ihehana truely loves u, u can't ask for more dis days wen men really run away from commitments please forgive and forget and he will always be de man u want him 2 be.

well i met ma baby on Nairaland

sunch:
While submission is suppose to close on nov19. Firstly when i told her, she said she dosnt have enuff cash2 trans. herself there, wich i credited her a/c wit some money. On the said morning i calld her& she said she's yet to go and moreova she's nt interestd in where i was sending dat i was inconvenienting her. I then begged her which she went later in the afternoon. On getting there they told her dat submission is closed.

Guy u've taken the right decision if that is what actually happened. cause a gurl like dat can be said as an enemy of progress.

Imagine her first statement "she's yet to go and moreova she's nt interestd in where i was sending dat i was inconveniencing her" that shows u ain't worth shit in her presence and after she messed up de whole thingy can u please see her statement again, '' dat u neva told her when it wid be closing'' must u tell her wen it would be closing or can't she use her brains for her to know de assignmnet u gave her is more dan important and she's gat 2 do de shitzo ASAP.

she was not just meant 4 u simple 4get about her else dis might just be small from all de bad luck u might get from her.

love atimes dey make person turn mumu

my one penny friend.